You may have just watched this episode of Punk'd and wonder what happened because of Twi Spark's reaction. We don't have good news about that, however.

Unfortunately, the next week, Rainbow Dash and the crew's bodies were found crudely trashed in the gutter - I know, gross. Twi seems sane enough, right?.. How she always seems to be in shock since eating that chicken? I know, right? Drama queen!

We found a tape along with it as well, and I think you know what was on it-

"Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew."

Twilight Sparkle has filed a lawsuit and requested this episode to never be shown on the television ever again. As a result, we are in debt. Donations are much appreciated. To donate, go to the PTV online website now! You'll get a free pony plush toy if you give your cold hard cash today!

5% of it will go towards the crew and Dash's funeral. If you donate $50+, you'll get an invitation to Dash's funeral. She was a great pony, but everypony has to go SOME day.

~.<.0.>.~

INTERVIEW WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE

Interviewer: So Twilight, how do you feel about the predicament?

Twilight: I am really devastated. I cannot believe a pony such as Rainbow Dash would go so far as to put MEAT PRODUCTS in my FOOD!

Interviewer: What shocks you so much about this?

Twilight: Ponies don't eat meat. Period. Never has there been a pony with a sane mind who ate meat.

Interviewer: Are you calling yourself.. not sane?

Twilight: Well, I didn't think that one through. No, I am sane. After all, I didn't brutally murder the crew and Rainbow Dash and throw them in the Canterlot gutters. No, I have a lot more class than that. Not as much as Rarity, but still enough to know not to sneak into Dash's bedroom and drug her with chloroform in the shower.

Interviewer: ....

Twilight: What is it?

Interviewer: Oh, nothing.

Twilight: *muttering*I still can't believe I read that awful fanfic.. Cupcakes? Really.. Sweet Celestia it was awful..

Interviewer: What?

Twilight: Can I go now?

Interviewer: Sure? Your interview is now over! Goodbye, Twilight Sparkle!

~.<.0.>.~

Author's Notes

I don't know how I came up with this. All I know is that I have some pretty strange ideas sometimes. And, yeah, I know. It's pretty dang stupid, but I think, in some way, it is.. humorous? I don't know.. Sorry for excessive EWing, I just thought it needed to be there. You know.. It just fit! This is my first comedy story. Sure, it may be somewhat awful, but I just thought I'd give the genre a try. Please tell me what you think of it in the comments and like/dislike if you, like it means, LIKE or DISLIKE it. Alright, thanks for reading this. Bye!

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