Twilight walked up the steps to some classy restaurant. Suddenly, Rainbow thrust herself from out between the bushes! HAHA! I probably scared the almighty BUCK out of her.

"AHHH!! RAINBOW! I told you not to do that after what happened at Sugarcube Corner..."

Twilight facehoofed. "Okay. Alright. Let's just have our salads and get this over with."

~.<.0.>.~

They had finally sat down in a nice table outside of the restaurant. Rainbow had convinced Twilight to get a salad she hadn't tried before. Rainbow saw this as the perfect opportunity to slip some hard-to-come-by diced chicken product into her salad.

Twilight looked up at Rainbow Dash.

"Is this.. good? You know I'm allergic to -"

Rainbow Dash replied,

"Yes, Twi. For the 7th time, it's good. Just try it, okay? I promise you won't die if you just AT LEAST take a LITTLE tiny bite."

Twilight sighed. "Okay, if you say so.."

Twilight took a bite, and...

"Mm, yum! What is this chewy thing here?" Twilight questioned, pointing her hoof towards the chicken.

That was NOT the reaction I was looking for. I probably shouldn't tell her what she's eating..

"Oh, um, that's, uh, um..."

Quick! Think of something!

"Um, that's uh... Tofu?" Rainbow Dash spluttered out.

"Hm.. This.. Tofu is pretty delectable then. Say, where can I buy it? I would love to eat this tofu soon, and perhaps introduce it to Applejack, Pinkie, Rarity and Spike! They probably would love it! I'm not so sure about Spike, because all he seems to like are a million dollar's worth of gems and ice cream. What do you think?" Twilight said.

"Oh, it is pretty hard to come by. You only are able to buy it out of the nation somewhere. I'm not exactly sure.. Maybe even in.. uh.. Manehatten. I think. That's a pretty long trip, isn't it? I uh, think you shouldn't go and look for it. It's hard to find, uh, like I said before. So you should probably just forget about it. It's not worth it, is it? Yeah, it's a long trip. Don't go." Rainbow struggled to not sound awkward.

"Well, Rainbow, you sound like there's something wrong with it. What is the matter? Is there something I don't exactly know about it, and you are trying to not let me get ill from eating it?"

"Um.. Well.. It isn't really tofu. Please don't try to kill me when I tell you what it is.." Rainbow took a deep breath, preparing for the moment of truth.

"Its.. chicken."

Twilight spoke. "..What? YOU PUT CHICKEN.. IN MY SALAD?!"

Suddenly a camera crew, and a random guy with a microphone come out of the building!

"Twilight Sparkle, you've just been PUNK'D! What do you have to say?"

Twilight's jaw hit the ground..

"What?.. So.. Wait, was that actually chicken?.."

Rainbow giggled. "Sure was!"

Twilight sat there for several minutes, muttering the same thing.

"Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew."

Twilight ran inside, and the camera crew followed after.

Twilight was recorded washing her mouth out with soap.

Later that day, Spike told the show on an interview about how she was muttering the same thing in her sleep -

"Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew."

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