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Opening Song

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Mable groans as she woke up and peeled herself off the floor... she looks around her room... it looked like a twister hit it...

"What happened last night?" She wondered out loud, her head still ringing...

She tries to focus on the last couple of days, apparently Dipper's new room which was the room with the wax statues was being fumigated so he moved back in with her - YAY!

And finally she meet a girl named Luz and a bunch of other girls who seemed to be new to Gravity Falls and thus didn't know her or her recent... 'escapades'. FINALLY, NEW FRIENDS!

Naturally they had a slumber party and... what happened next?

Suddenly a ragged Dipper walked in. Mable greeted him warmly... and Dipper tells her how a woodpecker nearly bit off his tongue and a wolf nearly ripped off his leg...

Naturally, Mable just laughs this off.

Dipper just gives a dispassionate, resigned sigh... "Seriously, I'm injured or worse and that's all you have to say?"

"Come on it couldn't be that bad," Mable again just dismisses it and tries to poke him with the 'fun stick'.

An annoyed Dipper immediately snaps it in half on his knee much to Mable's annoyance.

"And look how much of the room is wrecked, which is mostly my stuff. Including the golf-course we painstakingly built together earlier this summer. Do you even care at all about damaging things that meant something to me, that were MY property?" Dipper ask.

"Oh come on it's not that important," Mabel said shrugging it off and offers Dipper some nachos. "Here have some."

Again... Dipper sighs.

"Is it safe to assume that despite EVERYTHING, if I say 'no more Slumber parties' you'll either refuse or force me to give up something as well?" He said in a VERY resigned way...

"Darn tooting!" snaps Mabel annoyed he'd even suggest that.

Dipper again just sighed... and pulled up a phone and called, "Yeah... it still happened... yeah, were doing it, come on over..."

Mable was confused by this sudden change off topic. "Dipper, what is-"

Suddenly Dipper said some weird words and most of the still sleeping girls turned to sparkle...

"What!? What!?" exclaimed Mabel baffled and startled as most of her new friends vanished in a puff of smoke. Leaving only one girl.

Luz groans, wakes up, sees what happened and sheepishly starts to crawl out of the room.

"Sorry, Mabel. I had a great time last night... but Edda made this deal with Dipper... see you in a bit..." Luz said as her head is still ringing... she crawls out of the room.

"Deal?" Asked Mable confused...

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A day ago -

"Well we're here back on Earth," Eda said to Luz as she dusted herself off.

"Yeah but the doorway is now a portal," King pointed out to the blue vortex that hanging in the air that they just came out of.

"It was either that or Luz here be trap on the Boiling Isles," Eda said.

"I'll better call my parents," Luz said using her phone to call them.

"Hey Luz is this normal?" Eda ask pointing at the many non humans around them standing with the humans.

"Humans and non humans together yeah this isn't normal. Did you open the wrong doorway?" Luz ask.

"I...," Eda said as she tried to use her magic but couldn't. She tried harder and it finally worked with a magical map appearing in front of Eda. "Funny my magic is harder to use here."

"That's because of the merge happening and all but a few types of spell casting magic works here now," Twilight said stepping out from the crowd.

"Cool, talking unicorn," Luz said.

"Name's Twilight and let me guess you 3 came from another world and you the human have been struck there for a year," Twilight said.

"Right on the money," King said.

"No magic?" Eda ask.

"Wow I missed out alot while I was away," Luz said.

"Well spell casting magic anyways on the most part is gone. Many magical beings who are only alive because of a spell was used on them or something like that either found themselves powerless or just disappeared along with magic. The only magic that works now is passive magic that you don't need to cast to use like the pony heads who are just floating pony heads are still able to float around because their magic is passive. Or mermaids who can transform from mermaids to human. There is borrowed magic where the magic source doesn't come from the user but someone else letting them use magic. And other work around but mostly there aren't anymore spell casting magic," Twilight explains.

"Well magic users like Eda in her world have a extra organ attached to their hearts that lets them use magic," Luz said.

"That would do it," Twilight said.

"Well it does seem that I need to put more energy in spell casting while here," Eda said.

"Ok, what's going on here?" Stan ask exiting the shack and stops as he spots Eda. "Eda?"

"Stan?" Eda ask just as surprise.

"You two know each other?" Luz ask.

"She's my wife," Stan said.

"WHAT?" Twilight asked.

"BAAAA," the goat that hangs around the shack said.

"Till she ran away with all of my winnings," Stan said with a wishful sigh.

"That's Eda," Said Luz and King together.

While Eda is getting set up, Dipper approaches her. "Hey... Eda? This is gonna sound weird... but do you have a spell to temporarily create a bunch of girls around my age of varying sizes and heights?"

Eda gave him a weird look. "Look kid, what you get up to in your spare time is none of my business. But I'm pretty sure what your suggesting is universally illegal for me to help with no matter-"

"What, no! That's not what this is!" said a flustered Dipper, he rubs his face frustrated... "Look, it's complicated... but the short version... I guess you could say it's a prank on my sister, but more accurately-"

"You had me at 'prank your sister'," interrupted Eda eager... making a sisters life a living nightmare was practically her second job. "So what's your name kid?"

"Dipper Pines," he answers.

"Pines?" Eda ask then looks at Stan.

"My younger brother's grandson," Stan explains. "So you're a witch?"

"That right Stan, I'm a witch from the demon realm of the Boiling Isles," Eda said.

"So that's why you look the same since I last saw you years ago. Same wild bright orange hair, that gold fang that stick out," Stan said.

"Oooh, you know how to woo an old... wait orange hair?" Eda ask blinking. She reach back and pulls her hair in front of her and saw her hair has return to it's old color before she was cursed.

"Hey your hair is back to normal," King said.

"How are you doing that?" Luz ask.

"The curse is broken," Eda said.

"You were under a curse? Well since the merge the curses that have been cast has been despelled," Twilight explains.

"Let me check something," Eda said as she jump back through the portal and then came back. "Well it looks like the curse I'm under only works while in the demon realm."

"So what does that mean?" Luz ask.

"Well seeing how my sister is now after me for what I did to get the portal working and the curse doesn't effect me on Earth. Not to mention that thanks to this merge thing happening I don't have to hide that, I'm a witch. Looks like we're moving here," Eda said.

"What!" King, and Stan shouted.

"Cool!" Luz shouted out.

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Present -

After this is explained, Twilight, Pacifica and Wendy show up to back up Dipper... they knew how hard this was going to be for him.

"Mabel... this is an intervention." said Dipper with a heavy heart... for all his issues with Mabel... he still loved her... and that was why he HAD to do this.

Mable just looked at him in disbelief... then gave out a nervous chuckle..

"Heh, heh...Whhhhat?" she said in a desperate attempt to laugh off her confusion and increasing feeling of dread... also the ache in her head...

"Mabel ever since we got here I been having flashes of future events. The future I have been seeing are things that could had happen if it wasn't for the merge happening. They're how things would had played out if the merge had never happen," Dipper said.

"That's just silly," Mabel interrupts and tries to mock him for it.

"SHUT UP!" the other girls all shouted at Mabel who immediately quiets.

Dipper gives the girls a nod of appreciation and then continues. He tells her how he saw everything that was SUPPOSED to happen today: the slumber party, the fight, the room, the contest, the rug that switches bodies of people standing on it who builds up a static charge. He quickly explains how they already sent the rug to the SCP... after a few 'hiccups'.

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Earlier -

"So I'm a pig now... so that's a thing." Said Dipper now in a pigs body out in the woods near the shack. And wondering how this happen.

"Which is the perfect time to test my pig cannon!" shouts Mcgucket as he swings on a vine and grabs Dipper while he squeals in panic...

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Present -

"Heh... pig...," Mabel giggles.

"Mabel, I nearly got blown up and eaten..." Said Dipper annoyed.

"What was it like to be a pig?!" Mabel ask clearly ignoring all else.

"What is wrong with you Mabel?" Twilight snaps at her.

"Yeah, right here. That's why Dipper had to do this!" Pacifica pointed it.

"...do what?" Mabel ask.

Dipper explained after he told the girls about the flash, they came down even more on him so to do something about Mable. But Dipper... hoping that after everything that's been happening... Mabel would learn her lesson... came up with a 'test'. So he deliberately replicated the events of the flash. He had Luz and Eda's dopplegangers be her slumberparty 'pals', he let himself be kicked out of his room, he even let went into the woods to rest there. With Twilight, Wendy and Pacifica desperately tried to offer him a place to stay, but Dipper was adamant... he needed to know... he did all this, knowingly put himself through HELL... to give his sister... one... last... CHANCE...

"And you failed it!" Wendy said.

"There isn't anything wrong with me," Mabel said angrily as she's sick and tired of everyone saying something was wrong with her.

"That's just it Mabel... I don't think it's JUST you, I think the problem is BOTH of us!" Dipper said.

"Say what?" Mabel ask confused.

"Mable... I think we have a co-dependent/Enable relationship," Dipper explains.

"Okay, Again: Say what!?" Mabel ask even more confused.

"Codependent relationships are where one person supports or enables another person's addiction, poor mental health, immaturity, irresponsibility, or under-achievement. Codependent enablers often lack in self-worth and define their worth through another's eyes, thoughts, or views of them," Twilight explains.

Mabel just rolls her eyes. "Oh, now your just being cray-cray!"

"In the flash my other self was willing to forgive her for ruining his stuff, laughing at him being injured... all because he wanted to be with her more," Dipper said.

"Aww! A happy ending!" Mabel gushed.

Twilight angrily hoof-palmed her face. "No Mabel! It's not a happy ending!"

"Wha? Come on! Big happy family ending! How is that not happy?" Mabel ask.

"Mabel... YOU -my sister- laughed at me getting horribly injured, dismisses the destruction of my private, PERSONAL possessions like it meant NOTHING to her... and yet I apparently prioritized wanting to spend more time with you over ALL that? Dose that sound like the actions of someone who's mentally healthy to you?" Dipper ask.

Mabel looked very lost and confused, and the ache in her head wasn't helping things. "Well... I... that is... come on! Your overthinking this! Honestly, all I'm hearing is your willing to put family first, no matter what! And what's wrong with that?!"

"Because it only benefits you and only you, with nothing for Dipper. You're like that brat D.W. who got to do whatever she wanted as her parents never did anything to teach her manners. Or the Willoughby's parents, only caring about each other at the expense of everyone else. Which D.W. is now in reform school because of the accident she caused that got people killed. And the Willoughby are now imprison and are the toilets for their prisons," Twilight said.

"Mabel both of us need to see Stump who is a therapist," Dipper said flatly.

"You're overreacting to some 'Kooky weirdness'," Mabel angrily interrupts and blowing it all off.

She immediately almost bowls over as all three girls yell at her, pointing out how sick and tired everyone is of reminding her over and over again about how much 'kooky weirdness' she goes on a daily basis!

"Seriously Mable, since coming here you've seen-," Pacifica exclaims incredulously annoyed. Listing out all the nutty things she's seen or been apart of since coming in Gravity Falls. "But some minor future sight is too 'kooky' for you?"

Again, Mabel was just blown over by all these girls ganging up on her and defending Dipper... she didn't really know how to respond to it!

"Well... I... I shouldn't have to remember all this! This is so stupid! Why can't everyone just let me have a fun summer with my bro-bro!?" Mabel shouted.

"Mable, we don't have a problem with you having fun or doing fun things with Dipper. We DO have a problem when your 'fun' is taken too far and gets people hurt! What makes it even worse is how you refuse to learn any lessons from your mistakes!" Wendy said.

Mabel really getting annoyed with being yelled at, and her headache was REALLY not helping things.

"Oh, will you relax! Dipper's fine! Everyone else is just being stupid! And if there were any problems, Dipper will just fix them like he always dose!" she exclaims confidently.

Dipper groans. "Okay, Mabel. Right there! That attitude is why I'm doing this! I'm not going to be around forever to keep you from messing up! That isn't a healthy expectation!"

Mabel chuckles. "Come on bro-bro, you already told me all this...and you immediately afterward helped me out with that court case!"

"Which you then rewarded by nearly getting him burnt alive!" Twilight snapped angrily.

"I was distracted by the pretty colors in the flames!" Mabel defended weakly.

"This is why our parents pay more attention to you then me. Even though they don't want to admit it. They know I won't just stare at a fire while standing inside a burning building. You're the dumb character in tv shows who keeps putting themselves and others in danger," Said Dipper bitterly

“The dumb character?” Mabel ask hurt as she thought she would be the lovable silly one.

“The only good thing is that it’s easy to choose who to pick to try something that could kill you. Which is why I elected you to test the portal when we were stuck in the other world,” Wendy said.

“What?” Mabel shouted.

“Why have someone useful take the risk when you’re around,” Twilight adds. (1)

“That’s mean,” Mabel said.

“As if you add anything to the group. You’re the dummy and the load,” Pacifica said. (2)

“If you come on any adventure we would have to be protecting you and keeping you from doing anything dumb,” Wendy said.

“They’re right the only reason why you’re not in a body cast or worse is because I been taking the fall for you. I let you cheat on me to keep you from failing your classes. None of which is doing you any favors. What are you going to do after you finish school? What skills do you have to fall back on when I’m not around. You’ll be lucky to get a fast food job at this rate,” Dipper said.

“Which she’ll be fired from for something dumb she did,” Twilight said.

Mable was hurt by this, she REALLY didn't like thinking about this stuff! Not only was it just boring adult-y stuff that was always a downer but this HEADACHE was REALLY starting to get to her! “I... I... I'm great with art!“

“Oh, you mean those kindergarten level drawings?” Pacifica snorts derisively.

“Hey! I made some good money on those cat faces!“ Mabel said.

“Mabel, that was just a fad! You can't rely on something as fickle as that! It burnt hot sure, but it fizzled out within a couple days. Like those bean bags toy animals... beanie babies, there are bags filled with them that you can’t give away once the fad was over And even if that wasn't the case, the fact that all the money you and Stan made on that was almost immediately wasted on the blood-transfusions YOU needed after YOU attacked those cats to paint on their BELLIES doesn't speak well of your marketing skills in that area!“ Twilight pointed out.

“Glad I wasn’t taking that for you. Those cats were mad,” Dipper said.

“Not to mention all the lawsuits people filled for having their cats kidnapped and harassed!“ Wendy said.

Twilight tries to patiently explain to Mabel. “Mabel, although I admit Dipper isn't artistically inclined, he was at least willing to learn it's finer points; Shading, symmetry, stenciling, calligraphy, 3-D imaging. Dipper learned these concepts to pass his classes, although he wasn't into it. You didn't even bother and it shows!”

“I have been to high class art parties, like the one that Sunset had selling those paintings and other artworks from the other world you all went to. And what you call art would be something that would only get attention from people only if it was made by a baby," Pacifica said earning her looks from the others. "What if a baby was able to do that kind of art at that age of course it be amazing."

"Got me there," Dipper said.

"Of course seeing how Mabel just acts as a baby, doesn't mean she is one," Wendy smirks.

"And her art style hasn't gotten past that stage," Twilight said.

"Come on that's just nerd stuff! Everyone knows real artistry comes from the heart!" Mabel snorts dismissively and turns to Dipper before the girls can respond. "Come on Dipper! You know we always had each others back! Like the time I got gum in her hair and you shaved your head so I wouldn't have to go through picture day alone or the time I gave you a Valentine after school when you got none and everyone laughed at you."

Dipper looked like he was starting to weaken with that last bit...

"Why didn't you defend him?" Pacifica ask.

Mabel looks at her confused. "...say what now?"

"Why didn't you defend Dipper from all the people making fun of him? Dipper risked humiliation with you by shaving his head for you... You on the other hand WAITED to cheer him up, AFTER he'd been ridiculed and publicly mocked and run off where no one could see you two and thus no risk to your own school reputation. So what exactly did you give up there?" Pacifica ask who as a former alpha bitch... could smell some potential social manipulation BS from a mile away.

Dipper frowned, that... was actually a good point now that he thought of it.

"Yeah... why didn't you stand up for me? You say you have my back but you don't hardy do anything," he asked in a hurt and rather lost sounding way.

Mabel again very confused by this change of topic... sweet mercy, this headache wasn't helping things! "Wha... I.. I don't know! I needed time to make the valentine for Dipper... look, give me a break! I was freaking 8! I can't think of everything!"

Twilight frowns at the answer. "Okay, fine. But even if that is true..."

"Why would I lie?" Mabel interrupts annoyed and hurt that they'd doubt her.

"You tell me Mrs. 'lie to everyone about a fake plan to spend quality time with her brother at the worst possible time'," Wendy snarks.

Twilight continues before yet another argument can erupt. "As I was saying, even that is true, it still leaves your 'relationship' lopsided in YOUR favor!"

Mabel getting VERY livid... WHAT IS UP WITH HER HEAD?! IT'S SPLITTING! "Shut up you stupid unicorn! I take back all the nice things I ever said about your kind! You're just a meddling downer!"

Twilight gives a dismissive snort. "You say that like I'm supposed to care..."

"Well of course you do! Why else are you doing this?" Mabel states smugly.

"Honestly? We can't stand you. We're only here because Dipper insists on helping you, we personally think he's overstating his issues and your the main problem," Pacifica said glaring at her. She of course doesn't bring up how Dipper flat out admitted that without them here he'd probably just yield to Mabel and give her whatever she wanted and drop the whole thing.

"As I said before you're only useful for testing things out so that someone else who is more useful won't have to risk their life," Wendy said.

"Enough! Look, Mable. I really didn't want to have to tell you this but," Dipper interrupts and goes on to tell Mabel about all the future flashes he'd had this summer. And making sure she's actually paying attention this time.

"Wait, none of that happened like that!" Mabel interrupts.

"We believe those visions are from a slightly-alternate future were among other things the merge didn't happen, now SHUT UP and let Dipper finish!" Twilight said.

And so Dipper tells her about... the 'cat lady Mable' future...

"Well now I know your full of baloney! Of course that's not what's going to happen! You said it yourself that it was in a future where the merge never happened, also most of your visions have been wrong!" Mabel said smugly.

"First of all, despite the merge most of the things Dipper saw nearly happened! Second, they were only wrong because we used the knowledge we gained from those visions to mostly avert them! Which Dipper is trying to do to help you right now, you ungrateful little brat!" Twilight snaps at her.

"Mable, PLEASE! You can change your future! All you have to do is be a bit more responsible," Dipper getting desperate now.

Mabel unrepentant and let's out a loud raspberry.

"Nuts to that! Kid power forever! Besides, I know what I'm going to be what I'm going to be growing up! A kickass football playing king in space! WITH A MUSTACHE!" she excitedly fantasizes.

Dipper just looks at her in disbelief while the girls just groan...

Twilight clearly irritated beyond her tolerance. "Dipper, can we just go?"

"Yeah, were clearly just wasting our time here. She's a lost cause who only when she is a adult and your parents no longer support her and she's living on the street. Will finally get it," Pacifica said.

"Sorry Dipper, you tried your best to help her. But if she wants to wallow in her delusional rantings which will never happen to her," Wendy looks at Dipper sympathetically and ignores Mabel's glare as she gives a shrug. "...well, what more can you do? You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped!"

Before Dipper can say anything...

"Alright what's going on here?" Grunkle Stan said as he busts into the room, demanding to know what all the yelling is about.

Mabel immediately runs to him and starts pleading he 'talk sense to Dipper'. Stan tries to calm her down, while Dipper explains what had happen.

"Forget it! I'm not paying some quack billions of dollars just so you can lie on a couch for hours and look at inkblots!" Stan said.

"It's FREE," emphasized Twilight through gritted teeth as she tried to ignore the indirect insult made at Stump.

Stan's eye's nearly popped out of his head as he heard he's favorite, MAGICAL 4-letter word... and actually seemed to be considering it...

"GRUNKLE STAN!" Shouts Mabel horrified.

"This is a family issue and no one business but family," Stan said.

"Which Mabel here has already made it everyone's else's businesses with her recent actions endangering and hurting so many. Which resulted in lots of law suits and such," Twilight points out.

"And that because of Mabel the only reason people haven't stop coming to the shack is because Dipper is also here," Wendy pointed out as well.

"I like to point out how she has at least Sunset and Bubblegum breathing down his neck for Mabel's constant harassing of their ponies and Candy peeps. Blatantly ignoring their restraining order... and other nearby county leaders are starting to file complaints as well. Which will cost you lots of money," Pacifica stated.

"I'll call her parents about what's been happening and see what they want to do for punishment," Stan said unable to refute this.

"What!?" Mabel ask looking hurt.

"Look sweetie, I pulled my fair share of blunders in my day," Stan said while Mabel's pained, pleading look makes him start to falter. "But this... it's kinda... bigger then..."

"Mr. Pines! SERIOUSLY!?" Wendy said aggravated by the seemingly genetic submission Pine's guys had to girls.

Wendy's words kick started Stans resolve and he steeled himself. "Look, I'll call your parents, tell them what's happening and see what they want to do."

To everyone's surprise; Dipper looked annoyed while Mabel looked relieved...

"Great! Maybe they can talk sense into Debbie downer here!" she teasingly refers to Dipper.

Dipper strengthened by the supportive looks of the girls. "Mabel, PLEASE. Just at LEAST try the therapy out for a couple weeks, I'll be with you every step of the-"

But Mable wasn't having it. She was tired, sick of people yelling at her, being mean to her, and this splitting headache seemed to be just getting worse and worse! So she just interrupts with a very rude raspberry.

Dipper just looked at her in despair... then sighed. "Okay... I was hoping it wouldn't come to this... but Mable... until you at least TRY the therapy out... I can't live with you anymore..."

He begins to walk out aided by the girls while the other two Pines gasp in horror.

"What about the poison?" Stan ask as he tries to salvage the situation by pointing out Dippers room is still being fumigated.

He admits there's only one other room where the wax statues use to be and he beings to try to set up some kinda contest- but the girls quickly shut this down, explaining how Dipper faked the whole fumigation excuse to set up this test/intervention. His room was fine. And even if it wasn't, he'd already decided to either just bribe Stan with all the money he'd been getting from all the sites proclaiming him a hero... among other things, or just forfeit and just give the room to Mabel. As it didn't matter to him who was where... as long as he and Mabel weren't together...

Mabel in tears and her headache getting worse. "Why are you being this way Dipper! You're being a jerk!"

"I'd rather be a jerk then someone who does nothing while someone they love destroys herself. The only reason why I save you at court was because you didn't started the fire, everything else is your fault. Now you make me regret that. Because as you are now you only care about yourself while expecting me to do anything for you for nothing in return," Dipper said his will now strong seeing how his twin is refusing to do anything till it's too late for her.

Before Mabel can say anything else, Dipper continues.

"Look Mabel, my first session with Stump will take place at the Beaver dam, three days from now at 9:00 AM. I would like to see you there with me so we can do this TOGETHER. Do that, and we'll talk about me moving back in. But until then, don't bother. As it's clear you don't love me as I love you. You only love yourself and rather have me die then give up how you want things to be. And slap away my hand when I want to help you. I won’t be your doormat and I won’t be taking anymore heat to save you from your own mistakes. Not till you’re worth the pain,” Dipper said firmly and quickly runs out of the room before his resolve crumbles... or start to cry...

The girls run after him, not giving Mabel a second glance. An angry Mabel yells after him, Stan tries to comfort her but she just storms off angry. She rubs her aching head as she looks at the soda she drank last night and vows to never buy the brand again... she then goes off to get aspirin for her headache...

She never looks closely at the brand of the soda... 'Uncle Slenders head banger'... or the Slenderman on the front- dressed in farmer overalls and hat no less -(somehow) wink at the readers and snap his fingers to cause the can to crumble to dust...

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Outside -

Eda came out of the portal leading to the demon world holding her home underneath her arm. She place her home on the ground near the shack and used the enlarging flashlight on it returning the house to it's full size. King came out of the portal shortly as he came with a bag of stuff that he's been hiding outside of the house.

"There now we're set," Eda said.

"It was strange being so small," Hooty said who is the living owl head on the front door.

"Now this thing is a game changer," Eda said looking at the flashlight.

"Yes but please don't use it too often. I don't want people to know I have it," Dipper said coming out with Wendy, Pacifica and Twilight.

"So how did it go?" Eda ask.

"Well, I'm going to be sleeping in my own room now," Dipper said.

"It is about time you start sleeping in your own room. You and your sister will be getting too old sleeping together," Wendy said.

"It is weird that you and your sister still sleeping in the same room," Pacifica said.

"It is," Dipper admitted.

"So your house is all magical?" Twilight ask.

"Just Hooty," Eda said.

"And it's full of cool stuff... and junk," Luz said coming out to join them outside.

"What you mean junk?" Dipper ask as he looks inside through a window and see's alot of junk. "Eda you can't live like this in this world."

"Why not?" Eda ask.

"Health hazard and its a breeding ground for bugs and rats," Pacifica said.

"Forget it Eda hordes all the junk she finds in the hopes of someone wanting to buy it," King said.

"So there aren't any junkyards or recyclers to make new things out of it or just selling what you don't need to a junk dealer?" Dipper ask.

"Sell junk?" Eda ask.

"Don't you have like a place where you sell old stuff to people like scrap metal to someone who works with metal?" Wendy ask.

"No...," Eda said.

"Well you can make good money from collecting like plastic, cans, and glass. I did that at school to make money," Dipper said.

"Really?" Pacifica ask.

"Yeah and I manage to make about 30 bucks a week," Dipper said.

"Really now," Eda said wondering how much she could make. "Well Dipper how about you help your aunt in learning how to make trash into money." (3)

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Gravity Falls Junkyard -

"Plant clippings, banana peel, paper waste, a pile of fish offal, empty can of dog food," Luz said as she and King are emptying out Eda's trash from the back of Soos's truck. Pacifica already left to go back home, leaving the others to help Eda get rid of some junk.

They're emptying out the trash and putting it into a bin where it would be poured into the industrialized size recycler that has been installed into the warehouse that been built in the junkyard. Since the recycler machines been appearing all over the place. The dumps and junkyards have been transformed with the trash collected being dump into the industrialized size recyclers that breaks all the trash down into material cubes. Which are then sold to factories where industrial fabricators which are essentially large 3-D printers that produce usable items from the raw materials. Many of the landfills are being dug up for the trash underneath to make more material cubes.

"Burnt circuit boards, corroded coil, frayed wire, fried hard drive, and used plastic tubing," Dipper adds.

“Biohazardous and medical waste, expired plasma bags, petri dish and test tubes,” Twilight said lifting out all the gross stuff Eda had collected.

“And a old baseball glove with a name on it. Which is a keeper as it could be a collector item,” Wendy said putting the glove someplace safe.

"Oh yeah that can be a real collector's item," Soos said.

“So trash is now recycled all the time?” Luz ask Dipper.

“Yup since these recycler machines started to be made, trash is now broken down to be reuse,” Dipper said.

"And that strange fellow pays us money for it?" Eda ask pointing to Old Man McGucket who is doing something as he brings in parts into his shack.

"Well Junkman is the one who pays us," Dipper said pointing to the protectron that actually runs the junkyard.

"Then what's with the old man?" Eda ask.

"He was already living here," Wendy said.

"So what do they do with this stuff?" Eda ask watching the robot name Junkman dumping a bin full of her trash into the slot where trash is poured into the recycler. The machine hum as the trash was broken down and sorted into mineral, synthetic, and organic cubes from the other end.

"The mineral and synthetic cubes are sold to factories and people who buy them to be used in a fabrication machine. That makes just about anything as long as the design is program into it. The organic cubes are also sold to factories that need them, but mostly they're used in making blaze which is a bio-fuel. Or simply used as fuel like the new bioreactor that chemically composts organic matter into energy," Dipper explains.

"So now they recycle everything?" Luz ask.

"Just about everything," Twilight said. "They even recycle the waste from the water treatment planet and the sewage treatment plant. Seeing how the recycler doesn't get the water or liquids that's inside some of the items being recycled."

"Where does it go?" Luz ask.

"Glad you ask," Twilight said showing Luz the pipe that drains the water the builds up in the machine into the sewers. "There are specially design recyclers that are made to clean up all the waste from like a chemical plant before it's empties out into like a river or the sea. The plants also make some money on the side thanks to all the materials that are produced from their waste."

"Hey what's with the purple cube?" King ask spotting the purple cube that came out.

"Cool a exotic material," Dipper said.

"Exotic?" Eda ask.

"Every now and then a purple cube comes out when a magical item is put into the machine or when something that is made of magic, or just has lots of magic on it is recycle," Twilight explains.

"Like the shavings from Twilight horn and hoof shavings, hair or feathers from a pegasus," Soos said.

"Shavings?" Luz ask.

"My horn grows like your finger nails I need to smooth it out and trim it now and then. The same goes for my hooves," Twilight explains.

"So where did the exotic cube came from?" Eda ask.

"The bin that was put in was full of used tissue paper from when you had that cold," King said.

"So do the exotic cubes sell more?" Eda ask.

"Yes the exotic cubes sell more because of how rare they are and how much it takes to just make a cube. It takes lots of hair, feathers and horn shavings to make a single cube. The last time I recycle my horn and hoof clippings and my hair. I only made a ball which happens when there isn't enough to make a cube," Twilight said.

"So how much?" Eda ask.

"A cube sells for 50 each," Twilight said.

"So what are they use for?" King ask.

"Mostly they're used for making spell drives and used in magical research. Then there are people who just buy them to have them. And some former magic users buy them thinking that it can restore their spell casting magic, which no it doesn't," Twilight explains.

"But it doesn't stop people from trying," Dipper adds.

"Yeah these purple cube sell big," Soos said.

"Which I'm betting will be a big hit back in the demon realm," Eda said grabbing the purple cube.

“So you’re going to be staying here?” Dipper ask.

“Well the curse doesn’t work on me while here and wait... did I close the portal before we left?” Eda ask.

“Oh well the portal isn’t like in town where anyone can just walk on through to Earth,” Luz said.

“Oh ho,” King and Eda said.

!

Mystery Shack -

The many demon races that made up the Boiling Isles were busy at the market when someone found a portal that someone left open. Soon demons gather around the portal wondering where it leads to. Till one demon went through and came back saying that it leads to a place where there are people like them and humans. Which got demons to go through to see for themselves. Which is what Eda and the gang found when they got back to the shack with a crowd of demons from the Demon Realm mingling with the people of the human world both human and non human.

“Well this shows me for leaving a portal open at the market,” Eda said.

"Didn't you just went and got your house?" Wendy ask.

"Made a few stops before coming back," Eda said.

“At least it looks like Stan is making a killing,” Dipper said seeing some demons with Mystery Shack brand items they brought. The Mr Handy was left in charge of running the shack while they help Eda cleaning her house.

“Hey gang!” Luz shouted running to some kids from the magic school she’s been going to.

“Luz?” Willow ask seeing her human friend here. She’s with Amity, Edric and Emira, who all wondered into the portal seeing stuff that those who went in came back with. And wanting to see what’s there. Especially after Gus came back with a bag of strange candy and a jar of something called void mayonnaise which is selling fast.

What are you all doing here?” Luz ask.

“Gus told us about how the portal took him to this shop that sells strange candy and gave us something called m and m’s. Now we want to get some ourselves,” Edric said.

“Is this the human world?” Emira ask looking around at all the humans as well as some other races she never seen before.

“Yup,” Luz said.

“But why are there so many... non humans around here?” Amity’s ask.

"Remember the strange surge of energy that happen last year, well it turns out that a whole bunch of other worlds and pieces of others all came merging together. Which resulted in this new world where humans and non human races are all living together. Also spell casting magic doesn’t work here anymore,” Luz said.

“Really?” Willow ask as she tried to use her magic and found it hard. The Blight children also tried and found it hard for them to use it themselves.

“Someone use a spell to destroy the magic of their world and thanks to the merge happening it spread out. Now the only magic that works is passive magic that you don’t need to cast to use, borrowed magic which comes from a source of magic, and others. Like how you all have a sack of attach to your hearts that allows you all to use magic in the first place,” Luz said.

“Hey isn’t that Eda?” Amity ask seeing Eda walking pass them but having orange hair.

“Yup,” Luz said.

“And here are the guards and her sister Lilith,” Willow pointed to the group that has the Owl House surrounded.

"For the last time let us in," Lilith said who has been trying to get into her sister's home for awhile now. She was contacted by the guards when they found the portal to the human world and discovered that her sister Eda's home was there.

"No," Hooty said.

"Then we do this the hard way," Lilith said as she summons her magic to blast her way in. Which for some reason her magic is much harder to summon then in the Demon Realm.

"Hold it Lilly," Eda said behind her sister.

"Eda... what happen?" Lilith ask seeing that her sister isn't curse anymore thanks to her having her old hair color back.

"It seems that while in the human world the curse doesn't work anymore," Eda said.

"I'm taking you in. Especially for what you did," Lilith said pointing her staff at Eda.

"What? It was the only way to open a portal to the human world," Eda said pointing her own staff at her sister.

"Eda what's going on?" Stan ask walking up to Eda.

"Meet my sister Lilith," Eda answers.

"Eda who is that?" Lilith ask.

"Meet my human husband Stan Pines," Eda replies.

"What?" Lilith gasp.

"Who went and stole all of my winnings on the day we got married and just showed up yesterday after years away," Stan adds.

"That sounds like you," Lilith said eyeing Eda.

"What can I say... now where were we," Eda said as she powers up her staff as does Lilith. "I'm uncurse and ready to go at it like we use to."

"Hold it Eda you and your sister can't just go around blasting each other. You'll end up blasting people in the crowd," Dipper spoke up.

"Now Dipper just let me have fun with your aunt Lilly," Eda said.

"Aunt?" Lilith ask.

"My brother's grandson," Stan said.

"Besides this is the human world. I'm guessing you're in law enforcement in the Demon Realm and on Earth you don't have jurisdiction," Dipper adds.

"You know Dipper you're right she doesn't and if she or the guards go and try anything the law enforcement around here will handle them," Eda said putting her staff down.

"She's right you know," Discord said appearing above the crowd with an eyebot following him.

"Discord what are you doing here?" Twilight ask.

"Checking out who left a portal to the Demon Realm open," Discord answers.

"A real live draconequus? But there aren't any left," Lilith said in shock seeing a legend in front of her.

"Oh your people know of my kind?" Discord ask.

"Yes but.... you're all suppose to be dead," Lilith said.

"Wait there are more of your kind around?" Twilight ask.

"Yes there are but we don't really like being around each other besides when we get together for like a party or to find a mate. So we just spread ourselves out in other realms so we don't bump into each other," Discord explains.

"That explains why we never seen more then just one at anytime," Eda said.

"Yes and now seeing how this is another world appearing with no relationship with this world. You being the highest representative of the country you’re from the Demon Realm,” Discord said to Lilith. “You should be aware how bad it will be in taking someone who is a citizen of this country we’re in, be like someone being taken from your country.”

“You’re speaking for the leader?” Lilith ask her mind racing to figure out what is the best thing to do.

“Not my thing,” Discord said as he eyes the eyebot that’s been following him.

In a flash Sunset appeared in the air in a new outfit for her wings. No dresses or skirts just pants or shorts as she doesn’t want anyone looking up while she’s in the air. She lands in front of Lilith.

“I’m princess Sunset of the Equestria kingdom. And I’ll be handling talks between our two worlds till the higher ups get someone,” Sunset said.

“You mean the king or queen?” Lilith ask.

“Nope president and we got lots to talk about,” Sunset said.

A pillar of fire appeared and disappeared leaving behind a demon in a suit.

“So this is the portal?” Hudson Abedeer ask pointing to the portal.

“Yes can you contain it?” Sunset ask having called up the demon lord for some help.

“Sure,” Abedeer said as he snaps his fingers and a big double door gateway made out of wood appeared containing the portal. “There it’s contain and all you have to do is carry the gateway To where you want it.”

“You can summon a hell lord?” Lilith ask as she and the others of the Demon Realm all stare at an all powerful demon who is so powerful he rules his own realm in the underworld.

“How is it possible? I heard of Abedeer and he's one of the most powerful demons in any realm. You have to be to be able to rule a entire realm,” Eda ask.

"I sometimes join him and his other friends for game night," Sunset explains.

"You join a demon lord for game night?" Lilith ask.

"Yes," Sunset said causing all the people from the demon realm to blink. All wondering how powerful the winged woman is for her to be invited to a game night with a demon lord.

"Hey Abedeer!" King said walking up to the demon lord.

"King is that you?" Abedeer ask looking down at King.

"Yeah I got transformed into this. Can you change me back to my former glory?" King ask.

"Wait right there," Abedeer said as he disappears and reappears with a bunch of his fellow demons. Who all laugh and point at King, with some of the female demons going crazy how cute he is now.

"Put me down Lei Ling!" King yells at one of the female demons who is hugging him.

"No you're too cute like this," Lei Ling said.

"Is this normal?" Eda ask Stan watching as King was laugh at and being adored for being cute.

“You have no idea what has happen around here,” Stan said.

!

Elsewhere -

Slenderman appeared in a room filled with file cabinets and bookcases filled with files and paper. There are also several computers and data storage machines from the old micro films to microchips. There are several old analog computers and digital computers all coming from different worlds of many different levels of technology. His old friend like him has changed from what they use to be, with his friend now a information broker who has ears just about everywhere.

"Terrible Trivium what can I do for you?" The Sensers Taker ask who is buried in papers and ink.

"That name is for another life, its Slenderman now. And I see you're still copying all the information you have taken on paper," Slenderman said.

"Of course I am. The ones I taken from can do their best in spreading a virus or computer whatever to destroy what I have taken. But there is no way for them to destroy the papers I have written down. Unlike you they don't know where I am," The Sensers Taker.

"Do you have what I need?" Slenderman ask not even bothering to tell his old friend what he needs.

"Bookcase 4712 on the 3rd self," The Sensers Taker said.

"My payment is here," Slenderman said leaving a box on a pile of papers.

!

Canterlot -

Sunset sighed it had been a ROUGH day. The talks between the representatives of emperor Bellows went well with trade deals made between the two realms. The portal couldn't be move out of Gravity Falls so the portal has been relocated to a site on the boarder of the magic zone of Gravity Falls. A airport like building is being built where people on either side have to check in to be able to visit, just like what happens at a airport. Just like what they do for the Ghost Zone.

As for Eda with her being married to Stan making her a citizen of the Untied States. After talks Eda is now banish from the demon realm and with the only way for her to return is by joining a coven like all the other magic users. Speaking of which ponies and other magic users hearing about how they would be able to use magic in the demon realm. Came to see what it's like on the other side, and the ponies came running back once they saw what kind of world the demon realm is, with only some of the magic users wanting to stay and use magic again. They did have to join a coven among other things but only if they live and work there. Now companies and trade deals are being made as money and resources that could only be found on either side is now on the table.

The demon realm isn't the only new realm that the United States has ties to now. Sequin Land is also another world that they have ties with now. Of course that was after the court case dealing with Star Butterfly that is. Shantae not being completely satisfied with Jenny's response at the pool did her own investigation. And learned that while Moon WAS in prison, she learned that there were two other people responsible for the Merge in that world... Mina and Star...

Sunset groaned, she really couldn't blame Shantee for pressing it... the destruction of the Genie realm killed most of her friends and her mom (she'd have died too if not for the quick actions of Old Uncle Mimic). Not only that but the loss of their guardian Genies and a large portion of the magic their society ran on... Sequin Land has been thrown into anarchy. Shantae immediately return home to tell her worlds leaders, who immediately demanded a trial for Star.

Star's friends and Sunset wanted to disallow it, but to their shock Star had agreed! Despite all the help and support she'd been getting from her friends and Stump... She still felt guilty about what happened... and seeing how it had devastated Shantae and her world only made her feel worse.

!

Flashback -

So she agreed to the trial... her friends all quickly rose to defend her... but the leaders where adamant on seeing her punished. Shantae looked angrily at Star at first, but as the trial went on... and each of her friends came up to defend her... she looked more thoughtful and conflicted. Naturally, they all declared her guilty but left her final punishment up to Shantae being the last half genie who is able to do her job still. Star begins to sweat as Shantae menacingly comes over... but the half Genie just groans...

"Darn you! Why couldn't you have just been an ugly dick dastardly-like villain with no redeemable qualities!?" shouted a Shantae exasperated.

"Uh... I'm sorry?" apologized a confused Star.

"It was so easy working you up as this big jerk who ruined the lives of so many! But you... you're just some dumb teenage girl who was in over her head and did something without thinking of what comes afterwards...," Shantae sighs. "Like me..."

Shantae clarifies she never made a mistake as big as her nor would it justify what she did even if she had... in any case.

"On top of everything else I've had to listen to all of your friends defend you so passionately and say what a wonderful person you are! All of them would be devastated if I had you killed or worse! And no matter how much I hate you I could never willingly let someone go through the hell I went through when my friends and mom died! No matter how much I'd enjoy it!" Shantae said.

This gets her leaders to angrily demand she punish her, they already ruled the punishment had to be carried out by her- bound by magic no less - but she still had to punish her!

Annoyed, Shantae just has Star become her familiar for the rest for the summer... she turns into a cat. A flustered Marco tries to get the genie's attention, but wanting to avoid the ire of her leaders she simply assures him, Star won't be hurt, grabs Star, turns into an elephant and runs out of the room before Marco can stop her. Marco sighs as he picks up Star's discarded clothes and the shredded fragments that were left of Shantae's clothes.

"I was going to tell you how you needed to be careful with your clothes in this world..." he said out loud with a sigh and goes in search of the soon to be streaking girls...

!

End Flashback -

Sunset snickers remembering that last bit... especially when Shantae and Star would later transform back into a public street to eat at a crowded restaurant... and didn't realize they were naked until after a little girl offered to give her coat to them in concern AFTER they had eaten.

Escorted by her new bodyguards Cissnei, and Elena, Sunset walks out of her office. As she does she looks over a message from Raz, whatever misfortune seemed to have been keeping the Psychonauts down seemed to be over. They were getting loads of high-paying jobs and a lot of sponsorship and advertising.

“Princess Sunset?” Mayor Mare ask who has been waiting all day for her appointment with Sunset.

“Oh yes I did had a meeting with you today,” Sunset said.

“Yes and the ponies of Ponyvile....,” Mayor Mare began saying but was stop as she was cut off.

“And I already told you that my decision stands. Seeing how you wouldn’t had done anything I had my guards round up the ponies responsible and handed them over to the human court system,” Sunset said.

“Please Princess if I could handle the matters I can give the ponies responsible their punishment,” Mayor Mare pleaded.

“I gave you a month and nothing I know I had your office check and they found nothing of anything going to tracking down the ponies responsible for the destruction of the new homes being built. It was a good thing I had my own people looking into who started the fires, which they found in only a couple of days. I waited a month just so that all the proof of guilt was dug up before the ponies were all rounded up. Now the ponies are in the human court system seeing how you are unwilling to do anything just because human homes are being built in Ponyvile,” Sunset said.

“Princess please the ponies are just scared,” Mayor Mare said.

“And I don’t care as none of you have any choice in the matter. I’m the only thing holding Equestia as a kingdom together if you think things are bad try living outside of Equestia. Yes I strip you ponies of many things but that was to make all races equal in my kingdom. Not just ponies having all the rights,” Sunset said.

“The ponies in Ponyvile are in a uproar over the arrests and that there are now those securitrons patrolling the town,” Mayor Mare said.

“Seeing how many towns have no law enforcement and seeing how you had no intention of pressing charges against the ponies who destroyed my building project. I'm making sure that my building projects are all being kept safe. Seeing how much money I have spent in modernizing Equestia and how little you ponies have done, I'm more then willing to force you all off of my lands and give them to races that actually will do something other then being scared of everything that's new and wanting things to be like they use to be,” Sunset said.

“What?” Mayor Mare ask shaken.

“The land that Ponyvile is on is still own by the crown. Mom never did sign the papers to give away the land so all of Ponyvile is own by me. Just like how she never gave the land to the Apples. In fact all the lands that ponies have built their homes on are all still on paper owned by the crown. And seeing how racist you ponies are becoming in wanting no other races living next to you. I been thinking of just forcing all of you by gunpoint to all live in one place and giving the empty towns to other races. And leaving all of you ponies to fend for yourselves as you all think that you don't need anybody but ponies. So I'm going to let you all try without any support but yourselves," Sunset explains.

"How much is still owned by the crown?" Mayor Mare ask fearful.

"Just about everything, not counting the lands that I force ponies off of and give back to the races the ponies took it from in the first place. As for what's left I legally own just about all that's left of Equestia. Which I already made sure that the ownership is now falls to me and not mom, aunt Luna or Cadance, just me. So either do your job or I’ll just have all of you evicted from my land,” Sunset said.

“Yes princess,” Mayor Mare said leaving shaken.

"You're really are turning into a boss," Cissnei said.

"Showing no mercy at all," Elena adds.

"I'm tried of dealing with the whinnying ponies," Sunset said.

Sunset goes into the record room as her parents told her they'd met her there. But once she got there she only found the penguins. Confused, they explain how her parents had been helping them organize... when all of a sudden they got BEYOND furious called her sisters together and they all went charging out of the castle.

Private hands the file they'd been looking at. Sunset looks it over... goes very pale and summons the guards, penguins, robots and the ancient elephant to go after them.

!

The Maw -

Kuroko Smith sighed as she finished the paperwork, things were so much more simple back on her world. But when the UN saw how much more successful her world had been in getting monsters integrated with human society and bringing peaceful co-existence between human and monsters. So where many pre-merge organizations were disbanded. The Cultural Exchange Security Squad by contrast was given global authority over all things concerning human/monster relationships... and sweet mercy was she exhausted.

Her world already had alot of specialized technologies and societal institutions for the different races to come together. And after the merge happen her organization was able to deal with the problems that happen in Japan, on the most part anyways. All the magical girls who were now had no magic wasn't her department problem. She and her team were so busy in the first year of the merge keeping things in order. She didn't really even have time to mess around with Kimihito anymore! That was her favorite past time.

In any case she'd finally gotten the paperwork done to bring in her 'Monster Ops: Neutralization(or M.O.N. for short.) team' to work here at the states. Kimhito had done well adjusting here in this new world... his 'girls' on the other hand... she kept explaining to them how their 'sexy antic's' might have been 'okay' back in their rather hentai world... but here it was just awkward. She and her team needed a break from all the crazy that's happening in Japan, and not just from all the different monsters and non humans that had appeared.

Her team of the Commando, Zombina, (Living Dead or zombie). Sniper, Manako, (Monoeye/cyclopse). Infiltrator, Doppel, (Shapeshifter). Body Guard, Tionishia, (Ogre). Were all getting use to how things are done in the United States. They're mostly here to help with the ponies in integrating themselves in their new world. Not to mention in handing all the different races that have taken up living in the Maw, ruled by the vampire queen.

Marceline is a big headache for the Cultural Exchange Security Squad. She's a half demon whose father is a powerful demon lord, who is nice while sucking out your soul. Who also became the last vampire of her world after she killed off all the other vampires. And once the merge happen she went off for a world tour where she hunted and killed off all the vampires that hunted and killed humans. Defeating and sucking their souls along with many vampire lords and such, making her stronger and more powerful with each defeat. And then there's what happen at Summerween and her gaining the familiar The World with the power to stop time and on live tv where she killed the vampire who had it.

No one knows how to deal with Marceline, is she just another vampire or is she to be treated as royalty seeing how she's the queen of all vampires with none trying to claim otherwise, or as a demon princess seeing how her father is a demon lord. Not to mention how she's the leader of the Maw. No one knows where to put her in how to deal with her.

Speaking of which the Maw is still a maze of hallways and rooms that no one really knows its entire layout. With the only operators, eyebots and Mr. Handies operating in the less populated areas of the Maw. Mainly to repair and maintain the entire structure and all the inner workings to keep the power and water flowing. Even with the Maw being connected to the power grid and water system of the area, Marceline still kept the old engines that are fueled by coal. Saying it's good to have a backup power supply, not to mention it looks wicked as a backdrop in her music videos.

There are also the Nomes that while some have taken in living outside, there are plenty left still living inside the Maw. Which no one really knows what to do with. Simon and Betty have been trying to help them but made no progress in changing them back to normal.

"Hey boss we're back," said Zombina as she lead Manako, Doppel, and Tionishia.

"So how did it go?" Kuroko ask.

"Manako and Tionishia spent more time chasing and hugging the ponies then doing our job," Doppel said.

"Alright you two don't go next time," Kuroko said to the two.

"They were just so cute," Tionishia said.

"And colorful," Manako adds.

"We're suppose to be helping them to get use to this world. Not hug them," Kuroko said.

"Sunset did explain to us about how the ponies are like," Zombina said.

"I just didn't think all of them are such cowards and sissies," Doppel said.

"Sunset did say that the older ponies are a lost cause and to put more effort into the young ones instead," Kuroko said. (4)

“I see what she means,” Doppel said.

“The adults just scream and run around. Or just hide in their houses. The kids on the other hand are the only ones making any progress,” Zombina said.

"And here I thought coming to the states and handling the pony mess would be easier then what's happening back home," Kuroko said before thinking about it. "No forget I said that. This is easier then trying to explain to those girls that they can't just shout pervert and attack men. That Akane Tendo took going through shock therapy to stop her from just attacking anyone who even looks at her wrong. Then there's those two nutcases from the Hina's Inn case that completely refused to face reality and are now in jail."

"It took me pointing a gun to their faces and firing a bullet pass their ears to finally accept the idea that if they harm the owner in front of us I would shoot them dead," Zombina said.

"Which is why we're here. To get away from dealing with that," Kuroko said. (5)

"Now we deal with the crazy of Gravity Falls and trying to get those ponies to accept that in this world they're no longer in control of their world. And also dealing with their princess who is now a human alicorn with magical powers who looks down on the ponies. Who is very money hungry and very cheap as well. The castle is nice but its mostly was already there in the first place. All the new stuff she brought in is nothing more then stuff you find in a retail store," Doppel said.

"She does have to pay off all the loans she took out to improve Equestia," Tionishia said.

"And its not like she keeps tons of cash around just laying around. It's all tied up in investments and bonds. She's cash poor," Manako said.

"So she can't afford to buy expensive stuff or take a plane to Paris to shop," Kuroko said.

"She did come from a big family where the money was always tight," Zombina adds.

!

In Space -

Titan Station (Colloquially known as The Sprawl) was a civilian space station that was built into the last remaining fragment of Titan which was one of Saturn's moons and the site of the first planet crack. Titan Station itself encircled the Shard of Titan as a large metropolis with inner structures such as schools, malls, skyscrapers and a Unitologist church. The population of the station exceeded one million people. That was before the Necromorphs appeared and killed off all the people on the station. Which only ended after the Marker was destroyed, leaving behind a dead station.

"Come on we need to find all the shards!" XJ-9 said as she and her sisters scan the area where the marker use to be located.

After they found the station they learn all about what happen at the station and the alien marker that while a big power source also brings back dead flesh into nercromorphs and how the Unitologist church was behind the outbreak. So unleashing hundreds of operators and other robots built to work in space, they began gathering all the pieces of the marker and putting them into the recycler that broke down the shards. Even with the maker being dead, they're not taking chances with it not making super zombies or drive people crazy.

They're even searching and destroying all records of the Unitologist church. So that no one would come across like a book and start the church here. Seeing how followers believe that becoming a zombie is the right thing to do, they're not taking any chances in some nut restarting the faith. Which is nothing but the maker brainwashing people to want to do what it wants. Which is just creating a giant moon size nercromorph that will devore all life across the galaxy just like the universe where the station came from.

"XJ-9 how is the clean up going?" Dr. Wakeman ask through the com link.

"In a couple of months there be no traces of the nercromorphs, the shards or anything to do with Unitologist," Jenny said.

"What about the the USG Ishimura?" Wakeman ask.

"The same as there is no way I'm risking a zombie outbreak on Earth. But at least we brought back all the advance technology," Jenny said.

"The technology is very advance I would had like looking over the shard," Wakeman said.

"And you going crazy or someone else goes and builds one and starts a zombie plague?" Jenny ask.

"True," Wakeman said.

"How is Cassie doing?" Jenny ask.

Awhile ago a ship came to Earth with the crew being made up of Cassie Harrison, her father Derick Harrison and Marion the hamster. Cassie had hired Marion to find her father after pirates attack their ship, which after searching half the universe finally found him. But then the merge happen and all the old space ports they knew about were gone.

They ended up on a planet where a large spaceship had already crash landed on. The ship is name Aurora and one of the survivors of the crash had gathered resources and built a spaceship to escape the planet. Which he did only after going on a adventure where he release young Sea Emperor Leviathans to spread an enzyme that cures the kharaa bacterium that had infected much of the planet.

They also found the old seabase he build using the habitat builder which is a hand held fabricator. As well as the vehicles he also built, the Cyclops a large sub, the Seamoth a one man sub and the Prawn a underwater powersuit. Using the technology that's still in working order they used the Naptune Launch Platform to rebuild their ship, integrating all the technology that Marion had had 'picked' up here and there as well as the technology on the planet. Making the ship far more advance then it ever was before. The Ion Cubes that the ancient alien machine kept on creating after the cubes were harvested are what is powering their ship having created big Ion Power Cells that can just be recharged with solar power. They got to Earth and are now living on Talos 2 as they learned about their new home.

"I'm sure that my sister is taking care of her and her father. And those Cuddlefishes they brought with them," Wakeman said.

"You have no idea and just been studying the technology they brought with them," Jenny said.

"Well.... come back to Earth and leave the other robots to handle the clean up," Wakeman said quickly as she turns off the com.

"Got it," Jenny said contacting her sisters to return to Earth.

!

Camp Lakebottom -

Thing were going normal at the camp as the campers were setting things up for a camp play. That was till several trees came to life thanks to spirits entering the trees, making them anthropomorphic. This scared the kids who all panic as the stage for the play was setup in a grove surrounded by trees. Mesa the tree woman recognized the trees as Cragglewoods. Tree spirits that used a park with the only ride being a carousel that transform any child who gets on it to become like them. Then the merge happen and the park was burn down but the spirits have been wandering around looking for a new place to recreate the park. (6)

"Wait a second," Ronnie said as she realized something. "If they can only takeover trees then how did they get children to go to the park?"

"They used magic to teleport the children there but now they're here they don't have that magic anymore," Mesa said who is standing with the other adults and the Psychonauts forming a barrier between them and the trees.

"And they only took little kids right?" Ronnie ask.

"Yes," Mesa said wondering what she's talking about.

"Well if they don't have magic and can only control the trees they're using for bodies. Then why are we scared of them?" Ronnie ask making everyone look at her. "They're trees and unlike Mesa they can move from where they're rooted." (7)

"It does explain why they go for young children," Mesa said seeing how the Cragglewood trees couldn't move from the spot they're root at.

"I'll handle this," Six said as she steps up and opens her mouth. The spirits of Cragglewood were pulled out from their tree host and were consumed by Six.

"When could you do that?" Ronnie ask Six.

"Learn it from Marceline's dad when he was seeing Stump with her," Six answers.

"Hey where's Lincoln?" Ronnie ask looking around.

"Here," Lincoln said having fallen into the costume trunk and somehow gotten into a dress.

"Nice dress, suits you. After all your husbands are doing all the fighting," Max said, causing his fellow campers from Camp Campbell to laugh at Lincoln.

"At least he has a girlfriend," Dib said causing other kids to laugh at Max.

Ronnie and Six help Lincoln out of the trunk and the dress, with Six reminding them of her going to see Stump. Which Bill the swim teacher of the camp being the one who will be taking her to Scuttlebutt Island. Lincoln and Ronnie would be going with Six as Stump wanted to do a group thing for Six with those who she's close to.

!

Scuttlebutt Island -

Later at the beaver dam Dipper discusses things with Wendy and Twilight. Twilight had expected her roommates to be home but found the dam empty and figured that they must have gone out. Stump wasn’t home so they had to wait for him.

“It's crazy, when we were kids Mable's fantasies once filled our lives with whimsy and joy but now...,” Dipper sighs, not knowing what to think.

“I don't have anything against people who are fun-loving or have big imaginations... but you can't do that sorta thing ALL the time... trust me I TRIED,” Wendy admits with a resigned sigh as she thinks of the carefree life she once had with her FORMER friends.

Twilight nods in agreement. “Yeah, fun is fun. But you gotta think about when it's okay and not okay to do so. It sucks, but You can't live your whole life in a fantasy world...“

Her friends give her a weird look.

Twilight gave out a sigh. "YES, I'm aware of the irony of a UNICORN saying that. But that doesn't make what I say any less valid! My people once lived in a proverbial fantasy land that completely fell apart when it came here and experienced REAL consequences! Equestria had no real socio-eco-political infrastructure. We had no investing, no taxes, no welfare system, no unemployment center, no social protection, no disease control agency, no agricultural regulations, no international commerce, no stock market, no real marketing regulations aside from the rather inadequate 'everyone has to like the deal' rule. And every political decision was made by Celestia! None of the various officials were willing to do anything without her consent! It seemed as if it wasn't acting as a prop for me and my former herd, it just didn't exist! I can only conclude that the only reason Equestria society hadn't fallen apart was either the harmony magic of my world or the 'fantasy world' setting it had been in... or both!"

"Like how in Dib's world people can be that dumb but still somehow maintain the infrastructure they need to keep the world running?" Wendy ask.

"No that's more because the few smart people were keeping things running like Dib's dad was so busy because he was the only one who kept things working," Dipper said.

"Better example is Vicky who is openly a child abuser and the parents of Dimsdale kept on hiring her when she wasn't even trying to hide things. Which is why she's imprison and has aids now because of all the prison rapes. And the parents lost everything and their kids with them living in a Uselessvile as no one wants to hire them," Twilight said.

"Hey... been meaning to ask, why did you look annoyed at hearing your parents would decide her punishment? Is there a problem?" Wendy ask.

"My relationship with my parents is a bit rocky," Dipper said.

"Because you're always takes responsibility for Mable's faults?" Twilight hypothesis out loud.

"My relationship with my parents well... it's not bad, but it's not great either. I'd say 'okay' or 'meh' but only because I can't think of a better word to describe it... really, I think we just don't know what to do with each other...," Dipper said.

"What?" Wendy ask not getting it.

"Mable for all her quirks and silliness, is still a relatively normal kid. Who basically wants what NORMAL kids want, to have fun and be free of responsibility. And as for me... I'm not normal. I WANTED more responsibility, to be more respected, to be taken seriously. Where other kids hung with each other... I was usually busy building something in a make-shift lab, setting up a bigfoot trap or watching the cosmos for aliens. My parents KNEW how to handle Mable (more or less)... but... they didn't know how to handle me... and though they never said it... but I was fairly certain they WISHED he was 'normal'," Dipper explains.

"Your parents don't like that you're not normal?" Twilight ask.

"It use to bother me but thanks to the merge and all we have gone through... well, a NORMAL kid would've been killed a hundred times over this summer... and I very much doubted a NORMAL kid would've been able to make something of himself in this crazy post-Merge world... but that didn't make the distance between me and my parents hurt less...," Dipper explains. "In any case, between them liking to encourage Mable's 'free spirit', tendency to baby her more lest she hurt herself and the fact her relationship with them was better. I have a suspicion that they'd side with her and not make the punishment as hard as it probably should be."

"Wait haven't they been getting news of what she's been doing here? What she did with the mailbox was world wide news," Twilight pointed out.

"Yeah it is strange I haven't heard from them," Dipper said.

!

Back at the Dam -

While the girls comfort Dipper and reassure him that after what Mabel had done it was doubtful his parents wouldn't punish her. That's when Pacifica walks in, she was on her way home but then remembered she'd left her phone at the Beaver dam and quickly headed there. She was in a hurry to get home as her family has a photo-shoot and her dad was already in a bad mood lately for some reason. And she didn't want to handle any of the garbage in Dipper's aunt's home, which is why she left.

While searching the dam, she finds 'a spelldrive'... she finds a hare removal spell with text saying it came from Gladstone's book of magic on the screen. She then sees a hare munching on her phone. She tries to grab it, but the hare just jumps out of her reach. Not having time for this, she was already late! She decides to cast the spell on the spelldrive to be rid of the hare... Twilight, Wendy and Twilight notice this and rush to her to stop what she's doing... and then-

The Hare smiles... then fades back into the shadows...

!

In a forest -

Far, far away... deep in the forest... up the highest tree, tied up spread-eagle, the four drowsily become aware of their surroundings... more importantly how they're...

Dipper berates Pacifica for casting a spell hastily, Pacifica apologizes, citing how she wasn't thinking straight and was in such a hurry and fearing her dad's anger. Before Dipper can comment on that, Wendy interrupts to ask why Twilight screamed out. A now rather panicky Twilight sobs that all her fur, her beautiful fur was gone, even her mane and tail were gone. Dipper feels bad about that... as Twilight without her fur is like those cats without fur. Which creeps him out looking at them.

"Wait, I could SORTA get how a hair removal spell could also get ride of our clothes... but why did it tie us up on a giant tree a long way from where we were?" Pacifica ask.

"Does that really matter right now? Were naked in the middle of nowhere! Again!" Dipper said.

"My magic doesn't work," Twilight said trying to teleport but couldn't.

"I can't transform either," Wendy said trying to transform into a deer but couldn't.

"I think I can at least get us free," Twilight said using her magic to free them from the ropes holding them.

They then all awkwardly climb down and splash into a puddle at the bottom. Naturally, there is the initial awkwardness of everyone seeing each other nude... it wasn't as strong these days as this had happened a good deal already. Twilight however was a different story.

Twilight sobs, seeing her bare self... she toys with concealing herself... but decides this is karmatic punishment for all the times she helped Dipper be naked.. so she allows herself to be seen by him. Dipper blushed at the sight of a bare Twilight, his eyes raised... and so did something else. The other girls couldn't help but snicker, but Twilight was simply confused... and maybe a little bit... flattered?

"Dipper are you... attracted to me?" asked Twilight in a surprised yet hopeful matter.

Before Dipper could stop himself, the truth came out in a torrent.

"Well for years now, I've always been attracted to the supernatural and then I discovered monster girl anime. The combo of sexy SUPERNATURAL girls gave them a rather 'transcendent' quality. The idea of having sex with a supernatural girl became more and more attractive to me. Then I meet you... although I can't say I'm attracted to you in the TRADITIONAL sense, I am attracted to you as an unknown, a Mt. Everest yet to be conquered, a Voynich manuscript that needs to be deciphered, a new flavor a pie that needs to be EXPERIENCED. Also it doesn't hurt that you get me in a way most others just don't. You've helped me with my control freak/obsessive-control personality and I helped you with yours, how do you not get close with someone who shares your weaknesses and helps you get through it? Also, human or no. Everything about you screams 'I'm a super sexy example of both my species and a girl!' In conclusion: Yes, I want to have sex with you. But only out of scientific curiosity! And to a lesser extent, maybe explore and experiment with my sexuality a bit!" Dipper explained which left him red both in shame and talking for so long without break.

Twilight went very red and giggled at the compliment, she opened her mouth to thank him... but what came out instead: "Why thank you Dipper! And I feel rather the same way regarding you! I too wish to explore sex both as a scientific curiosity and a means to explore myself as a person! I'm also curious about your abnormally small sex organ. I personally don't see how genitals that small can function properly and such a mystery only mystery only makes me more eager to solve it! Also, your the only guy I know who I'd be comfortable experimenting with! Your the best friend I ever had Dipper, I can't think of a better lab partner to experiment on such an important cornerstone of my life!" Twilight found herself just as red as Dipper was... and just as exhausted.

Dipper was torn, on the one hand his shortcoming just got insulted massively... on the other... Twilight wanted to have sex AND science with him!

The two other girls just eyed this strangely... both because of the 'nerd' love being shown... but also...

"Okay, what was all that? Pretty sure neither of you meant to spill out so much 'truth'," Wendy said.

"Yeah... I think I have an idea," Pacifica points to sign next to puddle they landed to that says 'Puddle of Truth').

Dipper goes very pale... covers himself protectively, suddenly the expression 'naked among wolves' took a WHOLE new meaning...

Pacifca frowns as she looks around where they're standing. "Anyone else smell a setup here? This is all too contrived and convenient... and all these plants are very poisonous or toxic to the touch, so we can't use them to cover ourselves!"

!

Earlier -

Slenderman frantically digs out all the plants in the entire forest and painstakingly replaces them with all manner of poisonous plant and fungi by hand. "Yes! Like to see them logic their way out of this!"

A nearby boy asks his mom what the crazy THING is doing but the mother hastens him away...

!

Back in the Forest -

“In any case, this part of the forest isn't familiar to me. Worse, nothing I saw above was familiar to me either... so were in for a LOOONG streak home... wherever home is...,” Wendy said.

“Well, let's make the best of this! Dipper, what do you feel about Pacifica and Wendy?!” Twilight said.

Dipper groaned but could do nothing as the TRUTH came pouring out!

“Wendy is the coolest person I've ever meet! she's like a force of nature! Powerful, unstoppable, relentless! I often dream of her as a hurricane or a wolf, destroying my clothes, leaving me helpless and at her mercy as she emasculates and ravishes me. AND I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT FRACKIT!" Dipper shouted out and this exclamation makes the girls jump back in surprise and blush. “Making love to her would be like making love to a goddess! Like loving the stars! You know they can't love you back, but you don't care! If you have to wear a tutu and humiliate yourself to gets it's attention for a second YOU DO IT! As for Pacifica, I feel bad for her. Her breasts are nearly as small as my dick. And if the stigma for small breasts for girls is half as bad as the 'teeny weeny' is for boys then I want to help her feel better about herself! I want to give her a hug, wipe away her tears away and tell her how cute she is and how proud I am of the hard work she put into being a better person! I actually used the time-tape to peek at how you used to be, I won't lie. You were a stone cold bitch before the merge and before I meet you. Which only makes your transformation all the more impressive! Actually, now that I think about it. I'm starting to wonder if my attraction to you is superficial. Like I see you as an excuse to be a noble white knight sweeping you off your feet so I can be a hero... feel better about myself... instead of seeing you as a person... wow, I am very selfish...”

He finished somberly, the puddle no longer forcing him as he was willingly spill out his TRUTH.

Wendy and Pacifica looked stunned... not sure how to respond... but Wendy clenched her hand and prepared to lay down some truth of her own...

“Dipper your being far too hard on yourself, your a good person. If there's any truth to that last bit, it might just because of your co-dependent issues. But even if it is, the fact you admit to the possibility and even worry about how it affects other people shows your a good person at heart. Your heads and shoulders then all the other guys I've meet- which immediately isn't saying much since they all had about as much depth as a cardboard cut-out. I've had more fun with you his summer then I've had probably my whole you stopped being my friend I'd probably throw myself down the bottomless pit. In any case, as flattered as I am by your words... I'm no Goddess. If anything I'm the selfish person. I'm not perfect Dipper, I treated Thompson like crap for years just for my own amusement. I've had dozens of boyfriends who I more or less mooched off of them. Then discarded when I got bored with them some I didn't even bother to tell that we were broken up! That's how little they meant to me! Frack it, if not for that wake-up call I got regarding my life when my 'friends' abandoned me to die. I'd have probably been a huge jerk to Mable while she was boss and taken advantage of her poor managing skills for my own gain. I mean yeah, she would've deserved it, but that's no excuse to be a dick about it! Plus weirdly enough... I have similar dreams as you described. Me overpowering you, shaming you, striping you naked and ravishing you none stop. I like CFNM situations Dipper... and maybe that be great in moderation. But I'm worried that once I get started I'll just flat out keep you helpless and disrespected, and you deserve better then that!" Wendy takes a deep breath.

"Look Dipper, I know you like me and I'd be lying if I said if I weren't tempted to be with you myself. But there's a reason why those kinds of relationships are frowned upon! I... honestly don't trust myself not to take advantage of your love for me! Make you some henpecked love slave, or worse! I'm a deer woman and there is a reason why there are stories of deer women having sex with a man then when he's drain, she tramples him to death. Our sex drives are high and only mellows out after having children. Dipper, you are so awesome and mature for your age. But you REALLY should be with someone your own age! That's why I decided to try to move you and Pacifica together...," Wendy looks sheepish and rubs the back of her head. "Or, at least that was my original plan... kinda got a bit sidetracked while having fun with you though. So, sorry Pacifica. That's my bad."

Pacifica still stunned by all the revelations being thrown about. "...uh...it's cool, it happens..."

Dipper again had mixed feelings about this... how do you react to a confession like that? So much hard truth to swallow...

"Wow... girls... this is a lot to take in... I don't really know how to respond to it all... well... maybe we should all just take a break and figure out what we all want... probably for the best, with this useless thing. Not like I could satisfy a woman anyway," Dipper jokes in a half-hearted matter in an attempt to ease the tension, pointing to his family jewels.

And that's when Pacifica decided it was her turn. Before Dipper knew what was happening he found himself pressed against a tree, Pacifica pressing against him with a great big hug, the contact made Dipper even more flustered, he could feel everything.

"Pa-pacifica, what are you-," Dipper stuttered.

"Shut up, if I'm doing this. It'll be on MY terms," she said in a VERY authoritarian matter.

Dipper gulped but nodded... he was getting a definite fear boner though.

Pacifica smiles at feeling that.

"Okay, first check. Your equipment is working fine. So STOP degrading yourself over that! Not even as a joke!" she grabs him right THERE much to his horror. "Seriously, I hear you be depressed about your willy one more time, I'll rip it out myself! Got it?"

Dipper whimpers and flusters, but nods again.

"Second, in the unlikely event we decide to make love BEFORE were of age, we'll just be as inexperienced as you! Of course our first time is going to be a disaster! Just like most first times are in life! Just promise to do your best, learn from your mistakes and try again better the next time! Got it!?" she snaps and once more Dipper nods terrified.

"Good, third: What are you worried about? Fine, your girth is non-existent. But look at you! Six-pack!" she slaps his chest, Dipper whimpers.

"Taut, round buttock!" she slaps his rear, Dipper let's out an eep.

"Sturdy thighs!" she slaps those as well. "All that exercise, adventuring and excessively cruel chores has made you built like an Olympian in the making. So focus on STAMINA stupid! I can easily see you ridding us ragged for hours!"

Dipper was beyond mortified and shivering in fright from the intensity of Pacifica's sheer authority.

"And okay, so you might have some kinda complex wanting to be the hero, saving the 'princess'- News flash! I'm no princess! I'm damaged goods who sees her meal ticket to get out of her crappy life! You think you have it bad with your needle dick? At least you have a loving family who doesn't judge you for it! My own mother ripped out the ending of the ugly duckling and had it altered so he dies in the end! She constantly mocks and belittles me for my lack of curves and nearly got me killed trying to give me implants! And my father is abusive monster who CONDITIONED me as a toddler to FEAR bells! Like a bitch! I want to love you Dipper, you're an amazing guy! But it's almost impossible for me to be in ANY relationship without being a bossy bitch because that's what I've literally been MOLDED to be! I'm only gotten better because of my interaction with Sunset who took me under her wing. So who's the bigger selfish jerk? The jerk who's trying to the right thing for the wrong reasons? Or the jerk tricking the other jerk to do the right thing for the wrong reasons!" Pacifica ask. Then breaks down sobbing... and the others rush around to hold and comfort her...

!

England -

Things were rapidly going downhill in England. Not only were non-humans are being rounded up, but anything 'abnormal' was being rounded up as well. If a 'animal' showed any signs of human-like intellect, they were put down. If a toy was shown to be remotely alive-like, it was burnt. If any patch of dirt had bugs that showed the least bit of human-capability, the whole block is fumigated, ever plants were dug up or killed, all the dirt taken away and paved over. And anyone who found these 'abnormalities' were richly rewarded by the recently brought to power Norsefire group... who were wasting no time silencing dissent and rewriting laws to their advantage.

But that's elsewhere, for now let's focus on this 'Finger men' waypoint who were currently paying anyone who brought any abnormality forward and shipping them off to the 'conformity and normalization camps'. The waypoint is a warehouse where the abnormality are kept till they're ship out to the camps. One such 'abnormality' was Paddington bear being forcibly lead forward by a crotchety old woman.

"All right. This one's full," one of the Finger men said having loaded up a paddy wagon to the brim.

Inside the wagon are a number of wizards and witches captured by bounty hunters and people looking to make some money. Other wagons are holding magical animals taken from the magic witches and wizards homes. It was easy for people to find the wizards and witches thanks to how isolated they are and have no idea how to interact with other people outside of their once magical world. Seeing how backwards they are it was a simply matter of asking them questions like what a PDA is or showing them a smartphone and asking them what it is to figure out that they're magic users.

They're not the only ones being rounded up, as the magical races of their world were also being caught. A number of the goblins that use to run the magic users banks are in chains with the holdings in the vaults taken. Along with the elves who are now being press into service, after their old masters had been taken care of. The living paintings That somehow survive the merging were thrown into bonfires after paying the people bringing them in. Then there are all the ghosts that are being brought in thanks to people equip with ghost hunting equipment. There are also a large number of gnomes that been caught and killed that had infested many gardens since the merge.

In several cages are the surviving members of Redwall home to talking animals. Who learn that while in their world they could fight a entire army and win because of plot armor protecting them, here the humans quickly slaughtered most of them. In another cage are borrowers, a race of small humans that live within the walls of people’s home and are very secretive. Once it was discover that things that go missing are the result of them And how they refuse to explain themselves, cause a panic with most of England’s population of borrowers quickly becoming extinct, with only a few hold outs. As people got the idea that the borrowers are nothing but little thieves and break their things.

Their American counterparts The Littles who are small human like race with mouse like features with long furry tail and mouse like ears, who after the merge made themselves known to the humans. Most Littles now help the owners of the homes they live in one way or another like running cable through walls. And now it’s wasn’t usual to see a Little working along side bigger races. Being able to get into small spaces and repair things that would had needed to be taken apart just to get to the problem. Like the Fixies who hail from Russia who Like the Littles made themselves known so people wouldn’t panic finding out little people are living in their walls.

The Fingerman paid the old woman and a pair of guard were shoving Paddington to a wagon, but then suddenly the area is filled with explosions and the Fingermen were attacked by animated suits of armor. Paddington and many others find themselves being saved by Miss Eglantine Price (from the Movie Bedknobs and Broomsticks). She, the kids and Browne were found swept away by the merge. Since her magic is technically borrowed from her assorted magic knick-knacks in her workshop, her magic still works.

Horrified by the current rulers of Britain- seeing them as no different from the Nazi's they're country once proudly fought. They had since joined the ranks of an ever growing resistance force. She was also quick to discover that a sub-dimension of her world; the anthropomorphic island of Naboombu. Also was deposited close to England during the merge... it was mostly conquered and saw most of it's inhabitants killed by Nosefire. Though Eglantine saved what she could.

The K.N.D. section E who unlike the other sections weren't on the Moon base aided in the rescue as well. Numbuh 122 now known as Agent well dress and using a trick out umbrella, Numbuh 437 now Big Guy still now dress in riot gear and uses a electrified riot shield, and Numbuh 513 now known as Scarf Gal still dress in a baggy overcoat and use the two scarfs she has wrap around her neck as long arms and use cricket bats as weapons. All of them were 13 when the merge hit and would had their minds wipe but with them the only K.N.D. not trap on the moon they continue to operate the best as they could. Now being 14 year olds the kids of section E have joined the fight against Nosefire.

They're not alone as they're back up by the Rowdy Hooligans From Across The Square. Eric the leader who is armed with a blaster, Fanny who still dress like a royal guard and armed with a blaster model to look like that traditional royal guard fire arm, and Todd who is is armed with a Chemical Thrower from Rapture that's firing Liquid Nitrogen firing all the Finger men. Then there are the Interesting Twins From Beneath The Mountain who are a pair of Japanese twins, a boy Tom and a girl Terra, who like the others use to work for Father. Both of them rode on the magical carved lion statues that they found, (The Carved Lions by Mary Louisa Molesworth).

Then there are the former students from Warfield Academy before Nosefire soldiers killed most of the students and teachers. They're lead by James Bond Jr. the nephew of the MI6 agent, along with Horace 'I.Q' Boothroyd 3rd the grandson of Q, Tracy Milbanks who was the daughter of the head master of the academy, Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter the muscle, Phoebe Farragut and Trevor Noseworthy 4th. Once their school was taken down and the students and teachers either were killed or sent away to camps, they join in the fight against Nosefire.

While the suits of armor kept the guards busy, the kids went to work in freeing all the prisoners from the wagons and prison cells. The Twins got the carved lions to knock down some trees to block the roads, and Todd used the chemical thrower to create walls of ices. Up in the air came the flying longboats that the non-humans and other dissidents got onboard that took them up to the Leviathan (from the Leviathan series).

The Leviathan is a British airship, actually a fabricated beast. Though it is equipped with electric "motivator engines". Its main propulsion is actually from its cilia which stir the air. The Leviathan is one of the fastest Darwinist airships, and is able to match speed with any German zeppelin. In addition to the various fabricated creatures it carries, it is armed with guns powered by compressed air and aerial bombs. The Leviathan contains many kinds of fabricated beasts as part of its makeup, including strafing hawks, message lizards, fléchette bats, hydrogen sniffers, Huxleys, and bees (the bees are used both to feed to crew and the ships ecosystem/internal organs with honey.)

The crew were from an alternate WWI era where the world was divided by Clankers (nations or groups that relied on giant steampunk machines) and Darwinists (nations or groups that relied on fabricated, genetically manipulated creatures.) They were in the middle of a weird alternate version of 'the great war'. Before they and many others were sucked in by the merge. At first, many of the stranded British navymen tried to keep serving the British government... but after seeing the atrocities committed by Norsefire, they tried to back out... sadly Norsefire got wind of the defection and managed to kill and arrest many. The Leviathan crew managed to escape but no one else did, sadly. Worse, the BEHEMOTH was captured and was now controlled by Norsefire, as was most of the other fabricated beasts that came with them.

Notable Crewman included:

Deryn (Dylan) Sharp: Lied about her gender to be a navyman like her dad, she's an impressive shipmen of the highest caliber. She recently discarded the secrecy as it no longer mattered in their new world. She's currently in a relationship with Alek.

Prince Aleksandar (Alek): Former Prince of the Austro-Hungarian empire; Alek felt deeply guilty that his Great Uncle conspired with Germany to murder his family and threw the world into a horrific war. Unable to do anything about the world he left behind, he's vowed to do what he could to make THIS world better.

Dr. Nora Darwin Barlow: a brilliant boffin who is also the granddaughter of Charles Darwin (It would seem in their world Charles Darwin not only made discoveries into evolution and biology, but also DNA and genetics and how to manipulate them, which is what allowed the creation of the fabricated creatures used by the Darwinists), she is currently the de-facto leader of the Leviathan.

As the boats flew back and forth, they were protected from ground fire by the rouge navy ship USS Constitution from a far off future. The ship has four rockets attached to it allowing it to fly and crewed by Captain Ironside and his robot crew. After Norsefire took over and how the US couldn't openly help the non humans and others being opress in England. The Constitution crew who up till then were part of the coast guard in protecting the East coast and aiding any ships in need of help, went rouge.

They picked up a boat that was full of refugees fleeing from England. The Royal Navy had damage the boat where it was dead in the water and left the survivors on board to die. The small fishing boat crew survived thanks to the arrival of the Constitution crew and where they first learn about the crisis happening in England.

They began venturing further off the coast on the look out for more ships from England. They rescued many ships that managed to escape while being told that they couldn’t take action against the Royal Navy, by the navy higher ups. Till they came across a English ship attacking a fishing boat. They tried to get the ship to back off the captain being a member of Nosefire order the attack to continue where the boat was sunk, even as the Constitution crew was trying to get the people onboard their ship. That’s where Captain Ironside fired his missiles from his launcher arm and took out the deck of the warship killing the deck crew and captain. Then he and his crew captured the ship forcing the crew that weren’t killed into their lifeboats and take their chances at sea.

They only found a young witch name Mildred Hubble alive in the wreckage of the fishing boat. They couldn’t go back to the US after attacking a British ship, so they went rouge and join the fight against Norsefire. Which the president not liking how Nosefire is doing to non-humans and magic users couldn’t do much besides making trade bans against them, without going to open war with them. Once she heard what happen with the Constitution crew she just allowed them to do what they wanted as they're doing what she wanted to do. So while the American disavows any involvement with the rouge navy ship the Constitution they didn't go out of their way to stop them either.

The flying ship using energy cannons and other weapons they have taken from the Royal Navy ships they had raided. Destroyed any cars or trucks that came into their firing range. And launching swarms of eyebots that would blow up any incoming missiles with their lasers. And once all the prisoners were freed and onboard the Leviathan. Both ships took off with the Constitution continuing to give covering fire and targeting any Norsefire vehicles they saw along the way to the sea.

!

Off the coast of England in International Waters -

The Leviathan drop off many of the non-combatants onto Patience's floating nation of Maelstrom, but several of the nonhumans and dissidents stayed on the Leviathan to continue the fight against Norsefire. As for the Royal Navy there was little they could do once the Leviathan and the Constitution reach international waters and enter the waters around Maelstrom, seeing it is a independent nation that is recognized by the UN. Not to mention a US navy ship is dock on the Maelstrom to help guard the refugees seeking to escape to America. Leaving the Norsefire to no choice but not to take any action against Maelstrom as the risk of the US navy ship being caught in the crossfire would result in open war with the US. Which they're trying to avoid, along with trying to keep open trade with the countries they need to maintain their standards of life.

Patience makes sure all the new arrivals are being seen to, Getting what they need before they decide where they’ll be going from here. The ones heading for America would wait for a American ship to pick them up which many non humans are heading for America for safety. Ships from other countries are also picking up refugees and taking them to their countries. All done with news coverage from several major news networks covering the crisis happening in England and prevented the English navy from taking action. Or be caught attacking another nation on live world wide news, which would also kill the reporters and the crews of the ships that are ferrying the refugees. Which would open England up to other countries to declare open war on them.

Then Prudence goes to check the colossal cruise liner called the 'Helios' (from the 'Close to the Sun' videogame). It was from a world that was locked in a 1890's technocratic/corporatist cold war between two intellectual tycoons: Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison. The Helios was treated as a nation onto itself and had rules and regulations that seemed to mirror Ryan's Rapture to a less Extreme extent. Since coming to this world the people living on the ship integrated their technology with the advance technology of the many future worlds that came with the merge. The ship goes around the world only stopping at ports to make repairs and restock their supplies. Acting as a cruise liner ferrying people around or taking students who want to learn on the ship run college. Right now it's taking refugees onboard.

!

Helois -

The Nikola Tesla of that world was currently being scolded by Clockwork...

"You're lucky the Merge happened when it did! You were this close to causing a time crash that could've destroyed your whole world if not brought in check!" Clockwork said who had a hell of a time fixing the mess that Tesla's invention was causing to time and space.

After being chewed out some more, Clockwork finishes his work and leaves. Nikola Tesla then goes to check on a SECOND Nikola Tesla. He was from the same world as the Leviathan crew. Although not nearly as successful as his counterpart, he'd been on his way to making a name for himself. Desperate to end the war, both Clankers and Darwinists had helped him finance the construction of a giant Tesla Coil named GOLIATH. It had been his hope to use it as a way to FORCE both sides into a Mutually assured Destruction pact and end the war on peaceful terms... but since both he and it had come to this world he'd begun to realize that most of Goliath's capabilities had been the result of his own delusions, happenstance, showmanship, and paranoia-induced, pro-war fearmongering propaganda. This depresses him, but the first Tesla comforts and sympathizes with his 'brother' and promises to help him 'fix' the Goliath so it's every bit as great as he'd dreamed... Just in case the worst happened on the mainland, he made sure to keep a large amount of gold and other valuables on the Helios. Many of the best and brightest of his world that he'd accumulated on the ship were also going to stay to work with him... including a young prodigy named Albert Einstein.

!

Maelstrom -

Patience turns to the several screens showing the live fee from the long range eyebots. She’s been using the eyebots to spot and record any refugee ships heading for the Maelstrom. The eyebots only travel up to the edge of the England waters showing the refugees how far they have to go to get to open waters where the England navy couldn’t go after them.

"More boats are making a break for us," Patience said to Max the polar bear.

"Lots of non humans are fleeing England," Max said.

"And looks like Norsefire is just letting them go now," Patience said as the navy ships going after the fleeing refugees have halted.

"Well they do want to get rid of them in the first place and we're taking them in," Max said.

"About time," Patience said then she notice a call coming in.

"Is this thing on?" the face of Piero Joplin appeared on the screen.

"Joplin nice to see you," Patience said.

"Pim good it's you," Joplin said.

"What can I do for you?" Patience ask.

Since the merge the empire of the Isles, made up of four main islands, Tyvia, Morley, Gristol and Serkonos. Has been advancing quickly with many changes happening at once to their culture. One of the biggest is replacing whale oil as their main source of fuel, with blaze. Which caused the whaling industry to fall into decline.

There is also the rat plague which resulted in the deaths of the empress and her court, with the plague spreading to England. But thanks to the work of Norsefire a cure was created and now with the Isles under their control there is much rebuilding and modernizing of the isles, like how they still used chamber pots instead of indoor plumbing.

But that's what Norsefire wants the world to believe. Some surviving guards and staff from the royal palace before it was burn down thanks to a out of control fire that destroyed much of Dunwall. Told that Norsefire soldiers had attacked the palace and killed the royal family and the royal court. Then firebombed the palace to covered their tracks. It has cause a number of people to go underground to fight Norsefire like Joplin is doing.

"I was wondering if you have any misplace shipments of any of those House robots or those machine animals," Joplin ask.

"I can arrange a shipment of robots and animals for you. For the same price as last time," Pim said.

"I'll send the payment," Joplin said. "Also any word about the Outsider?"

"All, I know is that every now and then he shows up at one of the game nights at Prismo's Time Room. But lately he hasn't come to any game night from what I heard from Jake," Pim said.

"I would like to meet those immortals," Joplin said.

"When you have the chance, visit the Candy Kingdom and talk to Jake. He's friends with Prismo and if you get in you can also make a wish," Pim said.

"Isn't his wishes have what's called a monkey paw wish, where the wish comes true but there's always a price if it's not done right?" Joplin ask.

"Yes so you should write the wish down for Prismo to read over to tell you if it works or not," Pim said. (8)

"Good idea, goodbye," Joplin said turning off the device.

!

Russia -

Grogar watched yet another report from his agents in Gravity Falls. So far his 'contingency plan seems to still be working on Megan. Among many protections he'd cast on his Bewitching Bell was spell that would cause anyone who stole it to be brainwashed into his servant. Naturally, Meghan's will was too strong. But that was fine, as this activated the second contingency plan. While the first curse was being resisted, a second curse tin the form of a memetic hazard was released into the her mind, one that would eventually make her forget all about the bell. It would seemed she was able to resist this too for awhile... but then when she was committed, her 'doctors' many years of ham-handed attempts to get her to give up her 'delusions' were enough to weaken her mental fortitude enough to get her to forget the bell.

So far it seemed to be holding up, but he'd keep a watch on her just to be sure. He can't have her suddenly remembering and Sunset the new princess of Equestia sends people to get the bell and discover what's happening. He's not foolish enough to think he can take the heroes coming for him. In any case he had other things to attend to...

He'd been busy since regaining his bell and his full powers, not only cementing his control over Murkoff. But also been recruiting. He found the remains of Dr. Zomboss inside his firebombed fort and then resurrected him.

It was quickly learned that a large reason for Zomboss's poor quality troops was because of the sub-standard material he had to work with back on his old world. The people of his world were so stupid and incapable they had to rely on PLANTS to keep them safe... thus dumb people made dumber zombies. (9)

Fortunately Grogar was quick to find a better template. Deep in the middle of nowhere was the remains of a once utopian retro-futuristic 50's style mega-city called Punchbowl. Evidently they'd been in the middle of a zombie-apocalypse when the merge brought them here.

This batch of zombie was one of the most versatile and powerful group that Grogar had ever seen. They could regenerate anything- even headshots! -from eating flesh. They could let loose toxic flatulence's, use severed hands as scouts or posses humans, use their organs as grenades, even ripping off their own heads and uses them as bowling balls/bombs/plague carriers.

Sadly, most of these zombies could not use the majority of theses abilities effectively-if at all. The only exception being an Alpha zombie named Stubbs. But he and his zombie girlfriend had been killed by those robot sisters when they destroyed every last zombie in the city. They reduced ever last zombie to dust and destroyed all the Aggro-Gro fertilizer that started the zombie mess in the first place.

But there were still the mass graves of the dead that the people of Punchbowl made before being overrun, that contain bodies of zombies. Zomboss was confident that with his necro-surgical expertise no longer inhibited by sub-standard materials OR the comical atmosphere of his world that he'd eventually be able to devise a means to upgrade all these zombies with these powers. But it would probably take several months, a year tops if nothing happens that is.

However, they had a bigger problem. Even if they managed to 'max out' their skills... that didn't change the fact that the zombies, although smarter and more capable then what he had back home, were still dumb as dirt. The fact that most of them had their brains chomped out of their skulls, definitely didn't help things.

So Grogar searched the world for an answer to this dilemma. He found many interesting things: like the piles of giant bug corpses. A giant tarantula (Tarantula), the giant spiders from a small desert town (Eight Legged Freaks), a nest of giant ants (Them!), a giant mantis (The Deadly Mantis), giant locusts (Beginning of the End), a giant wasp (The Wasp Woman), and giant scorpions (The Black Scorpion). All of them suffocating when brought to this world as there wasn't enough oxygen for bugs of their size.

This was also the fate of the many Kaiju that were brought here during the Merge: Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, Anguirus, Gorosaurus, Varan, Baragon, Megalon, King Caesar and other giant monsters all died. Even Godzilla the King of monsters died because like a beach whale, he was crush under his own weight. The only ones left were the sea dwelling ones, Manda, Ebirah, Gezora, Kamoebas, Titanosaurus and Ganimes. There was Dagahra but he was thrown into space by the XJ sisters to keep him from spreading the barem in the sea. The sea is also the only place where they could find enough food to keep their giant bodies fed. (10)

Using his bell as a 'bag of holding' and he's been taking bodies where he could that wouldn't be notice. The bodies of the Japanese monsters where already been found long ago and been strip of their flesh leaving nothing but bones behind. As people study their remains and putting the bones on display. There's a entire park in Japan where the remains of those famous monsters are on display. And he couldn't just steal the remains without making himself known.

And then he found it, he'd only been wanting to resurrect the Blisk as he felt their technological prowess and combat capabilities could only be a boon to him. If he could control them that is, and the fact they're aliens could effect them being brought back to life. But then he learned of a hidden treasure they kept secret even AFTER their side in the civil war was wiped out.

Ever since they came to THEIR world's Russia in the Tunguska blast of 1908, they'd been inciting wars and genocides in Russia. This was to not only manipulate events to bring their puppets the Soviets into power, but also so they could their hands on a limitless supply of of human brains and the Furon DNA they held within. Tens of millions or more died throughout the soviets reign, and all their corpses were used for Blisk experimentation.

Their top analysts having predicted how the Furon's cloning obsession and love of nuclear annihilation would inevitably render their hated enemies sterile. And cloning would just result in more and more defected clones as the pure DNA got older and older. Most of their research was spent into negating the pure Furon DNA- leading to the creation of Revelade and the like. However they also sometimes dabbled in enhancing the Furon ability as well as the human brain entwined with it. This 'brain vault' and it's research would provide all Grogar needed to make his army at least passably competent... maybe even have some of them gain some extra psychic abilities if he played his cards right.

This solved things nicely... but Grogar still wasn't satisfied. The heroes of this new world were even less of pushovers then what his old world had produced. Worse, there was MORE of them! No, he needed to go above and beyond if he was going to have any chance of beating them. He had body and mind covered... now he just needed soul. Most of the time, having a minion with a soul could be a double-edged blade. On the one hoof it ranged from difficult to outright impossible for a soulless husk to gain access to most magics. On the other hoof, a minion with a soul was more likely to grow a conscience and side with the heroes.

Unless of course... you picked a soul-like entity with no conscience to begin with instead...

Grogar smirked, once more he was in a part of Russia that had been badly hit by the Merge... if his information was correct...

Grogar levitated a rather large bag as he began to use his magic to scour the area around it. Yes... he could sense it... a great and powerful evil had been slain here.

It took some time... a quick portal open to the right demonic plane. A good deal of bargaining... but soon Grogar was able to buy the infernal contract he needed...

Grogar's eyes began to glow... and he began to chant...

Dark, radiant energy infested every cobble of that now cursed place. Bit by bit. green, malevolent fragments realigned and formed a ghostly abomination... bit by bit it was robbed in bone, sinew, blood, and flesh...

Chanted Grogar as the ritual neared completion...

The very darkness shifted it's very being to swarm and clothe the newly resurrected deviant...

Grigor Rasputin took his first REAL breath in centuries... he experimented with his fingers... and smirked as green flame dance between them. No longer did he require a reliquary... his power was his own...

He smirked at his fellow lord of darkness, the one who'd bought both his freedom and his life...

"I know the drill... I don't get something for nothing... what do you want?" Rasputin ask.

Grogar held up the contract that bound Rasputin's life and magic to him... and to the Russian sorcerers shock, the demonic goat ripped it in two.

"From hard experience I've learned the forced servitude makes for a poor business arrangement. I find I'll get better results if I get partners who serve with me of their own free will and see that they'll benefit when I benefit..." explained Grogar.

"And you think I can benefit from working with you? How?" asked Rasputin scathing... yet also curious manner...

"Well...for starters...," Grogar smiled as he open the bag he brought out... a very unconscious, bound and gagged-

"ANASTASIA!?!" gasped Rasputin in disbelief. He began to babble. "But-but... HOW!? The last time I saw her was over a century ago! And in another world! Even if she is an Anastasia from one of the worlds merged together. She isn't the ones I'm after."

"Is that an issue?" Grogar ask.

"I know of my counterparts who unlike me were loyal to the Romanovs. And getting revenge on an Anastasia who thinks I'm the loyal subject of her family isn't the same as mine," Rasputin said.

"Let's just say I have friends in... LOW places. And she is the one you're after," Grogar cackled. For a moment he sees a familiar faceless abomination in the shadows before it fades to black once more...

Rasputin cackles.... he lifts up the woman with his magic. Anastasia now awake dangles helplessly in mid-air. She tries to struggle, but she's completely powerless.

"Yes... FINALLY, after all these years...the last of the ROMANOVS will DIE!" Screamed the demented false-holy man as the air vibrated with both power and...melodies...

Grogar groaned, a unintended side-effect of his dabbling in the harmonic energies of his former world had caused him to sporadically bring about heartsongs simply by being in the area!

Knowing it was pointless to resist, the wicked goat sat down and watched the spectacle...

Despite himself, Grogar couldn't help but clap enthusiastically, not his usual cup of tea. But still not half-bad!

So busy were these wicked men... they never noticed a certain white bat sneak out of the sack Grogar had brought...

"Oh, boy! Not good! Big trouble! MUST. WARN. SOMEONE." Emphasized poor Bartok as he flew off into the night...

!

The Dam -

Dag and Norb enter the room jut as the flash went off missing it by a few seconds. Dag and Norb gave Gladstone's book of magic to Dib to experiment on taking a spell from former spellbooks and converting them into spelldrives. Dag had found it but can't remember where he got it.

"Well that shows you in using a spell without testing it first," Norb said.

"How was I suppose to know that would happen," Dag said.

Dag briefly reminisce on how that spell had striped them naked of their fur and teleported them many miles away from their home. Briefly believed that no one cared when they accidentally gained acceptance at a nudist open mike night. Then wandered home unashamed... only to be mocked and ridiculed as 'naked weasels' the whole way there...

"This reminds me. Have we done this before? It feels like something that would had happen to us back in our world," Norb said.

"Yeah it does feel in the same old insanity of our old lives," Dag agreed.

"Hey wait a minute the spell counter is lower then what we use," Norb said looking at the spelldrive he had picked up.

"Twilight and her friends were coming over. Oh boy they're naked like we are," Dag said.

Norbert chuckles at the image in his head. "But... seriously though, we should probably tell someone about this so they can go locate them."

They wander out of the room.

ZAP!

They quickly run back in to see a certain yellow raincoat and strange boots fall to the ground, along with other clothes.

"Uh...maybe we should NOT leave the spelldrive that leads to awkward situations lying around where anyone can use it?" asked Dag.

"Yeah, that should have been job one for us...," admitted Norb.

!

Elsewhere -

Far off, Lincoln, Ronnie and Six find themselves in a similar situation. Deep in the middle of nowhere/forest, naked, tied spread-eagle to the top of a tree... and their powers not working. Eventually, the kids managed to work themselves free from the ropes. And they got down and land in their own puddle of Truth.

The girls then learn that Lincoln feels emasculated, not just for his little willy. It's more like he's the wife taking care of the house while his husbands go out to war. He makes it clear he doesn't fault them for this though, they're awesome.

"During Summerween you're the one who kept giving us health potions and other stuff we needed to continue to fight. You're the healer," Ronnie pointed out.

"And you showed me real love that I never knew before," Six said.

"If making sure the people you love are happy and healthy isn't being a 'true man', then I don't know what is!" Ronnie adds.

"What about you two?" Lincoln ask.

"I'm jealous of how big Six's chest is fpr her age, while mine are nonexistent," Ronnie said.

"I'm jealous of Ronnie as she had a normal childhood, with a family," Six said.

"Great... now I feel like an even BIGGER jerk...," Ronnie said.

"Ronnie is that you?" Gwen ask as she walks into view of the kids, who are all naked.

"Hi," Lincoln said as he covers himself.

Gwen just looks at the 3 naked kids and pulls out her phone.

"Violet I need you to grab some cloths for Lincoln, Ronnie and Six. They're naked. Yes again," Gwen said.

"This does seem to happen to us alot," Lincoln said.

"Tell me about it," Gwen said wondering why this keeps on happening and what sick wacko would enjoy having kids lose their clothes all the time.

A thick fog came rolling in that covered the area the 4 were standing. Once the fog lifted Gwen found the kids had disappeared.

!

Elsewhere -

"Yeah, I admit it. I'm a closet nudist. The more I've been embracing my 'deer spirit' side, the more I'm disliking clothes in general. It's getting to the point where I'm basically adopting the- 'only wear clothes for the sake of others comfort and obeying the law in public' -attitude that my mom and aunts have," explains Wendy as they all walk through the forest.

Dipper wisely keeps his feelings about to himself. Which doesn't stop him from being playfully teased by the others about it. Dipper does told them how after the incident with the multiple-layers of flimsy swimtrunks all failed on him. (The girls briefly reminisce how after they lost their swimsuits, Dipper was nice enough to sacrifice the last of his trunks to make make-shift bikinis for them. Revealing he wore a loincloth beneath those... only to immediately lose it to the Rowdy-Ruff brothers.) And how he had an idea to focus on quality over quantity to make sure this doesn't keep happening. He had enough naked pictures of him circulating to cover the next 12 years calendar wise.

Before the girls can ask for more details. They suddenly find themselves in a beautiful garden. And they weren't alone as Lincoln, Ronnie and Six came walking into the garden.

"You too?" Dipper ask.

"Yup," Lincoln said.

There is a naked Shinji Ikari, Rei Ayanami Asuka Langley Sohryu, Rei Ayanami, Mari Illustrious Makinami, Rei Ayanami, Rei Ayanami, Rei Ayanami, Rei Ayanami, Rei Ayanami, etc. All lounging about next to three beautiful apple trees in the middle of the guardian. They're all now adults and are all in the primes of 20 something. But what got the new comers attention was that all blue haired women all mass together, forming a living mass of bodies where the lone man is resting on. The redhead and the brown haired woman are playfully teasing Shinji before giving him a kiss.

"Hey look we got a group this time," Mari said getting everyone's attention.

"Where are we?" Dipper ask.

"Well it's not the garden of Eden for one," Asuka said.

"Yeah seeing how there's more then one Eve," Pacifica said looking at all the women with only one man. And how most of them but two all look the same. It's like being in a room with Sunset's sisters, not to mention how all of them are just as well built.

"Sit down and we'll tell you a tale," Shinji said.

Shinji first told the kids his name and all the women who are his wives. Which the Rei's are all clones who all view each other as sisters. He told them about the world they came from where kids are force to control living robots which for Shinji and Asuka their mother's souls were inside of that powers the robots. Which Dipper remembers that he seen the anime base on their lives. Which Shinji told him that they already know that in some worlds they're fiction, and he would know how bad it is for them already. Then Slenderman came to their world and offered them a deal. He would give all the jerks who made their lives a living hell their just deserts, let the stupid world burn for putting the INSANE responsibility of saving the world on CHILDREN and resurrect Shinji's and Asuka's moms. And let them live in this beautiful garden forever. In exchange for them all allowing them to be cursed with perma-nudity, never being allowed to leave the garden save for once a year, and they had to guard these three magic apple trees.

"Real subtle...," Dipper mumbles as he rolls his eyes.

"But what's with the Rei's all massing together?" Twilight ask.

"We're a blob," the Rei's all said.

"A blob?" Ronnie ask.

"Just not a slime but as many bodies all coming together. I wanted to bring all my sisters to life with me. And Slenderman granted my wish but made us into this," Rei said.

"Can't you all seperate?" Six ask.

"Yes we can but we're just like being together like this. We don't need to eat, drink or breath when together like this. Just one of us can do that and once she rejoins with us, we all feel full and full of energy," Rei said.

"Which is a good thing as there are hundreds of her and it would really be hard to feed all of them," Asuka said.

"Not to mention that only one of them needs to use the toilet, instead of all of them waiting in line," Mari adds.

It's then that an equally naked Yui Ikari and Kyoko Zeppelin Soryu walks in. Coming out of a vault like door built on a hill. Which is their home with all the basic needs covered. And where they have entertainment from having a vast collection of tv shows and movies, games and internet connection. Not to mention being able to view other worlds when they wanted to.

"Seeing how you kids came here then it means all of you can have an apple," Yui said.

"What's the catch?" Wendy ask.

"You all can only have one apple each and then you'll be able to leave the garden. As only people who are allow to pick a apple can come here," Kyoko said. Then she explains what each tree's apples did.

Tree of knowledge: eating a fruit will give you one bit of knowledge that you will need in the future. Whether you can actually USE that knowledge effectively or not, is your problem.

Tree of life: gives you one magical gift, which is completely random. All base around a word. The power you gain is base on how well you can use the gift you been given. In other words how high your creativity with your power is how powerful it is.

Tree of death: gives you a curse... but in exchange you get something later to help you. If you're smart enough to figure it out. 1. you smell like a rotting corpse; but later it turns out undead monsters completely ignore you no matter how much their master tries to force them to kill you. 2. Lose the ability to swim; but you'll never be thirsty again. 3. Be fatally allergic to a loved one; but become immune to all other diseases. 4. can speak only in rhyming riddles; can solve any riddle, code, cipher, translation or clue.

"This doesn't take a genius to figure out," Wendy said as she walks to the tree of life. She takes an apple and bites it.

"Well?" Pacifica ask.

"Don't feel different...," Wendy said before she starts hearing a word. "Ram?"

"You gain the power of ramming?" Ronnie ask.

"My turn," Dipper said walking up to the tree of knowledge. He takes the apple and bits it. "Well I know how to fix machines now."

"Oh good knowledge," Wendy said.

Lincoln steps up to the life tree and takes a apple. "Dumb?"

Six joins him taking one herself. "Cling?"

Ronnie joins them as well. "Soup?"

Pacifica takes a apple as well. "Cloud?"

"So none of you wanted to try the Death Tree?" Twilight ask.

"And get a curse? Who would want that?" Ronnie ask trying to figure out what soup powers are. (11)

"Good point," Twilight said taking the knowledge apple. "I know a code?"

"What kind of code? A game one?" Wendy ask.

"No I don't think so," Twilight said then notice that her fur grew back. "My fur is back."

"The apples also restores you to full health," Kyoko said.

Dipper stealthily takes a apple core from the tree of life with him. He plans to plant the seeds later.

"Wait... going by the theme... shouldn't there be a serpent?" Pacifica ask.

Yui Ikari smiles. "Yes, he's our security system. He chases out trespassers who are either uninvited or have stayed in the Garden too long... you should be running now..."

Sure enough, a giant snake shows up and they all run out as fast as possible.

!

Later -

After wandering around randomly, and doing some minor experimentation with their new powers. Lincoln found that he can dumb down things as when he used his power on Twilight making her dumb till it wore off. Ronnie found she can make soup appear, Six found she can cling to things allowing her to climb things easily, Pacifica could make a cloud appear, and Wendy learn she can ram into things and not be hurt while her power is activated.

They also notice that the trees are different from what they're use to. Being more tropical in nature then the trees around Gravity Falls. They run into Sir Lionel Frost, Adelina Fortnight and Susan (Missing Link). The two adults are both startled and uncomfortable to see the sight of so many naked children, Susan is just oblivious to this and is just happy to meet new people.

"Wait how are yetis are here when it's clear this place is a tropical forest?" Dipper ask.

"I have no idea all I know is that we we're in the mountains being chase by the yetis then a fog covered all of us and now we're here," Frost said.

"And it seems that all the yetis are here as well," Fortnight said.

"We better go they're coming," Susan said hearing the yetis coming.

"We should run," Wendy said knowing that yetis are very strong and a whole tribe of them would easily beat them. They took off having to follow a trail that has toxic plants on all sides of it.

!

Meanwhile -

Lila and Armand both Sasquatchs are acting as diplomats with a newly discovered tribe of Bigfoots (Scp-1000). They're talking with the leader of the Bigfoots telling them about their past. Their once glorious civilization and how a mysterious trickster god helped humanity destroy it and turn the survivors into savage beasts...they only recently began to regain their intelligence and genetic memory.

!

Nightmare Realm -

Bill Cipher is watching all this and talking to his cohorts, and he revealed that he was the 'trickster god' who helped humanity destroy them. Apparently, at their peak they had the power to threaten even him. Fortunately, they were so focused on threats OUTSIDE earth, they hadn't many any defenses to protect threats FROM earth.

"Looks like the merge undid what you did to them," Him said.

"So it did. But it's not going to help. They're nowhere close to at their peak where their technology would had been able to beat me," Bill said.

!

Back on Earth -

Dib is talking through a hover-screen to talk to the Bigfoots. They're telling him about one of their few remaining creations- Scp-3140 which are living with them. And how several had recently been traumatized and had weird things grafted to their bodies. They had conflicting memories about this. They both remember them being like that for centuries and having it just happen recently. They don't know what to make of it. Dib wrights all this down intrigued with all the new information he's learning.

Suddenly the Dipper and his group runs into the clearing.

Dib rolls his eyes at their nudity. "Seriously? Again?"

Suddenly, the angry Yetis appear, but they take one look at the Bigfoot chief...

The Yeti chieftain gasps in disbelief. "The... first TRIBE!"

She and all the other Yeti bow in reverence.

Lord Piggot-Dunceby suddenly burst from the bushes, half-mad and brandishing a shot gun. Screaming how he'll kill Frost and Susan to preserve the 'Society of Great Men's' pro-imperialist conservative views. And how HIS world would go back to normal.

Dib using a quick web search finds out about the group the man is apart of.

"Says here that the society was one of the many pre-merge institutions that got shut down when all the members found their money, titles and estates completely worthless. Their attempts to prove it's importance only proved what a bunch of useless, old, aristocratic, snobs they were," Dib said wondering how long the man was cut off from the world.

Adelina laughs, Frost just shakes his head sadly while mentally realizing he'd clearly dodged a bullet, Susan just wonders out loud what 'aristocrat' means.

Piggot loses all semblance of sanity and just starts screaming bloody murder, he's about to shoot the place up. When Dib uses a taser in the hover-computer to zap him down.

After he's detained, Bigfoot chieftain scolds the Yeti's. Pointing out how isolating themselves was one thing. But holding people against there wills was another. He especially scolds them for being mean to Susan. Pointing out how he suffered more then them. At the end of the day, as horrible as the ancient humans were to them at least they had each other for support. Susan had no one, he looks over to Susan laughing with Frost and Adelina and smiles.

"Or at least... he didn't have anyone BEFORE...," he notes happily.

"Yes just because humans in the past were bad doesn't mean that nothing can ever change," Armand said.

"These yetis remind me of the magical world in believing that no matter what nothing will ever change," Lila said.

"Hey," Dipper said to the two. He and the others are now dress in whatever could cover themselves. "Where are we?"

"We're on the island of Albonquentine," Lila said.

"Wait, that can't be right! This is landmass is way to big to be that tiny island!" Pacifica said remembering the trip she went to with her parents.

"Well, you'd have been right this morning," Lila said.

!

Earlier -

Slenderman angrily adds large amount of land to the once small island. Grumbling, 'Can't have an adventure that big on such a small island... I'll show them!'

Bill and Him look on disturbed.

"From now on, no telling him he can't do something...," Bill said.

"Agreed!" Him agrees.

!

Now -

The island was now ten times bigger then it was before. By the looks of things all the toxic plants were slowly dying off, in a couple weeks it be ready for redevelopment and Sunset had already invested in buying out the new real estate. Which is why she sent both Lila and Armand to talk to the Bigfoots that appeared with the new land and sent a pony name Inkwell to talk with the governor of the island in buying the new land.

"Wait if you all just got here today? How did you all get here?" Lincoln ask.

"Portal," Dib answers from the screen.

"What?" Dipper ask.

"Me," Kronika said coming out from a portal she created.

"You work for Sunset?" Dipper ask surprise.

"No but I'm not passing easy money," Kronika said.

"Wait aren't you working for Clockwork?" Twilight ask.

"Yes but I need money when I'm on Earth," Kronika said.

"Good point," Wendy said.

“Come I’ll take you all home,” Kronika said waving to the still open portal.

“Good I can make it to the photo shoot,” Pacifica said entering the portal and followed by the others.

!

Gravity Falls -

Dipper sighed, somehow their adventure had been recorded and seen by the whole world. A virus infected all the televisions in the world, so they had no choice but to show it. The FCC had been frozen- in every sense of the word. Their assets were frozen, their people were frozen solid, their building was even frozen in time!

Slenderman had been seen nearby loudly shouting, "HA! I'd like to see how they logic this away!“

Thankfully, their very personal conversations were muted... also he got an even bigger check in the mail... as did everyone else involved.

Susan and his friends are staying on the island, along with the yetis and the Bigfoot tribe. Who have move to the cooler mountain region of the island that are snow capped. The natives of the island didn’t mind having other members of the great ape family living on the island with them.

For the life of them, no one could figure out Slandermans game. It was all so random, so insane.

Asking Marceline wasn't much help. Acording to her dad; Apparently slenderman sometimes had no plan and just did random frak for the sake of being random. Other times he had plan, then got bored half-way through and did something else. Other times the random things were just red heerings to throw people off... there was no real way to tell... until it was too late...

Dipper was currently sitting in the waiting room in the Beaver dam. Finn and Raz are there too, bonding over their shared aquaphobia. Many people have been coming to see Stump for their issues and dealing with their own inner demons.

Suddenly a Vortignaut leaves the main room and thanks Stump. This Vortiganut crashed in Gravity falls a while ago During the first year of the merge and suffered brain damage and memory loss. Stump was helping him sort through it.
Dipper is saddened Mable didn't show up.

Pacifica wasn’t with him as she went home for the photo shoot. Learning about how Pacifica's father is abusive of her. Dipper using the time tape went to the past and took photos of Pacifica's father abusing her. And sent Mr. Northwest a letter with cut out letters and pictures showing him abusing Pacifica. Telling him to stop or the photos will be release online and the news papers. Dipper called Pacifica who didn't know what he did, told him that her dad canceled the photo shoot dealing with something. Which was clear the Mr. Northwest got the letter and is in a panic wondering who is blackmailing him.

But he still had the support of Wendy and Twilight. He goes in alone.

“So... why you had Stump setup this appointment at this time?” Wendy ask Twilight.

“Hey, Dipper tested her... why not me too?” Twilight said.

!

The Shack -

Meanwhile, Mable is watching the new episode of Ducktective. Stan had told her, her parents had said she needed to go see Stump with Dipper. But there was no way she was giving up watching new episodes of her new favorite show! So she lied about going and Stan didn't question it. He was going on a date with Eda to get to know each other again.

Dipper was being Cray-Cray anyway... he'd come back to her eventually... he always did... And mom and dad would forgive her as they always did...

!

The Dam -

Wendy shakes her head. “Twilight...“

“Hey! If she's willing to choose a tv show over Dipper then she doesn't deserve his love!” Twilight said,

Wendy unable to refute that logic. The girls just shrug and sit down to wait for Dipper... then go to see Stump themselves. It was a busy day for him.

!

In the Desert -

A naked Spongebob is crying himself to sleep in his cell, thinking how Squidward ripped off his pants as he was being arrested and was forced to walk naked throughout town, having food pelted at him and his tiny genitals laughed at. The only good thing that came out of this is that he made friends with the imaginary friend across the cell from his. A yellow monster name Bendy.

Then a plane crashes into the prison, freeing him as well as other prisoners. Spongebob And Bendy found themselves free from their cell, well Bendy anyways as he could move around while Spongebob was still trap in his fish tank but the bars off his cell were now broken. Which allowed Bendy to enter and take him out of the tank, putting him into a glass jar full of water.

Both of them are stunned to find the semi-burning corpse of a man who was in the plane. Come walking towards them, that is clutching a book. A book unaffected by the fire and undamaged, curious... Bendy grabs it as he runs.

Meanwhile, in a Mesopotamian ruins. A archeologist is stunned to find a giant, ancient mechanical colossus, covered in ancient writing of a far older civilization. One who apparently was granted divine favor from a scarlet demon covered in eyes.

!

Equestia -

Sunset looks over the place that would had been her home if her birth parents hadn’t given her up. She stands with her guards and robots to put a stop to her moms rampage. Which is why she brought so many guards and robots. But that wasn’t what they found. They found the ponies of the town gathered around her human family with them talking with her pony birth family.

The place they’re at is a cold god forsaken place called Nibblet, a small village that was setup by Earth Ponies who wanted nothing to do with magic. The town if you could call the shacks that made up the town a town was a sad sight to see. All poorly built and hardly kept the elements out. Thanks to how hard it was for them to get supplies and goods from the outside world. With their only contact being a trader now and then.

The farmland that surrounded the town was overworked and barren. When the rains came, they soaked in and stayed. Even when the surface was dry and cracked, just beneath was sodden. They never went thirsty, but they couldn’t grow any crops that wouldn’t rot before they reached maturity. And that was before they lost their plant growing magic. And the deaths rate of the village skyrocket to the point where there is only around a hundred or so left.

“So this is where I was born,” Sunset said turning her gaze to her pony birth parents.

Her mother and father are much skinnier and smaller then their human counterparts. As for her pony sisters, they’re all stunted and skinny compared to their counterparts. Not to mention that more than half of them are missing. The missing ones are buried in the family graveyard behind their shack, which has been expanded over the years as more and more children are born. The sight of their pony counterparts and how they live took the bloodlust from her human family.

“We gave you up so you have a better life,” her birth father said.

“Our community wouldn’t accept you and it was for the best that you grew up elsewhere,” her birth mother said.

“This is a toxic community. And not because this is a natural bog. The only reason why you all managed to survive this long in this fetid and lamented bog, was because of earth magic. Now with no magic the land has become a toxic quagmire thanks to the run off from the chicken, pig and cow farms near here. It’s that the ponies refuse to change their ways to make their standard of life to be better. Refusing the supplies that I been sending to help improve things,” Sunset said.

“This is our town and we don’t need your help,” an elder said.

“And none of your business,” the mayor of the town said.

“Actually seeing how the land you’re all living on is owned by the crown which is me. And seeing how this town isn’t producing anything this place is a uselessvile. So I’m just having you all evicted from my land,” Sunset said.

“You’re going to force us out of our homes?” an elder ask.

“Of course not. I’m leaving that to the police force to do it. And you all have no choice as I see that you have no supplies coming in and only been eating wild plants to survive this long. And from the number of buildings abandon ponies either left or died. You all won’t survive another winter and I refuse to give you ponies food and get nothing in return. So I’m giving you all no choice but to leave by force and all of these buildings be torn down,” Sunset said and turns to her party. “Come we”re heading back.”

“Sunset wait,” her pony birth mother said.

“There is nothing to say. I am grateful for you and father for giving me a better life then you could give me. What I can’t forgive now knowing why you gave me up. Is that if this village hates magic so much that already cost you many of my sisters because of one thing or another that magic could had done something to help. Why didn’t you just move?” Sunset ask.

“This is our home,” her pony father said.

“And that matters... why? You don’t have enough food to keep my sisters all alive. And seeing how I ended up in Canterlot where Celestia made me her daughter, shows that you two could had travel to another village and made that place your home. So why didn’t you do it? Stay here where most of my sisters died because there wasn’t enough food? Is this place really worth your children lives?” Sunset ask causing both her birth parents to shut their mouths.

“That’s what I thought,” Sunset said before walking away from her birth parents who couldn’t do what was best for all of their children.

!

1 - The dumb one in tv shows who really don’t do anything useful and cause more trouble for everyone then helping. The only good use would be using them to test something. Like testing the portal that could just kill the first person who step into it.

2 - Probably one of the most hated characters in a movie or series fandom, The Load is a liability to the heroes. They are not always the proximate cause of the heroes' failures, but they're weak, they're often Too Dumb to Live, and for some reason they've just got to hang around with the cool heroes and be a part of the action all the time. It doesn't occur to The Load that, being an unathletic Muggle, it really might not be such a good idea for them to LeeroyJenkins rush headlong onto the battlefield along with the heavily armored and super-powered heroes. Said heroes will usually have to spend at least half the battle keeping The Load alive. It's not hard to see why the fans hate them so much.

3 - You'll be surprise how much money you can make recycling. I actually paid my way through college that way in making around 50 bucks a week.

4 - Seeing how adults are usually set in their ways, the best thing to do to get change to happen is by putting the energy into the children who will be the ones who will take over.

5 - Seeing how crazy most of all the mangas and animes are completely crazy and most of the cast live in their own worlds. Japan would be completely crazy with all of them brought together.

6 - SCP-2571

7- A plant monster like a living tree is something to worry about. But if the plant is rooted to the ground and can't move from that spot. Then all you need to do is keep out of range of any long range attacks or the reach of the limbs and vines.

8 - One good way to avoid a bad wish is to write it down so you can look it over before having it granted.

9 - Yes there are the comics showing that people aren't that dumb. But seeing how people in Plants Vs Zombies can't fight against a horde of slow moving and dumb zombies. They're pretty dumb if they need plants to fight for them and not picking up guns to fight with.

10 - I'm using the monster cast from the 60's Godzilla films. Seeing how I just find it silly how the giant monsters all just appear with only one member of their race appearing. And how they all can live forever and survive by not eating or drinking anything. The new American ones at least have a better lore in how the giant monsters feed off of rads and have more then one of them running around in the ancient past.

11 - Would you really pick something that will give you a curse in exchange for one thing that could help you in the future. When you have other choices?