Fusion Falls
Chapter 20: The Deep End
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The Deep End -
BOOM!
The Rowdy Ruff Boys groaned. When they heard that Bill had skipped them for the 'Powerpunk girls' they'd been livid! So of course they'd gone to give that overgrown dorito a piece of their minds... and immediately had their butts handed to them by the 'wussy' girls. Unlike their counterparts the Powerpunk Girls like to fight and they had a 4th sister who is bigger and stronger.
Now they were in a crater on the outskirts of Gravity Falls, having landed in the small town of Peach Creek. All three boys have been brutally beaten up... and to add insult to injury. Those bitches striped them naked before beating them up for a 5th time!
They groaned as they dragged their bruised bodies out of the hole and covered themselves while looking for clothes. Luckily they see the Ed's had set up prank shop that seemed to have swimsuits for sale. And unlike back in their world the price for the stuff they're selling isn't just for a quarter.
"Hey... can we have those swimsuits?" Asked Brick, it REALLY stung him to ask for things instead of punching... but they were too weak from the beatdown, they could barely stand as is!
"Oh, I really wouldn't dare call these swimsuits... They're based on the design of a 'prank suite' that Eddy's brother gave to Eddy... who gave them to us... bringing about a very traumatic and humiliating experience for all concerned." Double D turns to Eddy. "And how he convinced me to export this trauma to others is beyond me!"
"Whatever! As long as it covers our modesty, we'll take it!" Said Butch as he takes up the rear...
Eddy shrugs, "Yeah, well. Unless you got your using money to cover your twigs and berries, it don't look like you got anything to pay for this."
"Come now Eddy, look at them! Their naked and miserable! Just like we once were! Shirly we could do something for them one way or the other!" Pleaded Double Dee.
Before a thoughtful Eddy could respond one way or the other... a fistful of cash is thrown onto the table.
"I'll pay for the boys suites...and several dozen others..."
As they walked off while Eddy gleefully counted the money. Double Dee frowned. "Uh...Fellows? Should we not be worried that one of the creepiest internet meme's came to life, and has whisked away some scantily clad boys into the deep, dark woods?"
Eddy just shrugged.
"Double Dee... we live in a world where ninja/cowboy/alien/pirates can eat ice cream with the Lochness monsters mothman boyfriend... This is our new Norm now! I say just roll with the crazy, make as much money as possible, 'YOLO' as much as possible and leave a beautiful corpse!" He goes back to counting money while Double Dee reluctantly agrees...
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It was a hot day in Gravity Falls, so naturally the local pool had opened and everyone and their decrepit GRANDMA-
"HEY! I'M NOT THAT OLD!"
"SHUT IT YOU OLD BAG!"
...Right... anyway, everyone was beating the heat by going to the water.
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Candy Kingdom -
Finn the human was here wearing blue swim trunks. His girlfriend Huntress Wizard was wearing a rather tight leaf style swimsuit. Marceline was wearing a pink sling-shot bikini and PB was there wearing a black String Bikini with nothing covering her privates save for what at first glance looked like little censor bars. They were cute but tight, but they were willing to wear them for the others sake. Flame Princess, using a special lava pool built for her kind was wearing a red Polonaise "maillot cutout"-styled one-piece. The reason why they're here instead of one of the water park resorts or even their own local pools is they wanted to avoid the crowds.
The three powerpuffs were taking a break and relaxing in the shade wearing modest one-pieces. They had come over to the west coast looking for some of their villains who have been spotted around here but couldn't find them. So they're taking a break away from people asking them to save the day all the time.
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Camp Lake Bottom -
The heat of the summer day had caused all the campers and camp workers to hit the lake to cool off. Some of the female campers wanted to use some revealing swimsuits but the female counselors got the female campers to put on more modest swimsuits. Putting the campers in the camp's swim suits from trunks to one piece suits.
Jake had on green trunks and was eating with Rose and Juniper who was wearing a orange Pleiades halter-neck bikini, and purple Saber bikini respectively. Spud was in green trunks with Trixie in a blue one piece, helping to give out frozen treats to the campers with Mr. Slinkman. Bill the swim teacher is teaching some campers how to swim help by Mesa, Violet, Timber Spruce, and Sawyer. The other campers and workers who are working that day are inside the cabins doing indoor activities with the fans and aircons on.
Danny in black and white trunks was introducing a bashful Dora to people. She was wearing a VERY modest golden one-piece (although to her Middle-age sensibilities, she felt naked). The two had decided to date for the moment and see where things went from there. Although the mere rumor of them dating and simple POSSIBILITY of them wedding seems to have quelled most of the in-fighting (true, it was more of ceasefire and 'let's wait and see what happens next' then actual peace... but still a HUGE step up from before, so Dora was fine with that.) so- for the moment -there didn't seem to be any rush.
Dib and Sheldon who came down to enjoy himself on Earth. Were wearing trunks and discussing strange new cave paintings discovered at Lascaux Caves, that depicted an ancient mechanical-like being shatter itself to cage another being that looked like a thousand fleshy nightmares making love to each other in a horrific, gorey orgy...
Or at least they were until Jenny who was taking a break while her sisters covered for her. Walked by wearing a grafted on Micro bikini that REALLY emphasized her curves. Which the effect was ruined by the fact that she had nothing to hide in the first place. Which Violet pointed out why she's bothering when she had nothing to hide or show.
"What's with the bikini? You don't have anything worth seeing," Violet said pointing it out.
Jenny glares at the spinx woman.
"...what? You don't!... you're a robot!" Violet said.
"Shut up! She's beautiful!" Sheldon said.
"Thanks," Jenny said.
"Well it's not like its hard for her to maintain her looks she's a robot like a female golem she can be shape to any standards of beauty," Violet said.
"Well you got a point there," Jenny said wondering if she should take on Misty's offer for sex bot parts.
Sheldon on the other hand continues to look up things on his laptop... keywording 'Synthesis'.
Lincoln excitedly ran in wearing orange trunks while a more subdued Ronnie and Six. Six was happy to be at a pool, dressed in a simple yellow one piece. Ronnie... well, she tried to be happy at the pool... but between the sight of Six's huge jugs for her age anyways and her own 'table' emphasized by the plain black one-piece (specially made to expand if she needed to activate her magic)... such thoughts left her as Lincoln splashed them both and they both splashed back and had fun...
Oh, and Melody was swimming around the lake with a purple seashell bra like her mom used to wear. Seeing how she's in her mermaid form and is swimming around the bottom of the lake looking for things to collect. Mostly she's been finding trash but she likes putting trash into the recycler and seeing it broken down into the raw materials in the shape of cubes. She was so busy picking up trash that she didn't notice something swimming up from behind her. Melody turn around to see nothing behind her.
If anyone was watching it would had appeared that Melody just disappeared.
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Mystery Shack -
Yep, everyone who was smart had gone to the pool today... which only made Mabel more angry at the current situation...
Everyone had gone, but Grunkle Stan made her stay home! Something it not being safe- Blah! Blah! Blah! She was hot! She wanted to swim! Besides, she knew Dipper would just protect her!
Mabel chuckled, Dipper almost had her going for a bit with the whole 'you're a horrible person and I'm not going to look after you anymore' spiel... but he proved just a couple of days ago that he still loved her! Why else would he defend her in court? True, the riot afterward had been scary but Dipper was there to save her yet again. And sure that her share of the money she gotten from the loot from the other world was all gone now but Dipper will give her a hand out.
Silly Dipper... her being the 'friend no one liked'? or 'the reason their parents needed a break from them?' Ha! Yeah, right...Even the pizza boys became her friends after five minutes! And her parents loved her no matter what, just like Dipper!
She stealthily puts on her one-piece and sneaks over to jump the fence. 'With Dipper at my side, I KNOW I'm invincible!' She thinks to herself confident...
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Canterlot -
"At last a time for me to take a well deserve break," Sunset said as she just leans back on the edge of the swimming pool letting herself soak in the water.
She's in the school section of the castle where after summer break is over will reopen for the next school year. She's isn't alone as her sisters have joined her in beating the heat by going into the water. The indoor pool of the school is open to the public for the summer, which is why there's a crowd all sharing the pool. As it's just easier to go to the pool then go to one of the waterparks.
Korra and Asami were both wearing cute but extra tight Jasper "pretzel maillot" swimsuit's for each other and for playing volleyball.
Star Butterfly was wearing something exotic, inspired by her friend Melody, she's wearing strapless starfish on her breasts also nothing but a strapless seashell to cover her womanhood.
Kelly at first glance was wearing a fuzzy green bikini... but really she was just wearing her hair a certain way...
Janna at first glance seemed to be wearing a surprisingly modest black one piece... but she's actually naked. It's just water-proof paint and artfully placed black tape.
Tom and Marco are reluctantly wearing the extra-small speedo's their girlfriends gave them... although Janna can't help but tease that Marco looked more comfortable in his then Tom. Much to his embarrassment.
Human Rarity and the rest of her old friends (wearing what they did in Equestria girls at the beach) were also coming into the pool area. After learning the truth behind the end of their friendship, the group was initially furious... but then Rarity calmed them down after awhile...
Eventually the reluctantly agreed with Rarity's logic. It was a bitter pill to swallow... but really... if some stupid texts were all it took for their group to fall apart... how strong had their friendship been, really? Between that and the fact that Sunset or no Sunset, merge or no merge... they probably all would've drifted apart after high school regardless... well, they decided that it would be best to just enjoy this one last summer together and forget all else... one more big hurrah before they went on to the next 'big adventure'. Help by Sunset giving them passes for all the resorts and parks that she's bank rolling. To help make it up to the girls.
Spike... well, although technically it was allowed for certain species to go buff in such places- as long as there was no 'funny business' of course he had Wanted to wear swim trunks, but Ember immediately ripped them off right before they entered... as had Cynder tore off Spyro's. But while Spyro hadn't minded...
"Come on Ember, fun is fun but were in public! And you know I'm not as 'Disciplined' as Spyro is!" Spike says annoyed, while looking over as Spyro and his girls walked off to have a fun time at the pool.
Smolder comes up behind to hug him. "Well... You left your wallet at our apartment, Ember has the keys to our apartment... and you're not getting them back until after were ready to go home... so you two options: be miserable outside in this hot day... or come hang out with your two naked girls in the pool... your choice..."
The decision wasn't hard... although Smolder pressed against his back quickly made HIM 'hard'. Thankfully, both girls showed him mercy and covered him from view... but now Spike had no choice but to go to the pool with them... not that he was complaining mind you...
"So how is the new bod doing for you?" Tom ask.
"Still getting use to flying and having super strength, but it's nice to have my magic back," Sunset said. “Of course it’s hard to sleep on my back now.”
“At least you’re now on your way in catching up with your sisters,” Janna said. She couldn’t help but see how much more busty Sunset has become after her transformation.
“Yes that trip to the other world was a great thing to happen. I strip the museum of all of its artifacts and other valuables, earning me a good amount of money from the sale of,” Sunset said. The handful of mummies she took netted her big bucks with the Egyptians who wanted their mummies back. Which she sold them all of the artifacts she had taken for a profit.
“So you paid off the money that was loaned to you?” Tom ask.
“I’m still several billion in the red before I’m even close to paying it all off. The sale of the artifacts only paid off a few million but it’s enough to keep the banks I took loans from happy that I paid off such a big chunk of what I owe them. After paying taxes of course,” Sunset said.
“What about your magic?” Tom ask.
“I’m going to sell my magic. I can control the weather in a local area. So places that need rain I can give them rain. But of course there are water benders who are already doing that. So I’ll be taking apart of some experiments for Professor Membrane in his research on magic. Not to mention seeing how many different kinds of magic I can master,” Sunset said.
“So you’re going to master the magic from Potter’s world?” Janna ask.
“There’s no spell that I don’t already know and most of their spells need me to get eye of newt or something to be able to cast the spell. I got one of Harry's old magic books and the spells are nothing compared to what I know. Their entire brand of magic is like their culture, it's all stagnant. Which is why I'm working on the spells that, I had been working on before the merge," Sunset said.
"Wait I thought you couldn't use magic," Janna ask.
"I couldn't be it didn't mean I couldn't work it out in my head and notes. It's like designing a machine using just pen and paper. There's the idea just not physical object," Sunset explains. (1)
"Oh," Janna said.
"What kind of spells?" Tom ask.
"Like this. Flare Arrow!" Sunset said creating a arrow of fire in her hands.
"Wait you learned how to use spells from Slayers?" Janna asked. (2)
"Yes," Sunset said. "I figured out how to use the spells or just something just like it. I can't use the same Dragon Slave like in the show but I can get close enough."
"Why?" Tom ask.
"I was still planning on taking over Equestia by force. So I made sure that the spells that I’ll be using would be ones that would be able to kill Celestia,” Sunset said.
“You went and learn how to use magic that’s based on a made up world just so you’ll be able to beat and kill Celestia,” Janna ask.
“I did but after the merge happen and how all but a few kinds of magic work anymore. I just had to settle for dethroning her and exposing her of what she did to me to destroy her public image of a kind and caring mother figure who couldn’t be that for her own daughter. And doing the job of keeping Equestia from falling apart which she wouldn’t had been able to do. And now she’s the one who is desperately trying to make a bond with me which I no longer need as I already have a mother,” Sunset explains.
“So how much money have you made?” Janna ask.
“If you’re looking for a handout I already spent the money I made from the sales of artifacts to pay off some of the bills. Like I already said,” Sunset said.
“So you’re broke?” Janna ask.
“I’m living off perks of being a princess and being a leader of her own kingdom. Most of my income comes is tied up in investments and other projects. I get only a small amount of money for spending after going through the monthly budget. Why you think that even with my sisters living with me that they all still have jobs,” Sunset said.
“What about your parents?” Tom ask.
“Both are retried and living off what they got from selling the ranch and the farm animals. With how big my family is and how tight the budget was. I learn how to make the small piece of money that’s leftover after all the things that need to be paid to grow,” Sunset said.
“So any idea when it be all paid off?” Janna ask.
“With how things are going with the money the casinos and resorts are making. I should have most of the debt paid off in a couple of years,” Sunset said.
"But you're still looking for a way to make money," Tom said.
"Of course, I am," Sunset said. "You have any idea how much money I'm spending on getting Equestia to be modern. I'm so stress out from all the work I need to do that I'm on meds for high blood pressure."
"You are?" Rainbow Dash ask.
"I am," Sunset said before seeing one of her older sisters coming in. "Hey it's Izabella."
"Hi baby sis," Izabella said who is from the first 9 batch of sisters born and the oldest at the age of 33.
"Came by for a visit?" Sunset ask wondering how many more of her older sisters are going to show up.
"Me and Susan had some vacation time and we're using it to spend time with you and the rest of the family. It's not like you don't have room," Izabella said.
"Well at least we're not all sharing rooms or beds," Sunset remembering how she had to share a bed with Alana and Oban. Both of whom clung to her in their sleep with their breasts being press against her face. Of course it's nothing like when she use to sleep with mom.
"We also have a big surprise for the family," Izabella said.
"About what?" Sunset ask.
"Well you heard about the Willoughby family?" Izabella ask.
"Wait you mean the one with the parents who are completely in love with themselves and have nothing left for their kids?" Applejack ask who with her other friends are listening on in.
"Oh Applejack it's been years," Izabella said who use to babysit her brother Mac when he was younger. "And there's Rainbow, Pinkie, Fluttershy and Rarity."
"And you gotten bigger," Rainbow Dash said as she looks upwards where most of Izabella's face is obscured by her breasts.
"Well, I did grow a bit taller since you all last seen me but of course the last time you all saw me you all were still learning not to eat mudpies made from mud," Izabella said.
Which caused everyone to stare at Pinkie Pie.
"Hey, I only did that once," she said.
"Anyway what about this family?" Sunset ask.
"After causing several deaths and destruction while on a trip around the world and showing how they didn't care about anyone but themselves. They were arrested and are now sitting in a Middle Eastern prison where last I heard the wife had her nose and tongue cut off and the husband lost most of his teeth and fingers, with both of them being used as their prison's toilets. Both of them are having a horrible time as they're no longer together and being badly treated. They seem to come from a world where they're able to do what they want and don't have to face anything punishment for anything they do. Not to mention their children who they cared nothing about, were left to fend for themselves. Well till me and Linda were hired by the couple as live in nannies to look after their kids and maintain the house while they were gone," Izabella said.
"Wait I thought you were working in auto," Sunset said.
"Our apartment caught on fire and both of us had no place else to live till Linda found the want ad for live in nanny," Izabella said.
"And they didn't care about you two moving in?" Sunset ask.
"Nope, they didn't care about their kids in anyway. So for the past year we took care of Tim, Jane and the twins both name Barnaby. Till the parents sold the house to have more money to extend their vacation as they called it. Till their luck finally ran out and they made a mess in the Middle East and landed them in jail. They lost their pass ports which they didn't even bothered to update to the new ones. And any documents that could had help them were all lost in a fire, which their kids made to make sure they would never be able to return. So now that they no longer had parents me and Linda just adopted them," Izabella said.
"And we're just hearing about this now?" Bonnie ask who had gathered around her older sister with her other sisters.
"I told mom and dad about it," Izabella said.
"And they wanted it to be a surprise for all of you," Quelle said who is with her own family.
"You knew?" Piesil ask.
"Izabella and Linda needed help in being able to adopt all 4 of the kids," Quelle said.
"Childcare services are more then happy to send kids to horrible homes but when a gay couple want to take in 4 kids at once they suddenly want to make it all but impossible to adopt. So we just moved here taking the kids with us and Sunset got the child service of this state to give us the adoption papers," Izabella said.
"And I also got a background check on the social worker and found out that she doesn't believe that gay couples can make good parents and got her fired over it. Which also open up her department up for more background checks and it was found it most of the workers there are from worlds where people doing bad jobs are rewarded and people trying to do the right thing are punish. So the entire department was fired and are now a test bed for robot child service workers. Seeing how that kind of mindset isn't one to be tolerated in a merged world where there are plenty of families that have different races making them up," Sunset said.
"So where are the kids and Linda?" Nora ask.
"Meeting their grandparents," Izabella said.
"Hey boss!" Private the penguin shouted out as he enters the pool with a group of people following him.
It's the members of Turk from Final Fantasy 7, Tseng, Reno, Rude, Cissnei, and Elena. Who were all brought to life during the arcade event. Turns out that in the world they came from there is a fighting game of Final Fantasy 7 that had the main cast either fighting or part of the background cast members. And now like many other video game characters are now looking for jobs. (4)
"So they're here for the security detail?" Sunset ask.
"Yup," Rude said.
"Aren't they loyal to Shinra?" Pinkie ask.
"That's only in the game," Reno said.
"We're more like actors playing the part while on the clock," Cissnei said.
"So we're nothing like how we are in the game," Elena said.
"And looking for jobs now. Seeing how we still have our powers and abilities from the game," Tseng said.
"I'm surprise you haven't gotten Sephiroth to be your personal bodyguard," Applejack said to Sunset.
"He already gotten a job offer," Sunset said tricked off of losing her chance.
"Sephiroth is a male model now," Rarity said.
"And he really is a sweet guy when he's not playing the villain," Fluttershy adds.
"Plus him with that black wing makes him look so hot," Rainbow Dash said drooling at the image of a shirtless Sephiroth in her head followed by her friends sharing the same thought.
"Great more fangirls," Reno said.
"Ever since we came to the real world, Sephiroth has been drowning in women," Rude adds.
"He's making tons of money in all those photo shoots and modeling he's doing," Tseng said.
"Not to mention all the yaoi fanart and comics," Elena said.
"He's not making money from that," Cissnei pointed out.
"Enough with the yaoi crap," Reno said.
"Is it because you two are written to be gay lovers?" Cissnei asked smirking along with Elena.
"Yes," Rude said as he like other videogame cast members found how much porn about them is around with many being horrified at what they found.
"Enough with the shipping," Sunset said. "You are all hired to work with the penguins."
"Work with the penguins?" Tseng ask looking down at Privet with the rest of his crew.
"They already tighten security for the castle and upgrade the defenses if there's any attack, again," Sunset said.
"What happen to the rest of the cast?" Rarity ask the Turk members.
"The heroes have signed up to run a 7th Heaven restaurant and bar at one of the casinos," Tseng said.
"Which I'm bank rolling," Sunset spoke up.
"Rufus is also working for Sunset in helping her run her casinos. And Heidegger is working security," Tseng said.
"And he's surprisingly good in helping in the workload and Heidegger is good at spotting cheaters," Sunset said.
"Reeve is working in urban planning for the city. Palmer and Hojo are working for Professor Membrane. And Scarlet is working for Mr. House in designing robots," Tseng said.
"What of the other videogame characters?" Applejack ask.
"Most of the super smart ones are working work either Professor Membrane or the government or another company. Others are working jobs that their skills in their games make them suited for, and some are working for me or I'm bank rolling them," Sunset said.
"Well that explains why you're getting alot of say in how some of the new businesses are being run," Rude said.
"Tell me about it," Applejack said who is working for Sunset in exchange for some new machines for her farm. Which is one of the reasons why she and the other girls really couldn't do anything about Sunset breaking up their friendship, because they're all call her boss.
"So I'm like the American Government. Both of us get the most say in most matters because we're the ones who are paying most of the bill," Sunset said. (5)
"..........," Stump said as he came into the room riding on a modified Mr. Handy.
"Oh it's time already?" Sunset ask.
"Is that a stump?" Reno ask as he and the other Turks all stared at the piece of wood.
"And did it just talk?" Elena asked.
"This is one of my Stump my advisors. And you all come from a game world where there are people like Q*bert running around and a sapient stump is too much?" Sunset asked.
"Fair point," Cissnei said.
"So here you are," Miyama no Nyotengu said following Stump. She's a Tengu princess of the fighting game Dead or Alive.
"Hi Miyama," the Turks greeted her.
"Oh hi guys," Miyama said.
"I'll get dress for the training," Sunset said using her wings to lift herself out of the water.
"Training?" Reno ask.
"Learning to fight from fighters and seeing how Miyama has wings and can fly. She's prefect to learn from first," Sunset said.
"Well we could just start with what you're wearing," Miyama suggested.
"And have it come off like how many videogame characters learned that what they're wearing may look cool but in a world setting with real world physics at work they just come off or gets in the way," Sunset said.
"Like the ninja sisters learned as their clothes just came off when they tried using their ninja moves," Cissnei smirks.
"That was good," Reno said.
"Of course them and the others like them are now making big bucks as models," Elena said miff at how well some people are doing after leaving their game world.
"And I'm bank rolling the agency that they're working for," Sunset said.
"What don't you have your hand in?" Reno ask.
"Pretty much just about everything, any company that sells shares of their company. I have some money invested in," Sunset said.
"Are you becoming a boss?" Tseng asked.
"Already am. I'm just not forgetting to level up," Sunset said.
"......................" Stump said.
"You said it," Miyama agreed.
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Floating Ice Fortress known as the Maelstrom -
Patience St. Pim put down the phone as she finish talking with the UN. She was unable to stop them from giving her and her 'land' recognition as a sovereign nation in addition to sovereign immunity. She was able to convince them to put probationary sanctions on her nation until she proved she could be trusted to the international community. In addition to paying reparations to P.B., F.P. and S.P.... which she voluntarily suggested that last bit by choice.
Patience had a long time to think about her actions and how things have changed since the merge happen. Not just her as Princess Bubblegum with her being so controlling just barely gotten the US government to go along with her kingdom still be ruled by her. Seeing how many problems she caused like that creature she created to take her place which is lock in combat with another creature that she created using Fin's DNA instead of hers. But like everyone else, the merge had force everyone to change.
Patience for one found herself caring for people again. It started little by little as she spent time with Chilly Willy and his friend Maxie. They had help her get over her depression from her last failure. As more and more people came to call her fortress now a small nation as their home. She suddenly found herself having a family, one that she didn't know that she needed till it was just there. That she built up around her as she gave shelter to people who needed it.
"Patience there are some more people who want to board the Maelstrom," Maxie said entering her room.
"Well we're in no hurry. Let them come on board just screen them first," Patience said to the talking polar bear.
"Ok," Maxie said before leaving.
"England really must be falling apart if they see this floating ice fortress being better then staying," Patience said turning on the tv and watching the local channels she's picking up from England and all that's going on there.
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Gravity Falls -
Wendy groans as she puts her head in her hands as she sits on one of the pool patio tables, wearing her new favorite fur-kini with Dipper, Pacifica, Tambry and Twilight. She'd briefly considered taking the lifeguard opening... but then Dipper had a flash-forward about it. For some reason Mable needlessly complicated things by not revealing mer-boy to Dipper...
Dipper once again gave up something to Mabel... anyway it was all a bit of a non-issue since mer-people were a 'thing' now and Mabel wasn't even here. But nevertheless, she was too tired from recent events to deal with the potential drama... also, Poolcheck just seemed nuts (she'd reported his kidnapping a boy and locking him in a pool filter for over a year... now they needed solid evidence before arresting, and the recent courthouse riot had stretched their too forces thin to look into it at the moment).
But that wasn't why she was groaning...
Pacifica wearing a leopard skin wrap-round bandeau style bikini. "Why Dipper? Why did you defend Mable during the trial?"
Twilight gave out a moan. "Y'know she's become even more insufferable since then?!"
Dipper groans and apologizes. A couple days ago, some big-shot lawyer convinced several hundred people to do a class action law-suit against Mable for all the trouble she caused during the 'Dulpo disaster,' the 'Mailbox fiasco' and 'the great fire of last Thursday'.
Apparently, a rumor somehow got out of Mabel being involved in the later in addition to the two former. She was spotted nearby catching butterflies before the fire started. And if she could cause so much chaos with gummy worms and Dulpo blocks... why not a butterfly net? Or so the logic went... and most people ate it up!
Dipper just sigh. "To be fair, she did turn out to be innocent... of the fire at least..."
Indeed, he had proven that she was innocent of the fire. However, due to a 'bureaucratic error' this also annulled the other two incidents that Mabel WAS guilty of. So the court had no choice but to acquit her.
This, adding in to poor communication skills on Blubs part, Mabel trying to laugh off everyone's concerns in public and bragging that she was 'untouchable' infuriated the people of Gravity Falls who attacked the courthouse and tried to lynch her. Dipper was only barely able to get her away before the building was burnt down.
Ironically, it probably would've been better if Mabel had been declared guilty. The perception of being 'cheated out of justice' and Mabel escaping her just punishment only made people MORE angry at her (including the people who lost loved one's in the 'Great fire of last Thursday'. Mabel being proved innocent of it happened in a private. All of Dipper's evidence exonerating her was destroyed, add a large amount of rumors spinning Mabel using bureaucratic incompetence and the fact she was a minor to get off scoot free and now there was almost no one who believed she was innocent)... petitions of 'having her limbs ripped off' were staring to circulate at a shocking rate!
But that hadn't been the worst of it, the lawyer- acting on yet another wacky Gravity Falls loophole -had taken money from ALL the people involved in the lawsuit and was going to give it to Mabel... but gave it to Dipper (who was currently recovering from his burn wounds he got while rescuing Mabel from the burning building. While she made the fire worse... and blocked the only exit... AND laughed the whole thing off as a game... needless to say he was starting to think he was mentally disturbed for still rescuing her even AFTER all that...)
Dipper knowing full well that most of the people in the lawsuit were already destitute as is (also he was still annoyed Mabel for the aforementioned burns and the fact she'd spent all her share from the scp-093 ALREADY) -instead gave it back to the townspeople, apologizing for his sister as he went. Which Mabel was mad finding out that the money meant for her was given away, as she wanted to buy more glitter, stuff toys and clothes from high end stores. No matter how much Dipper points out that the clothes she's buying are the same clothes that can be found in retail stores, with only a small patch sewn on it that has a club banana logo on it. (3)
Again, malicious rumors twisted this narrative to convince people that Mabel had STOLEN their money on top of escaping her comeuppance! And Dipper- being the great guy he was -stole it back for them! Him being involved in anyway with Mabel's deposition had been conspicuously left out of the rumors and even the official report for some reason...
This both demonized Mabel further AND made Dipper more of a hero in the eyes of the people...
And the lawyer just seemed to vanish...
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Slenderman tore off the lawyer suite AND skin he'd been wearing, threw it in the trashcan and walked off whistling...
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In any case, THAT was why Grunkle Stan insisted she stay home.
"Yes, I suppose that IS fair. I mean it's not like you were planning on defending her for the other two incidents that we know she was 100% guilty of... right?" Twilight sighed.
Dipper suddenly looked uncomfortable. "Well..."
Wendy slams her hands down on the table. "Dang it Dipper! Why do you keep doing this to yourself?"
Dipper groans and puts his head in his hands.
"I know, I know. I know I'm just encouraging her bad behavior and I'm not doing myself any favors either... I just..." he sighs. "Every time I see her upset I have this irresistible urge to make her feel better. Every time I consider not helping her I'm wracked with guilt! Every time I try to remember all the bad things she's done... I find myself reminiscing about all the wonderful times we had growing up instead..."
He slams his head down on the table.
"I need help... this isn't healthy... I'M not healthy... it be easy to just blame it all on Mable... But who am I kidding? I'm just as responsible for making her who she is as she is! Like Cat said, 'It Takes two to tango in a co-dependent/enabler relationship'."
Twilight puts a comforting hoof on his shoulder. "Dipper your nothing like Mabel, the fact your willing to admit your mistakes AND that you have a problem proves that... let me talk to Stump, maybe we can work something out..."
Dipper thanks Twilight, she then goes to teleport herself to the snack bar to get more food for anyone. Although most of her magic was gone again. Dipper had used the Sun Chi lantern he had borrowed from Dib while Sunset still had the mirror. Before Sunset gave the SCP the mirror leading to the world named scp-093. Dipper took some of her magic and mixed it with his own Chi and then gave the resulting mixture back to Twilight. She was nowhere near back to full power... but she could at least zap people and teleport again. She thanked Dipper as she'd begun to worry about her effectiveness during fights. But despite these returned abilities she was following Stumps advice to continue her exercises. Never know when her magic might be taken from her again after all.
Dipper thanked her as she got him a burger. "I tell you, for all her faults Mabel did used to keep me grounded, made sure I didn't take things TOO seriously or growing up too quickly..."
"And during normal times, that be great. But we’re not living in normal times. These are extraordinary times, worse these are DANGEROUS times. Not taking things seriously, being skeptical of the new norm and acting childish could actually get you killed or WORSE." Pacifica pointed out.
"Yeah, seems like it's either shape up and be an adult quick these days... or die." said Wendy with a shrug thinking about how she'd been forced to mature this summer and throw away childish things she'd taken for granted... She gives a look to her prodigal BF Tambry and thought about all they'd been through recently.
"Yeah, I mean it sucks. But what can you do? That's life." agreed Tambry as she too returned her look.
They'd sworn Dipper to secrecy... but the fact was that when Mabel's shenanigans landed Dipper in the middle of her aunts 'party'... Tambry had been there too... and they'd been 'reconnecting'...
Interestingly, Wendy leaned from her mother that this didn't make her and Tambry lesbians. Lesbians were the definition of a relationship between human girl/human girl who couldn't have children the 'traditional' way.
But Wendy was only half human, so it was more of a alien/human relationship (Or Xenophile). Plus, Tambry wasn't attracted to ANY girls... just Wendy. Well... maybe some other women that she gotten to know while attending the parties. So again, not really a girl/girl thing so much as their bonds of friendship being co-opted by the usual aura of lust that hung around deer woman.
More importantly, unlike girl/girl relationships. It was actually possible for deer woman to get their lovers of the same gender pregnant and vice versa due to their non-human biology and magic. But after the merge that ritual magic didn’t work anymore.
In any case it was a moot point, after 'experimenting' a couple times both teens mutually agreed that although it was a very enjoyable, enlightening experience that really helped rebuild their friendship... they decided it wasn't for them and that they should just be friends... and maybe the occasional 'experiment' every now and again if they were bored and still both unattached. Or that they were just in the mood for some time with friends with benefits.
Like they'd been doing that night when Dipper literally landed sandwiched between them... they were so doped up on lust magic that if not for Lillith forcibly snapping them out of it. They'd have done a lot worse then tear off Dipper's clothes.
Unfortunately the presence of a cute, naked shota boy got the rest of the party in a frenzy. Thus Wendy, Tambry and Lillith were forced to leave their clothes behind and run Dipper out of there. It was a very awkward streak home for all of them. With Lilith mad that Dipper ruined her chance to get between Wendy and Tambry in the fun way.
While the two teen girls were quietly reminiscing, Dipper was elaborating how back home Mabel was actually pretty good at getting friends. She makes dozens of friends a week actually. It was just hard for her to KEEP them.
"In fairness when you have that many 'acquaintances', it's hard to keep track of them all, eventually she neglects to them long enough for them to drift away. Course by at point she's already roped in a dozen more 'friends' so she never notices..." Dipper explains.
"Is it also safe to assume that she's a lot like Pinkie used to be and doesn't know when enough is enough when it comes to partying?" asked Twilight.
Dipper nodded, Mabel never knew when enough was enough... it wasn't unheard of for one of her parties taking things too far... and it ending in disaster... of course Mabel would just laugh it off... if she even noticed it in the first place!
Pacifica held up a finger. "Okay, I know were talking about some heavy stuff here. But I gotta ask, what's the deal with your trunks? Emphasis on the 'plural'.
And that's when all the other girls noticed as well... Dipper was wearing MULTIPLE swimtrunks. One over the other.
Dipper sighed. "I've watched enough 'pool episode' anime to know I'm a prime candidate for a 'slippery swimsuit incident'. That plus my recent luck in getting my body exposed and those blogs... well, let's just say I'm not taking any chances..."
The girls giggled at that, not too long ago they learn that numerous blogs had started coming up around the two Pine siblings.
The one's about Mabel were basically where everyone who hated her could go to insult, mock, ridicule and spread the latest malicious gossip about her all the live long day- it even came with simulated Mabel's who you could scream abuse at for hours on end and sobbed like a real person.
There were mini-games that involved killing her, torturing her, blowing her up, etc(more popular one's were 'Mabel in the blender', 'burn Mabel with lit cigarettes until she begs for mercy', 'waterboarding Mabel 101').
You could buy merchandise such as Mabel dart-boards, Mabel punching bags, Mabel death-threat stationary and the ever popular 'torture me Mabel doll' (Hey kids! Want to stick it to someone? Want to make people hurt? Then buy the 'Torture-me-Mabel-doll!' This doll will scream in agony in over 25 different languages as you break her heart and her spirit. It's burn proof, water proof, crusher proof, freeze proof! Call in the next five minutes and we'll throw in the thumb screw and iron maiden accessories for free! Don't delay, bring out your inner sadist today!)
It was all very messed up and disturbing... although they had to admit, whoever designed all these sites REALLY went above and beyond! The simulated Mabel's were so life-like... it was like you were screaming and making death threats to a real person! And the dolls were so life-like as well, it was like torturing a REAL person and the graphics for murdering the Mabel in the mini-game were real next level tech as well...
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Slenderman whistled as he set up more hundreds blogs and other websites, naturally the hero's kept shutting them down since technically they were just one big death threat to a minor... but it was pretty obvious they were only doing so and investigating them in a half-hearted manner... clearly they were only doing this out of moral obligation and were getting as sick of Mabel as everyone else...
He made sure his 'cassandarian truth' virus was still good and strong, making sure anyone who read these sites never believed any praise or good things about Mabel and only ever assume the worst of her. This, added to the compulsions to increase the rage people felt toward her of anyone who read this... it was a nice powder keg in the making...
He turned to his 'guests'. "Right, I got a hundred orders for dolls! Who's next to have their soul ripped out and put into a doll? Also, I need more Mabel's for the games! The last batch is already dead!" Thousands of tied up and gagged Mabel's from alternate universes whimpers as he came forward with a scalpel and hose...
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On the flip-side there were just as many Dipper websites that sang praises of him as a hero. There was also blogs, mini-games, videos, fanfiction's, all sorts of fun things... and a LOT of naked picture of Dipper. Those were selling like hot-cakes!
Naturally, a mortified Dipper and his friends (when they'd stopped laughing at the whole thing) immediately reported this and got them taken down... only to find the next day a dozen more sites had popped up to continue selling the pictures (with the old sites having links directed people to the new sites). The police cracked down on the people who are putting up the websites for child porn. They reported and got them taken down again... only for the same thing to happen... they did this several more times before Dipper gave up.
...and found his 'cut'- a check for over a million dollars - in the mail for all the sky-clad pictures of him.
Which was added to his bank account which he had setup after all the loot from the other world was sold and everyone got their cut. The entire score netted them over 19 million and after taxes. With them keeping some of the silver and gold ingots lock away for a rainy day. Splitting it between Himself, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, and Twilight got them all around 3.8 million each. Which Mabel quickly spent with what was left going to her court fees. In fact all she has left as 28.71 in her account.
Choosing to ignore the giggles, Dipper continues. "In any case, my foresight has already saved me. I've lost 3 layers just coming to this seat! I still have 17 layers of-"
"Gah! Got sauce in my eye!" Exclaims a nearby Lee as he blindly reaches out and rips off Dippers suite to wipe it off while still walking off.
"You see? This is exactly why I need backup trunks. I still have sixteen!" he says confidently.
"Ah, bird!" shouts old Man Mcgucket as he walks by and blindly tears off Dippers trunk to throw at the bird.
"Fifteen! Okay, guys, I repeat; I'm not losing my trunks!" he says just a little panicky now.
"Wait, lose the trunks?" Asked Soos as he walked by.
"DON'T!" shouts Dipper.
"Dude, I just tore two away." said Soos pointing to two pairs of trunks sinking below the water and out of reach.
Dipper becomes increasingly worried, and the amused giggling faces of the girls watching this all unfold was NOT helping his mood... he doesn't notice Pacifica fiddling with something on his chair...
"Thirteen! All right!" he decides to sit up to better protect his modesty, "I still have thirteen trunks."
A loud rip reveals number 13 'somehow' (Pacifica quickly gives a conspirator wink to her friends who just smile in return) got tangled up in the chair.
Dipper's eye twitches "Twelve. I have twelve trunks left."
"Wow, these are really flimsily made." Said Twilight as she ripped off yet another trunk to examine it. "Where did you buy this?"
Dipper sighs...
"A 99 cent store... in hindsight that should've been a red flag..." he says in an almost resigned tone.
"Why so glum about flashing your goodies? You got the growth stone back, right? You must be packing down there!" Pacifica smirks as she teased playfully. How she wished she'd been able to get a hold of one for her chest, but the dang SCP already confiscated all them before she could get there. But she still has her growth spurt to look forward to in a couple of years.
Dipper goes very crimson. "Uh... no. Wendy threatened to use a perma-shrink stone on my loins and make them smaller then are if I even THOUGHT of that... I don't want to take that risk..."
Pacifica giggled perversely at the thought of that. It was always hilarious to see one of the manliest and strongest guy's she knew... have a teeny weeny. Annnnd... also... it was nice to know that there was someone she could talk to about 'shortcomings'... and not judge her...
Meanwhile, Wendy was very red in the face of being reminded of that threat she gave. She REALLY didn't want to think of why she had to take a cold shower after threatening that... She knew it was mean to tease his shortcoming... but he was just so dang cute when he was embarrassed!
Twilight, although not being sexually attracted to Dipper... was nevertheless very curious about his abnormally small sex organ for his age. She wanted to see if there was any truth in the urban legend of guys with 'teeny weeny's being unable to make a girl happy'... also, she was just curious about sex in general and Dipper was the only guy she knew she'd be comfortable exploring that with. Also that once he starts his growing years that it might be one of those starts small but grows big once fully matured.
Tambry... just enjoyed CFNM situations and she knew Wendy did too- no matter how much she denied it. She wasn't interested in Dipper herself... but she'd help her friend be with him however she could... or failing that, at least steal his trunks...
While they convinced Dipper to not leave and that 11 trunks would be more then enough to see him through the day... poor Dipper agreed and never noticed the knowing grins they gave each other...
They also never noticed Mabel hiding in a nearby plant, giggling at Dippers predicament and finds the 'tissue-paper flimsy trunks' that she stealthily ripped of five more without anyone noticing... before remembering that if she continued her BROTHER would be naked. Prompting a shudder as she stops and continues to sneak about to find a way to swim without getting noticed...
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Meanwhile...
"There she is, Soos. Equidistant from the snack bar and the bathroom. Just the right amount of sun and shade. And pointed away from where Old Man McGucket lotions himself," Stan said to Soos.
"Whoo-wee!" shouts the old man as he did just that.
"The perfect lawn chair," states Stan as the chair shines in the sunlight.
"The legends that you told me in the car were true." said Soos in awe.
Stan nods. "I just can't believe it wasn't already taken. And now to sit on it, thereby claiming it as my own."
Stan sits down, but a foot rests on his back just as he does.
"What?!" he exclaims seeing Gideon suddenly in the chair, wearing red,white and blue trunks.
"Why, hello Stanford." he said smugly.
"Gideon! Get outta my chair, kid!" Stan yelled and Gideon gives a look of mock surprise.
"Oh my, was this your chair. I had no idea," he suddenly talks in a creepy whisper. "Yes I did, Stan, I knew."
"Move it, you little troll!" Stan growled.
"No need for that sir, we'll move him." Gideon groans at the sound of familiar voices.
"Seriously?" he grumbled irritably.
Stan turns around to two well-dressed gentleman.
"Mr. Gideon has an important meeting that he MUST attend NOW. Don't you Mr. Gideon?" he said that last bit in a borderline threatening way.
Gideon looked at them annoyed. "Come on guys, can't you let me have a little fun."
"Your APPOINTMENT was very strict, Mr. Gideon," snarled one of them, clearly not in a patient mood for this nonsense. "If you want to call our BOSS directly to sort this-
"NO!" screamed Gideon in panic, he quickly regained his composure when he remembered others watching. "I mean, that won't be necessary. I'm never one to be unprofessional."
"Clearly." snarked the other one sarcastically, causing Gideon to bristle in rage... but he still got off the chair and walked away from them...
Stan watched them leave.
"Ooookay...that was weird." he then shrugs, "But I ain't gonna question it!"
He immediately jumps into the chair and relaxes.
Once far enough away from any witnesses, Jutt and Jatt slams Gideon painfully against a car. The hot metal burning his skin, causing him to squeal like a pig.
"Going against the bosses simple order of 'staying away from the Pines' to steal money or their property I could get. Stalking that girl to make her your 'queen'... less understandable and downright creepy, but at least your goal would still technically be getting you something for personal gain...but doing so to deny an old man a CHAIR?" Jutt shakes his head, "I'm seriously tempted to risk the boss's wrath just to end you. No seriously, I'm actually considering weathering the wrath of the 'walking APOCALYPSE' himself just to be ride of you! That's how annoying you are!"
"Yeah, seriously. What are you, five?" asked Jatt in irritated disbelief.
"We won't tell the boss about this, but only because were frankly embarrassed to have ANY part of this whatsoever! This is just sad... so very, very sad..." Jutt said.
Gideon snarls, He would not be spoken this way! HE WAS KING!
"I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, YOU NEANDERTHALS!" he snaps enraged.
Jutt quirks an eyebrow, "Is that a fact?" he asks with a nasty grin that made Gideon realize he just made a huge mistake.
Gideon squeals in terror like a pig again as he finds himself being swung around and around by his trunks-
RIP!
SPLASH!
"Point Jatt." Said Jutt as he gives a bro a fist-bump. They walk away, not giving the naked and waterlogged Gideon a second-thought...
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Elsewhere -
Melody didn't know how it happen but somehow she got transported to another world after being eaten by a invisible shark, created by a group called 'Are We Cool Yet'. Which anything it eats is teleported to the world of the one who ordered the shark to be made, the Techno Baron. Who is a small lizardman who is making fake mermaids by having big fishes eat the bottom halves of kidnapped young women. As he couldn't captured enough real ones for his scheme, even with him kidnapping their queen.
Which he explained everything to her of the reason why she's here. After finding out from the members of 'Are We Cool Yet' about the world she comes from. He ordered the invisible shark from them and had the shark be release into the Gravity Fall lake to get her. Her being the mermaid princess she would know where all the other mermaids are and he'll be able to capture them.
"What are mermaid worth anyways?" Melody ask as she sits in a cage. Which is inside of a factory that is making and canning fake mermaids.
"A bundle as mermaids to some races are tasty," Techno Baron said.
"You eat mermaids?" Melody asked.
"Well also as slaves," Techno Baron admits.
"Wait how did you get to my world?" Melody ask.
"I was trying to make a gateway to be able to just ship the mermaids to market without having to store them in cans for shipment by boat. I accidentally made a gateway to your world and I run into those artist who told me about your world. And well you know the rest," Techno Baron said.
"All this so you can make money right?" Melody ask.
"Yes," Techno Baron said.
"So why not just make money from trading between worlds?" Melody ask.
"What?" Techno Baron ask.
"Trade things that are rare from one world to another. Like magical items that you can just use without having to cast a spell to use it. People on my world will pay alot of money for it and you could then trade stuff from my world to this world that is rare or hard to find in yours. Making you rich without having to kidnap mermaids and getting a target painted on your back," Melody stated causing the Techno Baron to slap his face when he realized how much money he could be making right now.
"Hold it right there Techno Baron!" Shantae the half-genie the half genie said as she broke into the room using her hair to break the lock.
"Local hero?" Melody ask.
"Yes," Techno Baron answers.
"Don't worry girl. I Shantae the half-genie heroine will save you," Shantae said.
"Don't worry about it," Melody said as she kicks the cage open.
"You could have broken out at anytime?" Techno Baron asked shock.
"I don't much about the mermaids of this world but do you have any idea what secondary powers I need to be able to survive under the sea? Even if I do transform from human to mermaid I still need to be able to survive under 500 + atmospheres of pressure. Yet I don't explode when I come up to sea level? The place where I live the pressure is crush a room of this size made of metal into the size of a thimble? And me and my kind can move around like it was air. You being smart would know the physics behind this knows what that makes me," Melody said punching her fist into her palm. (6)
"I'm going to be in great pain," Techno Baron said gulping.
"Right," Melody said as she punches Techno Baron sending him flying across the room.
"Wow you're strong," Shantae said staring at the young girl.
“Hi I’m Melody a mermaid princess,” Melody said.
“I’m Shantae a half-genie,” Shantae greeted back.
“Does this mean you can wish me home?” Melody ask.
“What?” Shantae ask.
“I’m from another world and the Baron here had a invisible shark eat me that acts as a gateway from my world to this one,” Melody explains.
“Sorry I can’t grant wishes but after I save the mermaids and the girls I’ll help you get back home,” Shantae said.
"Ok and I’ll help you in freeing the mermaid queen and the girls in those cans," Melody said.
After putting Techno Baron in one of his cages they race outside where they found the mermaid queen chained to two stone pillars with a device on her forehead with a red jewel on it. The Giga mermaid the queen of the mermaids of this world who is also a giant green mermaid. She's being kept in a lagoon and there are also hundreds of mermaids around her trying to free their queen from the chains holding her.
“Ok we need to free the Queen from that mind controlling device,” Shantae said.
“I’m strong enough to rip it off,” Melody said as she transformed into her mermaid form.
“Hey you get over her and help us free our queen,” one of the mermaids shouted.
“Ok,” Melody said.
“Wait you can understand them?” Shantae ask.
"Yes why?" Melody ask.
"Well mermaids don't talk to anyone," Shantae said.
"Ok, I'll...," Melody was saying but stop at the sound of snapping chains. The smaller mermaids had been attacking the locks that attached the chains to the pillars, finally breaking them.
Once freed the mermaid queen glared at Shantae. She drove into the water sending her smaller mermaid subjects flying. She rose out of the water with the red gem on her forehead glowing as it fired balls of energy from it. Shantae and Melody duck for cover as the energy balls stuck where they were standing.
"We need to get that thing off of her," Melody said having played enough games to know that's the thing controlling the mermaid queen.
“I’ll distract her, you swim up to her and try to get it off of her,” Shantae said before pushing Melody into the water as the mermaid queen tried to smash her with her fish tail.
Once in the water Melody swim towards the head of the giant mermaid queen as she did a underwater hand stand. She was too busy trying to smash Shantae on top to pay attention to Melody. Who to her looks like a strange looking mermaid, thanks to how she’s the only dark hair mermaid she has seen.
The giant mermaid rights herself as she turns to raise herself out of the water, Melody managed to grab onto the giant mermaids hair as she does. Popping out of the water Melody could see Shantae using her hair to whip at the hands of the mermaid queen as she tried to grab her. Shantae began to dance and transforms herself into a harpy that flew around the giant mermaid.
As the giant mermaid swung her arms at the now flying Shantae, Melody got an idea as she grabs the clamp that held the mermaid's top together. If the mermaid queen is anything like her aunts, the moment her top comes off she will be too busy covering herself to attack Shantae. The top of the mermaid queen came off which instead of her covering herself, the mermaid queen instead grab onto her top and began whipping it into the air trying to hit Shantae with it.
Seeing that the mermaid queen didn't care about covering herself up, Melody went with another plan. Melody climb her way to the gem and using her super strength rips the device off of the mermaid queen freeing her from the mind control. The mermaid queen stop attacking and gently grab Melody off of her head and held her in her hand.
“Thank you young one for freeing me,” the mermaid queen said as she looks closer at her. “You’re not a normal mermaid are you.”
“Well I’m not from this world. The one who imprison you open a gateway to my world by accident and kidnap me to lead him to the mermaids of my world,” Melody explains.
“You have my thanks,” the mermaid queen said putting Melody down next to Shantae.
“We still need to free all the mermaids and women who are sealed in those cans,” Melody said pointing to the warehouse where all the can mermaids both real and fake are kept.
"Yes me and my subjects will help," the mermaid queen said.
"And you can tell me about your world. I never met someone from another world before," Shantae said.
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Candy Kingdom -
The Rowdy Ruff Boys were having a great time as they strip swimmers of their swimsuits and replace them with swimsuits that just break off. They already hit the campers at that camp, followed by the resorts and then hitting the public pools around Canterlot. They did had to fly away as one of the robot sisters fired at them, once her scanners managed to get a lock on them even while they're flying at super speed.
"Hey Flame Princess needed her swimsuit," Fin shouted as he tried to hit the flying boys. Behind him Jake is pulling Flame Princess out of the pool after her special swimsuit that protected her from being put out was taken from her.
"So what?" Brick said.
"We just want to have fun," Boomer adds.
"And we're going to beat anyone who gets in our way," Butch said.
"Too bad we're here," Blossom said as she and her sisters faced off with their counterparts.
"Hold it girls!" Marceline said cracking her knuckles. Behind her Bubblegum was covering herself with a towel, like many of the other swimmers. "They're mine."
"Be careful you're going to pop out," Brick laughs along with his brothers. But they stop laughing as Marceline turned invisible.
What happen?" Boomer ask before he was punch in the face.
"Who did that?" Butch shouted before he was kick as well.
"She's invisible," Brick said as he was hit as well.
The boys were put on the defense as Marceline flew around them hitting them without them being able to see her. The Powerpuff girls flew in to help with the beating up of Rowdy Ruff Boys. The boys unlike the last time they fought with the girls couldn't just overpower them, thanks to Marceline coming in and hitting the boys when they were getting the upper hand. And just to have some more payback, Marceline pulled off the swimsuits that was the only thing the boys were wearing. She then turn visible and started laughing and pointing at them, joined by the Powerpuff girls and others on the ground.
"You three are even smaller then Dipper," Marceline laugh at them.
"Stop laughing," Brick shouted as he and his brothers covered themselves as everyone was laughing and pointing at them.
"Take this!" Bubblegum shouted as she blasted the boys with one of her new energy blasters. The blast sent the boys falling to the ground as their powers were shut off.
"What did you do?" Bubbles ask.
"I took away their powers," Bubblegum said.
"How?" Buttercup ask.
"I took one of Mojo's depowering rays and been fine tuning it," Bubblegum explains.
"Why?" Blossom ask staring at Bubblegum.
"She does this all the time. Like how Batman has plans to deal with his fellow heroes," Marceline said.
"So she can't trust anyone and does stuff that if someone else does to her she is outraged but its fine for her," Buttercup said.
"Yup," Fin said.
"Hey," Bubblegum said.
"It's true. You all but destroyed my kingdom because you didn't like anyone but you to have superweapons," Flame Princess said who had eaten some charcoal being used for a grill.
"Tell me about it. PB all but lost her mind learning that she isn't the only one in the world who rules a country and have superweapons, with some like the one we're living in with stockpiles of weapons," Marceline said.
"You're naked you know," PB said glaring at her girlfriend.
"So?" Marceline asked.
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Gravity Falls -
"How did this happen?" Jenny ask as she had to use several sight settings till she was able to see the invisible shark in the local swimming pool. Which was now visible thanks to it being dyed red.
Jenny was chasing after the Rowdy Ruff Boys who were flying faster then she could track. She used her scanners to track them but she picked up something else, a invisible shark which was swimming near the campers of Lakebottom. She scared it off from the campers with her using a megaphone to tell everyone that there's a invisible shark and began using her blaster to blast near the shark. The blast did scare the shark away from the campers but it just teleported away into any body of water large enough for it.
Using her trackers Jenny learned that the shark could like Danny transform into a ghost like form while it was teleporting. Somehow able to slow time for itself while it search for what body of water it would teleport to. Like how in some games the player is able to slow time down so they could use something from the menu command. And she ended up chasing after the shark all over, till it finally stop at the Gravity Falls public pool.
"Who do you think!" Wendy said pointing at a naked Mabel who is covering herself with a towel.
As for the shark people only knew about it thanks to Mabel spilling freshly cooked hotdogs into the water which attached the shark from Gravity Lake. Mabel had knocked the plate of grilled hotdogs into the water when she was running towards the merboy, Mermando and not listening to Thomson about watching the table the the plate of hotdogs on it. She ended up knocking the table over and the hotdogs caused all the swimmers in it to climb out when Mr. Poolcheck shouted that the pool was closed. He was about to lock Mabel into the pool filter jail when the Rowdy Ruff Boys happen.
Then the shark appeared in the pool, it was traveling to Canterlot when it caught the scent of the hotdogs in the water. And like any predator, will never say no to a free meal. Which is all unknown to the swimmers who all just figure that Mabel is the reason there's an invisible shark in the pool now. They only know that the shark was in the pool thanks to it eating the hotdogs. Twilight used a spell to make the shark visible by dying it red.
"My scans shows that it's able to teleport," Jenny said.
"So Mabel caught the attention of a invisible shark that can teleport into any body of water," Pacifica said.
"Ok that's a new one," Twilight said.
"So what's the plan?" Dipper ask.
"The plan is...," Jenny began but her scanner picked up something coming from the shark.
Bursting out of the shark came a giant green mermaid, who literately rip the shark apart from the inside. The giant green mermaid look around confused at where she is. The portal that was inside the shark's mouth that only activated when it's in hunting mode for mermaids, was now floating where the shark use to be. Out of the portal came more mermaids, including Melody and a strange green mermaid.
"Welcome to my world," Melody said as she rose out of the water and blinks as she found herself not in the lake where she was eaten but in a swimming pool. Not to mention it looks like alot of people are missing their swimsuits.
"Hi Melody," Jenny said.
"So what did I miss?" Melody asked.
"You miss the Rowdy Ruff Boys replacing just about everyone's swimsuits with ones that just come off leaving them naked. And the Powerpuff Girls and me stopping them. Then this invisible shark just teleported into the pool after Mabel attracted it thanks to her dumping hotdogs into the pool. Which the giant mermaid killed thanks to the portal she came through was inside of it," Jenny explains.
"Well I help Shantae a half-genie hero in saving the mermaids and fake mermaids created by Techno Baron who was going to sell them for monster chow and slaves. And he got the invisible shark made by that group 'Are We Cool Yet' to catch mermaids of this world after he made a gateway to this world. And after stopping him and freeing the queen who is the giant mermaid from his mind control we freed all the mermaids and women from the cans. And after I told them about my world, the mermaids wanted to come here where they don't have to worry about monsters wanting to eat them and the queen wants to talk to grandfather about forming alliance seeing how there is now a gateway to each of our worlds," Melody explains.
"And why is she here?" Jenny ask pointing to Shantae.
"I'm here because of what happen to the genie realm after the one destroyed magic," Shantae said.
"Turns out the genie realm of one of the worlds that was merged together with the others. Had a connection to her world's genie realm," Melody explains.
"Well sorry to burst your bubble but the one who caused the entire thing to happen is already in jail," Jenny said.
"She is?" Shantae ask.
"Hey what are you doing in there?" Melody said as she spotted a boy in the pool filter.
"In pool jail," the boy said.
"I'll free you," Melody said as she lifts the heavy filter cover off.
"Hold it!" Mr. Poolcheck said reaching down to grab Melody but only ended up tearing off her top off.
"EEEK," Melody shouted covering herself and driving into the water.
"Hold it right there!" officer Public said causing Mr. Poolcheck to stop his on coming rant. "I was called in about you holding a boy against his will inside a pool filter and to top it off you rip the top off of a young minor. You're coming with me."
"Well that handles that," Dipper said watching as Mr. Poolcheck was arrested and his rights were read to him.
"Want to go to the movies?" Wendy ask.
"I'm game," Twilight said.
"Hey wait!" Mabel said as she tried to get Dipper's attention but he just walk away with Wendy and Twilight to change into their normal clothes.
"If you want to go to the movies just catch up with them," Pacifica said.
"I don't have any money," Mabel admitted.
"What about all the money you made selling that stuff from that other world?" Pacifica ask.
"Spent it and the court case got the rest," Mabel said.
"Wait even with the court case how could you spend over 3 million in just a week?" Pacifica ask.
"I found alot of cute stuff," Mabel said.
"A fool and her money are soon parted," Pacifica said walking away.
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Elsewhere -
Meanwhile, 'Mabel' is at the end of a dock. She dramatically puts her fist in the air and shouts 'YES!' Just in time for a certain merboy to jump over her.
CRACK!
Only for his face to get punched mid-air by Slenderman.
"OW!" Mermando said.
"Sorry buddy, I like you. I really do. But that's been something I've been dying to cross off my 'people that need to get punched at certain times' list," Slenderman said as he deactivates Mable hologram.
Mermando groans. "Look, I helped you draw that girl into the pool I participated with... whatever this was. We had a deal. Where's the anti-manatee weapons?!"
Slenderman snaps his fingers, and a large float able crate of weapons. "There, everything you need to defeat the Manatee hoards and NOT become the queen's new lover."
Mermando thanks him and leaves quickly.
Slenderman summons his rumor weed swarm (Veggie-tales), "Right... so I'm thinking we go with 'Mabel got the invisible shark attention by treating it like a pet. Maybe throw in some bits of her stopping her hero brother from slaying her new 'pet', thus further endangering everyone... well? What are you waiting for? Spread the word! Chop! Chop!"
The weeds go back underground and do just that.
Slenderman begins to add more updates his now hundreds of blogs...including hundreds of naked hero pictures much to their annoyance...
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Elsewhere -
A hiker sees an old lady throw herself off a cliff and die near the path, he call an ambulance. Then sees the book clutched in her hands... not knowing why... he rips it from his cold dead hands. He then takes it with him as he travels back home in a plane. And becomes agitated when the he sees he's nearing the end... he clutches his dinner knife anxiously...
Meanwhile, deep in the Sahara Desert. Among several dinosaur fossils... the fossilized remains of an ancient tree that seemed to grow human heads is discovered. First of many odd discoveries that will be found.