Pipsqueak, how the years have gone by. They've watched you grow from an eager young rapscallion into a handsome, strong stallion. All the while they've been moved, touched, and all around attentive... And what they've noticed is that you don't have a girlfriend! And as your guardians, that's something that won't be stood for. Even if they must ravage all of Ponyville, they WILL find a girl just right for their little Pippy.
Editor: TheNoodleGod2012 and Meester
Art done by: Egophiliac
It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.
...But that doesn't mean we can't meddle. If for their best interest, we should step it. Always.