Item# SCP: 4347

Object class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the extreme nature of the subject, the following procedures have been implemented for the safety and sanity of personnel. Further testing of SCP 4347 is suspended indefinitely. SCP 4347-1 must be contained in a [Redacted] humanoid padded cell. Subject must be monitored at all times for instances of SCP 4347-2 or SCP 4347-3. Personnel that wish to interact with SCP 4347-1 must get level 4 security clearances from site director [Redacted], or express permission from an O5 council member. SCP 4347-1's mane must remain puffed up at all times. If the subject color dulls or if her mane deflates, the subject must be seduced by non-lethal force, and taken for mental evaluation by no less than five armed guards. If SCP 4347-2 becomes hostile then the use of lethal force is permitted. If SCP 4347-1 becomes overly stressed or is unable to [Redacted], it is a possibility that preparations for an XK-End-Of-The-World scenario will have to occur.

Description: SCP 4347 is a mammalian, sapient creature that closely resembles Equus ferus caballus (commonly known as a horse) of an undetermined breed and diminutive size. Theory suggests that the subject breed is Haflinger but tests have come back inconclusive. SCP 4347 identifies itself as female, and all tests so far undertaken have concluded that this is likely correct.

The mental stability of SCP 4347 depends on its' mane. If it is puffy, the subject is shown to be cheerful, happy, and full of energy. D-class personnel who interacted with SCP 4347-1 are reported to feel a sense of happiness and euphoria. It has also been reported that SCP 4347-1 keeps various items within its' mane. The subject also appears to have the ability to materialize almost anything out of nothing. The most common item the subject materializes is a blue cannon with a set of three balloons identical to the ones on its flank. The subject continuously calls the item a ‘Party Cannon’. (See Incident 4347-1 for details)

When SCP 4347's mane deflates and becomes straight, the subject undergoes a transformation of some kind. Its' bright pink coat becomes dull. When this happens, SCP 4347-2 will manifest. Within a couple of hours, the subject becomes sad and depressed. After a period of [Data Expunged], SCP 4347-2 may become hostile. (See Incident 4347-2 for details)

If SCP 4347 becomes stressed or when the subject shows the inability to [Redacted] after a period of 72 hours, SCP 4347-3 will manifest. The subject will show the ability to manipulate energy from an unknown source. This ability is also accompanied by unnatural strength, speed, and agility. (See Incident Report 4347-3 for details).

Incident report 4347-1

Doctor W. Steven: Hello, SCP 4347. How are you feeling?

SCP-4347: Hiya, Mr. Doctor! I'm feeling great! What about you? Do you need somepony to cheer you up? Ooh, ooh, or maybe you wanna party?

Doctor W. Steven: A party you say?

SCP-4347: Yeppers! It's kinda my area of expertise, y'know! Here, let me just decorate the place and we'll get started!

At this point, the SCP was seen to pull a string of colorful streamers out of its mane and decorated the ceiling and walls of the room with them.

SCP-4347: There! Do you like it, Mr. Doctor? Do you, Do you, Do you?!?!

Doctor W. Steven: This is truly amazing. How did you make all of this from your mane?

SCP-4347: Ah, ah, ah, a great party pony never shares her secrets, heehee!

Doctor W. Steven: Ah, right. Ok then, I’ll have a couple of personnel join then. If that is alright with you?

SCP-4347: Yeppers! Ooh, I can't wait!

At this point, the SCP was seen to extend its' hooves unnaturally far to the side and materialize what it called a 'Party Cannon', firing it and causing a large amount of colorful, cupcake-scented confetti to fall from the ceiling. 4 d-class personnel had arrived to the container area at the time.

SCP-4347: Ooh, hiya Mr. Orange jumpsuit guys! Are you ready to PARTY?

Doctor W. Steven over the intercom: Yes, they are.

SCP-4347: Okie Dokie Lokie! Everything's ready for you to enjoy, heehee!

At this time, the D-Class were noted to be wearing party hats that had not been there before. Along with this phenomenon, there seemed to be a large bowl of punch, several sweet delicacies, several party games, and what appeared to be a pinata in the shape of a wrapped candy in the containment chamber.

Doctor W. Steven over the intercom: D-class personnel, you are hereby ordered to partake in this party. And report any unusual occurrences.

SCP-4347: Awww, but Mr. Doctor, aren't you gonna join in, too?

Doctor W. Steven over the intercom: Afraid not. My job is to observe the proceedings.

SCP-4347: Well… at least have some cake…

At this moment, a slice disappeared from the cake and reappeared on a plate next to Doctor Steven. It appeared to be a layered cake that had alternate layers of chocolate icing and vanilla icing in between slabs of chocolate cake.

Doctor W. Steven over the intercom: Oh, um, thank you.

SCP-4347: You're welcome!

At this time the party commenced.

Incident Report 4347-2

Doctor W. Steven: Good Afternoon SCP-4347.

SCP-4347: Hiya…

Doctor W. Steven: You seem... less cheerful compared to the last time we met.

SCP-4347: Mr. Doctor… Why don't you like my parties? I've thrown a lot for you… But you never come…

Doctor W. Steven: I’m sorry SCP-4347, I really can’t participate in your parties. It’s against the rules for me.

SCP-4347: B-But… I only ever throw them for you… A-am I not good enough? Is there something I'm missing?

At this moment, SCP-4347's mane appeared to deflate and straighten, the usually bright pink coloring of both mane and fur dulling substantially.

Doctor W. Steven: No, you’re not missing anything, my job is to study you, and to make sure you’re not a threat.

SCP-4347, somewhat bitterly: Is your job all you can think about? You can't even spare five minutes to at least visit my parties?

Doctor W. Steven: I’m a very busy man. And you are not the only one I have to deal with. There are countless others like you whom I have to watch and study

SCP-4347: And you can't even appreciate a reward for your efforts. What am I to you, SOME COMMON ANIMAL?

At this moment, the SCP appeared to become slightly aggressive, slamming its' hooves on the table.

Doctor W. Steven: I suggest you calm down.

SCP-4347: Calm down? CALM DOWN? Hehehehe… I'll calm down if you finally come to my party. I have a special one, just for you…

At this moment, the containment chamber appeared to be flickering, the walls looking like stone for a few moments.

Doctor W. Steven: If I go, will you stop?

SCP-4347: As long as you come to my party, yes…

Doctor W. Steven: This goes against the policy, but alright, I’ll come.

What happened next is an eyewitness account from Doctor Steven, as the observation window became completely opaque and no other witnesses were able to see through it.

Eyewitness Report from Doctor William Steven

From what I noticed, the inside of the containment chamber had seemingly turned to stone. I was lying on what felt like a metal bed, but I could not verify this theory, as I was strapped down. SCP-4347 appeared to be rummaging through a box, the contents of which I could not verify. As SCP-4347 turned around, I could clearly see that it was holding a scalpel of unknown origin or make.

Unsure of what it was planning to do with the scalpel, I asked it what it was doing. It responded with 'Making Cupcakes, silly'. I then proceeded to ask how it was going to make cupcakes without using proper ingredients. In response, it simply smiled, approaching me.

I began to feel an extreme sense of dread as it approached, as the SCP appeared to exude an aura of fear.

Upon closer inspection, I discovered that the SCP was wearing a strange dress with multiple wings and images sewn onto it. Around its neck, I noticed what appeared to be a necklace made of horn-like appendages. In a sheath at its' flank, I could see the hilt of a knife, the markings on it the same as what the subject had called its' 'Cutie Mark'.

It had an expression filled with insanity on its' face, and it appeared to be licking the scalpel intensely. I attempted to reason with the SCP to place the scalpel down, to no avail.

At that time, several security personnel managed to break down the door to the containment chamber and entered. The SCP appeared to smile, pulling the knife out of its sheath and approaching the security personnel, despite repeated warnings.

It proceeded to repeatedly stab one of the personnel multiple times, before licking the blade and turning to the other. The second security personnel immediately shot a tranquilizer at the SCP, causing it to be temporarily dizzy. The personnel then cut me loose and escorted me out.

Incident Report 4347-3

The incident took place 24 hours after Doctor Wiliam Stevens' encounter with SCP 4347-2.

During this time, SCP-4347 was sitting in her containment cell rocking back and forward smiling, while looking at the camera. The door to SCP-4347s' containment chamber opened. Doctor (redacted) entered into the containment chamber. The subject stood on its two hind hooves, and quickly moved to Doctor (redacted) and punched him with enough force to knock his head clear off his body, sending it rolling across the hall to containment cell. The subject just smiled and watched. Upon seeing the Doctor' severed head, two security personnel entered the subjects' containment cell with weapons drawn, yelling at SCP-4347 to lay on the ground. The subject continued to smile. One of the security personnel opened fire, but appeared to miss, despite being at point-blank range. The subject immediately punched the security personnel with enough force to send him through the reinforced concrete wall, where he (data expunged). The second security personnel attempted to radio in for support, but was unable to do so as the subject tackled the security personnel to the ground and (redacted). When SCP-4347 was done, it simply walked off, insinuating a containment breach. The facility then underwent the lockdown procedure.

At this time, the Mobile Task Force were called to subdue SCP-4347.

The subject slowly trotted to site-[data expunged] where the Mobile Task Force which consisted of 10 people awaited. Upon seeing her, the Mobile Task Force opened fire. SCP-4347 seemingly dodged all rounds fired upon it. The subject then placed her front hooves together. A bright pink light between her hooves was seen. The subject then fired the ball of light, destroying the five MTF personnel upon contact.

Subject then proceeded to [Data expunged] the remaining five MTF personnel. When SCP-4347 was done, it proceeded down the stairs towards the containment chamber of SCP (data expunged). At this time SCP 4866-2, who was currently in human form, appeared before SCP-4347. The subject attempted to kick SCP 4822-2 but SCP 4822-2 avoided it. The subject then tried to fire a ball of light at SCP 4866-2, but it deflected the blast to the wall. SCP 4866-2 quickly walked towards the subject and placed its' hand on SCP-4347s' head. A dim light appeared on SCP 4866-2's hand. After a few seconds, SCP-4347 fell to the ground in a state of unconsciousness.

In a few minutes, 20 Mobile Task Force personnel arrived where SCP 4866-2 and SCP-4347 were located.

SCP 4866-2 then stated that the MTF would not be successful in their mission if it had not come along.

At this point, SCP 4866-2s' body produced a flash of light, blinding the Mobile Task Force personnel. When the light disappeared, SCP 4866-2 was gone.

SCP-4347 was then recovered and taken to a new containment cell.

Addendum: After the incident involving Doctor William Steven and several other personnel, Site Director [Redacted] had the following implications effective immediately to avoid another containment breach and the possible release of SCP (Data Expunged).

If SCP 4347-1 ever throws a party, all personnel in the area must be sure to participate in the party.

Approval by Site Director (redacted) to upgrade SCP 4347 from Euclid to Keter was given.

Approval by O5 council member [Data expunged] was also given.

A proposal to allow a heavily supervised SCP-4347 to interact with SCP-4346, SCP-4351, SCP-4352, SCP-4354, and SCP-4356 was suggested.

The proposal was approved by O5 council member [Data Expunged].