Cloppery in the end; otherwise enjoy

-Vespi

“So what is really wrong?” I asked; I was I the only place of solace in the bustling castle; the bathroom.

“Everything” The Russian muttered “Everything must be recoded, I literally have 5 other scientists and 2 security guards in the house right now; AND I am shit tired, I was so tired almost forgot to get Yuri out of the place!”

“Wow really? I’m calling bluff on the scientist part” I said, chuckling

“LEV! Come over here” I now heard a second voice “Yea?”

“Speak into this mic” Ordered the Russian

“Hello?” Lev asked

“Wow, really…” I said; so he was trying.

“Yes; now go get some sleep, enjoy yourself. Also you should know that Yuri and his guys are out of Equestria” He said

“Russian out”

I was alone again

I was walking down the hall when I spotted Tyler talking with Nico “So do you think the snipers escaped?”

“They did” I said; checking behind me to make sure I wasn’t being followed

“Good” Tyler said “So we are stuck here for a year huh? Not as bad as I thought” the 3 of us headed into a small room; there was a bar, sofa, and a nice fireplace.

“How do you think the Russian can do it?” I asked, it was coming on my mind more and more each day as the Russian revealed power after power “I mean us being here in the first place is insane, then there Is the random items, then there is Ayan’s spawning, then the snipers, and the guns. What do you think he means about Project BRONY?”

The 2 gave me a disturbed look “Project BRONY?” They both asked

“Remember? Whatever this entire thing is for; that is the name” I was now pondering on why humanity would need to teleport to a random world filled with ponies?

“Yea, it is weird” Nico said; Tyler at first nodded but turned ghost white. We both looked around, just in time to see a swift shadow sneak away.

“Get him!”

“Break his legs!” Nico hollered

“Relax kids” He began to walk out; I saw a grey hoof and that was all. “Are you sure you will want to know? The story is pretty sad”

“Yea, yea sure I love stories anyways” I said; the mysterious shadow revealed itself. It was a Pale grey Earth mare. She was wearing a prim little pink bow tie. She trotted over to the couch.

“Does the name Alexandra Heinz mean anything to any pony?” She said sitting down

“No, Alexander Heinz does though, remember guys he said if we find him he is dead?” Nico and Tyler gave a nod.

The mare giggled “Stupid Boris, always screwing up names” She returned to her serious demeanor “Don’t tell him I am here though, he is probably still pretty pissed. “

We heard a cackle and the mare practically jumped out of her seat

“Alexandra! How’s it been?” The Russian said with a second cackle

“Good, I see you told these kids I was a guy, huh you freaky bastard?” She said kidding

“What aren’t you a transvestite?” He said, and 2 shared a laugh.

“Okay let’s not derail the subject so what happened?” I asked

“Well here is the scoop” Began the mare “Me and Boris over here were members of the old communist KGB. Sadly like all KGB members we did a little side work… we immersed ourselves in a organized crime section called the Inner Circle. The Inner Circle wasn’t your normal punk clan. We had lobbyists on Capitol Hill, hidden cameras in the Kremlin, and agents in the SAS. We were a massive mercenary group, nicely armed with bullet proof vests, machine guns, helicopters, and im pretty sure Makarov was hiding a tank somewhere, right Boris?”

“Yup”

“So anyways Makarov, our leader, wanted more money to fund a second project. What is better than resources when it comes to money? Nothing. One day Makarov gave us the insane idea of a dimensional theory he pulled out of his ass. No pony- I mean nobody believed him but millions of dollars latter here we are.”

She motioned with her hand around the room.

“I was sent in first, I was originally a tiny little filly, but now I’ve grown to, about your age I believe, 18 right?” The Russian nodded

“So you see when you went through the teleporter you came here; on the other side of the universe. I guess you don’t need a warning about saying any human stuff?”  We all nodded

“Good, now you know the entire background” She was about to get up when Nico stopped her

“Hang on; if the government can’t do this stuff how can you? Nico asked, motioning for her to stay seated,

“Well alien technology” She said brushing her hoof against the carpet “They were pretty pissed”

“Are they going to attack or something?” I asked, she giggled

“No, for a good time I bet they will just make shiny lights in the sky and then delete them before people can get their cameras out; just to make them feel stupid.” She said … wow…

We all said goodbye, Augustus and Octavia (As her pony name is) agreed to have 1 last drink, me and Tyler went in opposite directions; he went to go to the bathroom; I headed to my room. The surprising story had given me some sort of jitteriness, like there was electricity in the air. When I was about a hallway away from my room Rarity appeared from a closed door.

“Hey Vespi, how is it going?” She asked

“Pretty good, just heading off to bed” I said

“Where is your bedroom again?” She asked smiling

I pointed to it

“O but that is soooo far away! If you like you can stay in my room for the night; everypony after all needs there beauty sleep.”

Was she coming on to me?

“Sure, I am pretty tired” Now I was lying, I was electrified before, now I was just jolted with excitement.

Rarity’s room was just like every ponies else’s room, it had a bed with a nice distinct red covering, a table, refrigerator, several nice landscape paintings, a clock, and a bathroom.

When I entered Rarity jumped on the bed giggling; I mimicked her doing a cannonball onto the soft bed. For a moment we just laid their laughing before Rarity cuddled up beside me.

“So want to finish where we started?” I asked, nuzzling her

“Sure, I believe it was… your turn?” She said, waiting for me to get under the covers, at the same time slowly (Just how I like it) putting her head under the covers.

When I finally got under the covers Rarity didn’t wait a second, she sniffed right by my member and gave it a jolly lick. I had to grip the pillow to stay silent; that wasn’t enough when she finally put her lips over the top and slowly (How I like it…remember?) over its entirety. She finally began moving her head back and forth; pleasuring me immediately… sadly luck was a bitch.

Maybe 15-20 seconds later there was a knock on the door.

“Hey Rarity, y’all in there? Pinkie Pie ate my darn toothpaste; can I borrow some of yawls?”

Rarity didn’t even stop; talk about a sticky situation.

I tried to wait Applejack out, staying as silent as possible; even as Rarity was giving me head.

“Sugarcube I can hear y’all breathing am I going to have to break this here door down? “

Crap; this would be an awkward situation as it is; it would be even more awkward if Applejack had to knock the door down; for everypony to see! I had a plan…

“Hey Applejack is that you? It’s Vespi” Rarity finally stopped sucking on my member (Right before I was going to cum too) she finally moved her head from out of the opaque covers and gave me a look.

“Vespi, what are y’all doing in Rarity’s room?!” Applejack questioned

“Pinkie Pie ate my toothpaste too” I said “The door is blocked or something… I think it has to do with the lock… we can’t open the door.”

“Well that is easy I’ll just kick the door down”

Crap!

“I don’t think that could work; I’m trying to fix it; just go get toothpaste from some other pony”

I gave Rarity a wink and for a split second she put her head under the covers again

“Okay, I’ll go find the princess and ask her to help out”

Double crap

“Umm Applejack” Rarity spoke up “That is fine just go get some other ponies toothpaste, okay?” out of the blue I gave her a lick on the cheek; she gave out a giggle before her hoof could get over her mouth.

“Hang on, are you 2 foaling around?” Applejack said

“Calm down Applejack, just go back to bed before some pony hears you” I said

“Vespi everypony can hear you” Jesus that was Dan! But Dan was already asleep; o wait CRAP!.

“Yea seriously you 2 just do it; so we can all get some sleep” Twilight said

“Seriously guys? Thanks for fucking up the moment.” I said; well this was awkward.

“Seriously just do it; am I right Nico?” Tyler said; Nico didn’t answer

“Nico; am I right?”

Silence

“Nico”

Silence

“Where is Nico?”

***

“Really, you don’t say” Octavia said, giggling over a second bottle of Whiskey

“Yup; me and my friends have always had crazy adventures, I remember when we-“

The stories went on for another hour; each one telling stories of childhood, memorable moments and they even got a little philosophical.

“If you ask me; the meaning of life is to do what you want to do” Nico said, swirling around the dregs of his whiskey.

“If you ask me it is what you have to do” Octavia replied “I agreed to this entire thing because of that canon”

“True; wait before you said you have been here for a while, right?”

She nodded “6 years; know why I’m here now?”

“Why?” Nico asked, she whispered in his ear “I loved it here, it was home, I sabotaged the return protocol when he brought me back; he’s not going to fix it for a while.”

Nico gulped

The meaning of life- do what you want

***

I was in heaven; I was with the mare I loved and just got blown; we were now just gently cuddling and kissing.

“Vespi can I tell you the truth?” Rarity asked, laying right next to me

“Sure”

“Vespi I love you; you’re the greatest thing that had ever happened to me.” She said now laying on top of me

“This is how I expected it to be” She smirked

“Same” I said, I reached up to kiss her, but she came down to meet me half way.

“I love you Rarity” breaking the kiss for only a second

“I love you to, now love me” She said laughing

I kicked her softly in the butt; just enough for her to fall right on me (And my member). Her falling on my member caused me to enter her like a bullet. She stifled a moan by starting a deep, passionate kiss. All the while I was moving my hips, constantly entering her; all the way, all the time. It went on like that for a couple minutes; before long I could feel myself coming close, this was pretty surprising my entire body just felt like I got hit by a baseball; but instead of pain I just felt pleasure and love. Eventually I heard Rarity’s moaning intensify and heard her whisper “O my god here it comes” just like that I entered her as deep as possible. Rarity gave out a muffled squeal and we miraculously cumed at the same time; melting into the bed.

“That was amazing” Rarity said; lying next to me; both of us staring absentmindedly at the ceiling “Just how I imagined it”

“That was pretty awesome” I said; I wasn’t sure if any pony could hear me; frankly I didn’t care.

“Got a couple more rounds?” I asked

“Dam right”

***

Nico was somewhat disgruntled; he left, not having the nerve to offer her to have a drink in his room, by the end she was drunk enough.

He walked down the hallway towards his room when he could hear giggling and a muffled moan every now and then. Nico couldn’t help but smirk it sadness and happiness. Every pony had some pony but him.

He took one last sip of whiskey before dropping his glass onto the floor and heading into his room; he had a weird guilty feeling sadly;

He knew the complete truth

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