Heading back to the imperial court, and Princess Celestia was surprisingly dull. We saw Major Faggot again; but other than that it was boring; besides us seeing “Prince” Blueblood in his cast, he took an arrow to the knee.

It was surprising how the guards already knew about us; I mean wasn’t there such thing as media? If the princess sent out 13 random ponies to go save Equestria wouldn’t anyone, besides ponies directly involved, care? I guess not.

“Good to see you ponies are alright” Princess Celestia said “Do you have the stones?”

“Yes, we have 4 stones; apparently Doctor Whooves had been hiding one from us.” I said, taking the 3 stones out, putting them in a box with the first stone we had found.

“Okay, I will begin to activate the stones” Princess Celestia said; a bright blue aura of magic came out of her horn and shot into the 4 stones; making them a whole stone. The outlines were still white at first; but when the aura hit them the entire border became blood red.

“Sexybanana69” The princess murmured

“Wait what?” Tyler asked in surprise

“The stone can only be fully activated, bringing Nightmare Moon into our universe, by sing a secret code password.

“And it is sexybanana69?” I asked

“It used to be just sexybanana” The princess said embarrassed “But now you have to add numbers to it.

“Fucking annoying” Mike added

“Okay you 13 if you want to you to leave” The princess ordered “It would be unethical for me to have you around in the middle of the greatest battle of all time”

“Can we watch?” I asked; I saw Pinkie Pie eyeing the exit, probably wanting to get popcorn.

“I see no reason why not” She said; we all hid in the nearby corner, it was a tiny alcove to be exact, giving us protection but a nice view for the battle.

“Ready sis?” Celestia said; looking towards her sister

“Let’s get her” Luna said

The floor vibrates, the popcorn (Pinkie Pie found some in the lapse of time) vibrated, it seemed as though the entire room was rocking up and down. Like that the stone exploded into four pieces again, this time unearthing a demon. She had pitch black coloring, and a deep purple mane like Luna’s; it looked a lot like Luna, the part of Luna that was corrupted

“I see you want a mercy killing done?” She asked in a snide voice.

“We are here to end this!” Princess Celestia said

“Interesting” Nightmare moon said, casually flapping her wings “You were always such a goodie-two shoes virgin. Always doing the good stuff anyways-”

“O hell no” The princess said aiming her horn “Bitch I am dragging you to hell!”

“Celly calm down” Luna said, trying to calm her sister down

Too late, Celly and Nightmare moon collided; smashing horns, heads, and bodies. The princess got the upper hand at first but instantly Nightmare moon levitated Celly into the wall, causing debris to fall on her. Luna came in to protect her sister, tossing a jagged sharp marble rock straight towards Nightmare Moon, smashing right into her cranium. She fell back into the opposite wall dazed.

“Wait, wait a second” Celestia said, getting out of the rubble “Just realized we are all immortal”

There was an awkward silence for a moment

“O yea… forgot about that…” Nightmare Moon said embarrassed

“So how do we settle this?” Luna said

“Ice-skating!”

“Dancing!”

“Checkers!”

“360 no-scopes!”

“Guys you sound seriously retarded right now” Nico said “I know what we can do to settle this” He exited the alcove, and looked back at Ayan “Ayan you spawn right?”

15 minutes later *** 15 minutes later

“Okay we are going to play a simple game; it is called toss the Ayan” Nico announced; we were all there on the palaces roof; we had Ayan in a juggernaut suit and markers going to 10000 feet in 1 general direction.

“The goal of this game is to toss this retard” He pointed towards Ayan “As far as possible without using magic.”  He waited a second “Any questions?”

Pinkie Pie raised her hand “When do I go?”

“Sweetie you don’t go” Rarity said “This is just for these 3 alicorns”

“O okidoki” Pinkie Pie said with her traditional smile

Princess Celestia went first; she snatched Ayan up my the neck and chucked him like a baseball; he went soaring into the horizon; after a brief couple of seconds we all heard a loud explosion; using binoculars we saw a crater in the once proud maze.

“That is… 6078 feet!” Nico announced

There was a ton of clapping from us audience.

“Hey Nico” I asked “How are we going to go get him now.”

As Tyler began to explain a possible method we all put our hoofs to our noses; even the mares did; when Tyler finished he was the last one; everyone shared a nice laugh, except Tyler of course.

“Comon guys seriously?” He begged “Your making an Earth Pony go get him?” It was the game; although it took 2 hours he was back. Luna was up next; she just kicked Ayan like a soccer ball; he went soaring even farther.

“7702 feet” Nico announced

“Not half bad Lulu” Celly teased; again we made Tyler go get Ayan; somehow Ayan was still alive; giving us a thumbs up from inside his suit. Nightmare Moon was the last contestant.

She tried to throw Ayan like Celly; sadly her grip was terrible and he slid out of her hand.

“67 feet” Nico announced; Celly and Luna had won by a long shot. We all began cheering Nightmare Moon just grimaced for the moment, before smiling and laughing.

“Silly fools! Remember I’m immortal! What was the point of doing that anyways?” She said haughtily laughing in our faces.

“All I wanted to see was how far you guys could throw Ayan” Nico said now looking sad and morose.

“Guys” Ayan said; Celestia must of teleported him “Waka, flaka, chewbaca”

“What does that mean? Is that some kind of stupid joke?” I saw a lone red dot sight appear and slowly move its way to Nightmare Moon “Of all the dumb and random things” it was getting closer “And one more thing” It was right on her forehead, Luna and Celestia saw it, but didn’t know what to make of it.

“Hey Nightmare Moon” I said giggling “You got something on your face”

Before she could move her hoof a fiery piece of lead came and shot Nightmare Moon in between the eyes; she stumbled and edged aloofly towards the balcony. Luna and Nico rammed into her knocking her off completely. She fell down; impaling her right hoof heel on a long and conical razor sharp pole.

“My Nightmares heel, my weakness” She murmured

Her Achilles heel was her heel; I would of never guessed.

“Well I believe she is done for” The princess said with a smirk “I thank you 13 for your unflinching support; bless you all.”

“So now what?” I asked

Celly smiled “Well I heard Pinkie Pie would like to have a party; and this castle has a party hall…”

“Fine 3 days from now at 6 P.M. sharp” Dan said yawning; it was midnight and everyone was dead tired.

“Okay you all can go sleep in the castle for the night. Luna and I will lead you to the rooms.”

We began heading downstairs when I was tapped on the shoulder by Conor “The Russian told me he needs at leastly a year to make the new protocol”

“But what about the snipers?”

“They can leave; they’re human”

“I see” I had to admit this place was becoming a home away from home “Okay then; thank you C”

“No problem”

I gulped, 1 year?

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