The next morning

Simba was sleeping peacefully until he woke up to the bright light coming from the sun "Damn, Tia, did you have to raise the sun this early?" he said as he got up from the bed, Celestia giggled and said "Well, it's that time, sweetie, I want to get the day going." then Simba grumbled and rubbed his eyes "Okay, but it four in the morning so you raised the sun too early and I highly doubt that the royal guard dumbasses are awake." he said, then Celestia got an idea " I got an idea, how about you train my guards." she said as Simba's eyes widened "What?" he said as he stood there, he and Celestia were still naked from their lovemaking yesterday "Yup, train my guards, I know how much of a specialist you were at the military so I trust you can train them." she said, she knew of Simba's military experience ever since he served the US navy SEALS, Simba then looked at Celestia "let me guess, bitch boy isn't training them the way you expected." he said as he grabbed his coffee cup that Celestia gave him with his tail "No, he isn't and he once ignore a possible threat just so he can have a wedding." she said as Simba scoffed (note that this is an alternative version of MLP so Celestia was taking a national threat very seriously)
"Well, guess what? They're no special wedding days or any other "special" days in my chain of command now or ever and if bitch boy has a problem with it, well, he can get buttfucked by a juggernaut, and this represents of me kicking his ass." Simba said as he passed the cup from his tail to his right paw and drank his coffee, Celestia was laughing at what he said "You're really gonna make his life a living hell, aren't you?" she said as Simba nodded and nuzzled her "With that out of the way, I think we need to take a shower." Celestia said as Simba nodded as he finished his coffee.

In the shower

Simba was now making love with Celestia in the shower as he pinned her to the wall, grabbed her huge round ass and started thrusting into her, she started to moan in pleasure as her lover kept humping her ass "You really love this, don't you, Tia?" Simba said as he moved his paws to Celestia's belly and started to hug her while pounding her ass "Yes, I do, Simba, and I love you!" she screamed in pleasure as she and Simba were about to reach their climax "I'm gonna cum!" Simba said as he continued pounding her "So am I, sweetie, please don't pull out!" Celestia said as she and Simba climaxed "You made a mess in my butt." Celestia said as she was hugged by her lover "I regret nothing." Simba said as he grins and smacks her butt, he then pulled out of her butt and started to use the shower to clean both her and himself up while they started making out with each other, when they got clean they grabbed their towels, exited the bathroom, and got dressed, Celestia was wearing a light blue dress while Simba was wearing the new clothes that Rarity made for him but left his duster coat.

Two minutes later

Both Simba and Celestia walking out of her bedchambers and went to the kitchen to make breakfast "So, whatcha gonna make?" Simba said as he tried to find the meat products "One of my special pancakes." Celestia said as she grabbed the ingredients "You know, ever since yesterday I never thought you'd learn how to cook." Simba said as he found some sausages and put them on the skillet "Well, I'm the only royal sister that can cook, my sister on the other hand cooks terribly." Celestia said as she started mixing the batter, Simba scoffed at this "Ha, you think Luna's the worst cook, my friend, Timon, almost burned down the whole entire goddamn kitchen." he said as they laughed while they were cooking the pancakes and sausages until the doors of the kitchen open and came in Luna, Cadence, Discord, Twilight, and Shining Armor, Simba didn't like the fact that the Sparkle siblings were there so he turned his attention to the three "Hey, you three, how are your guys days going." Simba said as he continued on cooking the sausages "Oh, it's going good, I managed to spray chocolate rain all over those pesky nobles." Discord said as he petted a house cat, Simba said "Please tell me you got those motherfuckers on tape." then Discord show them the tape and both Simba and Celestia were laughing at what happened to the snobs, Shining Armor was not amused at what happened and said "Well I don't think that's funny, anyway, what's for breakfast?" then Simba looked at the idiot unicorn "Well, we're having one of Tia's special pancakes, sausages, and my cup of "my foot so far up your ass that I'll be wearing you like a fucking slipper", that what were having, dipshit." Simba said as he grabbed an egg from the counter top and crack it on another skillet, Celestia, Luna, and Discord were laughing at the vulgar roasting that Simba said to Shining Armor "What are you gonna do about it, shrimp?" Simba asked, it was no joke that Simba was bigger than Shining Armor, in fact, Simba was the same height as Celestia, then Shining Armor answered " I'm gonna put you in the dungeons for insulting the captain of the royal guard." then Celestia said "Actually, Simba's the new captain of the guard." everyone went wide eyed "WHAT!?" everyone said as Simba crossed his muscular arms and was giving out his trademark smirk "Yes, Simba's the new captain of the guard, we've talked about it last night after we made--" Celestia tried to say but was interrupted when Simba's left paw closed her muzzle, Celestia looked at her lover who was shaking his head "To put it bluntly, we've talked about it while I was recovering from the fight." Simba said half truthfully, Cadence was suspicious at what Simba and Celestia did last night but Simba's glare was preventing her from going further, if they found out that he had sex with Celestia, they would get pissed and he didn't want to kill anyone out of self defense liked he did last time ( recap from chapter 1) Cadence realized that she forgot why she brought Twilight "I believe that Twilight has something to say to you, Simba." Cadence said as she glared at Twilight then Simba tried to say "If it's more insults on my family then she can shove--" "I'm sorry!" until he was interrupted by something he never thought Twilight would say

"What?" he studded and Twilight came full with the apology "I'm sorry that I called you all those mean things, I'm sorry that I attacked you on our first encounter, and I'm sorry I insulted you parents, I swear to Celestia I'm sorry!" she cried, Simba was shocked at the apology that Twilight gave to him "That takes guts to pull out an apology, so I'm accepting it but you have to work for my forgiveness, deal?" Simba said as Twilight nodded and said "Deal."

then Shining Armor said "Well, now that's outta way, I'm gonna check on the guards." Shining Armor tried to leave but Simba stoped him "Hold it, give me the badge." Simba said as he stuck out his right paw but Shining Armor refused "No way, I'm not gonna--oof!" Shining Armor tried to say as he was tackled by Simba, knocking the wind out of the unicorn as he was restrained and searched by the blacklight infected lion, Simba managed to find the badge in Shining Armor's pocket and got off of him, Simba then inspected the badge in his right paw "Thanks, bitch boy." Simba said as gasps from Twilight and Cadence's mouths, "What did you call me?" Shining Armor said as he got up "That's your new nickname, bitch boy, or better yet, how about I give all of you guys nicknames." Simba said as he pointed to Twilight "Pencil neck." he said as Twilight puffed her cheeks, then he pointed at Cadence "Candy." then Discord "god tier Looney tune." Simba said as Discord pumped a fist, then he pointed at Luna "moonbeams." he said as Luna blushes, then he pointed his thumb at Celestia "Sunshine." he said as Celestia giggled "Now where's the the training camp?" Simba said as Celestia turned off the stove and grabbed his right paw "Follow me." she said as Luna, Cadence and Discord followed.

In the training camp

Simba and the others managed to reach the training camp and he notice that Cadence was looking at him funny "What is it that you want to know, Cadence?" he said as he inspected the camp "Is it true that you had sex with Celestia?" Cadence asked, Simba pinched the bridge of his muzzle "Yes, it's true, I had sex with her." he said as Discord was sticking out his eagle claw waiting for bits "Why didn't you tell Twilight and Shining Armor about it?" Cadence asked while Simba was checking out the equipment "Because I don't want to start another fight with pencil neck and bitch boy." he said as he grabbed Celestia and started kissing her while Discord and Luna were taking pictures.

Author's Notes:

Note: in the military if you ever act like Shining Armor, you'll get your ass kicked.

and I'm trying to get these chapters out as fast as I could, creative writing takes time, you know.