Simba was walking next to the shoreline with Celestia as he looked at the ocean "Simba, what was it like to be a navy SEAL?" Celestia asked "It felt like I was trading one hell for another but I was in great shape to keep up with the hardest missions I took, hell, when I completed all of the obstacles at "hellweek" I became part of the famous SEAL team 6, I became one of the few that passed all of the tests." Simba answered, then Twilight, Cadence, and Flurry Heart managed to catch up with the couple "There you are, you two, what are you talking about?" Cadence asked "We're talking about Simba's experience as a navy SEAL." Celestia answered "I got a few blank scrolls, would you like to tell us about it?" Twilight asked "Sure, I was a student at class 234 and I was a part of a training course called Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL training or BUD/S for short, it has a failure rate of 70% but I wasn't one of those failures." Simba explained "Was the training as brutal as you said?" Cadence asked "Yup, it was hell but I managed to ace it because of my physically, I was bred for combat." Simba answered.

Twilight was taking notes as Cadence was curious about Simba "What was the fun part of your training?" Twilight asked "I think one of the best part of my training was the boat surf passage, I had so much fun on that exercise despite it being so hard, but surf passage is not simply an exercise for the students to get pounded on by the waves, it reinforces a bigger lesson, the main lesson of first phase called the gut check, individuals can't survive in war time, class 234 must develop a trust in teamwork, no matter how high the surf is and no matter how cold and wet you get, trust in one another is the essential SEAL trait for survival." Simba said as Twilight took notes "Have you ever gotten injured before?" Celestia asked "Tia, nobody's immune to pain but getting seriously injured is one thing that everyone is afraid of, and as for my injuries, I still got a large scaring on my left leg and on my back from a training exercise I took." Simba said as he showed his scars while holding Uru in his right arm.

Twilight and Cadence were shocked at the injuries that Simba used to had "And the other fun part was the weapons training and I got multiple bullseyes on my targets, when I was a kid, my dad took me and Nala out on a hunting trip so we can put meat on the table, I killed my first antelope at the age of eight and ever since then, I became one of the best marksmen in the SEALs." Simba said as he kissed Uru "What was the crazy thing you did at training?" Twilight asked "One of the crazy things I did with my squad was lifting and carrying a 150 pound phone pole log and it was exhausting, the goal of this exercise is another part of teamwork, another crazy thing I did was doing an obstacle course after lifting the log and yes it was like the same obstacle course from Canterlot and another thing I did was swimming in 80 degree water and doing laps at the pool, it may sound like great exercise but it's a lot harder than it looks, I mean, some students nearly drowned but thank God that the instructors were there to get them out." Simba said as he petted Uru.

Twilight, Celestia, and Cadence were shocked at what Simba said, drowning was a serious thing in Equestria "But if there's one thing I learned as a navy SEAL, it pays to be a winner." Simba said as he nuzzled Celestia "You know how to be a real stallion, huh, Simba?" Cadence said as she hugged Flurry Heart "In the navy SEALs, they separate the men from the boys, the training may be brutal but you can learn something from it." Simba said as he kissed Celestia on the cheek "Have you ever attacked your superiors before just like you did with Shining Armor?" Twilight asked "No, Twilight, I never done that for obvious reasons, when I was a rookie, I never talk back to my superiors, let alone get into a fight with him." Simba answered "Have you ever became a superior officer yourself?" Cadence asked "As a matter of fact I did, I managed to achieve the rank of captain and I even lead my own squad." Simba answered "You were a captain?" Twilight asked "Yup, but unlike your idiot brother, I didn't get the rank on the silver platter, I earned it with blood, sweat, and tears." Simba answered.

"So that's why Celestia chose you as captain of the royal guard." Twilight said as she took the notes "And not to mention the fact that he's a sexy lion." Celestia said as she kissed him on the lips "What was "hellweek" like, is it as brutal as you said it was?" Twilight asked "Twilight, they don't call it "hellweek" for nothing, and yes, it was that brutal and it was merciless, one of the things I learned from it is that individuals don't survive, only teams do." Simba said as Celestia nuzzled him "As a captain, I learned numerous morals, you treat your men like sons and they'll trust and follow you, holding to all of those morals makes me a great captain." Simba said as he stopped walking "Speaking about being captain, who's watching the guards?" Simba asked "A fellow guard pony named Drill instructor Fizzlepop Barrytwist." Celestia answered "I feel like we've been away for awhile, let's get our stuff and the others and head back home." Simba said as he and the girls went back to get their stuff and head back home.

Canterlot castle, 50 minutes later

Simba and the rest of the family including a bruised up Shining Armor headed for the training camp, when Simba came in, everyone stopped at what they're doing and lined up, the rest of the family joined up with the rest of the main 6 at the benches "Alright, ladies, who's in charge of your exercises while I was gone?" Simba asked "I am, sir!" a female voice shouted, Simba turned to the source of the voice and saw a maroon dark pink manned unicorn mare with a broken horn and wearing a guard uniform "Are you Drill instructor Barrytwist?" Simba asked "Yes, sir!" the mare now known as Fizzlepop Barrytwist answered "Well, if there's one thing I do like to see in my platoon is a mare shining a lot brighter than the so-called stallions who think they are better than everyone, take five, I'll take care of my platoon." Simba said as he smirked "Yes, sir!" Fizzlepop said as she walked to the benches "Get your ass over here, bitch boy!" Simba shouted "No." Shining Armor said, acting like a spoiled brat "If you don't fall in with the rest of the platoon and unfuck yourself, I'll come over here, bend you over, and fuck you in the ass so hard that I'll break your fucking pelvis!!" Simba shouted, causing Shining Armor to run towards the platoon "Let that be a lesson that if you disobey an order, your pelvis will be broken, now for this exercise, I'll have you do some pull ups on these bars and then you'll do the obstacles, now get your asses over to the bars!" Simba shouted as the platoon lined up to the pull up bars "I can't believe that Dad's now leading his own platoon of royal guards, did you left him in charge, Tia?" Kion asked "Yes, sweetie, I did and he's doing a real great job." Celestia answered "You ever had the similar exercise, darling?" Rarity asked "I used to be an eagle scout and I used to go to JROTC back at school." Kion answered "How does it feel to have Princess Celestia as your stepmommy?" Pinkie asked "Having Tia as my stepmother is fun to be honest." Kion answered, then black crystals started appearing out of nowhere "Oh, no, he's back!" Twilight said frantically, then everyone heard an evil laugh "Come on, girls, let's find him!" Twilight said as the main 6 went to the throne room "Grandpa, Tia, I need a sample of your powers." Kiara said, wanting to get into the fight "Are you sure you want to fight, sweetie?" Celestia asked "Trust me." Kiara answered.

Throne room

Twilight and her friends were engaging a dark unicorn wearing a red cape and silver armor named King Sombra but they were losing to the dark unicorn "Aww, poor Princess Twilight, you think you could get rid of me that easily?" Sombra taunted as he launched a massive magic beam at Twilight but something blocked the attack, Twilight looked up and saw Kiara with golden wings standing in front of her, Sombra laughed at the sight "It's cute that you think you can defeat me." the dark unicorn taunted "Let's see how cute I am when I strangle you with your own fucking intestines!!" Kiara shouted as she grabbed the dark unicorn with her telekinesis and threw him out of the throne room, Twilight and her friends recovered and went outside.

Outside of Canterlot

Kiara used her leader hunter claws to impale the dark unicorn but Sombra used his crystals to trap the young lioness in "It seems that you're trapped, don't bother trying to get out because there's no way--" Sombra tried to say but was interrupted by Kiara using her hammerfists to destroy the crystals, she launched into the air and did a hammerfists dive, the impact caused the dark unicorn to fly off the ground as Kiara did a double kick to Sombra, her hind paws connecting to the face of the dark unicorn, then Kiara dismissed her hammerfists, grabbed the dark unicorn by the leg, and slammed him to ground, Sombra got desperate and used his gaze to slow the young lioness down but this only pissed Kiara off as she charged in with her leader hunter claws, Sombra then turned into his shadow form and laughed in a taunting manner "YOU FUCKING COWARD!!!!" Kiara roared as she launched a blinding light attack to cancel the dark unicorn's shadow form "That's impossible, nopony can cancel my shadow form!" Sombra whined "Well, guess what, asshole, I'm not a pony!" Kiara growled as she rushed in with her leader hunter claws, the dark unicorn tried to use magic beams to hit the young lioness but Kiara blocked them with her wings and when she got to a close distance, she started swinging her claws at Sombra to cut him down, the dark unicorn got desperate as he summoned a bunch of dark crystals to slow the young lioness down, then another magic beam came in and destroyed the dark crystals, Kiara looked up and saw Kion sprouting dark wings "Need a paw, sis?" Kion said as he landed next to his sister "Impossible, your magic can't beat mine!" Sombra whined "Keep crying, baby!" Kion taunted, quoting the heavy from TF2 as Kiara rushed in and amputated the dark unicorn's horn off "Go jump on a dildo, you emo fuck!" Kiara shouted as she impaled Sombra with her claws, lifted him over her head, and ripped him in two, consuming the dark unicorn in the process, Kiara clutched her head as the dark unicorn's memories flow right through her head, then the rest of the group managed to catch up and saw the aftermath of the fight "Sweet Equestria, did you do all of this, darling?" Rarity asked "Yup, just ripped him a new asshole." Kiara answered "My god, how many enemies are we gonna kill if we keep it up like this?" Celestia asked "A lot to the point that nobody would fuck with us, Tia, like I said, the magic of friendship can do only so much, the one way to eliminate a threat is to kill it." Simba answered "You okay, honey?" Simba asked "I'm fine, Daddy, I just got a headache from those disgusting memories." Kiara answered "Let's head back, we got a lot to do." Kion said as the group headed back to Canterlot.

Author's Notes:

Who would've thought that Kiara was a badass.