Back in Manehattan

Celestia, Spike, and Kion went back into the city thanks to Celestia's teleportation spell but this time she warned Kion about it, they were looking for the rest of the family until in one of the fabulous toy stores, they bumped into both Simba and Sarabi shopping in the store "Hey, you three, how did the sky diving go?" Simba asked "It went great, sweetie, oh the feeling of excitement going through you, I can't wait to go to the beach so we can explore the wonders of the ocean." Celestia said then the dragon butted in "So why are you guys in a toy store of all places?" Spike asked "We're looking for sand castle making equipment for Kiara as she loves making sand castles and as for Simba, he's looking for those little fans that squirt water like a water gun since it's a bit hot." Sarabi said, her accent sounding exotic as ever "Yeah, Tia, can you turn down the sun? It really is hot." Simba said as looked for the fans "Simba, it's summer, you know I have a schedule to keep." Celestia said in an annoyed tone "Fuck." Simba whispered but Celestia caught it "Simba, watch your language, they're kids here." she warned her lover "Speaking about the kids, have you noticed that the ponies here are giving out hateful looks at us?" Sarabi asked "who would've thought that a species that embraces love and harmony could be a bunch of racist hypocrites." Simba said in anger, wishing that Blackwatch would come in and turned this city into a battlefield "I wish I could help you but they're so much I can do." Celestia said feeling guilty about the behavior of the ponies "Once we get back, my husband and I will teach you how to be more strict." Sarabi said with confidence in her tone, Simba then found the sand castle making equipment and the fans and took them "I got what we need, let's go." Simba said as he and the rest went to the cash register to pay for the stuff.

The yellow purple manned mare in the cash register was surprised at what she saw "Princess Celestia, what are you doing here?" the mare asked "Oh, I'm just spending time with my family." Celestia said as she hugged Simba "Oh, okay, now, let's get your stuff checked out." the mare said as she checked the stuff "Smart move." Simba thought "Okay, the cost is nine bits." the mare said as she put the stuff in the bag "Don't worry, everyone, I got this." Celestia said as she pulled out nine bits and gave them to the mare "Thank you, your highness, come back soon." the mare said as she put the bits in the cash register "Let's go find the others." Sarabi said as Simba grabbed the stuff and left to find Kiara, Kovu, and Luna.

Art museum

Simba was discussing to Celestia and his mother on why he hated Equestria for it's racism against exotics and why he truly attacked the angry mob in Ponyville, It's because he was sick and tired of saving civilians that don't respect him "I know what how much you want to do good, Simba, but I want to hear you answer one thing I'm gonna ask you, why do you keep on doing it?" Celestia asked "It's because of the kids, Tia, when I was overseas I saw a lot of innocent children that were taking away from their families and friends because of the struggles of war, I was in a refugee camps helping out the children by bringing them food, health care, and shelter from the assholes that want to kill them, and from that I became one of the most respected veterans that has ever served the U.S. military, hell, even my superior officers said I was a guardian angel sent and blessed by God himself and some of my drill instructors said I was gonna be a general someday." Simba said, this surprised Celestia beyond belief, the way that Simba took pride at being a soldier that protects children from enemy troops and as well as calling himself a guardian angel made her heart explode from how attractive her lover can be both physically and personality wise "Once we find a hotel, you're gonna pound me to the bed until I can't walk." Celestia said in a saucy tone "You really are getting to my son attractively, huh?" Sarabi asked "Your son's really attractive both physically and personality wise, Sarabi, he's my lion and I'm not letting anyone change that." Celestia said as she kissed Simba on the cheek "You know, Simba, for killing Tirek, you and Mufasa deserve a general rank and a medal of honor." Celestia said as she winked "Did I heard you killed Tirek?" Luna asked as she, Kiara and Kovu bumped into them "Yup, Dad and I gutted that asshole from the inside out and ripped his ass in two." Simba said as Luna was shocked at what she just heard, Simba and Mufasa had just killed one of the most dangerous villains in Equestria "So how did the art museum go?" Simba asked "It went well, Daddy, Kovu, Luna, and I just got done looking at these wonderful art pieces." Kiara answered "So, Kion, did you pulled out the Saxton?" Kovu asked "Yup, I shouted "Saxton Hale" when I jumped out of the zeppelin." Kion answered "Wait, who's Saxton Hale?" Spike asked "Saxton Hale is a fictional character who is known for being the CEO of a fictional company called Mann co. and as well as hunting dangerous animals with his bare fists just like how my dad hunts monsters." Kion answered "Now with that out of the way, let's head for the beach." Celestia said as the family went out of the art museum and head for the beach.

Manehattan Beach

Simba was sweating, he wanted to get in the water to cool off but Celestia wanted to put sunscreen on him "Don't worry about finding some swimwear because I've managed to get some for you." Celestia said as she pulled out a pair of red swim trunks with a white cross on the middle front "Asante, Tia, but I'm pretty sure someone's gonna confuse me for a lifeguard." Simba said as he took the swim trunks "Aww, just try them on." Celestia said as Simba went into one of the changing booths "So, Tia, how did you and Dad meet?" Kion asked "Well..." Celestia said as she began to tell the story to her family.

Green zone, New York, Blackwatch base, few weeks ago

Celestia was getting dragged through the portal by Lt. Riley and his men, she was wearing nothing but underwear and a bathrobe which reached her mid thighs, she managed to kick one of the Blackwatch grunts in the balls and tried to run but was grabbed by Riley and got thrown to the ground "You really think you can get away from us that fucking easily, did you, bitch?" the Blackwatch lieutenant said as he pointed his SAW at the alicorn until an alarm went off as hundreds of Blackwatch troops were getting torn apart by what looks like an anthropomorphic lion with monster like claws and a hooded creature that also has monster like claws "Motherfucker, all units, find those bastards and kill them!!" Riley shouted as he stupidity left the alicorn all by herself, Celestia turned around and saw that the portal was closed, then out of nowhere, the anthropomorphic lion burst through the room and saw the alicorn "Please don't hurt me!" Celestia said in a pleading tone "Its okay, you're safe." the lion said in a calming voice as he dismissed his claws, Celestia blushed at the lion's voice, it was one of the most attractive things she ever heard, then Riley burst in and began to shoot at the lion but it didn't have any effect as the lion closed the distance between him and the Blackwatch lieutenant and disarmed him, Riley was thrown around like a rag doll and the lion performed a back breaker on the Blackwatch lieutenant "Come on, I'm gonna get you outta here." the lion said to Celestia as he carried her out of the base.

Outside in the green zone

Celestia was being carried bridal style by the red manned lion away from the base "You okay." the lion asked "I am now, thanks to you." Celestia said as she hugged the lion "My name is Celestia, princess of the sun and co-ruler of Equestria, what's your name, sweetie?" she asked "Simba Hasnuu, former navy SEAL and former king of the Pride Lands, I gotta say, Celestia, you have a lovely name for somebody so cute." the lion now known as Simba said which caused Celestia to blushed and giggled "Aww, how charming but you can call me Tia for short, my sister does." Celestia said then the hooded creature came in "You think it's a good idea to save her?" the creature asked "Yes, Alex, they're many reasons why I'd saved her, reasons you won't understand." Simba said glaring at the creature now named Alex "Simba, you don't know anything about her." Alex argued "Well I can get to know her just by having a conversation, we'll talk about this later, right now I have to get her back to the safe house." Simba said as he picked up Celestia bridal style and left for the safe house.

Present day, Manehattan beach

Celestia was telling everyone of how she not only met Simba, but she also met Timon, Alex, and Dana who were also helping her get home, then from the changing booths, Simba came out wearing his swim trunks which reached his mid thighs and he was holding his clothes "Wow, Simba, you really do look like a lifeguard." Luna said as Celestia blushed and got a wingboner at Simba's muscular form "That, and I look like a Calvin Klein model." Simba said which caused Kovu and Sarabi to laugh "Simba, can you come over here? I need to apply some sunscreen on us." Celestia said as she pulled out a bottle of sunscreen "Uhh, sure." Simba said as he sat on one of the beach chairs and let Celestia put sunscreen all over him "Gosh, Simba, how did you get so muscular?" Luna asked "Genetics passed down by my parents and years of navy SEAL training, that's how." Simba answered "It's a good thing that the swanifining ceremony is in good hands thanks to Twilight." Celestia said gleefully "Oh, god, I fucking hate swans." Simba said seething in anger "Why do you hate swans?" Celestia asked "When I was seven, I had to deal with a similar ceremony and I got attacked by the swans to the point I fought them, I'm more of a duck person." Simba said as Celestia got done with the sunscreen "Can you put some sunscreen on my back." Luna asked "Uhh, sure." Simba said as Luna took off her shirt and shorts, leaving her black bikini on and she laid on her belly on one of the beach chairs, Simba grabbed the bottle of sunscreen and sat on Luna's butt in a saddle position, Luna blushed at this, she understands one of the reasons why Celestia loves Simba, then Luna felt the sunscreen touch her back "Oh, it's cold." Luna said as Simba started rubbing sunscreen on her back "Did you ever got a sunburn, Luna?" Simba asked "One time when I was in the beach, I didn't put any sunscreen at that time." Luna answered "And that's the reason why sunscreen and healing ointment were invented." Simba said as he moved himself to Luna's legs and moved his sunscreen soaked paws on her butt, Luna blushed at what Simba did and she got a wingboner "I think I can now put on some sunscreen on by myself." Luna said as Simba kept rubbing sunscreen on her butt "You sure, Luna?" Simba asked "Yes, I'm sure." Luna answered "You can put some sunscreen on me as much as you like." Celestia said as she pulled out a spare bottle of sunscreen "Okay." Simba said as Celestia took off her shirt and shorts, exposing her golden bikini and laid on her belly, the red manned lion then sat on Celestia's butt in a saddle position and put some sunscreen on her back "So, Kion, did you and Spike brought some swimwear?" Celestia asked "Yup, it turns out we're the same size." Kion answered as he grabbed two pairs of swim trunks, one was light green and the other was dark green "Well, why don't you try them on?" Celestia asked "She's right, Kion, let's head for the changing booths." Spike said as he and Kion grabbed their swim trunks and headed for the changing booths "Luna, can you hand me the sunscreen?" Sarabi asked "Sure thing, Sarabi." Luna answered as she was done rubbing sunscreen on her body and handed the bottle of sunscreen to Sarabi, the elder lioness took off her dress, exposing her dark red bikini and sat on one of the beach chairs "Sarabi, how are you...?" Luna tried to say but was interrupted by the elder lioness "I stopped aging when I reached my 40s and I'm still looking great." Sarabi answered "Are you also infected with the blacklight, Mom?" Simba asked "Yes, sweetie, I am." Sarabi answered as she put on some sunscreen on her body "Wait, if we're infected with the blacklight, why are we putting on some sunscreen?" Kovu asked "Force of habit." Simba said as he got off of Celestia and started rubbing sunscreen on her butt and legs "Grandma, when you're done, can I use the sunscreen?" Kiara asked "Sure thing, sweetie." Sarabi answered, then after two minutes, Kion and Spike came out of the changing booths, Spike was wearing the light green swim trunks and Kion was wearing the dark green swim trunks "So any of you want to come in the water?" Spike asked "Simba and I are coming in, come on, sweetie!" Celestia said as she grabbed Simba's paw and went with the two kids "You four go, I'll catch up." Sarabi said as she and Luna laid down on their beach chairs while Kiara and Kovu laid on their own chairs.

In the water

Simba and the rest of the four were swimming across the ocean, feeling the cold saltwater running across their bodies "So what are we gonna find down there?" Spike asked "Well we're gonna find out what's interesting hiding down the floor and since we're not too far, we can quickly go up for air." Celestia said as she grabbed her waterproof video camera and went underwater with Simba, Spike, and Kion following behind,Simba, Celestia, Spike, and Kion were swimming underwater as they found something interesting, the seabed was teaming with exotic fish and coral, Celestia was recording the whole scene as Simba started digging through the seabed with one of the the shovels he took from the sand castle set and found an ancient bit, Simba took it and put it in his pocket, Celestia, Spike and Kion were recording the school of exotic fish until Spike couldn't hold his breath anymore as he headed for the surface with Kion following him, Celestia gave Simba the camera as she went up to check on Spike, the alabaster alicorn then rose to the surface "Are you okay, sweetie?" she asked "Yeah, I just needed some air that's all." Spike answered, then he looked around "Wait, where's Simba?" the young dragon asked "He's still down underwater." Celestia answered "How long can he hold his breath?" Spike asked "A very long time, he was a navy SEAL so he was trained for stuff like this." Celestia answered.

Simba's POV

Simba was recording the school of blue tangs swimming across the coral until he saw something big swimming towards him, he saw a great white shark and she looked like she's pregnant and ready to give birth to two pups, Simba knew from both school and T.V. that female great whites go to tropical areas like beaches just to give birth, he then turned the camera to the shark and saw that she was now giving birth to two pups, if Simba could cry underwater he would, the red manned lion knew that the pups were looking for small samples of food, he also knew that great whites are solitary hunters and they separate from their mother from birth, Simba realized that he was running out of air and he went to the surface "Tia, you're not gonna believe this, I've managed to record a great white giving birth." Simba said as Celestia and Kion were surprised at what Simba said, Spike on the other hand was scared that a shark was around the ocean as he swims away to the shore, Simba laughed at the dragon's naivety, the red manned lion knew that mother sharks don't eat when they're giving birth "Spike, the shark's not after you!" Simba shouted as he went after the scared dragon "You don't know that!" Spike said frantically "Yes, I do, have you watched animal planet?!" Simba asked "I'm no geeky dweeb, I don't watch that shit!" Spike yelled frantically "Ugh, you idiot." Simba said as he slowed down "Simba, you gotta be patient with Spike, he doesn't know." Celestia said as she swims with her lover and Kion "Well, he would know if he hadn't have his head in those comic books and watch something educational." Simba said in an annoyed tone.

On shore

Spike made it to the shore and so did Simba, Celestia, and Kion "So how did the underwater exploring go?" Luna asked "It went great, we've managed to record some video evidence on how the circle of life goes in the ocean." Simba answered as he went to the the rest of the family and show them the recording, the family was shocked at the recording, not only did both Celestia and Simba managed to record the reef teaming with life but they were impressed at Simba who was recording a great white giving birth and staying underwater for a long time "Is this spot taken?" Simba and the family turned around and saw Cadence with Flurry Heart and Shining Armor "Hey, Candy, how did you know where to find us?" Simba asked "Oh, Auntie Luna called me and told me where to find you." Cadence answered, Simba nodded and then turned to glared at Shining Armor who was giving out a disgust looked "The fuck's your problem, bitch boy?" Simba asked in a pissed off tone "I don't appreciate you calling my wife nicknames." Shining Armor said in a disgust tone "You don't deserve her." Simba said in a low tone "WHAT!!" Shining Armor shouted "You don't deserve her, I don't know how a smart young mare like her got married to a self entitled, shit-for-brains loser like yourself." Simba said as got up "Well at least I didn't grown up with a filthy mother!" Shining Armor yelled, everyone except Simba and Sarabi gasped at what the idiot unicorn said and the worst part is that Sarabi was right there "You honestly think that your better than anypony because of your background well you got another thing coming, I bet your mother didn't love you because of how you talk and how you date the princess!" Shining Armor shouted this may pissed off Simba but he wasn't as pissed as Sarabi "And I bet she didn't love you because you were a runt--!" Shining Armor tried to say but he was interrupted when Sarabi grabbed his mane and slammed her paw right to his balls in a chopping manner and slammed her knee towards his muzzle, causing him to clutch his balls in agonizing pain as Sarabi continued to beat the idiot unicorn senseless, Cadence covered Flurry Heart's eyes as the angry lioness continued her onslaught towards the idiot unicorn's weak spots, Shining Armor was screaming in agonizing pain and pleading for mercy but Sarabi was too pissed to show mercy, Simba couldn't help but smile at the beat down, he knew that Sarabi was giving out and he quote "the Swahili lioness corporal beat down" which involves getting karate chopped in the balls, a knee to the face, have your eyes getting punched, a two-hit piercing kick to the back and neck, a paw thrust to the sides, an uppercut to the armpit pressure points, and a open clawed bitch slap so hard that it knocks out the biggest stallion's teeth, so after Sarabi gives out the beat down moves listed above, she bitch slapped Shining Armor, leaving cuts on his face and knocking him off his feet, Sarabi then stepped her bare hind paw on Shining Armor's balls "If you ever insult me and my son again, I'll personally castrate you so badly that they're won't be any hope to reattach your family jewels, do you understand?!" she shouted as Shining Armor was crying in agonizing pain "Yes, I do, I'm sorry!!" the idiot unicorn said as the elder lioness delivered a swift kick to his balls and walked away "If anyone needs me, I'll be getting a drink." Sarabi said as she and Simba went for a drink "That beat down that you gave to bitch boy is one of the reasons why I love you, Mom." Simba said as he wrapped his muscular arm around his mother and kisses her on the cheek, Spike who was video recording on his phone before the beating began stopped his recording and checked it "Man, I can't wait to show Twilight this." Spike said.

Simba's POV

Simba was walking to the bar with his mother, the orange blue manned mare saw the two lions sit next to each other and looked at the menu "What do you two would like to have?" the mare asked with a smile "A barbecue steak and a sex on the beach." Simba answered as he smirked "Same but make my drink a blue sapphire." Sarabi said as she smiled "Ooh, exotic, I like it." the mare said as she took the order and gave it to the gryphon chef "You know, Mom, about beating the shit out of bitch boy, that was one of the coolest things you ever did." Simba said as his mother giggled "someone's gotta protect you, honey, especially if It's from punks like him." Sarabi said as she smiled "So about your emotional pain, how are you doing." she asked "I'm doing fine, I haven't had an episode of depression thanks to mostly all of our family being here." Simba answered "I know, sweetie, I was scared that you would do something that you're regret." Sarabi said as she nuzzled her son "You're right, Mom, but they're things I didn't and did regret." Simba said "And what is that, Simba?" Sarabi asked "Well the things I didn't regret was the time were I bitch slapped Twilight for being a racist cuntbag and the time that Kovu and I fought a racist angry mob but the things I regret doing is trying to kill Twilight and fighting Dad, if it weren't for my family, I wouldn't be here by now, that and the fact that one time I had to live with the guilt that I was the one that killed Dad." Simba said, his voice broke from crying, Sarabi went to her son and hugged him "Oh, baby, you know it wasn't your fault, none of this was your fault." Sarabi said, comforting her son "You're innocent, baby, those ungrateful, pathetic excuse for ponies didn't have the right to attack you, shh, just let it out, let it all out, shh." Sarabi said, then a waitress came in with the steaks and the bartender mare gave out the drinks "Is he okay?" the bartender asked "Yes, he's fine, he's just having an emotional breakdown." Sarabi answered "Here's your order." the waitress said as she set the steaks on the bar "Thank you." Sarabi said as she and Simba grabbed the steak knife and fork "Come on, Simba, you need to eat." Sarabi said as Simba calmed himself down and eat the steak "Much easier to find a good steak around here, just like back in the Pride Lands." Simba said as he and Sarabi took bites of their steaks.

"So is Tia comfortable of you eating meat?" Sarabi asked "Yeah, she once made me a bowl of cooked grasshoppers, and giant cheeseburger, and a pepperoni and turkey sub sandwich." Simba answered "That's good, because most ponies are not open to us eating meat." Sarabi said as she took another bite of the steak "I don't know what's there problem in general, I mean Ponyville was supposed to be place of harmony as Tia would call it but instead it's a cesspool of ignorance, stupidity, and racism." Simba said as he took a big bite of his steak "Smaller bites, honey, my god." Sarabi said as she laughed "And you're right, baby, those ponies that attacked you are nothing but racist troublemakers, believe me if they attack you again I'll do the same thing that Kovu did." Sarabi said as she took a drink "Break their arms and legs?" Simba asked "Yes, because nobody fucks with my baby." Sarabi said as she took another bite of the steak "You're right, Mom, especially bitch boy who's too stupid to take a job seriously." Simba said as he ate the last piece of the steak "And how do you know about that punk?" Sarabi asked "Let's just say that Tia told a lot about his so-called military history, he's one of those immature brats who would take a wedding before national security." Simba said as he wiped his face with a napkin

"Hmmm, Tia must of court martial the little dipshit for what he's done." Sarabi said as she took another bite of the steak"It goes a bit beyond than just a simple court martial." Simba said as he took a drink "Would you like to tell me about it?" Sarabi asked "Well, Tia gave me the rank as the new captain of the royal guard and bitch boy was not happy about it and started throwing a fucking fit because he (sigh) he thought he was better than anyone and can act like a spoiled brat, it pisses me the fuck off to see something like that, thank God that Tia chose me to be captain of the guard." Simba answered "You know that's not how the military works, baby." Sarabi said as she took another drink "Exactly, Mom, bitch boy doesn't have the right to be abusive like that just because he had his rank." Simba said as he took a last sip of his drink "Remember when you and your father went fishing together?" Sarabi asked "Yeah, I remembered the time when Dad's fishing reel got loose and fell off, he had to reattach it." Simba said as he laughed "I remembered the time you caught your first fish, your father and I were so proud of you." Sarabi said as she ate the last piece of her steak "Now with that out of the way, let's head out." Simba said as Sarabi took the last sip of her drink "You read my mind, honey." Sarabi said as they paid the tap and head out with Simba using his arm to pull his mother close to him.

Outside of the bar

Simba and Sarabi were walking together near the shoreline until they both bumped into Celestia and Cadence "They're you are, you two, how did your mother-son time go?" Celestia asked "It went well, Simba did cried a bit but he's okay." Sarabi answered "You're still feeling pain, sweetie?" Celestia asked to her lover "Yeah, I am, but it's not too severe thanks to all of you." Simba answered "So you're spending time with your mom?" Cadence asked "Yup, she's the best mother I could ask for but piss her off, she's gonna make you regret it." Simba answered "I can understand, after what she did to Shining Armor, I don't ever want to get her angry." Cadence said with a shiver "You ladies want to hang out with us?" Simba asked "Sure, but where were you two going?" Cadence asked "We're heading for the docks." Sarabi answered "Let's go." Simba said as he, Celestia, Sarabi, and Cadence headed for the docks.

Author's Notes:

Longest chapter I've ever written!
Now to everyone who watches animal planet don't get offended if Spike said something bad because he's an idiot.
And on the other note: don't fuck with Sarabi.