Several weeks had passed since my last update, so I got the cure from Princess Celestia, which turned out to be an herbal bath, and I feel fucking stupid for not remembering what those blasted blue flowers were, that much you can be sure of. And a bit of an update on the new changelings which now citizens of the Empire, the yellow ones, where more wasp like, thinner wings, even going so far as to have a stinger on the end of their asses like a bee or wasp would, however, unlike either insect, their sting would inject the one stung, with some sort of powerful aphrodisiac, as such, a lot of them made a killing just selling their venom, hah. The blue moth like ones, sold their fluff every now and again for bits, as they had to cut it every once and awhile like you or I do for our hair, and that fluff is some of the softest things ever in my opinion, so I was having a blanket made out of it.

Another interesting bit of information, on the military aspect of things, Hunter had become a pilot, and several other humans managed to get through training, and attempts to miniaturize the plasmatic lance and slap it into a decent slim plasma rifle, have begun to show signs of success, the first prototypes are to be tested later today at a specialized shooting range. So if these proved to work they would begin to replace the old pre war styled plasma rifles, not completely of course. I grinned looking at my schedule for the day, twas going to be a fun time.

Three hours later, the time, 3:35PM, I stood at the altar with Sweetie Belle and Wobbles, Her being in a wedding dress, and him, being in a white suit, and I spoke. “Do you, Wobbles take Sweetie Belle as your lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forth, for better or worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?”

Wobbles nodded. “I do.” He grinned, adjusting his tie.

I turned to Sweetie Belle. “And do you, Sweetie Belle, take Wobbles, as your lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forth, for better or worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?”

Sweetie Belle grinned ear to ear. “I do, by Celestia’s tits I do.” This caused a few laughs from those attending, mostly from Scootaloo and Applebloom.

I backed up, giving them space. “Then Wobbles, you may kiss the bride.” And as such, Wobbles and Sweetie Belle kissed indeed, rather…..sloppily, note to self, changelings have long tongues, it’s not just Chrysalis. I nodded at Scootaloo, who grinned and slammed her fist onto the red button next to her, causing gold, purple, and green, fireworks to go off.

As the party began, the cake being cut, the champagne and all that being brought out along with the food, I stepped out, I had done my part, I made their marriage official in the eyes of the Empire, the ring Wobbles had gotten her was rather lovely as well, a purple gem cut into the shape of a heart, with a platinum band for the ‘ring’ part of the ring. Sweetie Belle had told me a week ago how she had met him, it was at the Pizza Joint I helped one of my citizens open, and I found that to be adorable, since first meeting him, she had told me something clicked, and they had been dating for the past few months, and decided to make it official with a wedding and all the fancy stuff that comes with it. I was more than happy to marry the two.

Now, the two changeling queens whom had joined me, being in the herd didn’t work out, they just didn’t want to do so, they where more than happy to remain fuckbuddies with Chrysalis, me, and the rest of the mares however, they have gotten jobs, and do still have a room within the Palace, so that was good. Another bit of important news, was the Abyssians were beginning to finally resettle, and taking well to the hydrogen jet and car engines to replace their wasteful petroleum based fuels, making them cleaner and overall, more efficient. Their greenhouses, after a few weeks of growing stuff, finally got to the point they could harvest the crops, more food for themselves and their livestock. Earth movies had been getting popular, mostly ones about world war one, and world war two, my citizens seemed fascinated about an entire planet, or most of it, at war. Which I found odd, but hey, people like what they like for movies.

I looked at the clock, it was close to the ‘me time’ I had set aside for today, as such, I made my way to the Crystal Palace.

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Tesla grinned looking over to Celestia, whom was inspecting his newest prototype tesla weapon. “So, you say this can fry almost any electronic we aim it at? And that mounting it on a griffon tank was the most effective way of moving it?” Celestia asked, her right eyebrow raised.

Tesla nodded, his mane frizzy from having been shocked a few too many times. “Indeed Princess, Indeed, with the tank chassis, its mobile, more so than strapping it to a motorcar, since it can handle mud and terrain that normal tires would either pop or sink into.”

Celestia nodded after thinking about it for a few moments. “How long till we can have, say, 45 of these?”

Tesla put a hand on his chin in thought. “I’d say, a month, if we up production capacity with more workers.”

Princess Celestia nodded. “Consider it done."

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I sighed, looking at the mares. “So, ya’ll really want to know how I lived back when I was on Earth, and who my family was?” I got a round of nods, and signed again. “Alright, this ain’t a happy tale however, it all began when I was born.” I sat down as they all looked at me from across the couch, except Spring, she was taking a nap, because she had a little too much to drink awhile ago, and was sleeping it off. “I didn’t have a family, more like, caretakers, my biological incubator and sperm donor gave me up at birth, and I sat in that orphanage for 18 years, left to rot, till I reached the age of 18 and by law, they had to kick me out, it took a few years, but I managed to scrape a decent life together for myself, and at the age of 13 I was told why I was given up at birth, my biological ‘parents’ didn’t want to give up their party all the time lifestyle, drinking, partying, sometimes doing drugs, the only reason I was able to find this out, was because I was a nosy little fucker and went into the main office and looked at my own file.”

Chrysalis’s eyes were glowing green, while Moon’s mane looked like a galaxy decided it was high time to implode, meanwhile Rainshine’s mane was JUST beginning to take on the classic white nirik flames. “Clam down, I ain’t done yet.” And thus, with a few moments, they did calm themselves down.

“After I scraped myself a life, at the age of 23, I got a call from my biological sperm donor, their lifestyle of drinking and partying nonstop, had caught up to them, and my incubators kidney was beginning to fail, they had the absolute nerve to keep my medical records from birth, so they knew I’d be a match for her, and begged me to forgive them, to donate my kidney, and meet with them so that we could be a family, I told him over the phone in the coldest voice I had ever spoken in, so cold I’m sure ice formed on their end of the phone.” I took a sip of Nuka Cola, then continued. “Chrysalis, I think this one is best to see and hear as if it happened now, do that spell you told me about, the one to project someone's memories onto the nearest surface.” She nodded, and did so, causing what looked like a holographic version of the memory to pop up into the middle of the room.

I had just finished hearing them asking for my help, the rage I felt swelling within my very core, was so violent and immense, that I was surprised I didn’t kill someone or smash something, before my tone went cold, and emotionless. "Twenty three years, TWENTY THREE FUCKING YEARS. You had to contact me, you never did, not one email, letter, phonecall, nothing. You didn't give a shit then and you don't now, you only called me because you need help, you abandoned me, left me to rot in a hell worse than hell, so you could PARTY AND DRINK, and the consequences have finally caught up to you, and you have the absolute nerve to contact me for help? I couldn’t care less about you, you may be related to me by blood, but nothing else, you are nothing to me but a sperm donor and an incubator we are not family, you can rot like you left me to rot. If you ever contact me again, I will find you, and I will strangle you myself until the life fades from your horrid eyes, and I’ll smile while I do it." I hung up with a click.

Chrysalis cut the spell off, while looking horrified. “By Faust, I have never felt such…..such anger, how the hell did you manage to not kill someone or yourself?”

I laughed, a bitter laugh, but a laugh nonetheless. “Simple, I got drunk!” Rainshine had gone full Nirik by this point and burned the chair she was on into ash, while Moon’s eyes glew white as the moon itself, and she picked me up in her magic. “Okay. No more work for you today, we’re all going to cuddle, and if you wanna complain I’ll jam my mane into your mouth.” I didn’t get to say anything after that as cuddles of the fluffy kind commenced.
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Trevor grinned, holding a little black book in his hand with a golden cross on it, and knocked on the door, waiting with a smile. The door opened, the owner being a fluffy batmare. “Hello miss! Could I take just 15 minutes to tell you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?” He promptly got the door slammed in his face, these ponies believed in an immortal alicorn they called Faust, he’d help them see the light, even if not all of them wanted to be saved. So he went to the next apartment, and knocked, the same result over, and over, and over, doors being closed in his face, some apologetic, most not, three hours of trying to bring the light of God to these ignorant people, with no luck, Trevor's anger began to grow with each door closed in his face, one more time, he said to himself in his head.

With one more knock, an elderly minotaur opened the door. “Yes? Is it time for my medication? You're nor the normal delivery ling.”

Trevor grinned. “Sir, I’d like to take 15 minutes of your time to tell you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.”

The elderly minotaur shook his head. “Sorry sunny, I got my own religion, not interested.” He began to close the door.

This was the tipping point for Trevor, he tossed the book of God aside, and sucker punched the minotaur right in the snout, a resounding crack of bones snapping echoed throughout the hallway, before Trevor fell onto the ground screaming as his fingers had been broken, the minotaur just laughed. “Ay kiddo! It’s been quite some time since I’ve been hit like that! Shame your bones were unable to handle it though, see ya later.” And the door finished closing, locking with a resounding click. A medical android would take him to the hospital 5 minutes later.

Author's Notes:

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