I was carted off on a throne carried by four zebras to what seemed to be the main pyramid in the center of the other four, but unlike what I remember from history, these where not great tombs, but large castles or something alone those lines, and after we had gotten to the inside main throne room, I was dumped into a throne, again at this point I am still to fucking confused to speak as a crowed of zebras, most likely the entire city of them was standing outside the pyramid castle thing, to be clear, the pyramids looked just like they did in tv, just, not degraded, and they had a square entrance at each side, aside from this one, this one only had one, and the throne I was in was facing the entrance which had stairs that went down to the main city level, currently a fuckton of zebras where placing things like gold, wine, fruits, foods, anything anyone could want? was being placed on those stairs, and I will remain confused until someone does something normal.

That Egyptian queen looking zebra walked up, forgot to mention these guys where a mix of using of walking on all fours, and walking on their hind legs, and stood with her back facing me. "Today is a glorious day! the god of the sun has presented himself as the legends foretold! he is here in the flesh, and we shall do all we can to appease him and do what he wishes, if any zebra who did not believe before, behold and look at the very god that has been talked about for the past thousand years!" She stepped aside and the zebras cheered as they saw me, again FUCKING CONFUSED, so I turned to the zebra queen and spoke. "Who are you, and why am I on a throne when I already have a throne? I reallllly don't feel like ruling two separate empires."

She bowed, that was getting weird now. "I am Queen Kaliwa, queen of the Zebrican Empire, servant to you your holiness, I am very sorry about the guards that had shot at you before with their magispears, they had thought you might have been a flying beast like a dragon, may we know the name of the sun god at last?" Well, I was right about them thinking I was a dragon, but to think I am a god? just what kinda fuckin bullshittery is going on here?

I decided, I was not going to deal with this, as clearly telling them no would just piss them off, since my armor most likely couldn't withstand those weird plasma spears, they had energy weapons when it took me giving Equestria crappy laser weapons for them to even develop energy weapons, yet from what I have seen, these zebras don't even have guns, so I just stood up, and attempted to contact my Empire to relay in forces with the radio, but all I got was static, seems I was to far out of range, with a sigh I sat back onto the throne just giving up, my empire would come find me if I didn't come back within a week, as I had instructed them to do so. "I am Lorenzo, king of the Crystal Empire to the north."

Queen Kaliwa grinned. "Just as the legends spoke, you truly are a god of great power, to now rule two empire's at the same time, for that you have my respect, but you are now ruler of the Zebrican Empire, as the mages had predicted, you arrived at the time you where said to, you shall be the one to lead this empire into glory, a new golden age of prosperity, for now partake of the offerings brought to you by the many zebras of the Empire, I shall return shortly after informing the mages that you have arrived as predicted." With that, she gave me no chance to get a word in after she spoke as she left.

I find this is bullshit, completely, my god how do I get so lucky yet unlucky at the same time? any power hungry moron would jump into a fire for a chance like this, but I was already happy with the power I HAD to begin with! how the fuck am I supposed to rule two separate empires? My god things are just getting way to complicated for me at the moment, I sighed again and placed down a robot workbench causing many zebras to gasp as it built a mister handy before I despawned it and they watched in awe as the robot floated over to the offerings that had been left on the stairs, and brought me a plate of, to my surprise, a large entire grilled chicken and some fancy looking bottle of wine, if I was going to be stuck here, I might as well fucking enjoy it, so I took a bite of the chicken, and ho-ly shit, this was twenty times better than anything I had ever had before in terms of chicken, and that says something since chicken just happens to be one of my favorite foods.

I just sat and ate, drinking the wine strait from the bottle as I ate, keep in mind this plate had a whole grilled chicken on it, so it was a lot of chicken to eat, it was spiced and seasoned nicely, however it coulda used some BBQ sauce or ketchup...mmm ketchup, as I finished eating and took a long gulp of the cherry wine, a little zebra colt ran up the stares and strait over to me causing the crowed to gasp, one zebra mare in particular looked horrified and frozen in fear and terror.

I looked down at the little zebra, his stripes where green and not the normal black on white color, he just smiled up at me. "Hello! I'm Kiwi Stripes!" He was so small and energetic, very adorable. I coulda just picked em up n hugged him he was that adorable, as in, Fluttershy had nothin on this lil fella.

"Hello there little zebra, what brings you to me today?" I smiled behind my helmet, kids can be so fun, yet so clueless.

"I wanted to say hi before I had to go back home, since I don't go out often other than to play with the other fillies and colts." He beamed a smile at me, I bent down and picked em up.

"You are so adorable, name one thing you want, and I think I'll give it to ya." I smiled under my helmet, it was always fun to make a kid happy, even if the kid was another species, plus I literally have everything I could possibly fucking want right in front of me, he somehow grinned wider and pointed to the mister handy, so I called it over and with a quick reprogramming session from my pipboy dirrected up to the robot, it turned to him. "Hello Kiwi Stripes, you are my new master, I am a Mister Handy robotic butler, at your service, I can clean dishes, cook food, walk the dog, trim the hedges, anything you need done, I can do." The colt squealed and walked back to his mother, who as I had expected before, was the mare terrified stiff, she was broken out of that fear when her kid walked up to her with a floating metal ball with three arms and eyes, greeting her as mam, funny to see her tilt her head at my, now Kiwi's, robotic butler, I am sure she'd be happy she'd never have to clean again.

Author's Notes:

what do ya'll think? I'm at it again, when I began to write this it was 1:50 am lol I may not even remember writing this when I wake up XD what kinda mess has Lorenzo gotten himself into? what do ya'll think of it! lemme know and I will respond when I get the chance