It was about, two or so days after the war, if you could even call two weeks of battle a real war, and already the Diamond Dog Empire had been punished swiftly, military leaders placed on trial for war crimes, the gas remember, flame throwers, those things, and reparations, since I had been the one to kill Bonejaw, I was given his hoards of gems by default in diamond dog culture, and the other kingdoms had respected that, however I was not one to be greedy, so I spread it evenly between the known kingdoms, and to my surprise, from the fanfics I had read, and yes I did read some every now and again back on Earth, no one, and I mean no kingdoms knew if Zebrica was inhabited, or if a kingdom had formed there, it had been over two thousand years since anyone had been there, for all anyone knew it was untapped land that could yield many things, like gold, silver, and other random things kingdoms need to function, maybe even oil, if their was oil I could sell it to the other kingdoms, since mine didn't really use oil.

Other kingdoms had given me the go-ahead to explore the forgotten land of Zebrica, only Celestia even remembered it, she had mentioned the last time she had been there it was nothing more than a few tribes around a big river, I was thinking if zebras still inhabited the land, they would be like Zecora was in the show, tribal, mostly wild living in forests in grass huts or somethin, that's not racist right? I hope its not, anyway onto the main point of all this explaining, I was getting into one of the older model crystal fighters, the ones that could only go half the speed of sound, because I didn't feel like accidentally crashing into a mountain....yeah I'm not gonna explain that one, that one sentence explains it all, on its own.

I stepped into the fighter and got at the controls, before taking off like a jet to the north west, it would take me two or so hours to arrive there since this was a slower fighter than the other updated ones, so in the time it takes me to get to Zebrica, I will be explaining a few things, for one, Crystal Prime was brought back to the Empire and repaired of the minor dents given to it by the bullets that had been shot at it, and my Empire had the worlds most advanced computer systems, just the Robco terminals updated with my own knowledge of computers, and re branded CrystalCo, and since I had left my robotic factories on auto build, I had around 10 million robots, combined of assaultrons, sentrybots, and eyebot scouts, I stopped the factories a little to late, so most the bots where just left outside of the walls, guarding, or in the inner city, protectrons acted like a police force, guarding things like banks.

I had also found out, that Equestria had weird little tanks, they looked kinda like Sherman tanks, but they called them manticore mark two's, invented to actually be mobile artillery, rather than a offensive weapon they created them to be defensive, they had a 20 mm cannon and no machine guns, other kingdoms saw no use for such a thing, so only Equestria really had those, to my knowledge, so after showing some more modern styled tank designs to my team of scientists I was having them create two kinds of tanks, one that had a 40 mm alien beam barrel and rockets, and one that would fire a 4 foot by 4 foot assaultron laser, and have rockets as well, the rockets would just be to defend against lightly armored targets, or ground troops trying to pry the tank open, it was designed to look like an M1 Abram, but the armor was an alloy of steel, titanium, and diamond crystals melted down all into one plate, pressed into the shape of the tank, I am sure once the prototypes are tested and refined that nothing would be able to beat those, still thinking of what to call em though.

I had also introduced television to the other kingdoms, and most don't know this, but the classic radiation king TV from fallout 3, has a color dial wheel, you can change it from color, to black and white, however I think the game developers made any scenes on the tv's black n white to keep that scifi 50's to 60's style, make it fit in more with the universe, I was just closing in on the continent of Zebrica, it was rather far from most civilizations after all, about an hour and a half had passed, so I had arrived ahead of the time I thought I was going to, and what I saw shocked me as I brought the fighter to a hover.

Pyramids, l fucking large ones at that, arranged in a star shape with the largest one being in the center, and around them was a city built of sandstone, I couldn't believe it, this entire time, a Egyptian style civilization had been here for at least, more than a thousand years, and not one kingdom had known, most likely because from the looks of the technology, these zebra had never attempted to make contact with anyone outside of their own empire or kingdom, I was about to start landing when I was shot with beams of blue magic, to my surprise looking at the ground there were zebra guards in a goldish armor shooting magic at me, with SPEARS, I kept watching, careful to avoid the shots when I could, and noticed them taking little blue vials and sticking them into the center of the spear near the head of the spear, and when they 'reloaded' the vial would be empty, I didn't want to hurt any of them, since for all I knew, they thought I was a dragon, so I did the next best thing.

Scare the fuck outta em by shooting near them with the beam cannons, they scrambled trying to get away from shots that were never going to hit them to begin with, causing me to laugh lightly, I stopped shooting after five seconds and all the zebras who had witnessed it did something I did not expect, they bowed, which confused me, deciding that they where no longer a threat, I slowly landed the fighter, as I did so they all crowded around it, once I had walked out of the hatch, they all gasped at the sight of me, I had my mechanist armor and sentybot helm on, as almost always heh, I closed the hatch and locked it, didn't want these guys getting inside it after all, and as I turned around again, I saw they where all once again, bowing, which confused me to no end, they seemed afraid to get up, when I'd look at one they'd cower as if I had pointed a gun at them, I wanted to give them a little scare to make them stop shooting at my fighter, not terrorize them for fucks sake.

Soon enough after about 3 minutes of me standing there, and the zebras just staying in a bowing position, a weird throne on a platform was walked up, with a rather weird looking zebra mare on it, she had the body shape of the pink bitch we all know and hate, but she had on a golden headdress along with a almost see through green dress on, the zebras carrying her throne on their backs, there was six of them, all bowed so she could get off the throne, only for her to walk to me, and bow as well, what she said next surprised me. "You have come to us, god of the sun." I had no chance to get a single word in as I was picked up by many zebras and placed into the throne she had arrived in before being carted off to what looked to be the main pyramid, I am confused as fuck....I hope they don't try to sacrifice me or some shit.

Author's Notes:

hallo all, what should we call the crystal empire's tanks? any ideas? what shall happen to lorenzo? find out next time on! ONE PUNCH MAN! nah, I'm fuckin with ya, but what do ya'll think of dis chapta? ya like or no?