Waking up is hard to do, we all know that. Trying to get up after a night of partying is even harder. I was at a party last night, and I like to party hard. Back when I in the League of Extraordinary Gentlecollts, or better known as the Brotherhood, I drank like a fish. When I wasn't on the job, or if the job was boring, I drank. Majority of my time I spent either drunk or with a hangover. Being a unicorn, I decided to create a spell that got rid of hangovers. I never taught this spell to another pony and I never will. Everypony I ever met agreed that that spell was the greatest one in the history of epic party spells. I disagree, I would rather have a spell that summoned cake. However, the cake summoning spell would be obsolete now because I have Pinkie Pie and all the sweets she makes.

Now, I had a hangover and said spell would fix that. Casting it took little energy, a good thing to. How many of you have any energy in the mornings? With my headache gone, I focused on my other senses. I was on something soft, there was somepony snoring next to me, and my crotch hurt. Even without the hangover spell, I am still extremely slow at the beginning of the day.

You're slow any time of day.

It took me an entire five minutes to figure out what happened last night, I didn't like it.

My eyes shot open, the light burned. Ignoring the burning sensation and letting my eyes adjust, I realized I didn't have a clue where I was.

Wow, this is the third day in a row that this has happened. You get the derp award.

Once my eyes had adjusted, I looked to see that there was indeed somepony sleeping next to me. My number three fear had become real. There was a stallion sleeping right next to me.

Holy sweet Celestia, what happened last night.

I don't know, but I wanted answers, and this stallion probably had some. I was about to buck him off the bed when I realized something. This red earth pony stallion is bigger than me. By a lot.

That's what she said. And why is waking up next to a stallion lower on your list than waking up next to a mare?"

Because I can beat the crap out of a random stallion, I can't do the same to a mare. Its just not right.

So instead of bucking him as hard as I could.

I'm sure you two bucked each other plenty last night.

I only pushed him.

...

It didn't work.

You'll have to push harder than that.

Fuck you brain.

Why so serious?

You know what? Fuck it, I went ahead and bucked him pretty hard.

Good news, it woke him up. Bad news, he looked really pissed off.

With a look that can only be described as being the single most violent face of all time ever, he said "Ah am gonna count to three, and you better run little colt."

"With pleasure."

And I ran. I ran like there was a giant red stallion chasing me with a look of vengeance in his eyes, and there was.

Hey stupid, teleport to the library

Why the library?

Do you have any better ideas?

Point taken. I started to charge up my magic, it was a three second charge time. Upon discharging the spell, I ended up exactly where I wanted to be. Problem is, my aim was off.

I'm not even going to say something there, its that obvious.

Anyway, long story short, I ended up on the second floor. In the air. In Twilight's room. Right above Twilight.

Wow, bed hopping now are we?

I wish I had wings at that time cause I fell right on Twilight. The response to this action is a very pissed off Twilight, who deemed it completely necessary to throw me across the room.

"Okay, I deserved that."

Looking up, I saw a pissed off Twilight, who looked like she wanted to kill me. And she probably did. Lucky for me, she was hungover and when she was barely through the first word of her rant, she covered her ears. Maybe if I get rid of it for her, she won't be mega pissed at me.

Or maybe she'll kill you, I say run while you can.

I'm not listening to you for moral advice. I walked up to Twilight and cast the spell on her, negating the effects of the bitch known as a hangover. She seemed surprised when the pain vanished.

"I got rid of the hangover for you, now please don't throw me across the room again."

In a very soft voice she replied "Okay."

"If you would be kind enough to tell me what happened last night, I would be grateful. It appears I can't remember anything past drinking the punch."

Twilight started to laugh a little bit.

"Whats so funny?"

"Did Lyra give you the punch?"

"Yes, why?"

"Because Lyra has been known to drug the punch glasses, one of the effects is memory loss."

OH THAT IS ONE CLEVER BITCH!

"I can see your confused, I'll tell you what I remember if you tell me why you fell one me."

"Deal."

We walked down to the kitchen area, where Spike was making breakfast.

"Good morning Twilight."

"Good morning Spike."

All I got was a nasty glare. It made me chuckle again.

Twilight started "Alright, tell me why you landed on top of me?"

"Well you see, I woke up this morning with a nasty hangover and no memory of what happened last night. Casting a spell to get rid of hangovers I-"

"Wait, you know a spell to get rid of hangovers. Can you teach it to me?"

"No."

This was followed by a sad face and a really adorkable please.

"Sorry Twilight, its my patented spell, get your own."

"Actually Sigma, I have five of those."

There goes my sense of being unique.

"Anyway, as I was saying. After casting that spell, I looked around and noticed that there was a stallion sleeping right next to me. He was a red earth pony that looked like he could pull a house. I couldn't wake him in the usual way, so I kinda bucked him off the bed. Not my best idea, but I've woken up to worse. He got uber pissed and started chasing me around like he was going to kill me. So for my personal safety, I teleported out of there. Problem is, I'm pretty bad at teleportation and it was the morning, so I ended up falling on top of you."

Twilight was trying to contain her laughter and doing a decent job of it. Spike on the other had, wasn't even trying. He was trying to talk at the same time, but all that came out was gibberish.

Controlling herself Twilight began to recount her tale, Next Chapter: Not What You Expected Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 58 Minutes