Everypony was now starring at the screen, still hyped from the last battle, and curious of the next one.

Crow: Tricksters. They tear down your world till you realise what is really important. They might be your friends, but never assume that they’re your allies. Sometimes they’ll help you out of altruism…

Lully Pop: But most of the time, they just enjoy watching you squirm!

“Not arguing with you there, sugarcube,” said Applejack, giving Discord a playful shove. Discord just grinned back.

Crow: Like Discord, the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony.

“The one and only!” cheered said draconequus, while a fanfare could be heard in the background, and confetti fell from the roof.

“Hey, they're getting in Trixie's drink!” complained the show mare, before they turned into ice cubes. “Nevermind…”

Lully Pop: Or Yukari Yakumo, the Gap Youkai.

“She still gives me the creeps,” stated Spike, getting a consoling pat from Rarity.

Crow: Masters of both manipulation and reality-bending. I’m Scarlet Crow.

Lully Pop: And I’m Lully Pop!

Crow: And it is our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win… in a fight.
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Discord

BACKGROUND

- Height: Varies, roughly 9’ / 274 cm

- Weight: Unknown

- Age: Over 1.000 years

- Occupation: Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, Honorary Cutie Mark Crusader, Ruler of Equestria (formerly)

- Aliases: Purveyor of Pandemonium, Lord of Lawlessness, Earl of Turmoil, Bringer of Bedlam, Dizzy, Dipcord

- Hobbies: Having tea parties with Fluttershy, irritating the princesses, pinching ponies' cheeks, stand-up comedy

Crow: Equestria. A peaceful and orderly society governed by two benevolent pony sisters: Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

Lully Pop: However, things were not always all smiles and marshmallows, and considering the constant threat of villains trying to take over, it still isn't.

“True, I wonder if things will ever calm down,” wondered Twilight, tired of the constant battles.

Crow: Over 1.000 years ago the maniacal Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, only known as Discord, took over, and with his vast magical powers he warped the rules of reality as he saw fit, causing chaos and panic wherever he appeared.

“Oh come on, it wasn’t THAT bad,” argued Discord, getting evil stares from the royal sisters.

“You made my cakes sentient!” yelled Celestia.

“And…?”

“While I was eating them! Their screams haunted me for years afterwards! I couldn’t eat anything just slightly resembling a cake!”

“Oh hush, you made up for it in the following centuries, Princess Cake Butt.”

With a roar, Celestia jumped from her position on the couch on top of Discord, trampling him under her hooves. The others meanwhile retreated to the back wall.

Lully Pop: Honestly, I kind of love what he'd done with the place.

“See!” gurgled Discord, being in a chokehold, courtesy by a certain sun princess.

Crow: Lully, the world looked like a nightmare from Jackson Pollock on a sugar high! It was a dystopia!

Lully Pop: The clouds are made of cotton candy, the rain is chocolate milk and pies fall from the sky! How is that a dystopia! It's awesome!!!

“Yeah, it was!” agreed Pinkie, the only one ignoring the fight right next to her.

Crow: (Shaking his head in annoyance) His reign of terror however came to an abrupt end, when the royal sisters confronted him for one final battle. Backed up by the Elements of Harmony, they defeated and sealed him in stone, preventing him from using his magic. Though, he was still conscious enough to notice everything happening around him.

Discord: Being turned to stone doesn't keep me from hearing every word Celestia says. Though I must admit it makes rolling my eyes a challenge!

Lully Pop: Oh god... if Celestia knew that, just imagine of all the ways she could have tormented him!

“Yeah, like the pigeons weren’t bad enough,” grumbled Discord, rubbing his throat.

Crow: (Shudders) No thank you. But the imprisonment wouldn’t last forever. After 1.000 years, the sister’s connections to the elements were severed, and six new ponies were given the powers of these magical artefacts.

“The most awesome team of all times!” boasted Rainbow Dash, earning chuckles and nodes from everypony.

Lully Pop: But as luck would have it, this also weakened the seal on Discord's stone prison and he broke out, drowning Equestria in chaos once again.

Crow: Discord, now aware of the elements, used his new found freedom to make sure he would never be stopped again. By stealing and hiding the elements, as well as corrupting each of the bearers, he annihilated the only threat to his conquest of Equestria. Or so he thought.

Lully Pop: After recovering the elements and breaking out of his influence, they faced him in his own territory, and history repeated itself. Discord found his world rocked… again. I guess his freedom was pretty short-lived after all.

“That pun was terrible,” complained Discord, while the others laughed.

“I’m sorry we had to do that,” said Fluttershy, getting a small smile from the Lord of Chaos.

“I’m long over it, so I can take this in stride,” reassured Discord, patting her head.

Crow: However, this time his imprisonment wouldn’t last as long.

Lully Pop: A few months later Princess Sunny came asking the Mane Six to release Discord and try to reform him. Because, yeah, setting free the friggin’ Spirit of Chaos, is such a great idea!

“Why did you do it anyway, Celestia,” asked a befuddled Sunset. “I mean, she has a point.”

“I had my reasons,” stated the sun princess, blushing slightly.

Luna and Cadence giggled silently, while the others looked at each other in confusion, with Discord opening his head like a banana and scratching his brain.

Crow: One could cut the sarcasm in the air with a knife. Though surprisingly, with Fluttershy's kindness, and Discord being unwilling to lose the one pony who had ever wanted to be his friend, Discord abandoned his ways and turned over a new leaf.

Everpony smiled at that.

Lully Pop: At least for another couple of months, till that Tirek guy showed up.

Everyponies smile dropped.

Crow: By manipulating and tricking Discord, Tirek convinced him to join in on his own attempt to overthrow Equestria.

Lully Pop: But after Discord outlived his usefulness, he got the same treatment as everypony else: Getting his magic sucked out and be left behind, helpless.

“That was the time were I was at my lowest,” sighed Discord, getting comforting looks from the others. “Come to think of it, I never really apologized to all of you, did I?”

“It’s okay, Discord,” smiled Celestia, while the others gave sounds of agreement and encouragement. “We all forgave you. You are another pony now.”

Discord smiled tiredly, getting a group hug from his six best friends.

Crow: After Twilight Sparkle sacrificed her own magic to save her friends, and him, Discord finally learned the true meaning and power of friendship. Now truly reformed, he’s one of Equestrias strongest defenders and a good friend to his allies.

“See? Even they agree with the princess,” smiled Rarity. “You’re our friend now darling.”

Lully Pop: But even reformed he is still a massive troll!

“Aaaand the moment passed,” stated Starlight. “I agree with her tough.”

Crow: He is a mischievous, sneaky and wacky trickster who effortlessly pulls pranks on his targets through the use of his powerful magic, illusions, and hypnotism.

Lully Pop: He also has a huge sense of showmanship and drama, and enjoys cosplaying and isn’t to shy for cross-dressing! He laughs and amuses himself with his magical mischief, mostly at the cost of others. However, he has learned to consider the feelings of his victims and restraints himself. Most of the time.

“Hey, at least I’m trying!” grumbled Discord, crossing his arms.

Crow: Fortunately, after having his fun, he will usually switch everything back to normal. As the incarnation of chaos and disharmony, Discord processes great inclination to these two subjects. Every action, every move he performs is related to them in some way. And with his ability to bend reality itself on a whim, there are no limits to his shenanigans. He is capable of doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

“Come to think of it, why don’t you use it more often?” asked Twilight, giving the draconequus a curios glance.

“What do mean? He’s causing enough chaos as it is, we don’t need more,” said Spike, looking up to her.

“I mean he could solve so many problems, simply by snapping his claws!” answered the purple alicorn.

“That’s because chaos doesn’t work like that,” stated Discord. “If I’m not around, my magic will do what it wants, and that would do more damage than good. And even I can not be everywhere all the time. Besides, many ponies would lose their jobs, or start to depend on me to solve all their problems, instead of doing it themselves.”

“That… actually makes a lot of sense,” mused Luna. “Kinda strange since it comes from you.”

Lully Pop: Discord’s absurd abilities originate from his very nature as the manifestation of chaos itself. A fact confirmed by his appearance, I mean just look at him! Body of a snake, mismatched wings and horns, limbs from various animals and the head of a pony… donkey… or whatever. He looks like a nightmare for every zoologist!

“I resent that statement! I’m irresistible the way I am, the mares love me!” defended Discord, getting laughs from the others… and one blush.

Crow: He’s a so called draconequus, and as far as we know, the only one of his kind. His origins are completely unknown, the only thing we can say for sure is that he has been around for a very, very long time. Manipulating major events and causing chaos wherever he went.

“Did I mention that I meet Tirek back then when he was still the prince of the centaur kingdom?” asked Discord, absentmindedly grapping some popcorn.

“WHAT?!” yelled everypony, looking at him in surprise.

“Looks like everypony is capable of the Royal Canterlot Voice these days,” smirked Discord.

Lully Pop: Whatever he is, it makes him borderline omnipotent! A snap with his fingers and it happens! He has given bunnies giraffe legs, turned water into chocolate milk, clouds into cotton candy and can even control the sun and moon!

Crow: With his near unlimited access to magic, he can easily teleport himself and others over long distances, is fast enough to keep up with Rainbow Dash and perform his own version of the Sonic Rainboom. At one point he even travelled from the Horsehead Nebula to Equestria in mere seconds.

"Looks like you're not the fastest flyer in Equestria after all," teased Applejack her prismatic friend, who blew her a raspberry in response.

Lully Pop: He can also take apart his body like a puzzle, change his form and size however he wants, and stretch himself as if he’s made out of rubber. And he can do the same to others as well! Like the one time he snapped the horns and wings of the Mane Six away, or stole Celestia’s tail without her noticing.

"Don't remind us," said the group in unison, giving the chuckling draconequus annoyed glares.

Crow: He is able to manipulate minds, either by hypnosis or corruption. He can even outright take control of someone's mind, although he prefers not to. Discord also seems to posses near omniscient knowledge, since he knew all the strengths and weaknesses of the Mane Six as well as their names, without ever having met them before. He also knew about Twilight Sparkle's princess coronation and the "Winter Wrap Up Song", despite not being there, and he knew how Twilight felt about her role as a princess. But it seems to have limits, or else he would have known about the tatzlworm or Tirek’s betrayal.

"Well, knowing everything is boring, since it would also mean that surprising me is impossible. And I love surprises!" stated Discord, getting an enthusiastic nod from Pinkie.

Lully Pop: He can made doppelgangers of himself and others, who also have minds of their own, create ANYTHING practically out of thin air, including entire volcanoes and random objects, and while we’re on that topic, he can also animate them. Hey Crow, ever wanted to have a tea bagging teabag?

Crow: I can do without. Discord can also manipulate the very forces of nature, like disabling or shifting gravity, controlling space and time…

Lully Pop: (Interrupts) That dude can travel through time! No joke! He took Fluttershy and a bunch of fillies to a trip to the past and possible futures! On that note, he has stated that he’s unable to change past events.

"WHAT?!" yelled Starlight and Twilight, looking at the chaos spirit in surprise, and awe. "But how? When we travelled through time, past and future were changed because of our actions!"

"Your little table and my magic work differently," explained Discord, suddenly wearing a lab coat and drawing on a blackboard. "If I could change the past, I would never had ended up in stone in the first place. For me, everything that happened, happened the way it happened!" He smirked at his work, a sketch of a wide-eyed Twilight with an erupting head, and a mouth hanging comically open to the ground.

"While this may be very interesting, I must ask you to stop this," said Celestia, sounding serious.

"But princess! Imagine what we could learn...," started Twilight, before getting interrupted by her former mentor.

"No Twilight, nothing good will come out of messing with the flow of time," stated the sun monarch, giving her former student a warning glance.

Crow: He can also open gateways and travel to other dimensions, which would explain his otherworldly knowledge.

"That explains a lot," mused Sunset, "I always wondered how you were able to reference celebrities from my home."

Lully Pop: Discord can also create his own realities, like the chaos zone he calls his home or when he recreated the world of “Ogres and Oubliettes”!

POWERS and ABILITIES

CHAOS MAGIC

- The source of his reality-bending abilities

- Gives him near omnipotent powers

- This includes:

- NIGH-OMNIPOTENCE: Discord is capable of altering reality and manipulating the laws of nature

- REALITY RESTORATION: Discord is capable of restoring reality back into its original state

- SIZE- and SHAPESHIFTING: Discord can change size and form of himself and others

- TELEKINESIS: Discord has shown enough telekinetic skills to lift massive objects with ease

- HYPNOSIS: Discord has shown the ability to manipulate others and is skilled with hypnotic magic

- TELEPATHY / OMNISCIENCE: Discord possesses vast knowledge about current and past events

- TELEPORTATION: Discord is able to teleport himself and others over great distances

- CREATION / MANIFESTATION: Discord can create objects, creatures and plants at will

- REPLICATION: Discord can create copies of himself, others and objects

- ANIMATION: Discord can bring any inanimate object to life (Everypony knows that fact all to well)

- OBJECT POSSESSION: Discord can posses objects and appear magically in them as well (That one too)

- PORTAL CREATION: Discord can open portals to different dimensions

- GRAVITY MANIPULATION: Discord can alter the effects of gravity

- TIME TRAVEL: Discord is able to project himself and others into future and past events (Twilight grumled at that one)

- MAGIC IMBALANCE DETECTION: Discord has the natural ability to sense disturbances in magic

- And much more

HIGH INTELLIGENCE

- Master trickster and manipulator (Everypony could agree with that)

- Discord is good at deceiving others and making them do his bidding without even realizing it

IMMORTALITY

- Discord is over 1.000 years old, presumably just as old as, if not older than Celestia and Luna.

- He has never shown to age

ENHENCED STRENGHT

- Discord is strong enough to lift trees and boulders with no visible effort (Applejack approves)

FLIGHT

- Discord can fly using his wings

- Can fly at supersonic speeds (Rainbow Dash approves)

- Prefers simple levitation (Rainbow Dash is now disappointed)

Crow: And that are only his more well known abilities. As a near omnipotent entity, Discord possesses a nearly endless potential when it comes to the usage of his powers.

"Why, thank you," said Discord, smiling smugly, while the others rolled their eyes.

Lully Pop: Sadly, because of all his strength, he considers himself above the rest. It could be said that Discord suffers of a superiority complex, something that has lead him to find himself trapped in a rocky prison twice.

"Yeah, you're way to full of yourself," agreed Trixie, getting looks from the others. "What?"

"Nothing, nothing at all."

Crow: During most of his career he came of as a being too powerful for his own good, uncaring about how is actions impacted on others. It was all for his own fun and he seemed to enjoy using the ponies own virtues against them.

Lully Pop: Prior to his final reformation he was highly duplicitous, manipulative, uncompromising and unscrupulous, showing no hesitation in lying, tricking, playing filthy and diverse mendacious methods in order to achieve his goals. At times he also seemed to have a rather sadistic and cold-blooded side to him, such as when he was gleefully lying back and watching ponies struggling to get untangled from the Plunderseeds, and due to the fact that he constantly laughed at other's dismays. So it is no wonder that most ponies didn’t put too much trust in him despite his supposed reformation.

Discord visibly defleated, up to the point were he was just a puddle on the ground.

Crow: But after Fluttershy opened the door to said reformation, he has experienced betrayal, exclusion and even jealousy. By experiencing those extremes his world view expanded, he became more aware of his surroundings and others. And he found a friend in Princess Luna, whose own experiences helped him to overcome the mental barriers he put around himself out insecurity.

"You were indeed most adorable during that time," laughed Luna, as Discord solidified himself again, getting playful shoves from the gang.

Celestia meanwhile smiled to herself, observing the interaction of the friends, with slightly red cheeks.

Lully Pop: By challenging Twilight Sparkle he helped her to grow into her role as a princess, aided the Mane Six at unlocking their Rainbow Powers and helped saving Equestria from the changelings. Slowly, but steadily earning the trust of his new friends.

Everypony smiled at Discord, who tried to hide his blush by pretending to drink his glass of milk. Literally.

FEATS

- Probably the most powerful entity in Equestria (Discord smiled smugly at that one)

- Conquered Equestria two times

- Outsmarted Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer (That got eye rolls from them)

- Helped unlocking the Rainbow Power (Everypony approves)

- Helped Twilight Sparkle to accept her role as princess (That got a smile from Twilight)

- Helped in the defeat of Tirek and the Umbrum-Unicorns (Everypony approves)

- Saved Equestria from the changelings (Discord and Starlight hoof/claw-bumped)

- Immune to Fluttershy’s ‘Stare’ (That surprised everypony who wasn't there)

Lully Pop: Discord may be one of the most powerful magic users in Equestria’s history, but while his strengths are many, sadly so are his weaknesses.

"Hard to believe that he has any weakpoints besides the elements," stated Armor, remembering how helpless he and his guards where against him.

Crow: Attacking him head-on is destined to fail, as he can easily thwart any assault through his reality-warping power. However, he is vulnerable to the Elements of Harmony, which have successfully turned him to stone twice. Using the Elements also dispels all of his chaotic magic, returning things to their rightful shapes and places.

"The most overpowered McGuffin's of all time," complained Discord.

Lully Pop: His magic can also be cancelled by some anti-magic rock or can be stolen. And without his magic, he loses all his supernatural abilities. His magic itself is also rather unpredictable, like that one time where lost control over it because of his nightmares.

"Well, it's chaos after all! It wouldn't be if anypony had 'control' over it!" argued Discord in an attempt to defend himself.

Crow: He tends to be very overconfident and so assured of his own invincibility that he will not go all-out against enemies. In addition, his tendency to underestimate his opponents means that he can be taken by surprise, and be defeated before having the chance to react.

"True, that's how the princesses and we got you," agreed Twilight. "If you were actually serious, we wouldn't had a chance. Not that I'm complaining."

Lully Pop: Like when he was hit by the Harmony Beam a second time, or Tirek sucked his magic away. Also, while powerful his magic has limits and can be countered by others. Luna hit him with a sleeping spell, Celestia prevented him from stealing the elements again and Starlight managed to banish his body from school grounds.

Crow: During an astronomical event called “Cosmic Convergence” he was influenced by the released magic and become his polar opposite, Accord. And while intelligent, he is not immune to being manipulated, and fell for Tirek's proposition to become allies, not suspecting that he would betray him in the end.

"Urgh, that incident with Accord was such a mess," grumbled Rarity, getting a curious look from Sunset.

"Why, what happened?"

"Do you remember Starlight's equality plan?" asked Spike, ignoring the muffled protest of said wannabe dictator.

"I heard of it. Why?"

"Imagine that and amp it up to eleven."

Lully Pop: And while being nearly all powerful, he still got sick by a tatzlworm’s sneeze!

Crow: His biggest weakness however is that, if he exhibits only normal behaviour, he will slowly fade from existence. That shows that he HAS to be chaotic in order to survive.

"Wait, WHAT?!" yelled an alarmed Celestia, starring at Discord with barely hidden worry.

"Geez, calm down Celly," reassured the surprised Discord. "It won't happen again, so calm down."

"That explains a lot of your past actions," Cadence thought aloud. "If you don't act as you're supposed to do as the incarnation of chaos, you'll disapppear. That's... actually very concerning."

WEAKNESSES

- The Elements of Harmony can turn him into stone ("Still calling McGuffin on that!")

- His magic has limits and can be countered

- Can be influenced by magic

- Can lose control over his magic

- Overconfident in his own powers (Discord smiled sheepishly)

- Tends to play with his opponents

- Can be manipulated by others

- Fades away when he's not acting chaotic enough (That got everypony worried)

- Terrible as a stand-up comedian (Everypony except Discord laughed at that)

Crow: Despite his short-comings, he has proven to be a massive asset for Equestria.

Lully Pop: But don’t try to fit him for a halo yet. He’s still the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, and shows it frequently. He saves and abandons ponies on a whim, keeps playing his pranks and loves to leave everypony guessing.

Crow: At least until Fluttershy reins him back in.

"Hey, did you heard that?" asked a grinning Rainbow Dash the draconequus.

"Hear what?"

"The sound of the whip!" hollered the pegasus, laughing her butt of, while Fluttershy meeped, blushing heavily. The rest joined in the laughter, with the exception of a grumbling Discord, and slightly drooling Celestia, who starred absentmindedly in the air.

Discord: Tirek tricked me into believing he could offer me something more valuable than friendship. But there is nothing worth more. I see that now. He lied when he said that this medallion was given as a sign of gratitude and loyalty. But when I say that it is a sign of our true friendship, I'm telling the truth.

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Yukari Yakumo

BACKGROUND

- Height: 6’ / 182 cm

- Weight: Unknown (Seriously, we like to live, thank you)

- Bust Size: G

- Age: 17 (actually over 1.200 years)

- Occupation: Stabilizes and monitors the Barriers of Gensokyo

- Aliases: Mastermind behind the Spiriting Away, Border of Phantasm, Youkai that lurks in the Boundary, Youkai of Boundaries, Uncanny Smile, Demon that sleeps between Reality and Fantasy, Elusive and two-faced Youkai

- Hobbies: Sleeping, trolling, drinking tea at the Hakurei Shrine

"And here comes your opponent," remarked Sunset. "Seems like she isn't human after all."

"But what is she then?" asked Twilight, readying her scroll and quill.

Crow: Gensokyo, also known as ‘The Land of Illusions’, is beautiful realm of fantasy, existing beyond the borders of reality. Both home and refugee to countless supernatural beings, ranging from cute little fairies to ancient gods.

"My, such a beautiful place!" gushed Rarity, admiring the view provided of Gensokyo.

"Wait, supernaural beings? Such as ghost and stuff?" asked Rainbow, tilting her head.

"G-ghost?!" whimpered Fluttershy, diving behind Discord.

"Apparently. Gods too, seemingly," answered Luna, intrigued.

"It looks so... peaceful," smiled Celestia.

Lully Pop: Most of the inhabitants are categorized as youkai and are actually pretty friendly, as long as you stay on their good side! If not, well, hopefully they are not too hungry!

"... Not so peaceful after all, huh?" remarked Discord, laughing.

Crow: And without a doubt, the most powerful one among them is no other than the Youkai of Boundaries, Yukari Yakumo.

"Here she is," noted Starlight. "So she's some kind of demon?"

Lully Pop: Wow, that chick has one nice rack! Plus, she still looks ripe for the picking, despite being over 1.000 years old!

“Great, so she’s a pervert too,” grumbled Rarity.

The three males (and one multi-colored mare) in the room silently agreed with Lully's statement.

Crow: Youkai roughly translates to either ‘mystic apparition’ or ‘mysterious calamity’, and refers to a certain category of demons. They are much stronger than any normal human can hope to be, and posses an extremely long lifespan, or are outright immortal.

"Fascinating, a whole new race," cheered Twilight, taking notes.

Lully Pop: There is also an endless variety of them, since practically anything has the potential to become a youkai: humans, animals and everyday objects. Some youkai were even born out of stories and legends!

"Anything can become like that? Even my Daring Doo doll?" asked an excitied Rainbow Dash.

"Seems like it. You have ah doll of Daring Doo?" smirked Applejack at the blanching pegasus.

"W-what?! No, it's an action figure!"

"But you said..."

"An action figure!"

Crow: They isn’t much known about Yukaris’s past and origins, even her closets friends have only limited knowledge about her back story. She seemingly appeared 1.200 years ago for the first time and has been a major influence to many events and incidents since then.

"Where have I heard that before?" said Cadence, raising a eye brow at Discord.

Lully Pop: And boy was she busy during that time!

Crow: As her status implies, Yukari is a legendary youkai on the same level as gods, highly respected for her wisdom and power. She is not only one of the oldest youkai in Gensokyo, she is also one of the strongest and most experienced of them. She was one who proposed the Great Hakurei Barrier, which covers Gensokyo, and separates it from the rest of the world, and is therefore tied to Gensokyo's creation.

"She rivals gods?!" asked a flabbergasted Starlight, reflecting the expressions of the others.

"And she created a whole new world too," noted an equally stunned moon princess.

Lully Pop: She is the only known youkai who can pass this barrier in order to access the Outside World. As one of its creators, she performs surveillance and safety administration, making her both the guardian and overseer of Gensokyo. Or that’s what I would be saying if she wouldn’t lay on her lazy blonde ass all day!

"Great, another Rainbow Dash," sighed a certain farmer, much to the annoyance of said mare.

Crow: Yukari is known for being a very, well, youkai-like youkai who sleeps all day and only lives for the enjoyment of life.

"Yep, that sounds familiar."

"Shut it AJ!"

Lully Pop: Yukari’s MO usually involves manipulating others to resolve her problems for her. And with ‘others’ I mean the shrine maiden Reimu Hakurei. Poor girl. She’s also one of the biggest troll’s ever, messing with anyone just for the heck of it.

"Sounds like Twilight and Discord," noted Spike, getting laughs from the group.

Crow: She rarely acts in a direct manner, except in particularly most serious of situations. In all cases, she rarely lets anyone know what her true aims or goals are, and sometimes these goals are extremely abstract too.

Lully Pop: She has a well-deserved reputation of being fickle, whimsical, and acting only in her own interest.

"Ouch, harsh much?" asked Sunset, wincing.

Crow: For whatever reason, Yukari takes it all in stride and does not seriously deny any of those comments. She seems to actively try to keep her more obviously altruistic actions a secret, such as her donations to the Hakurei Shrine. She possibly cultivates this image to ensure that people continue to fear her as a youkai. She could easily be either a villain or a heroine, depending on her mood.

"A lot like you do, darling," said Rarity, looking at Discord, who shrugged and grinned in response.

Lully Pop: If anyone is suited for the role of mastermind, it's Yukari. It’s rumoured that she started the war between youkais and lunarians, and then lost on purpose, to prevent an even more devastating conflict in the future.

"So she waged a war, to prevent another one?" asked a confused love princess. "That's an... interesting approach."

Crow: She possesses superhuman intellect, and especially surpasses in dealing with numbers. Even her servant Ran Yakumo, who was somehow able to formulate and prove an equation for figuring out the width of the ever-changing anzu River, said that her intellect is something that she is not able to comprehend.

"Now she sounds like Twilly," joked Shining, getting a huff from his sister.

Lully Pop: Yukari is able to solve over 1.000 variables in a second, process information with speeds similar to a supercomputer and outsmarted Eirin Yagokoro, who’s implied to be a Goddess of Knowledge.

Crow: It is unknown to what extent her amazing intellect goes, but it would be no mistake to think that it far surpasses that of any mortal.

"So basically a super-egghead," summarized Dash,earning angry glares from Starlight and her fellow purple mare.

Lully Pop: Her physical strength is what you'd expect from a youkai of her level. While the full extent of an average youkai's strength is never really specified, their bodily ability is typically very high.

Crow: Yukari is strong enough to casually stop a full-powered punch of Suika Ibuki, an oni who can create earthquakes with her steps and flatten mountains by mistake.

"Woah," whistled Applejack, impressed. "That gal sure knows how to work out, I can respect that."

Lully Pop: She possesses seemingly endless stamina, and move at relativistic speeds, allowing her to move and react at the speed of light!

"Another competitor for the title of the fastest," quipped Pinkie, offering Rainbow a consolation muffin.

"Why the buck is everypony in the show faster then me?!" complained the prismatic pegasus, angrily bitting into her treat.

Crow: As a youkai, she’s also next to impossible to kill. They are rather spiritual in nature than physical, making them more vulnerable to attacks based on faith, such as charms and words, then to physical damage or status ailments. Youkai are able to regenerate from any injury, as long as it has insufficient ‘meaning’.

"Meaning what now?," asked Spike.

"Basically, you need either devine aid or have enough faith in yourself to believe that you can hurt them," answered Celestia the drakeling.

Lully Pop: Yukari herself states that she has no weaknesses, and even ‘shooting, cutting, stabbing, hitting, or killing her is useless’. She can shrug off being cut apart, heal from being reduced to mincemeat, tank a small supernova, and resist the power of the Ghost Princess Yuyuko Saigyouji, who can invoke instant death to any living being!

"So she's immortal," stated an amazed Sunset.

"To think that beings of such power could exist!" wondered Luna.

"Ghost's have a princess now?" asked Starlight in confusion.

"Seems like it. And she has the power befitting for her status," added Rarity, as always fascinated with anything resembling royalty.

Crow: She is also able to survive the ‘Sword of Hisou’. A weapon capable to gather and accumulate the surrounding spirit and convert it into energy. Basically, it is able to cut and disperse the spirit itself, making it a deadly tool against even the most powerful of youkai.

"How can one survive that?" questioned Shining.

"No idea. But she can," smirked Cadence, giggling at the face her husband was making.

Lully Pop: She can resist mind control and attacks, blocking even Reisen, who can directly manipulate the electrical waves in the brain to cause hallucinations. She was also unaffected by Keine’s ability to eat and alter history, however that works is anyone’s guess…

"How can one 'eat' history?!" yelled Twilight, rubbing her aching head.

"By eating a history book of course!" joked Pinkie, laughing at Twilight's expression.

Crow: Yukari also displays great aptitude with shikigami, supernatural servants, bindin the powerful nine-tailed fox demon Ran and numerous lesser servants. As shikigami are at their strongest when following orders, Yukari must also be skilled at giving the correct orders to fully maximize their potential. In a interview Ran Yakumostated that despite sleeping most of the time, Yukari is capable of giving orders the instant she opens her mouth, and she uses complex equations to increase Ran's power indefinitely.

"Impressive," stated Celestia, knowing how troublesome it can be to keep her staff and guards in line.

Lully Pop: I wish I had a sexy fox servant, too. One who must follow my e-v-e-r-y command…

Rarity groaned at that, while the males had deep blushes, much to the chagrin of some mares.

Crow: (Facehoofing) Ignoring that, she is skilled in Onmyoudou, a form of magic which creates and manipulates barriers - presumably due to the overlap with her innate abilities.

"An entirely new brach of magic," drooled Twilight, while the others chuckled. "I wonder if I can learn it somewhere..."

Lully Pop: Here is where her power comes in. The ability to manipulate boundaries. Which is as scary as it sounds.

"I don't get it," said Rainbow. "Is she building fences or what?"

Crow: Depending on the circumstances of their origins, youkai posses varying powers and abilities. While some low-level youkai a barely stronger than an ordinary human, some are equal to gods in terms of ability and skill.
Lully Pop: Let’s see… the power to invoke instant death, manipulation of fate or subconscious, altering history, inflicting insanity, and so on. But hers trumps them all.

"What the buck could be stronger than all of those!" stated a flabbergasted Applejack.

"No idea, but the thought alone terrifies me," agreed Rarity.

Crow: Yukari is able to manipulate any boundary in existence, be it material, spiritual, conceptual, metaphysical and so forth.

"... She... can...," mumbled a wide-eyed Twilight, who would have fallen of the couch if it weren't for Starlight's quick reaction.

Lully Pop: She can manipulate boundaries. ANY boundary. If it’s a boundary, she can make, break, or otherwise tweak it. It’s probably the most broken goddamn power one could ever have, period. You want proof? She could easily bust open the Boundary between your face and Cthulhu. Wouldn’t THAT be a sight to see?

"I still don't get it...," started a confused Dash. "What's so special about that?"

Crow: Because everything in existence is defined by its boundaries, there is no limit to the possibilities of this power. Since the nature of all things is defined by its boundaries - for example, a lake can only exist as it is because there is a boundary between it and the atmosphere, the surface of the water itself. She herself explains that this ability allows her to control the boundaries between any and all things. This power includes the Boundaries between Instantaneous and Eternal, 2D and 3D, Life and Death, Master and Slave, Human and Youkai, Reality and Fiction. And that is only the tip of the iceberg.

"... Holy mother of Tartarus," gulped the rainbow mare.

"No wonder she's considered the same level as a god," agreed Discord, sweating... soda?

Lully Pop: Remember that Ghost Princess? She’s a friend of Yakumo and was once a human, but after her death she was turned to a youkai by her. She also altered the Boundary of Life and Death to create a connection between Gensokyo and the Nether Realm.

"She can turn others to youkai as well?" asked an amazed Starlight.

"Forget that," said Trixie, waving her off. "She basically opened a gate to the afterlife!"

Crow: She can use her abilities to trap her foes in stories and photos, deny abilities, erase something’s existence, warp reality and even make the transitions so subtle that she can bring someone into a different realm without them knowing.

Lully Pop: There’re countless stories about her either dropping someone in Gensokyo or influencing events in other dimension. All for shits and giggles.

"Sounds like something Discord would do," mused Cadence.

"Why, I would never...," began Discord, but was interrupted by Fluttershy.

"Treehugger," said the usually shy mare with a raised eyebrow.

"... And I'll be quite for now," ended the draconequus meekly.

Crow: She can also alter the boundary between such things as Filling Meal and Light Meal, making a simple cup of tea worth an entire meal, Excitement and Boredom, or Focused and Scatterbrained.

Lully Pop: The last one was a jibe to me, wasn’t it?

Everpony chuckled lightly at that.

Crow: Maybe. It is also hinted that she’s able to destroy boundaries, but doesn’t use this ability, since it could destroy reality as we know it.

"And here I thought it couln't get any scarrier," stated Sunset. "By the way, how is Twilight holding up?"

"She stopped moving a while ago, but she's still blinking from time to time," noted the only dragon in the group, pricking her. She jumped out of her stupor with a startled yelp, before glaring at her assistant, while the others were giggling at her missfortune.

Lully Pop: But we've only scraped the surface of her manipulation of boundaries. She can also create and control gaps, portal-like rips in space. She can use these to teleport, travel, snatch projectiles, and even attack with them.

"That's the creepiest thing I have ever seen," complained Starlight.

Crow: She can also uses the ‘eyes’ within the sub-space of her gaps to monitor everything in Gensokyo, the Outside World, and even other worlds too.

"Ok, I retract my previous statement: THIS is way creepier," shuddered the unicorn.

"Do you guys think she can see us too," asked Pinkie, silencing everypony in the room.

"Heavens, I hope not," stated Rarity, looking around her in discomfort.

Lully Pop: That’s not creepy at all! She can also cut hers and others bodies in half, like some kind of stage wizard. I tried that too… once… it didn’t go well…

Everypony was now looking at Trixie, who huffed in annoyance.

"Trixie hates you all."

Crow: That I believe. Her fighting style resolves around elegance and mocking her foes by showing of her superiority. Her weaponry includes a parasol, her fan…

"Boring!" groaned Dash.

Lully Pop: And a friggin’ train ramming in your face at full speed! Oh, and train signs, too…

"Better!" grinned the speedster.

Crow: But her primary means of offense are Danmaku. Described as ‘Bullet Curtain’ or ‘Curtain Fire’, or simply ‘Bullet Hell’, it is the ability to produce a great number of projectiles, the Danmaku, at once or in quick succession, and send them in the direction of your enemy.

"That's awesome!" cheered Spike.

"Wow, that's a lot like Twilight during the Canterlot Invasion, but 20 times cooler!" agreed Dash.

"That remembers me of those arcade games the other Rainbow Dash and me play all the time," stated Sunset.

Lully Pop: They can also be used in Spell Cards, which are essentially what makes the inhabitants of Gensokyo as destructive or hax as they are. In the case of Yukari, both.

"Spellcards?!" yelled Twilight, bouncing up and down in a speed that makes Pinkie proud.

Crow: It is specified that the Spell Card System was developed by Reimu Hakurei and Yukari Yakumo, and first used in the Scarlet Mist Incident. It is a duel system that allows the combatants to fight without worrying about dying or killing the other. The Danmaku used during this fight are non-lethal in nature…

Lully Pop: But still hurt like hell!

Crow: … and the primary goal is it to dodge and counter attack. The winner is usually decided by skill and performance. The Spell Cards – and the similarly working Skill Cards - themselves are usually pieces of paper bearing the descriptions of their respective spells, along with the possible approval of the shrine maiden, and are a combination of Danmaku and the respective ability of the user.

"Very interesting" said an intrigued Shining. "Those would be ideal for guard training."

Lully Pop: The ones based around Yukari are absurd due to her boundary manipulation, varying from names like ‘Bait Laced with Venom’ to ‘Yukari Yakumo’s Spiriting away’. Basically, it's a crap ton of beams and energy balls that head in your direction. And yet those are just two of her Spell Cards!

WEAPONS

DANMAKU

- Literally means ‘Bullet Hell’ (Sunset, Spike and Rainbow Dash like this one)

- A seemingly never-ending barrage of magic based bullets

- Non-lethal if one chooses (Shining Armor was very interested in that one)

SPELL CARDS

- Combination of Danmaku and the user’s own abilities (Twilight is drooling)

PARASOL

- Surprisingly sturdy, can shoot Danmaku

- Stylish (Rarity approves)

FAN

- Sends out Danmaku

TRAFFIC SIGNS (No one understands that one)

- Reigns from stop and yield signs

- Are usually shot from a gap

TRAIN CARS

- Primary modelled after a Nagano Electric Railway Kijimi 3500

POWERS and ABILITIES

HIGH INTELLIGENCE (Starlight and Twilight approve)

- Can come up with ‘plans within plans’

- Clever manipulator: Prefers to trick others into playing into her hand

- Incredible smart, at the same level as a Goddess of Knowledge (Starlight and Twilight are jealous)

IMMORTALILITY

- At least 1.200 years old

- Can not be killed by ordinary means (Everypony was still amazed)

HIGH SPEED and REFLEXES

- Can move at relativistic speeds (Rainbow Dash approves)

- Can casually evade lasers and countless projectiles while lazing around

STRENGHT

- Compares to oni, the physically strongest youkai (Applejack approves)

- Oni can cause earthquakes, destroy mountains and shatter the moon (“Oh come on!” complained Luna)

HIGH DURABILITY and RESISTANCE

- Can tank hits from miniature suns (That dumbfounded everypony)

- Resistance to mental attacks and illusions (Amazed)

- Resistance to soul attacks (Very amazed)

- Resistance to causes of death and casualty (Still amazed)

FLIGHT

- Can fly at supersonic speed (Rainbow Dash highly approves)

ONMYOUDON (Twilight's drooling again)

- A mix of science and occultism

- Powerful magic, allowing her to manipulate and create barriers

- Can boost the powers of her subordinates indefinitely

MANIPULATION OF BOUNDARIES

- She can manipulate every boundary in existence (Everypony was very impressed)

- Basically limitless in its application

- Includes Manipulation of…

- REALITY and FANTASY

- TRUTH and FALSEHOOD

- KNOWLEDGE and IGNORANCE

- HUMAN and YOUKAI

- LIFE and DEATH

- INSTANTANEOUS and ETERNAL

- MASTER and SLAVE

- MATTER and ANTIMATTER

- CREATION and DESTRUCTION

- And many more

- Can erase an object’s existence by destroying boundaries (That got everypony worried)

- Hinted to create constructs as without boundaries, everything would exist as a single singularity

GAP CREATION

- Portal-like distortion, usually in the form of a dark-red or black space with floating eyes ("Creepy!")

- The eyes are a manifestation of what one can say is the image of ‘how desires are swirling around’ ("What?")

- Used for teleportation

- Used for observation (Super creepy)

- Can summon objects, including antimatter, pillars, trains, stop signs and whatever she wishes

- Can deflect and absorb attacks

OMNIPOTENCE (Discord approves)

- Her manipulation of boundaries grants her unlimited powers

- Her power is stated to be capable of fundamentally undermining reality (Discord approves this one too)

OMNISCIENCE

- Her manipulation of boundaries grants her unlimited knowledge (Twilight drools, again)

- Does so mainly by shifting the Boundaries between Knowledge/Awareness and Ignorance

REGENERATION

- Can recover from any physical damage if it lacks ‘meaning’

- Shooting, cutting, stabbing, hitting and killing is therefore useless (Everypony was impressed)

SKILLS

- Considered as strong as Suika Ibuki in hand-to-hand combat (Rainbow Dash and Sunset approve)

- Skilled swordwoman (Shining Armor approves)

- Skilled dancer (Rarity approves)

SPELLCARDS

- Aerial Bait "Bait Laced with Venom" -

- Multiple gaps open before firing Danmaku at high speed

- Border Sign "Quadruple Barrier" -

- By putting barriers and overlapping them, makes a nest-like web of severe energies

- Barrier "Charming Quadruple Barrier" -

- An amped up version of Quadruple Barrier, dealing more damage

- Also has a vacuum effect as it sucks in enemies

- Fantasy Nest "Flying Glow Worms' Nest" -

- Gaps open and fire a barrage of Danmaku from behind Yukari

- If the enemy tries to get behind her, they fire automatically

- Abandoned Line "Aimless Journey to the Abandoned Station" -

- Yukari opens a large gap, and a train screeches forth, running over the foe

- Her favorite technique

- Magic Eye "Laplace's Demon" -

- A series of gaps open, revealing countless eyes

- Upon seeing a weakness, they fire

- Aerial Bait "Hyperactive High-Speed Flying Object" -

- High speed lasers zip by, too fast to see usually

- Gradually speeds up, bombarding the enemy at speeds that makes blocking useless

- Barrier "Boundary of Life and Death" -

- Starting off with low-tier bullets, Yukari speeds up her Danmaku

- Eventually bombards the entire area with large orbs and multi-colored Danmaku, leaving no room for error

- Sinister Spirits “Double Black Death Butterfly” -

- Creates butterfly-like Danmaku that box the enemy in before scattering

- Repeats on various sides, speeding up over time

- And many more (Twilight is now a drooling and twitching mess, can somepony clean this up?)

Crow: Yukari is the extremely rare example of when ‘with great power comes no responsibility’ actually works, for her, and for pretty much everyone around her. Her near-godlike omnipotence makes her a force to be recognized with in any given situation, and the fact that due to her powers she has access to, as well as knowledge of, other realities and universes is a good reason to be worried.

"Gasp!I have to plan a welcome party in the case she comes to Equestria!" stated Pinkie, while the others were looking at each other in alarm.

Lully Pop: Good thing she’s a bit weird. Most of the time, she only uses her powers to troll random people. But still, it’s a fucking broken power. Yukari “Watch Me Give Your God a Wedgie” Yakumo is awesome.

FEATS

- One of the strongest and wisest youkai in existence (Everypony approved)

- One of the founders of Gensokyo (Celestia and Luna approve)

- Maintains the barrier around Gensokyo

- Can destroy Gensokyo and everyone in it (That got everypony worried again)

- Trained Reimu Hakurei (Celestia approves)

- Tricked Eirin Yagokoro, who’s hinted to be a God of Knowledge (Twilight was deeply impressed)

- Defeated many of the strongest beings in Gensokyo, including youkai, celestials and lunarians

- Can resist the ‘Sword of Hisou’

- Can manipulate others to do her work (Applejack disapproves)

- Mastermind behind several incidents, like the ‘Lunar War’ and ‘Dolls in Pseudo-Paradise’

Crow: Well, she has a few shortcomings, even thought I wouldn’t call them weaknesses. Her boundary manipulation has limits, or at least requires certain preliminary conditions in order to function properly.

"So even she's not perfect, huh?" said Applejack, leaning back.

Lully Pop: While powerful, there are a few opponents even she doesn’t want to face directly, like the oldest of the moon princesses, Watatsuki no Toyohime.

Crow: Though it’s unknown if she is actually wary of her or just too lazy to fight. And here lies the main problem when it comes to Yukari Yakumo: Her upper limits are completely unknown.

"Or she's just plain lazy," groaned the apple mare.

Lully Pop: Shit gets abstract fast if we're assuming Yukari is using her powers to its full effect. If you want to be particularly unfair, manipulation of the Boundary between Life and Death could very easily kill anyone without some kind of resistance to this ability. A blood-lusty Yukari is a very scary thing. Unfortunately for us, she uses her ability very rarely besides gaps, so it's hard to say exactly what limitations it has.

"That is actually very worrisome," gulped Starlight, while Discord was now sweating... chocolade buttons.

Weaknesses

- Lazy and tends to not get serious (Applejack doesn’t like this one)

- Toys with her enemies

- Boundary has some limits (maybe)

- Can be beaten in a Danmaku Battle

- Don’t call her hag! (Everypony laughed at that)

- If anybody asks, she’s 17! (Still laughing, but silently agreeing)

Crow: Since she’s usually either holding back or lets others do her work, she never showed her full strength, preferring to toy with her opponents. While there are some entities that COULD match her in terms of skill and power, like various high-level gods and Enma, even they are content to leave her on a VERY LONG leash.

"Even the gods are afraid of her," noted Sunset, shuddering.

Lully Pop: In other words, if Yukari’s involved, treat with caution! Or better yet, get the hell away!

“Dully noted,” Cadence agreed.

Yukari: "Making it so that people's bodies can be forcibly possessed... truly a deed of the devil. No, the pinnacle of all evil. Do I really look like someone who would commit such an act?"

Reimu: You do look like it! In fact, you're the embodiment of it! There's no way that you're not somehow related to this incident!"

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Crow: The combatants are set! Who will prevail? The mischievous Lord of Chaos? Or the Mistress of Boundaries?

“What do you guys think?” asked Spike.

“This is not an easy one, since both are incredible powerful, but I think that Miss Yukari has the edge,” stated Luna, humming in thought.

“Discord got this,” disagreed Dash, grinning.

“Yeah, go get her Dizzy!” cheered Pinkie, with Fluttershy and Spike joining in.

Lully Pop: Let’s…get…ready…to…RUMBLE!!! (Lully makes different silly poses with each word)

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The view settled to a small, lovely looking cottage, showing a certain Spirit of Chaos sprawling on a couch.

“I’m so BORED!” complained Discord, standing up and pacing around the room. “Fluttershy is visiting her family, Pinkie is visiting hers too, the princesses have one of those dull meetings again, and the others are still angry at me for giving the CMC that book about pony biology.”

“Don’t even THINK about it,” stated three of the mares, giving Discord a warning stare.

Chuckling at the memory, he continued. “Nothing to do, nothing to do,” he sighed. “And Fluttershy forbid me from spreading chaos in Equestria…in Equestria…”

He grinned.

"That can only end in a disaster," groaned Twilight.

"If I’m not allowed to cause chaos in Equestria, to another universe it is!" he proclaimed, before tearing the space in front of him apart and jumping through with a laugh.

At the same time, another tear opened over a beautiful little village, bordering an enormous forest, revealing the mad spirit.

"And now he's in Gensokyo," said Starlight. "That means Yukari isn't far away."

Looking around, he clapped in excitement, before raising his left arm. “Oh, this is going to be so much fun!”

Suddenly, he paused, still holding his claw up, still ready to snap.

"Huh?"

Chaos was erupting around him, the sky turning to all the colours of the rainbow, rocks and trees were floating around, defying anything known about gravity, and the clouds formed whirlpools, sucking everything under them in.

But he had not done anything of it. With an expression of befuddlement, he stopped floating and looked around.

"Hey, what gives?" he whined with all the grace of a grumpy child. "Things were totally normal a minute ago!"

"A lot can happen in a minute."

"There she is," smiled Pinkie. "And she already beat you to the punch!"

Alarmed, the Spirit of Chaos looked around, muttering to himself.

"Okay, why can't I find you?"

A giggle was the response. "Because you aren't creative enough ~."

“Wow, I never thought I would hear somepony saying this to Discord of all ponies,” stated Spike.

Now the draconequus tightened his lips, his expression faltering properly. "Hey, I'm plenty creative! Watch!"

He finally snapped his fingers, and the world was promptly thrown into even more chaos. The buildings were spiralling amalgamations of candy and cake, the streets were paved with soap and the plants had snapping maws rather than leaves.

"Oh come on ~," the voice teased. "You call that chaos? Here, let's leave the poor villagers alone for now.”

Behind Discord, a tear in space opened, revealing the eyes of millions of lost souls.

“Still creepy,” shuddered Starlight.

Yukari smiled as she stepped out of the portal and sat upon it, facing Discord, as if to study a new plaything. The chaos around the two meanwhile slowly faded away, returning things back to normal.

- Boundary of Chaos and Order –

“Huh, what might this be?” wondered Rarity.

“Looks like there adding these so we know what Yukari is doing,” thought Twilight aloud, scratching her chin.

“I see,” hummed the marshmallow mare. “How considerative from them.”

“I do not believe we ever met,” she said politely. “I am Yukari Yakumo, the Gap Youkai. Now, who may you be~?”

Discord laughed. “Why, hello there!” he started, suddenly wearing his orange suit, whirling a cane in his right paw, while tilting his hat and giving a dramatic bow. “I am the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, the Lord of Turmoil, Baron of Calamity and the Harbinger of Cotton Candy! I am the one and only draconequus, DISCORD!”

He threw another dramatic pose, while one could hear the applause of an invisible audience in the background.

Everypony chuckled at his introduction.

“Never change,” grinned Sunset, getting a wink and a laugh from Discord.

Yukari smiled, placing her fingers under her chin to rest on a gap just underneath her elbows.

“You’re an interesting one indeed. And I can sense a quite impressive level of magic coming from you.”

“Why thank you, it’s nice to finally meet someone who loves chaos as much as I do,” Discord grinned, snapping his suit away.

Celestia starred at the woman in barely contained jealousy, getting knowing looks from two of her fellow princesses.

“While we’re at that topic,” he started, looking at her innocently. “Why don’t we share a few stories over some glasses of chocolate milk and…”

In an instant, Discord teleported away, and for a good reason. A beam of light nearly struck him, and the gap that had fired it closed behind him. Yukari still smiled.

“What the…? What was that for?!” yelled Dash and Discord in unison, looking at the screen in anger.

“Please, don’t take me for a fool. I saw you go and use your powers,” Yukari stated. “I may appreciate some little mischief here and there, but your actions could be a threat to the barrier.”

“Looks like she is doing something by herself for a change,” stated Applejack. “Ah don’t know if ah should approve or not.”

Discord blinked. "Are you challenging me?" he asked.

"You are the intruder here. If anything… it is you who is challenging ME," countered Yukari, tapping her chin with a fan.

“She’s not wrong,” said Shining, getting a shove from his wife as Celestia looked at the screen in disdain.

He just stared at her for a moment before broking into a grin. “You? Just what are you going to do? Oh please, provide me some entertainment,” chuckled Discord, ready to snap whatever he thought needed into existence. “This should be amusing.”

Yukari's smile was hidden from him, but it twisted into of a mix of confidence and outright sadism.

“Here they go!” said Pinkie, jumping on Discord’s head, who ignored her as he starred intensively ahead.

FIGHT

Yukari aimed her parasol at the draconequus and fired first, sending three clear spheres of energy in his direction.

Discord just chuckled at that, and in a flash, he was wearing a baseball uniform and dashed at the orbs, before sending them flying with swings from a bat.

“Homerun!” cheered Discord, joined by Pinkie, Spike and Dash.

“Homerun!” cheered the chaotic spirit, before glancing around curiously, searching for his blonde foe, finding that she vanished from view entirely. With a smirk, he faced what was an obvious move - a wave of attacks from behind.

SPELLCARD – MAGIC EYE “LAPLACE’S DEMON”

“She plays cheap,” grumbled Applejack, not liking her style of fighting.

“Not everypony charges head on like you do, darling,” said Rarity, trying to calm the apple mare down.

Large white words appeared behind him as he dodged every single blast in slow-motion, laughing and whooping all the time:

'MISSED'

“You’re not taking this fight very seriously, are you?” deadpanned Sunset, raising an eyebrow at the Chaos Spirit.

Yukari was unimpressed. "For someone who claims to be creative, you take your tricks from others quite a lot. Someone might just sue you."

“Ouch, that hit a bit too close to home,” winced Discord, while Celestia fumed with anger.

“Did you expect to catch me that easily?” Discord questioned as his uniform changed to a gaudy-looking golden armor with a red cape, and the bat to a sword made out of gleaming silver.

Celestia got a dreamy look in her eyes.

Yukari smiled, whirling her parasol.

“No ~.”

With that, something distorted behind Discord, a gap filled with an unholy number of eyes and arms trying to claw at him. The draconequus maintained his focus on Yukari, but pointed his eagle claw behind him, firing a blast of red magic from it. The arms inside were struck, vanishing back within the gap as it closed.

“Holy Tartarus, that was eerie,” said Sunset, already having goosebumbs.

He grinned, seeing that Yukari had stepped back, unfolding her small fan just over her mouth, hiding a coy smile.

“My turn!” he laughed, before conjuring a giant cucumber with tiny white wings. Jumping on it, he charged at her, holding up his sword. “Here I come!”

“Trixie is unsure what is more stupid: This, or the time you summoned those damn pigs,” sighed the stage magician, giving the draconequus the stink-eye.

Yukari tilted her head in curiosity, smirking as she moved her hand in front of her. In that moment, a tiny gap formed just as the sword came down on her.

“Oh come on! That’s just cheap!” complained Discord, before warping his right arm. It stretched to seemingly impossible lengths, trying to land a hit from a different angle.

Once again, Yukari moved her left arm and summoned a gap to block the strike, but this time the sword itself changed form, going under the hole and swiping down, attempting to sever the hand. Just before it could, another slit in space opened above the entire limb, forcing him to stop his own momentum before he lost the blade in it.

“My, such good reflexes,” complemented the female youkai, pulling her dainty arm back, as Discord checked his peripheral.

A slit was right next to his neck. If his attack would have succeeded, he would've just ended up decapitating himself.

“What in TARNATION!” roared Discord, as he unleashed his inner Applejack, while everypony starred at the screen with wide eyes.

“T-that could have k-killed a pony!” stammered Starlight. “Why would she do that?!”

“I don’t think she cares much about the lives of others,” stated Luna, looking worriedly at her fumming sister. “I can understand that this could happen during the heat of battle, but to do this and be so nonchalant about it…”

He grumbled, clearly not amused as he snapped his equipment away, starring at the blonde in disdain.

“You’re quite the tricky one,” he stated, teleporting a few feet away. “Locks like I don’t have to hold back.”

“Looks like Discord is done playing around,” stated the still shaken Cadence.

“Understandable, after this nopony would hold back any more,” agreed Shining, eyes narrowing at the youkai.

“Get her!” demanded an angry Dash, patting a whimpering Fluttershy, who decided to hide behind her.

Yukari smiled at that, pointing her fan in his direction.

“Well then, let’s have some fun, shall we?”

“And yet she’s still messing around,” stated Spike.

With a snap, a giant hollow pumpkin, burning with eerie green fire, appeared out of thin air, ramming into Yukari’s belly at high speeds and carrying her across the sky towards the clouds. The youkai didn't seem bothered by this, as she simply swatted it away with her fan. A small eruption followed the impact zone, covering the ground with grey ash clouds.

“Yep, definitely done playing around,” said Luna, looking at the screen with wide eyes.

The draconequus used the distraction and teleported. In an instant, he was attacking Yukari from the side while wearing bright-red boxing gloves, only to be blocked by her umbrella. The youkai turned to him, a bit of amusement in her eyes as she put the fan away and seemed to grab the air. Discord quickly lifted his elbow and smashed it against her face, stunning the surprised woman before she could use any of her abilities and striking her in the stomach before she could recover, sending her flying to the ground.

“Yeah! Go get her!” applauded Pinkie, her formerly straight mane poofing out again.

Clapping his hands, an enormous wave of what appeared to be toxic-orange soda shot out of the surrounding clouds, crushing down on Yukari.

The Youkai Sage just straightened up in mid-air, waving her hand across her hair as she held up her parasol and opened it.

“Like a flimsy umbrella could stop that,” grinned Discord, enjoying the beat-down he’s delivering on screen.

The moment it hit, the ocean split into two, before blasting into the forest below, uprooting countless trees and covering everything with sticky juice for miles. While this was occurring, the youkai looked at her nails with minor disinterest, opening a gap just in front of the umbrella and had the wave swallow itself inside it.

“Forgot about her gaps already,” sighed Applejack, clearly disappointed.

When it cleared, Discord appeared right behind her, sending a stream of rubber snakes at her, trying to wrap her up.

“I appreciate the gift, Mr. Chaos Spirit,” Yukari smiled, then opened a gap right before him… and unleashed the rest of the wave, hitting him before he could teleport away, blowing him into the stratosphere and beyond. “But I’m afraid I have to send it back, purple is more my color.”

“You give purple a bad name with your actions!” yelled Twilight, getting nods from Spike and Starlight.

Discord was thoroughly drenched when he finally reappeared, shaking with rage as the soda on his fur vaporized due to the heat.

Suddenly he visibly deflated, sighing as he summoned a fire hydrant, cooling and cleaning himself, before returning his gaze to the youkai, who watched him with barely contained amusement.

“This is officially no longer funny,” he stated, drying himself with an obviously displeased white bunny, throwing it in a bin afterwards.

“Angel?” asked a bewildered Fluttershy, while the rest of the group giggled.

“I hereby forfeit.”

“WHAT?!” yelled everypony.

“Is that so?” Yukari began. “Good. It would get boring if I had to kill you with such ease.”

“She was really going to kill him…,” said Celestia suddenly, spooking everypony. Luna and Cadence were looking at each other in worry.

She suddenly raised her arm. “Or that’s what I would say... if you were the real one in the first place.” She seemed to grab the sky and pulled, removing several clouds behind her, revealing the true Discord hiding inside a floating shrub, with only his tail and a lone feather exposed.

- Boundary of Ignorance and Awareness -

“Urgh, so you’re good at playing Hide-and-Seek too,” groaned Discord.

“Now you’re cheating too,” complained Applejack.

“Well, excuse me. But if she’s not playing fair, why should I?” asked Discord, getting a grumble in response.

SPELLCARD - EVIL SPIRITS “YUKARI YAKUMO’S SPIRITING AWAY”

A blast of Danmakus and lasers struck the draconequus point blank, launching him viciously down onto the surface. The sounds of breaking bones could be heard even from Yukari's position, as she disappeared into a gap in reality.

“Ouch, she isn’t pulling her punches, is she?” winced Rainbow. “I knew how that feels.”

She warped near her opponent's flattened form. "I might generously assume that you simply like being beaten to a pulp," she mused. "But I think you simply aren't imaginative enough."

“Now she’s mocking him,” stated Rarity, while the temperature in the room started to rise slowly.

Discord recovered and stood up, looking fairly frustrated

Yukari smiled and dashed around, throwing her hand out. Her dainty fingers reached for the draconequu’s eyes, barely missing as he dodged and tried to counter with a punch. Yukari giggled at the futile attempt and lifted herself upwards, spinning across the air and placed her hands on either side of Discord’s face.

- Boundary of Life and Death -

The Spirit of Disharmony shuddered, before breaking out of her grasp. He ducked down and tried to slice the youkai with his left claw, which Yukari easily evaded.

Both broke apart, facing each other at a few feet’s distance.

“You saw it, did you ~?” Yukari questioned. “Your death?”

Her smile seemed…off. Uncanny, some would say. As if behind the curve of her lips was her sheer inhuman nature.

“Dear Faust, she is a monster,” shuddered Twilight, just as disturbed as the others. “Way worse than Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis and Sombra together.”

The Lord of Chaos was visibly disturbed, taking deep breaths as he tried to calm himself down.

“Is that fear what I sense? How delicious. Do I scare you?” Yukari teased, holding up her fan to hide a giggle. “If you give up now and submit to me, I might even spare you.”

“How can she enjoy this so much?” whimpered Fluttershy, diving deeper into Rainbow's cloud.

“Fear you? Submit to you? Don’t be silly,” Discord snarled, recovering. “I’m merely interested in your nature. It’s not something that should exist, yet it does. Like an illusion. What did you say you are? A Crap Youkai?”

Silence.

Roaring laughter.

Yukari’s eyes narrowed a bit, the lower half of her face covered by her fan to hide her expression.

- Boundary of Irritation and Serenity -

“Scrap Youkai?”

Cue more laughter.

- Boundary of Irritation and Serenity -

“Lap Dance Youkai?”

At this point everypony was rolling on the ground, laughing their collective asses off.

- Boundary of Irritation and Serenity

“Ah! Gap Hag!”

- Boundary of Anger and Serenity -

Silence.

"Oh shit, now you've done it," remarked Spike, starring with wide eyes at Discord.

"Language!" yelled Twilight.

“Anyway, that aura you posses, it’s not really here. YOU are not really here. You don’t truly exist,” he mocked, grinning cruelly. “You’re nothing more than a phantasm.”

A flash. A stab through her heart. The youkai’s eyes widened with shock as she looked down… the same blade Discord had used earlier in the battle, held by a second draconequus… had pierced her at last.

“I don’t have to fear or spare something that doesn’t really exist,” smirked the Discord in front of her.

"Woah Nelly!" stated Applejack.

"Now he's trying to end her too," noted Shining, getting the attention of the others. "Seems like she's pushing him to his limits."

A swing, and Yukari’s shoulder was completely cut open, blood seeping out of the massive wound. The Lord of Chaos approached her with ease; he was obviously assuming his victory was assured.

“I see… so you’re the type to talk big,” he mocked. Holding his paw out, he continued. “But once exposed, will fade into obscurity. A creature that is nothing more than a bad dream, a living nightmare - will be put down for good here.”

"He treats her as a monster now, not a person," said Sunset, starring at the screen. "He's technically not wrong, but this is still disturbing to watch."

Yukari blinked, growling as a gap opened to her side and fired several violet beams of light, the blasts homing in on the chaotic spirits… but they vanished. At that moment, the sword appeared out of a crack in the sky, piercing her belly.

“You’re not the only one that can manipulate reality,” Discord laughed, reappearing as a single entity in front of her.

“A dream you say,” Yukari muttered… and broke the sword with her hand. “Then I suppose I’ll just have to wake you up.”

"Looks like she's getting serious now too," remarked Cadence. "This doesn't bode well."

Her body was suddenly set ablaze as the remains of the sword exploded, confusion running across her face as she tried to retreat into a gap.

“Good luck with that, I’m a heavy sleeper,” grinned Discord, forming a giant sphere of magic between his palms. “Just ask Fluttershy.”

And with that, he sent the sphere in her direction, intending to end this fight.

Everypony was leaning forward, anxious about what would happen next.

Only for something to redirect the blast of distorted energy towards the ground below.

"What the...?!" yelled everypony in surprise, blinking.

When he looked up in confusion, it was yet another blonde woman, one with multiple white-tipped tails and a mob cap barely hiding her ears.

"Hey, that is cheating, no outside help!" complained Pinkie, holding a red card up. "Foul Play!"

“Ran, I don’t remember summoning you here,” Yukari sighed, opening her fan, while her wounds finally had time to heal properly.

“Forgive me, my lady. But I couldn’t just sit by idly. This creature is not worth your precious time,” stated Ran Yakumo, her most trusted shikigami. “Please let me handle this, my lady.”

"Well, I can at least understand her reasoning," stated the Element of Loyalty. "I couldn't stand aside either if I saw you getting beat by some punk."

Getting into a fighting stance, Ran looked at Discord with obvious disdain. “You’ll regret coming here and laying your filthy paws on Mistress Yukari, you cretin!

The Gap Youkai simply approached her shikigami and struck her over the head with her parasol.

“Kya!”

Stunned silence.

"Ok. What?!" asked a confused Trixie.

“My, it seems you’re malfunctioning a bit, do I need to do a hard reboot?~” Yukari asked, hitting the parasol over the fox demon’s head again.

“Owowowow! Lady Yukari-! Ow!”

"Is this really happening right now?" questioned a bewildered Rarity.

Discord could just watch. In fact, it was obvious that he actually wanted to sit down and enjoy the show.

"Don't just sit around there! Do something! This is an ample opportunity to finish this fight!" urged Sunset the draconequus.

“Well, I guess I will forgive you this time,” Yukari finally relented, opening a gap. “Your timely intervention did save me some trouble. Go home and prepare me some tea, I will need it after this is over.”

“Y-yes, Lady Yukari!” whimpered the bruised shikigami, getting up and quickly jumping into the gap, closing it behind her.

"Seems like she wants to finish this fight on her own after all," mused Shining.

Once she was gone, Yukari faced Discord, cracking her neck.

“Looks like I got a little carried away,” she stated. “Thank you for your patience. Now, let’s continue, shall we?”

"Here they go again," stated a worried Celestia.

“No matter what you do,” Discord began, snapping his claws. “It won’t help.”

The youkai turned in confusion, seeing what appeared to be an army of Discords surrounding her. Each one coming at her with a sword in hand, while the original was standing back. The youkai smirked and simply held her fan above her head.

SPELLCARD - YUKARI’S ARCANUM “DANMAKU BARRIER”

At that moment, two sigils - rings with patterns similar to a summoning circle - scattered apart and began to spew forth blue orbs of light, all tightly packed together, as the other ring fired pink orbs. The Discords saw the orbs flying forth, forcing them to scatter before being bombarded.

At that moment, the bullets stopped just short of hitting the youkai in the center and flew back again - resembling a beautiful duo-colored flower. The copies were overwhelmed due to the speed and sheer number coming at them, leaving them open for the next set that ripped through them like butter, reducing them to nothing.

"Wow, neither of them is holding back anymore," said Starlight, analyzing the the fight on the screen.

“That was merely Easy Mode, even a child could accomplish that,” Yukari teased the real Discord. "I am an Elder Youkai, and you are nothing more but a mere spirit. What looks like impermeable chaos to you is the tip of the iceberg for me. So, let’s amp it up to… LUNATIC.”

"Nevermind, she was still playing around?!"

SPELLCARD - PARADOX “PERPETUAL MOTION”

Discord realized that he was moving sideways. Trying to stop himself ended in failure, as he was now shifting back and forth.

Danmakus appeared randomly in the space around him and split into several more, forcing the Chaos Spirit to dodge without the ability to stop, wobbling back and forth through the barrage appearing out of thin air.

Suddenly, the air seemed to vibrate, as the wind was picking up, vaporizing any cloud in its wake.

The sky was still bright, the sun shining on him as Yukari appeared in front of him and landed a punch that launched Discord back - into the dark. The moon and stars were shining as if it was night time. In fact.

It was.

Both night and day were existing in unison. The sun and moon were shining bright as Discord floated under the night sky.

- Boundary of Day and Night -

"The sun...," gapped a stunned Celestia.

"And the moon too," added a similary surprised Luna. "She took control of both of them at the same time?!"

"And those don't fall under the same rules as ours," remembered Twilight, blanching. "J-just how powerful is she?!"

Without hesitation, Yukari flipped her hand upwards, creating a gapping distortion over the draconequus.

SPELLCARD - DECEPTION ARTISTRY “DARK SIDE OF THE MOON”

The gab unleashed glowing white magic circles in all directions and random distances, and a few black ones as well. The black ones unleashed sprays of blue lasers in Discord's vague direction while the white ones unleashed a considerably larger amount of lasers each, but in all directions.

Shortly after summoning this attack, Yukari leaned back to avoid a counter blast from a panicking Discord, before rising up and sitting down on a gap to avoid another one passing underneath her.

SPELLCARD - FANTASY NEST “FLYING NEST GLOW WORM’S NEST”

Finally, after what seemed to be hours, but were only a few minutes, the barrage of attacks stopped, giving Discord a chance to catch his breath.

"Trixie's eyes hurt," complained Trixie (duh!).

Looking around for his foe, he realized that she was gone again. While preparing for what was surely coming for him, his left arm suddenly vanished. Surprise ran across his face as he noticed this.

"Dear Celestia, what now?" asked Cadence in anxiety.

Yukari was right behind him, holding his snatched off arm with a noticeable bite in it. Her lips still clean despite this.

Everypony screamed in unison.

"Oh my non-descripted deities," hurled Discord, a stream of liquid rainbows streaming out his mouth.

Fluttershy and Rarity fainted, while the others were looking just as sick as Discord.

“The ability to manipulate reality you say?” started the Gap Youkai, throwing the rest away, as Discord’s arm regenerated. “Close but no cigar. My power is much greater than that, exceeding your limited understanding of what you call ‘reality’.”

As the draconequus turned… his head was reduced to nothing in a heartbeat. His body soon followed…

Everypony was starrring at the screen in pure horror.

“The Boundary of Form and Nothingness had befallen you. A tragic and abrupt ending, befitting for one like you. Dirt to dirt, so to speak,” with a smile, Yukari unfolded her umbrella… before a strike from behind cut through her body. Slowly, she began to lean forth.

"I can't stand much more of this," moaned Twilight.

Another swing… and Yukari might as well have been cut in half. The youkai’s eyes widened as she fell to the ground below.

As he watched the woman fall, the Lord of Chaos grinned.

“When will you finally learn?” he asked mockingly. “No matter what you do, it’s useless!!”

"Hello, somepony called Mr. Murphy?" tried Pinkie to lift up the mood, despite her hair being straight enough to cut wood.

At least that was what he said before the sky turned to a bloody red, and something leered down on him. It resembled an enormous version of Yukari’s right eye, that blinked at him. Whatever it was, it told him that the fight wasn’t over.

Rarity, who just got up, fell to the ground once again, in blissful unconsciousness.

SPELLCARD - AERIAL BAIT “BAIT LACED WITH VENOM”

And at that moment, from every direction, gaps formed in the space of sky, and a barrage of lasers bombarded the chaotic spirit like hail. Each beam moved too fast for him to react. Each hit looked like an uncontrollable explosion.

“Mr. Chaos Spirit, you mustn’t underestimate me ~,” Yukari’s voice echoed from the gaps, before she stepped out. “No matter how many times you try to kill me, the only thing you’ll ever achieve is to ruin my dress ~.”

"Dress?" asked Rarity groggily, waking up at the sound of her favourite word.

SPELLCARD - SPACETIME BOUNDARY “BORROWED TURTLE WAVE”

Yukari summoned a blue-glowing gap in front of her, showing a green landscape, a mountain and…Canterlot?

"Is that our castle?" asked Luna in trepidation. "What could she want from there?"

Suddenly, the castle exploded, as a bright blue beam shot forward, going through the gap and heading for Discord, who barely had the time to jump out of the way. The attack continued, until it hit a mountain in the distance, reducing it to dust. Discord gapped, before turning around and scowling at the smug blonde.

Everyponies jaw dropped.

"H-how?!" yelled Twilight, plucking her mane.

"That makes no sense, even for me," stated Discord in a rare moment of agreement with the youngest alicorn.

"That’s cheating!" he shouted, pointing an accusing claw at her.

"We're well past this point now," deadpanned Sunset, still shaking a little.

"I am a youkai," Yukari reminded him all too happily. "Being fair isn't in our job description."

"Yeah, that is what I thought."

SPELLCARD - SINISTER SPIRITS “DOUBLE BLACK DEATH BUTTERFLY”

“Oh come on!” complained Discord, flying away as fast he could.

“Neither is being nice,” she laughed.

Discord darted away with a yelp as the monstrous attack began. It started with hundreds of massive butterflies being flung all over the arena in a massive pulse, scattered around the space. Then, Yukari crossed her hands, and all the butterflies began a rotation in both directions to form a tornado of death, surrounding him.

Just as that happened however, something changed in the atmosphere… a burst of magical energy forced the lights away.

Discord lifted his right paw, ready to snap again, only to be suddenly pulled away by a massive red claw emitting from a distorted space behind him. Confusion was quickly replaced with shock as he saw Yukari waving her fan, sending what appeared to be blades from it. The draconequus focused ahead and a wall made of candy cones formed before him, deflecting the blades with ease.

"Looks like they're at a stalemate" said Shining. "Whatever they do, it cancels to actions of the other."

"Hey guys, Fluttershy is still unconscious," noted Spike.

"Let her be, this is nothing for her," answered Discord, worried about his first friend.

Taking note, Yukari simply waved her hand again. The claw began to crush Discord in its grip. But despite its mighty hold, the Spirit of Chaos didn’t make a sound. His gaze met hers, and he smirked… before melting away, running through the fingers like jello, reforming under the distortion.

"No one can get the upper hoof," agreed Starlight to Shining's previous statement.

The youkai seemed to grab nothing, clenching her hand on the air around her. The draconequus didn’t had the time to react as she seemed to pull… and in that moment, it looked like everything was sliced in two, Discord’s body was ripped in separate halves, and the clouds parting several kilometers away like butter.

- Boundary of 2D and 3D -

"What did she do?" asked Trixie in confusion.

"She basically twisted dimensions, using one to cut through the other," explained Sunset, her mouth open enough to fit an entire wheel through it.

Just as he put himself together, Yukari stepped out of a gap behind him, a smirk on her face. Before he could move, she swiped her hand down, bitch-slapping his face with enough force to part the remaining clouds in the distance. The force of her backhand knocked Discord out of the sky, sending him plummeting to the ground with the speed of a falling meteor. The impact from his landing devastated the land below, terraforming the mountain range entirely.

"No mercy," whimpered Discord, while Celestia stood up and sat right next to him, laying one of her wings over him. This action didn't went unnoticed by the others, but no one said anything.

Stepping through another tear in reality, Yukari followed him.

“You know… it’s not too late to accept my offer,” Yukari began, noticing that his wounds are healing at a much slower pace. “You may even get another chance to spread havoc across another world.”

Discord stood up as his eyes met Yukari’s… and he responded accordingly.

"No...," started Discord, scowling.

With a claw through her chest.

"I'll never betray my friends again."

Yukari didn’t reply at first, blood leaking from her wound. Then she smiled.

"Tartarus, when will she finally give up," asked Luna no one in particular.

At that moment, the air around Discord started to tremble.

“As I stated before, I can feel your fear. I can literally taste it. And it’s… delicious,” Yukairi grinned wolfishly, licking her lips. “Play-time is over… I’m getting serious. Now, allow me to show you the difference in our powers.”

- Boundary of Mischievous and Serious -

"Not at all, it seems," gulped Twilight.

“You feed on fear you say?” Discord began, teleporting away from her.

A crack formed above the youkai, and large, scaled claws, each the size of a tree, forced the dimensional rift open as a near endless array of fire-breathing dragons poked their faces out. “Then you will starve!”

"Woah Nelly!" yelled Applejack. "You can do that?!"

"I never had to go all out like this," answered the Lord of Chaos. "But against someone like her..."

The dragons roared and breathed huge columns of fire, reducing the bordering forest to cinder in one mighty blast of heat. The dragons continued their haunting roars, as they stomped and rampaged across the remains of the mountain range.

Yukari was able to evade the blasts with ease, hovering in the air and observing the mindless beasts below her. Her eyes narrowed when the dragons went quiet all of a sudden, before raising their heads as one to glare at the woman.

"I won't hold back anymore."

Wings were battering when the fire lizards took into the skies, heading towards Yukari. The Youkai Sage simply sighed and raised her fan… and with a wave, a shockwave of otherworldly power was flying to the dragons at speeds they couldn’t even comprehend and reducing them to nothing in an instant. The horde kept coming, all too slow...

The youkai became the very last thing any of the dragons saw, before crumbling to dust the very next second later by her powerful attacks. Yukari didn’t even change the expression of utter boredom on her face.

“I am growing tired of your games,” as she said this, four violet colored lights fired and encircled her, before flying out and annihilating the remaining dragons.

"Even an entire army of dragons can't slow her down at all," whimpered Spike, getting a reassuring hug from Rarity.

"You smug little...," growled Celestia, scaring the others as the heat in the room skyrocket.

At that moment, six rings surrounded her, growing larger and larger. As soon as Yukari noticed them, they started to glow in six different colours: orange, lavender, white, pink, blue and yellow.

Discord appeared in a safe distance from her, growling. “My turn. Consider this OVER!”

SPELLCARD - SONG OF HARMONY “FRIENSHIP IS MAGIC”

"What in my name," started the sun princess, calming down in order to look at the screen in wonder.

Six gigantic, familiar shapes formed out of the circles, attacking the surprised youkai simultaneously.

The first darted back and forth and released blasts of red bullets in her direction.

The second released a hail storm of purple lasers in a vaguely aimed fashion.

The third unleashed Danmaku in a spiralling pattern around itself, before they started to spread towards its opponent like silk.

The fourth unleashed bursts of multicoloured Danmaku of peculiar shapes, looking like clouds of confetti.

The fifth made fast dashes straight for Yukari, leaving behind a spraying trail of all colours of the rainbow, that persisted where they travelled.

The sixth and final one would back away from Yukari at a slow pace, releasing pink and yellow Danmaku as if to feebly protect itself.

"That are...," Celestia began, mouth agape in surprise.

"Hey, thats us!" cheered Pinkie, her mane poofing out again.

Yukari simply gave a tired sigh as the attacks hit her all at once.

BOOM!!

A moment later, a wave of lightning erupted, the speed and pressure of the shockwave turning the entire sky a pale white for a split second as the mach cone breached the stratosphere and burned against the ground.

The mushroom cloud formed from this could be seen from orbit, scattering the clouds and turning them into storms in a moment before completely evaporating. When it finally dissipated, the once beautiful land was turned to a completely barren one. It resembled nothing but gravel, a newly formed crater the size of an island in its center, so deep that the magma chambers were seeping out. What was left of the mountains was breaking away into space.

"You know, since you are usually just messing around," gulped Rainbow Dash. "It's easy to forget how scary you can be if you want to."

Yukari herself… looked completely unfazed.

"WHAT THE BUCK!" screamed Celestia, shaking the entire castle.

"Not even a scratch," stated a horrified Discord, grapping the alicorn sitting next to him.

“I believe that was but a love tap compared to what I’m going to do to you. Maybe less than that even. Are you growing afraid of me now that you realize that your tricks won’t work on me?”

Discord starred at her in silence, then simply raised his left claw and snapped.

As he slowly walked away, Yukari was engulfed by darkness.

"What is that?!" asked a disturbed Twilight.

"Something I hoped I would never had to use," said Discord. "Chaos in its purest form: Creation and destruction.

Floating in an empty space, her body started to dissolve, as unseen forces ripped at her, devouring and annihilating her very existence. Despite this, she seemed completely calm, even as the flesh on her face faded away, showing a grinning skull. Holding up her left hand, she watched in curiosity as her fingers turned to dust before disappearing entirely.

"Why is she so calm?!" asked a bewildered Spike. "She's dying!"

“Not bad. Trapping me in a place that destroys everything within it, time and space included. It does hurt quite a bit,” Yukari spoke as if she was taking a stroll in the park, her single eye looking at the edge of the black mass. “If this continues I actually might cease to be.”

"Oh heavens, she is planning something," stated Rarity, hugging Spike even thighter.

She held the dainty fingers of her remaining arm out and squeezed them like one catching a fly between his fingers would do.

Discord stopped, eyes widening.

- Boundary of Reality and Fiction -

And the black space shattered apart, leaving the watching draconequus in a state of shock.

"No, nonononononono!!" gapped Discord, while Celestia throw her front legs around him, in the hope this would calm him down.

“Mr. Chaos Spirit. Please, if I eat anymore, I’ll grow overweight ~,” Yukari’s disembodied voice giggled.

"It's over!" moaned Discord, shaking in Celestia's embrance.

“You were quite fun earlier,” she complimented. “But you should know. You were dancing on the palm of my hand for quite a while. The fun had passed, and you’re making me a sadist,” Yukari whispered nonchalantly, as she watched Discord holding his right paw out.

A flash escaped his fingers, but nothing seemed to happen.

Starring at his paw in confusion, he snapped again.

And again.

And again.

"She took away his magic! Now he's completly helpless!" yelled Applejack, pulling her hat down at its sides.

As the Spirit of Chaos slowly raised his head in trepidation, he finally saw Yukari approaching, a smile on her face as red mist escaped from her still reforming torso. Her face was hidden in darkness… her mouth spread to a large predatory smile… showing of unusually sharp teeth… her eyes glowing with eldritch power… and then a multitude of bleeding eyes were meeting Discord’s horrified face.

“That actually hurt. You completely ruined me… my clothes are ruined too… so allow me to repay the favor!”

Yukari raised her hand… and snapped her fingers.

"Oh no...," whimpered Discord.

Before Discord could comment of that final act of mockery to him… a gap opened behind him.

“It seems neither of us can truly stay dead,” said Yukari, as her body returned to normal. “In order to finish you, I suppose I just have to erase you from reality altogether.”

MANIPULATION OF BOUNDARIES - ARCANIUM OF THE BATTLEFIELD “BOUNDARY OF UNIVERSE AND VOID”

A series of hands grabbed the draconequus by his throat, face, torso, and arms. The horror on his face only growing as he was pulled into the gap and dropped in the middle of nonexistence… a white flash.

And he was gone.

KO

"She erased him from existance. Just like that," mumbled Twilight, while the others were either silent in shock or crying slightly. Celestia still tried to soothe the draconequus, despite the tears running down at her face.

Fluttershy comes home, looking around and searching for Discord.

Yukari sits at a little table and finishes her tea, before entering a gap of hers,… only for a second one opening up on the screen and her emerging from it.
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"What the buck!" roared Luna, shaking everypony out of their depression. And finally waking Fluttershy up.

Yukari: So I see you were the one observing me... rude.

Everypony starred at the screen in horror and confusion, but at least the the shock of the youkai appearing in the video distracted everypony from their distress.

"Oh my, what happened?" asked a confused Fluttershy, looking around.

"... Let's just say that Discord lost and Yukari took over the show," said Sunset lamely, while the yellow pegasus gasped before flying to the chaotic spirit and joining Celestia in comforting him.

Lully Pop: Son of a …! What the hell!? How did you get in here?

Yukari: Simple, boundaries ~.

Lully Pop: Damnit Crow! I thought you said you sealed this place!

Crow: Do you really think I could stop someone like her? I'm actually surprised she didn't noticed me sooner.

"So it's Mr. Crow who gets all this footage and information about us and the others?" asked Twilight, trying to calm herself down. "He must have similar powers to Discord and... Yakumo."

Yukari: Oh my ~. Trouble in paradise?

Lully Pop: SHUT UP!

Yukari: (Giggling) So, are we going to sit around and chat idly all day or is a review of the battle going to be in order?

"Don't act so smug!" yelled an angry Rainbow, getting sounds of agreement from the others.

Lully Pop: Urgh! Take it away, Crow! The sooner we finish…

Crow: This fight... was surprisingly one-sided. In fact, Yukari could have ended it any time she wanted. Since she has never showed her full strength, the upper limits to her power are completely unknown, but even without getting serious, she outclasses Discord in every way possible. But let’s take it from the top.

"If it was so one-sided, why do it in the first place," grumbled an still shaken Discord, slowly recovering between the two mares, who are still hugging him.

Lully Pop: For starters, both have very similar powers and abilities. Both are practically unkillable, can warp reality in their own unique way and are seemingly omnipotent. But while Discord may be a power of reckoning, Yukari IS reckoning.

Yukari: You flatterer ~.

Lully Pop: I hate my job…

Crow: Please stop antagonizing her, I’m the one who has to deal with her when she goes berserk. Anyway, Discord had no way of actually hurt her, since anything he could throw at Yukari could be easily redirected by her gaps, or be disabled and countered by her boundary manipulation. Direct confrontation is also a no-go. He may be stronger and faster than any other being in Equestria, but compared to the inhabitants of Gensokyo, he's average at best.

"Well, I guess that's true. Not like we could compete with century old gods," sighed Applejack, fluffing up her hat.

Lully Pop: Don’t believe us? Remember the strength of other youkai like Suika, who can topple mountains and destroy countries. Even they're intimidated by this granny. She can dogde laser barriages for a living, and can keep up with beings who can circle the moon in a few minutes without trying. So Yukari effortlessly dwarfs him in this category. And this is her still holding back!

"Kinda stinks that she never took him serious," stated Spike, understanding the feeling of not being taken seriously.

Yukari: (Yawns) What can I say? Taking things seriously is so tiresome.

Crow: Yukari was able to manipulate and outsmart gods, and due to her powers can easily obtain all the information she needed to overcome Discord. Using this in combination with her superior intellect, she can come up with hundreds of possible strategies to defeat him in mere seconds.

"Yeah, and yet the finished him of in the cruelest way possible," growled Rainbow, getting a curios glance from Fluttershy.

"Why, what did she do?" Everypony stiffened as one.

"You don't want to know, Flutters," Rainbow finally answered.

"Meep!"

Lully Pop: Yukari’s resistance to magic, mind control and illusions also means he couldn’t distract or affect her for too long, if at all.

Crow: Another matter of importance is their overall experience. Discord is more of a trickster than an actual fighter, preferring to manipulate or confuse his enemies into submission. Yukari on the other hand has no such restraints, capable and willing to outright kill her foes if she deems it necessary, to the point were even a massive loss of life is of no concern for her. She has challenged countless powerful entity’s, including deities, and came out on top.

"Heavens, that wasn't a fight, that was a stomp fest," sighed Rarity, releasing a disappointed Spike to fix her disheveled mane.

Lully Pop: And even if he gets over his inhibitions, he has no way of ending her effectively. Physical attacks are a waste of time, and even more creative approches would most likely be useless. How do you kill someone who can survive little suns and black holes being thrown in her face, and walk it off? Even if Discord tries to teleport her into a sun or another dimension, she can easily escape or warp her way out. Or simply negate the damage.

Yukari: It would ruin my mood though…

"You don't say..." deadpanned Luna.

Crow: It has been stated that the only way to stop youkai of Yukari’s magnitude, is to attack or purify their souls directly. Which is easier said than done. Even holy entities like gods or celestials, who are the natural counter to a youkai’s power, weren’t able to do so. The celestial Tenshi was capable of defeating several of the strongest youkai in Gensokyo with ease, but even after stabbing Yukari with the Sword of Hisou, she was still unable to kill her. And remember, this weapon is capable of cutting and destroying souls.

"Okay this is getting ridiculous, how do you even beat something like her!" yelled Starlight, throwing her front legs up in the air.

Lully Pop: So Discord was pretty much boned before the fight even began. The complete opposite goes for Yukari. It was never the question of who would win, but when Yukari gets bored.

Yukari: Things can get dull, even in Gensokyo. So why not enjoy some fun when it presents itself ~?

"Tia, calm down. You're scaring Discord," warned Luna her fumming sister, who's mane was starting to smolder. "And Miss Fluttershy too."

"Meep!" made the distressed butter pegasus.

Crow: Her ability to manipulate boundaries trumps Discord’s chaotic magic in every way possible. Yukari’s power is stated ‘to be capable of fundamentally undermining reality’ and ‘surpass the borders of reason and rationality’, while Discord’s still works under a specific set of rules and limitations.

Lully Pop: Unlike Discord, there are no effective counters or weaknesses to her power, and given enough time, Yukari can easily find a get-around. Like when she found her way to the moon, despite the lunarian’s effort to hide it by magic. Her magical reserves and stamina are also stated to be limitless, while Discord’s however have defined limits. That was proven on several occasions, for example when he was visible tired after helping the CMC after a day of crusading. And don't forget, all his powers are linked to his magic. Without it, he's pretty much helpless.

"Yeah, we saw that. Thanks for reminding us," said a strangely dark-pink colored Pinkie, her mane once again flat on her head.

Crow: Yukari on the other hand had plenty of opportunities to end the fight prematurely. By creating sufficient amounts of antimatter, or by simply shifting or destroying boundaries, she could easily become everything between a planet- to an universe-buster. There is no way Discord could compete with someone like her.

YUKARI YAKOMO

+ Stronger, faster and smarter

+ Endless stamina and magic

+ More experience and ruthless

+ Immortality trumps Discord’s

+ Her powers outclass Discord’s by far

+ Can counter everything Discord could throw at her

+ Better weaponry and combat skills

+ Could end the fight anytime she wants

- Does not take the fight seriously

- Does not use her full power

DISCORD

+ Unpredictable

+ His powers allows him to keep up with Yukari, to a certain degree

- Weaker, slower and less experienced

- Can be influenced by Yukari's manipulation

- His magic and powers are inferior to Yukari’s

- Has no means to defeat Yukari, or protect himself from her

- Helpless without magic

"Come on Discord, you heard them. She basically a universe-smasher," Spike stated, trying to console the draconequus. "There is no shame in loosing to someone that strong."

"Wise words young dragon," agreed Luna. "Now get up, I refuse to believe that somepony who defied me and my sister for so long would fall into such a state by something this!"

Discord slowly freed himself from Celestia's and Fluttershy's embrance, cracking his neck, then took his head off and gave it a good shake before putting it back on.

"You're right," grinned Discord, getting cheers from the others. "No point in whinning. This Spirit of Chaos wont throw the towel that easily!"

Yukari: (Claps) You really did your homework on this. I applaud that.

Crow: Thank you. Since you’re here anyway, do you want to join us? I got a delivery of fresh tea and cake this afternoon.

Yukari: My, my, what a gentleman ~.

Lully Pop: Don’t give away my cake! So, once Yukari got serious, it was over in a FLASH.

Crow: …

The group: ...

Yukari: … Really?

Lully Pop: Ehmm… it ended with a SNAP? You got NOTHING to worry about?

Yukari: That… actually hurt. Have do you endure this?

Crow: You get used to it. Also, no cake for you, Lully. The winner is… Yukari Yakumo.

Lully Pop: Hey, wait for me! … Next time on EvU…

"Don't you worry, Discord! I'll give you cuddles, and read you stories, and tell you all about me! I was born on a Tuesday..."

“Pinkie, I’m grateful that you’re trying to cheer me up, but I’ll get over it,” stated Discord, sitting back between Celestia and Fluttershy.

“But I didn’t say anything! Gasp! Is there a second Pinkie? Do I have another sister?” answered Pinkie, bouncing back to her usual self, looking around excitedly. “Where are you?! I want to hug you, and then we can bake cakes and be best sisters ever! Well, beside Maud, she is…”

“Pinkie, calm down!” interrupted Twilight.

“Oh Celestia, give Trixie strength…,” sighed the blue pony. “Everypony, look at the screen.”

Everypony in the room now looked back at the screen which had changed to show a very familiar pink pony.

"Isn't this exciting? Are you excited because I'm excited I've never been so excited, well, except for the time that I saw you walking into town and I went [gasp] but I mean really, who could top that?"

“Seems that Miss Pie is next,” said Luna, dodging the overly excited pink hurricane jumping around the room in high speed. “We are worried who her challenger might be.”

“After this fight, I guess we all are,” agreed Cadence.

One could hear upbeat music, as Pinkies’ opponent came into view.

“Save the world?! You're going on world-saving missions without us?! I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault...”

A girl in pink clothes and orange hear appeared, smashing black-furred monsters with a gigantic hammer, laughing madly all the while.

“So this is her opponent,” stated Applejack. “She seems… enthusiastic?”

“Great, another pink airhead…,” sighed Trixie.

“She looks like fun!” laughed Pinkie, stopping in front of the screen.

“Of course you would say that,” smiled Sunset, chuckling.

“No more moping around! We gotta get your butt in shape for the big fight! It could be today. It could be tomorrow. It could be the most important fight of your entire life!”

PINKIE PIE VS NORA VALKYRIE

“Nora Valkyrie,” hummed Luna. “A strong name. We can expect much from her.”

“I just hope the fight is not such a buzzkill like the last one,” grumbled Rainbow, getting a new stash of snacks from the table before settling back on her cloud.

“Only one way to find out!” sang Pinkie, grapping the remote with her tail.

As soon as everypony got comfortable again, she hit the button, starting the next episode.

Author's Notes:

Yikes, that was brutal!

I completly forgot what a friggin' powerhouse a serious Yukari is. When I started the
analysis I expected things to be far more balanced.

For everyone who's not familiar with the Touhou franchise, here a few things you should know:

1 - Most of the characters are so OP, that it makes OnePunchMan or Dragonball laughable in comparison

2 - It practically invented the name and genre of "Bullet Hell"

3 - Basically the big sister of Undertale

4 - Lunatic-Mode is only for masochists

5 - Indirect responsable for thousands of broken controllers

For the few that have noticed, I scrapped the plan to make all fights non-lethal, simply to
make things a bit more interesting. So in future I'll mix it up a little.

So next fight is Pinkie vs Nora, see you soon!

Discord: Not so fast buster, I would like to have a word with you...

Oh, fudge...