Essix Darryl Gertine Yonniccan is an all-black alicorn. This story is about him, obviously. He's special and cool and everybodypony loves him. He’s so cool he fights demons for fun and asks out princesses and is actually really awkward and this sentence is too long. Join your lovable narrator (Me! Hii!) as we follow Essix around in a totally-not-creepy way.
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Yes, I know exactly what I am doing.
Let me know if you see any grievous errors so I can fix them or laugh at you meanly.