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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: A New Universe

by mtnetsurfer

Chapter 87: The Terrible Angelo

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The Terrible Angelo

For those who are wondering, yes Smile is modeled after Candelila from Kyoryuger, but without the hearts sticking out of her shoulders and her head resembling Pinkie's instead of a giant valentine. Hence the "Keep smiling!"

Also, Smile's battle cry of "WARAI!" It's meant to be a play on the Japanese word for laugh or smile, thus the whole cry of "WARAIRAIRAI," is basically Smile going "LOL" while whupping butt.


The Terrible Angelo

The next day, Pinkie went to visit Josuke at his house. "So what's the occasion?," Josuke asked, "We keep this up and forget Mom bugging us to go dating, she'll start asking when the wedding is." "I'm just a little worried about that Stand user from yesterday," Pinkie explained, "Push comes to shove our powers can likely handle him, but what about those close to us?" Josuke shrugged. "We'll just have to keep an eye out. So, did you find out what else your Stand can do?"

"Oh yeah," Pinkie said, "It's got all the usual tricks from every cartoon you've ever heard of. What about you? Have you decided to name your Stand yet?" Josuke thought about it. "Well, I juggled some ideas around my head, but I think I came up with an appropriate one... Crazy Diamond. Because of the crazy way it turned up in my life, and how it's armor just shines like a diamond." Pinkie smiled. "I think that's a good name."


Outside, a large man was riding his bicycle, loaded with a milk carrier. "I didn't think this town had Stand users other than myself. Now then, this is where the kid lives, right?" He sneered. "Look at that posh house. I'm gonna enjoy tearing that little shit's life apart, and his girlfriend too." As he approached the house with some milk bottles, he heard Tomoko call out, "Watch your step!" But too late, the man had stepped in some dog dung, though only enough to scrap it. 'Oh, just great,' he thought, 'What idiot neighbor forgot to clean up after their dog? At least it coulda been worse.'

"Ugh, that's unfortunate," Tomoko said as she came out of the garage, holding a trowel she had been looking for, "Did you wind up stepping in it?" "Yeah, but it's not too bad," the man said, "Looks like I barely touched it." Tomoko sighed. "There's some jerk around this area who never cleans up after his dog. I swear I should bag up some of it and put it in his pocket tomorrow." 'I may just do worse if I ever catch him,' the man thought. "Anyway, I put the milk out. Have a nice day."

"Hold on," Tomoko said, "You're not our usual milkman." "Ah, I'm a substitute," the man explained. Tomoko nodded. "By the way..." She held up one of the milk bottle. "This bottle's cap is torn." The man looked, and internally groaned. "Yeah, it looks like it. Sorry about that, I don't know how it happened. Lemme get you a new one." He handed her a new bottle and rode off. "Don't you wanna wash your shoe?," Tomoko asked. "Nah, I'm behind in my schedule as is," the man said, "Have a nice day."

Once the man was out of sight, he growled. It was in fact Angelo, and it was his Stand that Josuke and Pinkie encountered the day before. He hadn't been lying about the substitute, having taken some low-key part-time jobs to get cash while in town. The bottle he had handed Tomoko was actually one of the regular bottles, the one with the broken cap having been prepared ahead of time from the convenience store. "That bitch sure was too observant for her own good."

The liquid humanoid emerged from the bottle and wrapped around Angelo's neck. "If she or that kid had drunk from this bottle, my Aqua Necklace could have possessed them! Still, I never thought that kid Josuke would have such a sexy mama! Maybe I'll enjoy her right alongside that pink-haired babe. I just love killing wealthy, arrogant brats and their families..." Just then, he heard the sound of a dog defecating. He turned to see a rather corpulent middle-aged man leading a dog on a leash.

Angelo grit his teeth when he saw the man's nonchalant attitude about his dog's poop and the way he casually tossed his cigarette onto the lawn he was standing on. 'But before my revenge... Perhaps a little social justice...' He walked over and grabbed the dog off the ground, terrifying the man as he sunk his teeth into the poor pooch's muzzle, tearing it off before grabbing the man by the throat and spitting the blood into the man's mouth, sending Aqua Necklace through it.

"So you're that douche who doesn't clean up after his dog's shit," Angelo remarked, "And you also have the nerve to leave your cigarette butts wherever you please? Just who the hell do you think you are, acting like you own this town?" Aqua Necklace then burst from the man's ears, killing him instantly. It then went into a nearby drain for a public water faucet that had a hose attached and was turned on. Angelo smiled. His Stand was long range, and could easily track the house down through the plumbing.


Pinkie had finished dying her hair and now Josuke was fixing his. He was also on the phone with Jotaro. "And the guy was possessed by a Stand," he said, "Pinkie accidentally pulled it out with her own Stand trying to get the knife, then punched at it. Not sure if it did damage, but it was enough to convince the thing to leave." 'Was Angelo near you at the time?,' Jotaro asked. "Who?," Josuke replied. 'Ah, right. I never said his name. Angelo was the man in the picture I gave you.'

"No, I didn't see the guy," Josuke said, "Just his Stand." 'Okay, listen,' Jotaro said, 'Angelo's Stand is really weak strength-wise. That's why Pinkie's stand was easily able to overpower it. But the trade-off is that it can be projected farther from its user and still be controllable. And if it should get inside someone, it can control them just like that guy from the convenience store.' "Speaking of Mitarai," Josuke said, "His girlfriend was found raped and murdered in the forest nearby. It was likely Angelo. Grandpa said the incident fits all his trademarks."

'I'll stop by your house later,' Jotaro said, 'Until then, don't eat or drink anything. And stay out of the bathroom.' Josuke freaked out. "Are you serious!? I haven't told Mom about you yet! Mom's a strong woman, but she still cries when she remembers Mister Joestar. She's still in love with him, even if he never saw her that way. If she gets a look at you, she'll be able to tell in an instant that you're his grandson." "Hey Josuke," Tomoko said, "Where did you get this picture? He kinda looks like the milkman from earlier. Do you two know each other?"

Josuke looked as his mom drank some coffee and his eyes widened. He spotted Aqua Necklace slip right into her mouth. Thinking quickly, he grabbed a nearby bottle and emptied the contents. "Angelo's already sent his Stand into the house," he told Jotaro, "I just saw him start to possess Mom through her coffee." He put down the phone, then hid the bottle behind his back and approached his mom. "Hey Josuke, did you want some coffee?," Tomoko asked. "Sure," Josuke said, "Make sure to add the cream and sugar." Pinkie raised an eyebrow. She had been too busy with the rest of their breakfast.

Suddenly, Josuke sent Crazy Diamond to grab the bottle and smash it through his mother's abdomen. Pinkie quickly reached behind her back and used Smile to retrieve a mallet from nowhere. On it read, "Instantly forget trauma, just apply to noggin." As Crazy Diamond broke the bottle and pulled its fist out, Pinkie whacked Tomoko on the head with the hammer. Tomoko was repaired as was the bottle, Aqua Necklace now trapped inside, and Tomoko didn't remember anything about what just happened. "Josuke, was that cream and sugar you wanted?" "Yeah," Josuke said, as Pinkie joined him.

"Let me guess," she said, "That Stand user from yesterday?" Josuke nodded as he picked up the phone. "Sorry about that Jotaro. I just caught the Stand in a bottle. What should I do with it?" 'Keep a close eye on it, Angelo may be nearby watching your house,' Jotaro replied, 'Don't underestimate its power. Even stuck in a bottle it has options. It can transform into any type of liquid, like milk or coffee. And if Pinkie's attempts to strike it are any indication, physical attacks are only marginally effective. I'll be there shortly.' He then hung up.


Later, Josuke and Pinkie were playing a video game together, Pinkie taking the time to shake the bottle in between stages. "I know you're still in there," she said with a grin, "Just wait 'til our friend gets here, then we'll see how cocky you are." Aqua Necklace splashed against the sides of the bottle, yelling in frustration. Josuke smirked. "I'll bet just shaking you around like this is enough to affect your user. Water takes the shape of its container after all, so a confined space like this is perfect for dealing damage to him."

Outside, Angelo was indeed feeling the effects of the shaking bottle on his Stand. "Damn that son of a bitch and his bitch girlfriend! I need to retrieve my Stand from that canteen somehow!" He pushed aside the foliage he was hiding behind. "But I can't just sneak into that house. Those two apparently know my face, and Aqua Necklace can't do anything from inside the canteen. So... How am I gonna pull this off?" He then spotted Ryohei approaching the house and entering. "That cop...," Angelo said. He grinned. "That was Higashikata! I thought Josuke's last name was familiar! That sergeant was the one who gave me my first arrest! Perfect, this is my way in."


Ryohei slowly snuck up behind Josuke and placed a gun to his temple. "Freeze!" "Hey, Mister Higashikata," Pinkie said nonchalantly. "Hey Pinkie," Ryohei replied, "Josuke why aren't you in school right now!?" "I'm just waiting for someone!," Josuke pleaded, freaked out that his grandpa had a gun to his head. "You can stop freaking out Josuke," Pinkie said, "He never took the safety off and his finger's off the trigger." Ryohei laughed as Josuke turned to see his childhood friend was right.

"Damn it old man!," Josuke called out. "Ha, I got you good there huh?," Ryohei said, "You shoulda seen the look on your face." Smile then opened its mouth to reveal a picture of Josuke's face at the moment the gun was pressed against it. "Really, Pinkie?," Josuke said. Pinkie as she held up a peace sign, while Ryohei looked confused since he couldn't see Smile or the picture. As Josuke turned off the game console, a news report started up. 'The police just reported a serial killing involving seven people, all of whom were found with fatal injuries to the eyes and ears. The murders have all been reported in the Morioh area. Investigation is currently underway.'

"I think the plot just caught up with us," Pinkie noted. "Gotta be Angelo's work," Josuke muttered, looking to Aqua Necklace still trapped in the bottle. Ryohei suddenly had a serious look about him. "I heard about this recently at the precinct. It's definitely the work of a serial killer. To think this dangerous freak is still lurking somewhere in this town. I can practically sense him..." Just then, a car was heard pulling up. "Oh, that must be the guy we're waiting for," Josuke said. Pinkie bounded up and over to the window while Josuke followed her.

What they didn't notice was while their backs were turned, Aqua Necklace turned itself into cognac and splattered itself against the side of the bottle to disguise it as a popular brand. Angelo had spent most of his life studying Ryohei hoping for a chance at revenge, and knew that Ryohei liked to have a shot of brandy after coming home from his shift. Thanks to Aqua Necklace, he now had a chance to take advantage of that habit.

Meanwhile, Jotaro was pulling up to the house, and saw Josuke and Pinkie leaning out the window. "Where's the bottle?," Jotaro asked. "It's right over...," Pinkie started, before she facepalmed. "Dammit, I was so excited that you showed up I forget to get the bottle." Josuke freaked. "I think we both got absent-minded." He turned around, and saw his grandpa had collapsed behind the table, the bottle lying open. "Damn you plot!," Pinkie called out as she and Josuke over to Ryohei.

They gasped as Ryohei was seen with blood coming out of his eyes and ears. Aqua Necklace cackled as it rose nearby. It started to say something before Pinkie cut him off. "Are you really gonna say something stupid about this being our fault? I mean, all we did was our civic duty. Is that really worth taking your revenge over? It's not like society's gonna let you do as you please. What a cocky killer." Aqua Necklace was flabbergasted. "Me cocky?" "Yeah," Josuke said, "Now if you don't mind... I have some aggression to work out." Crazy Diamond and Smile started attacking.

"DORARARARARARA! DO-RA!" "WARAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAI! KEEP SMILING!" Aqua Necklace was splatted against the nearby door. "Damn it... They're too strong...," the water Stand noted, "Looks like I haven't broken you just yet. Well, I'll get you next time." And with that, it slipped under the door. Smile tried to grab for it by slipping its hand under the door, but no luck. "Slippery little bastard, isn't he Josuke? Uh... Josuke?" Josuke was already trying to use Crazy Diamond to heal his grandfather.

"Okay, Pinkie," Josuke said, "Now you do the rest. Your Stand can bring people back to life, right?" "Josuke," Pinkie said sadly, "When have you ever seen a person come back to life in a cartoon? The few times its happened was because of a higher power, the death was a dream, they were faking, or they turned undead. My Stand can do a lot because of cartoon physics. Hell, I'm more like the Jim Carey version of The Mask than Big Head from the original comics. But even I have limits."

As much as the words hit Josuke, he had to admit they were true. "Damn it... The wounds looked so small from the outside, so I thought I could fix them. I mean, I've been doing it since I was a little kid. Sometimes Mom or Grandpa would get a little scrap, then my Stand would fix them up before they even realized it. But... Is that all I can really do!? Just give my grandfather a clean death!? Damn it all!"

Jotaro but a calming hand on Josuke's shoulder. "Josuke, when it comes to Stands, their power is immense. Even someone as gentle Fluttershy has a Stand that can create destruction. That's just human nature. In that regard, your power may be the gentlest I've ever seen. But no Stand can bring back the dead. Not completely, and certainly not without the right circumstances. But... We don't have those circumstances." He thought it might be possible to use Star Platinum to try massaging Ryohei's organs. But that's all it could do, it wouldn't suddenly make them start working again.

Josuke stood up. "Gramps has been a cop for thirty-five years. Despite never getting promoted, he worked tirelessly to protect the people of this town every day. When he heard about Angelo's killings on the news... His eyes were that of a guardian!" Jotaro sighed. "Ten years ago I fought against a number of Stand users that used their powers for evil. They all had sick habits, but they also served a cause, usually money. But Angelo is different. He's killed countless people already, most of them haven't been discovered yet. But there's no rhyme or reason to his actions, it's just a hobby. In that regard, he may be the worst Stand user I've ever encountered."

"And now he's after us," Pinkie realized. "Not just you," Jotaro said, "He also seems to be setting his sights on Tomoko." Josuke clenched his fists, his Stand energy glowing. "That bastard won't get near her... I swear, from this point on, I'll protect her and this town for my grandfather's legacy!" Pinkie couldn't help but blush, while Jotaro smiled. 'In the end, he's still a Joestar. Looks like destiny has passed onto him now. And he's willing to accept it head-on.'


After the funeral Ryohei's old possessions were still laid out like normal. It would be a long time before Tomoko would consider selling them, because they still reminded her of her father. To all the world, it seems Ryohei died of a sudden stroke. But there were people who knew the truth. Later Tomoko was sent off under Fluttershy's protection. Since Jotaro didn't share the Joestar name and Tomoko hadn't yet met Jotaro, she couldn't connect the dots that Fluttershy was Joseph's granddaughter-in-law.

Back at the Higashikata house, Jotaro, Pinkie, and Josuke were sequestered inside while waiting for Angelo to make his move, relying on bottled liquids and canned food for sustenance. With Aqua Necklace able to enter any liquid, it wasn't safe to consume anything else. "Have you ever encountered a Stand like this?," Pinkie asked. "Similar," Jotaro said, "But the last water Stand I encountered was more combat oriented. It could only take the form of water, but it was incredibly strong and could hide underground or in any container. Aqua Necklace seems more geared toward infiltration and assassination."

Josuke flared up at the mention of Angelo or his Stand, his hair temporarily getting out of place. "Sorry," he said, "I'm just a little ticked off." Pinkie looked around. "That's all very good, but..." She pointed out the trashed furniture. "Shouldn't you fix your furniture?" "Remember the bully from a few days ago?," Josuke said, "If I'm not completely calm when I repair something, the repair job can become incomplete. Better to wait until Angelo's dealt with, or he'll be nothing compared to Mom's wrath."

"That reminds me," Jotaro said, "I notice you still have a scar from when I punched you that day." Pinkie looked. "Oh yeah, I completely missed that. I was more focused on keeping Josuke on his feet. Josuke, why didn't you heal yourself?" "I can't," Josuke replied, "Never could use my power on myself." "Then allow me!," Pinkie said, "Smile!" "Keep smiling!," Smile said as it got out a band-aid with the words "Bye-bye ouchies" printed on it.

As Pinkie applied it, she remarked, "Cartoon characters recover from injuries in a similar manner all the time." She pulled off the band-aid, causing Josuke to wince from the pain, but the scar was gone. Jotaro raised an eyebrow. "Pinkie, you said your Stand can't revive the dead, but could it prevent someone from dying from a fatal injury? I've seen cartoons were the characters get blown up by high explosives, only to be perfectly intact other than some soot on their faces."

Pinkie nodded. "Yeah, it should be able to do that. And even if it couldn't, I've already been able to pull Aqua Necklace out of a person once. I could do it again if need be." "Good," Jotaro said, "Our only chance to stop Angelo is to capture his Stand. Just make sure you don't let it go this time." "Don't worry," Pinkie said, "We already have a few plans in mind. We just need to wait for Angelo to make his move. And I know just when he'll do it too."


Outside, Angelo was watching the group, eating some fast food as he did. "Hmm... The girl was able to pull my Stand out of that guy before. I could have my Stand move around to avoid it, but that'd distract it from causing damage and there's no way she'll remove her hand until she's grabbed Aqua Necklace. I'll need to catch them off-guard. They've got a bunch of bottles lying around." He chuckled. "But I won't fall for the same trick twice. I just need to wait for my chance to strike."


Three days later at the hotel, Fluttershy was speaking with Tomoko. "I just wish Josuke would hurry up and start asking Pinkie out," Tomoko said, "They've been friends ever since kindergarten. He's always indecisive when it comes to girls." Fluttershy had been actively avoiding talking about Joseph, not wanting to throw any hand grenades into a turbulent storm. "Hey Mama," Jolyne said, "It's starting to rain." "Oh dear," Fluttershy said, knowing that things were about to get crazy at the Higashikata house.


At the house, Jotaro noticed footprints matching Angelo's shoe size, indicating he had been scouting around the house. He looked up as the rain started to come down, then his eyes widened. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Aqua Necklace move to try and possess him, but Star Platinum was faster and knocked the water Stand off. It hit the side of the house, but laughed as it reformed. "I was wondering who you were. So you're a Stand user too. But too bad! Now that it's raining, there's no escape from me!"

Jotaro winced as a watery handprint left by Aqua Necklace cut into his cheek. Quickly he ran inside the house. Already several kettles were boiling and all the taps were running. "Angelo must have snuck in while we were getting rations!," Pinkie called out, "He's been waiting for the rain to come!" Aqua Necklace started to appear in the steam, laughing. "Smile!," Pinkie called out. Smile twisted its arms like an electric fan, blowing Aqua Necklace away from Josuke.

"It's using the water vapor!," Josuke realized, "We can't trap it like that!" "And that's not all," Jotaro said, "Look, the roof is leaking." Sure enough, water starting dripping in from the ceiling. "Bastard must have cut holes in our roof to let the rain in," Josuke said. He chucked. "So, he's surrounded us. But now we have a chance to strike at him. This is great! Soon I'll be sure to avenge Grandpa!" "Let's make sure we can get some breathing room first," Jotaro said, "Literally. In this situation with boiling water even coming from the bathroom, one wrong breath and we're done for. Angelo's more cunning than I thought."

"He hasn't beaten us yet," Josuke said, "I know a way out of here." Crazy Diamond appeared and smashed through the nearby wall, letting the trio into the next room. It then repaired the wall while Smile blew the air out of it, trapping Aqua Necklace outside. "There," Pinkie said. She then heard a blowing sound. "Uh... What's that?" "Shit," Josuke said as he turned around, "The humidifier!" Aqua Necklace laughed as it slipped inside Josuke. "I knew you'd try something like this to escape, so I set myself up ahead of time! Whether or its horse races or exams, when something goes as I predict I can't help but laugh!"

As he slipped inside, Josuke scoffed. "That bastard, he did exactly as I predicted. Although, I don't particularly feel like laughing." He opened his mouth wide as Crazy Diamond stuck its hand inside, it's power activating. "I thought you had something planned," Jotaro said, "Otherwise Pinkie would have moved to try extricating Aqua Necklace." Crazy Diamond pulled out a large rubber glove, which it threw to the floor. It was wriggling about, Aqua Necklace trapped inside.

Josuke breathed a sigh of relief. "I tore this up earlier and swallowed it, just in case Angelo managed to get inside me. I figured he'd go for me first, since he thought he knew my power so well." He picked up the glove. "It was a little gross, though." He opened the nearby window. "Let's see... If Angelo is somewhere close by..." He handed the glove to Crazy Diamond, who swung it around at top speed. "DORARARARA!" Sure enough, Angelo came flying out of a nearby tree, screaming as he did. "I had a dog and his name was Bingo!," Pinkie called out. Angelo tried to crawl away, but he freaked when he heard Pinkie say, "Oh no you don't!"

"WARAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAI! KEEP SMILING!" Angelo was blown back to a nearby rock monument in the center of the neighborhood. "So we finally meet in person," Josuke said, "Angelo." Angelo backed up nervously. "Hey, you guys aren't planning to kill me, are you!? I mean, sure I'm an escaped convict who was found guilty of multiple murder by the Japanese courts, but that doesn't give you the right to judge me!"

He smirked as he pointed at Josuke. "Josuke, just because I killed your grandfather doesn't mean you can kill me! That'd make you a murderer too!" Josuke scoffed as Crazy Diamond smashed Angelo's pointing hand into the monument, breaking a piece of it off. "And you call us cocky? Who said we need to kill you to punish you?" Angelo looked in horror as he realized his hand was fused to the piece of stone that was broken off. "We won't kill you," Josuke said, "But you won't be going back to jail either. Not when you can just break out again."

Angelo shrunk back as Josuke approached. "Instead... You'll be condemned to atone for your crimes, sealed inside the very town my grandfather swore to protect!" Pinkie smiled. "Hope you like purgatory." Crazy Diamond wailed on Angelo as it fused him to the stone. "DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!" Angelo screamed in horror when he saw what had happened. "Hey, Jotaro," Josuke said, "I left him able to speak. I'm sure you have some questions." "Indeed," Jotaro said, "I was curious, Angelo. Just how did you become a Stand user to begin with? It's clear you weren't born with it, or you'd never have been arrested in the first place."

Angelo sighed. "Well, it's obvious I'm not going anywhere. Fine... It was this man in a high school uniform." He chuckled. "I'm sure he'll kill you when he finds out what happened to me." Pinkie looked confused. "Why would he bother?" "He's been making other Stand users for some purpose I haven't been told about," Angelo explained, "When he finds you interfering, he's sure to deal with you." "This man," Jotaro said, "Did he happen to have an arrow of some kind?"

He pulled out a picture of the Stand arrow. "Like this?" "Yeah, now that you mention it," Angelo said, "I remember seeing him wield that along with a bow to go with it. I was in my cell at the time. It was six months before my scheduled execution. At the time I had come to accept my fate, that my fun was over. The only thing I had to look forward to was sneaking porn mags from the other prisoners. It was a night like any other, but something turned out to be different. I could feel someone watching me through the cell door."

"A guard?," Pinkie asked. "I thought so too at first," Angelo admitted, "Until I saw him, that man I mentioned. Well, I say 'man' because although he wore a school uniform, he seemed a lot older. But it was hard to tell due to how dark it was. Somehow he had slipped into my cell without anyone noticing. He was right there next to my bed. But before I could question what he was doing there, he pulled out the bow and arrow. It struck me at the time how old it looked, centuries at least. He aimed the arrow right at me and shot me, right in the mouth."

"Ouch," Josuke said, "I'm surprised you didn't die." Angelo smirked. "You aren't the only one. For a second, I thought I was dead. That's when the man spoke for the first time. He congratulated me on surviving, and moved to pull the arrow out. Aqua Necklace appeared as he did." "The same thing happened to me!," Pinkie realized, "Only I got shot in the chest from behind..." Angelo looked at her in surprised. "You too?"

Pinkie nodded. "Anyway," Angelo continued, "The man said I couldn't have survived without the talent needed to produce a Stand. That's what he called it, said he got the name from a man named DIO." Jotaro gasped. "DIO? Are you sure that's what he said?" "No mistaking a name as simple as that," Angelo assured him, "The man said he chose me because criminals have a higher chance of producing the type of Stand he needs. He then said I could use this power to avoid execution and escape, and encouraged me to get back to committing the crimes I loved. I think he wanted to observe what my Stand can do. He then directed me here to Morioh, since it's where I grew up. He said he lives here too."

"Think he's telling the truth?," Josuke asked. "Yes," Jotaro said, "He mentioned DIO. That's a name I know all too well. When Fluttershy finds out..." "Yoink!," Pinkie said as Smile plucked the rubber glove out of the air as it was trying to fly away, a little kid carrying an umbrella right in its path. "Now Angelo, were you trying to hold this kid hostage to try and make Josuke get you out of that rock? You aren't even sure he can." Angelo gulped. "Would you believe me if I said 'no'...?"

Josuke sighed. "Guess I didn't have enough anger to deal with you," he said as he combed his hair, "You really are too cocky for your own good." Angelo growled. "You dare to call me cocky!? You son of bitch, standing there combing your shit hair like you don't... Uh... I mean... Uh-oh..." He then remembered Pinkie's earlier reprimand regarding how insulting Josuke's hair would set him off. Sure enough, Josuke's eye twitched and his mouth was twisted in a scowl. "What... Did you say... About my hair!?" "Now, let's calm down here...!," Angelo pleaded, but it was futile.

"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!" "I should have buried you deeper in the first place," Josuke noted. Angelo was now complete embedded in the rock, a vague outline of a face visible as well as tiny little hands. It would soon become a popular landmark for couples to meet at, being dubbed the "Angelo Stone". "Gimme a break...," Jotaro said, "I'd say what's scariest about Josuke... Is that attitude of his." Pinkie giggled while blushing. "I think it's kinda cool..." "Well," Jotaro said, "It looks like my family may be staying in Morioh for longer than I thought. I think we'll be taking that welcome party, Pinkie." Pinkie gasped in delight as the sun started to come out.

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