Time to unveil our next MLP character who will be helping Josuke in Morioh. For the record, someone got it right, but then flubbed it due to misunderstanding. Take it away...

The year was 1999, and it was the close to the turn of the century. Diane Hanasakura, Pinkie Pie to her friends and family, was walking to school whistling her usual tune. She was a friendly, sociable girl, who for some reason loved to dye her hair pink. As she neared the main center of her hometown of Morioh, she felt something stab through her chest, and looked down to see an arrowhead. "Crap," she said, "The plot just started..." She dropped to the ground, and a man stood over her. "Still alive, I see. Good. Looks like you are one of the chosen. I wonder what sort of Stand you'll receive."

He pulled the arrow out of Pinkie, also dragging out a pink colored humanoid with Pinkie's hair and a heart motif, dressed like a member of Wonderland's royal court. The man then heard traffic start to arrive. "No time to see what your Stand can do. I'll leave you to figure it out on your own." Once he left, Pinkie got up. "Damn you plot... Looks like this new universe decided to include me in on the shenanigans. That damn Overseer writing all my words down better make it worth my while." Uh, okay then.

Meanwhile just outside of town, Jotaro was riding in a taxi with his wife Himari, Fluttershy to her friends and loved ones, and their daughter Jolyne. "Wow, this place is so pretty," Jolyne said as she looked out the window, standing in her mother's lap. "Jolyne," Fluttershy said in a reprimanding tone as she used some vines from her Stand to get her daughter to sit down, "You know that's not safe."

Jotaro smiled at the antics. "Gimme a break... You've been excited for this trip ever since I said you'd be coming along. And that was only because your mother was coming as well." It had been just over ten years since DIO's death at Jotaro's hands, and in that time he had earned a degree in marine biology. Fluttershy, meanwhile, had become a veterinarian with a very successful clinic. Naturally, both of them were shocked when a certain peace of information had them coming out to the small town of Morioh.

"So driver," Jotaro said, "Is there anything interesting about this town? Any landmarks we need to be aware of?" The driver thought for a moment. "Well, the town's famous for its beef tongue cooked in miso." Jolyne looked up her dad. She was hardly a picky eater, and always willing to try new things. Jotaro smiled. "As soon as we get settled in our hotel room, sweetie." "Yay!," Jolyne called out. Fluttershy giggled. 'I still can't believe why we're here, though. Just when I thought I had gotten to know my grandfather-in-law.'

Later in the town center, freshman student Koichi Hirose was walking to his first day in high school. He was a small, shy boy, despite being sixteen, and had recently moved to Morioh. It was there that he was to meet some very bizarre people. The first one he bumped into accidentally, running headlong into a man dressed in a white outfit with hat and jacket. Just as it looked like he would fall over with all his school supplies spilling out, he suddenly found himself standing up as normal, his supplies back in his bag.

"Oh wow," came a cheerful voice, "That was kinda crazy." He looked to see the person he bumped into, and found himself starting right up at Jotaro Kujo. Naturally the man towered over him. Nearby was Pinkie, whom he had gotten to know ever since moving to Morioh. "Wait," Koichi said, "Didn't I bump into this guy?" "You sure did," Pinkie said, "But then these purple arms came rushing out of him like 'Whoosh!' Then they grabbed all your things and pulled you right up."

Jotaro gasped. "You could see it? My Stand?" "Is that what you call it?," Pinkie said, "I think I got something like it earlier this morning." She revealed the pink Stand that was pulled out of her body by the arrow. "It's been following me all morning." Jotaro put a hand to his chin. "Anyway, sorry about bumping into you, kid," he said. Just then Jolyne came running in and hugged his leg. "Daddy, there you are." Jotaro sighed an rubbed Jolyne's head. "Gimme a break... Jolyne, did you separated from your mother?"

"No, I'm right here," Fluttershy said as she came up. Pinkie gasped in delight. "Does this mean a new, new family has come to Morioh! Oh, I've got to get my friends together and give you a welcoming party!" Jotaro and Fluttershy looked at each other. "That won't be necessary," Jotaro said, "We don't plan on staying in town long. We're actually here looking for someone." "Who is it?," Pinkie said, "I know everything about everyone in Morioh, so I should be able to help you."

"Then do you know the name 'Higashikata'?," Fluttershy asked. Pinkie asked. "Uh-huh. They're my next door neighbors. It's just the local police sergeant Ryohei, his daughter Tomoko, and his grandson Josuke living there. Josuke and I were classmates in junior high. Come to think about it, we'll probably be classmates in high school too. It's been that way ever since kindergarten. Actually, I've never seen Tomoko with a single husband ever, yet my mom told me she just came home from Tokyo one day after getting her degree, Josuke in her arms. Uh, Koichi. Bully alert."

Koichi whirled around as group of local bullies. "Hey freshmen," the lead bully said, "Shouldn't you be greeting your senior?" "Now that's no way to ask," Pinkie said, "You need to be friendly and cheerful when you say things like that. Keep smiling!" "Pinkie are you sure it's a good idea to antagonize them!," Koichi called out in concern. "Who's antagonizing?," Pinkie asked, "I'm just giving them advice." The lead bully cleared his throat. "Well, be sure to greet us properly next time. Let's go, boys." They walked off.

Koichi breathed a sigh of relief. "Pinkie, how did you do that? You shook them off just by staying unflappable." "Bullies are like predators," Pinkie explained, "If you act like you won't be a threat or easy prey, they'll leave you alone. They like to pick on weaker people but typically aren't afraid to use force if someone fights back, so you just gotta find a middle ground." "Aw, Daddy coulda taken those guys easy," Jolyne bragged, "Daddy's really strong. He once broke an ex-boxer's balls." Jotaro sighed. "Let me guess, your grandmother told you that one." Jolyne grinned. "Anyway, Daddy, I found a turtle swimming in the fountain over there."

Jotaro smiled. "Well, we have some time to check it out." Fluttershy smiled warmly. "He has a stony exterior, but a very warm heart." Koichi nodded. "He does seem like a nice person under that gruff demeanor." "I like him already," Pinkie said, "I think he'd make a great friend." Just then, they heard the bullies harassing another young man with a pompadour. "Hey!," the lead bully said, "Who do you think you are!?"

Pinkie blinked. 'Hey, that's Josuke.' Josuke, the boy at the fountain, looked at the bullies. "Oh, well this turtle here just woke up from hibernation. I'm kinda scared of turtles, so I thought now was as good a time as any to get over that fear." The lead bully growled. "I'm not asking about that, you moron! Stand up, right now!" Pinkie giggled as Josuke drew up to his full height, surprising the bullies. "You're pretty tall for a freshman," the lead bully said, "Anyway, what's with that look in your eye? Is that how you great your seniors, huh?"

He grabbed the turtle and started pushing it in Josuke's face. "You need to greet us first when you come to this school!" "Who came up with that rule?," Pinkie asked. "Whoa, easy there," Josuke said, a little nervous, "I already said I'm scared of turtles. Well, reptiles in general at any rate." The lead bully slapped Josuke in the face, causing him to sigh as he bowed. "Sorry, sempai. I wasn't aware that's how this school worked." The lead bully scoffed. "Some kids got sent to the hospital right after saying that. Just like... You and this turtle!" He threw the turtle into a nearby pillar, causing Jolyne to gasp as it got a crack in its shell, spurting blood.

"You'd better behave yourself from now on," the lead bully said, "We'll let you go this time, but give us your school uniform and all your cash as well." "Strange," Fluttershy said to Pinkie, "They didn't ask you to do that." "They don't want to get in trouble for sexual harassment," Pinkie explained, "It's harder to get blamed for that if you order a person of the same gender to strip down." Jotaro scoffed as Josuke started complying. "He was asking for it dressing like that," he said, "I'm rather upset at him, as well. The turtle got killed and he didn't do a thing about it."

"Oh, it's not dead," Pinkie said, causing Jotaro to raise an eyebrow. Pinkie grinned. "Those bullies wouldn't be conscious right now if it was dead. Josuke doesn't tolerate those that would so casually take a life, even a small animal. He's just waiting for a chance to heal it. I'm not sure why, but he's had some sort of healing touch ever since he was in middle school." Jotaro whirled to look at her. "Did you just say Josuke? As in Josuke Higashikata?" Pinkie nodded. "Course, all his friends including me like to call him Jojo, because of the kanji in his name."

"Hey!," the lead bully said, "The bus is coming! Hurry up with those clothes or I'll shave that stupid hair of yours!" Pinkie facepalmed. "I can't believe they did it..." "Did what?," Fluttershy asked. "Josuke hates it when people insult his hair," Pinkie explained. Sure enough, Josuke now had an angry look in his eyes. "Hey sempai... What did you just say about my hair...?" A muscular pink arm suddenly appeared from Josuke's regular arm. "Now that's new," Pinkie mentioned.

"He has a Stand," Jotaro realized. The arm instantly punched across the lead bully's face, knocking out teeth and sending him flying right into the other bullies. "I don't give a rat's ass if you are a senior," Josuke said as he slammed his foot onto the bully's head, "If you trash talk my hair, I won't hesitate to kill you." He then walked over to the turtle. As he picked it up, there was something different about it. "Daddy, the turtle's all better," Jolyne said. "Told you it wasn't dead," Pinkie said with a grin.

Fluttershy then watched the lead bully's face somehow repair itself, but incorrectly as the nose wound up too wide and too high up his face. The other two bullies were shocked. "H-His face was just bleeding, but now it's all fixed up. But kinda strange like." "I can't believe I had to touch that turtle," Josuke said, "But it's just a harmless animal in the end so it deserved my full healing attention. And you just got the leftovers, sempai." As the bullies ran away, Pinkie sighed. "Hey, Jojo! This guy here wants to talk to you!"

Josuke turned to look at Jotaro. Koichi gulped as the two of them stared each other down. Just then, something splashed, freaking Josuke out. He whirled around to see it was just the turtle, but the incident seemed to relieve the tension. Jotaro cleared his voice. "Anyway, my name is Jotaro Kujo. You're Josuke Higashikata, yes?" "Yeah, that's right," Josuke said, "What do you want?" Jotaro sighed as his wife placed a hand on his shoulder. "Come on, it's just like ripping off a band-aid."

"Easy for you to say," Jotaro said as he got out his notebook. He cleared his throat. "Josuke Higashikata, born 1983, age sixteen. Mother's name is Tomoko, she was twenty-one at the time, studying at the university in Tokyo. You've lived here your entire life, and on November 28 of 1988 when you were four years old, you contracted a high fever lasting fifty days, during which time no one knew whether you'd live or die. The source of the illness was never discovered."

Pinkie, Josuke, and Koichi blinked. "I swear I never told him that bit about the illness," Pinkie said, "Cross my heart, hope to lie, stick a cupcake in my eye." "Wouldn't that hurt?," Jolyne asked. "That's why I never break a Pinkie Promise," Pinkie noted. "But she's always thought needles were too harsh," Josuke pointed out. Jotaro cleared his throat, getting their attention. "As I was saying. You never knew your father, but I do." He sighed. "His name is... Joseph Joestar!"

Koichi and Pinkie gasped. "That's the American real estate tycoon!," Koichi noted. "Plot twist...," Pinkie said in shock. "So much for knowing everything about everyone in this town, right?," Fluttershy teased. Pinkie just blushed nervously. "Well, I'm only human, and it's not like I have some secret research party cave somewhere. Just an eidetic memory." Jotaro sighed. "Gimme a break... Anyway, Joseph is currently seventy-nine years old. He's still healthy, but is concerned about his remaining lifespan so he's started sorting out his estate to prepare his inheritors. That's how your name came up by accident. He didn't even recognize it, but a search revealed you to be his son."

He grumbled. "That bastard was always going on about how he'd only ever love his wife, and then this happens..." "Now sweetie," Fluttershy said, "You know there were mitigating circumstances. Don't forget what was also happening at that time." Jotaro took a deep breath and nodded. "Anyway, Joseph also happens to be my grandfather, so despite being older than you I'm technically your nephew. Isn't that bizarre?" "Nephew huh?," Josuke said, unsure what to make of all this, "Well... Nice to meet you."

Later the group was walking through the town. "Anyway, once the old man finally kicks it, you'll be entitled to a third of his assets. I came to tell you this on his behalf. He and his family are in serious trouble because of the affair." Josuke looked surprised. "That bad?" "Yeah," Jotaro said, "Grandma Suzi Q was the maddest I've ever seen her. I don't think they've ever fought before in their sixty-one years of marriage, but prior to coming here I caught her trying to castrate him with a melon baller. And while his old friend Applejack was trying to hold her back, her husband Caesar had Joseph in a chokehold berating him about the whole thing. It was actually pretty funny."

"Wait," Josuke said, "He got beat up by his wife and friends? The way you tell it he was always some kind of manly brave warrior." "Oh he was, no mistaking that," Jotaro clarified, "He just knows how to take a loss is all." Josuke suddenly bowed. "I'm so sorry to have caused such trouble! This is all my fault!" "Whoa whoa," Jotaro said, "What's all this about apologizing?" "Well, I'm the one who caused all this trouble after all," Josuke said. "Yeah, by living," Pinkie pointed out, "It's not like you could have known all these circumstance ahead of time."

Josuke shrugged. "Maybe. Anyway, I remember my mom saying how much she was in love with my dad, never considering any other man. She raised me all by herself with only Grandpa to help. And honestly, I'm okay with that situation. So, you really don't have to worry about us. You can tell my dad... Um... Mister Joestar, that we're just fine." Fluttershy giggled at Josuke's reaction to the whole thing. "So much for taking a punch for the old man, huh?" Jotaro nodded. "Yeah, he's more mature than I thought he'd be."

Just then a trio of local high schools approached, calling out, "Josuke!" They started fawning over him and complimenting. Josuke remained polite and smiling even though it was clear he was uncomfortable. "Oh man, it's high school all over again," Fluttershy complained. "Josuke," Jotaro said, "We aren't finished here. Tell these girls to leave." "What?," one girl said, "Who is this guy?" "You can have your stupid hair talk later," Jotaro said.

Josuke's eyes suddenly turned dark. "Uh, Jojo sweetie," Fluttershy said, "Can you pick out the two words in that sentence you shouldn't have strung together?" Jotaro sighed. "Gimme a break..." "Crap, he said it," another of the girls said, "Josuke hates it when people diss his hair." "Josuke, calm down now," Pinkie said nervously, "He only said the talk was stupid, not your hair and he's not even listening anymore." "What did you say about my hair, you bastard!?," Josuke asked angrily.

"Oh man, not again." Koichi muttered. Jotaro watched as Josuke started to call out the pink arm from earlier. Jotaro narrowed his eyes, then had Star Platinum strike Josuke in the face, causing a bit of blood to come out of his mouth. "You saw that just now, right?," Jotaro said as Josuke wiped his blood off, "That was a Stand. Joseph has one too. These are visions created by mental energy." "Oh is that what is it?," Pinkie said as her own Stand emerged and smiled, "And here I thought you were just some wandering spirit."

The Stand nodded. "Keep smiling!" "Oh, you say that too?," Pinkie said cheerfully, "I think I'll call you Smile!" "Smile!," the Stand said. Meanwhile, Josuke had managed to get up. "Y'know, I always get angry whenever someone talks shit about my awesome hair. I don't even know why, it's just instinct. But I can never get calm until I've beaten the guy up for the insult." His Stand then emerged, fully formed. It was a pink muscular humanoid with silver armor accessories that reminded Fluttershy of The World a little. Immediately the Stand went on the offensive against Star Platinum.

"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!" Jotaro got surprised when the Stand managed to break Star Platinum's guard. "Ha!," Josuke said, "You're wide open!" The pink Stand made to punch Star Platinum, but it never connected. Jotaro and Star Platinum somehow disappeared, only to show up right behind Josuke. "Whoa!," Pinkie said, "That was so fast, I couldn't even track him!" "Jotaro can stop a brief instant in time using his Stand," Fluttershy explained, "But he hasn't really used it in ten years."

It turned out Josuke didn't completely miss Jotaro, as part of his hat was split and starting to reform, albeit badly, looking a little deformed. He made to punch Josuke, but Pinkie called out, "Smile, do something!" "Keep smiling!," Smile said, and glowed a bright pink that seemed to cause a ripple through the area. Jotaro still punched Josuke, but somehow it caused his neck to stretch like rubber as Josuke's head went flying, only to snap back as he checked himself. "Okay," Jotaro said, "That's new." "I swear I didn't do that!," Josuke said.

Pinkie looked shocked. "I think... I did." "Pinkie," Fluttershy said, "I think this is your Stand's power. It can turn an area around you into one that works on cartoon physics." Meanwhile the other girls were freaking out over what had happened. "SHUT UP!," Jotaro called out, "I hate girls who scream like that!" The girls blushed, causing Fluttershy to growl and usher them off. "Okay, okay, stop gawking at my husband!" Josuke cracked his neck as Jotaro took out some pictures. "Listen Josuke, there's another reason I came to see you."

He handed the pictures to Josuke. There was a vague image a human-like head, that seemed to be enveloped in water. In front of it was what looked like a rather large and bulky human. "What is this?" "Joseph used his Stand to make that image," Jotaro explained, "He was looking for you, but apparently this town has an unusual volume of Stand energy for whatever reason. And this man is one such Stand user. We identified him through the Speedwagon Foundation and know him to be rather dangerous. I doubt he has anything to do with you, but since he is in town I thought I should warn you."

"I'm not sure I get any of this," Koichi said. "Wait, so you couldn't see all that stuff happening?," Pinkie asked. "Well, I saw Josuke's head stretch unnaturally far," Koichi clarified, "And Mister Kujo's hat getting badly repaired. But that's about it." "Only Stand users can see Stands," Fluttershy explained, "So Koichi is probably confused about what's happening." "We'll be in the Morioh Grand Hotel for a few days," Jotaro said, "My wife is also a powerful Stand user, and we plan on hunting this man down. If you see him, don't try confronting him, we don't yet know his powers. And don't bother calling the police, they couldn't handle him."

The family walked off. "Is this man really so bad?," Jolyne asked. "More than you realize," Fluttershy said, "You've yet to fully awaken your own Stand enough to fight, so just leave it to us." "Honestly I got sick looking through his history," Jotaro said, "Anjuro Katagiri, nicknamed Angelo in the media. Born in 1964 and has an IQ of 160, he's the worst criminal in Japan's history. Guy makes DIO look like a saint in comparison. Hell, he makes all the Stand users we fought look like saints in comparison." "Even ones like J Geil or Rubber Soul?," Fluttershy remarked.

Jotaro nodded. "Yeah. That's how bad he is. He was arrested for rape and robbery at the age of twelve, and had been in and out of prison since for a number of crimes. He's thirty-four years old, and has been in prison for twenty of those years. His worst crime..." He shuddered. "Let's just say it's best discussed away from Jolyne. Anyway, after that incident he was sentenced to the death penalty, but something happened during it." "Yeah, I read about that," Fluttershy said, "They hanged him last year, but even after twenty minutes he was still alive. They canceled the execution and rescheduled, but Angelo escaped before the date could be set."

"I'm sure he used his Stand to survived the death penalty," Jotaro said, "And escape prison. He either was one to begin with, or became one from a Stand arrow." "We have the one that belonged to Lydia Twilight," Fluttershy noted, "And we got the one that was found in DIO's mansion. There's at least five more out there in the wind. But from what I've read, there's nothing to suggest Angelo was a Stand user until just before his scheduled execution. And now he's somewhere here in Morioh." The couple looked out onto the town, wondering where Angelo could be.

Elsewhere in town, Josuke's mom Tomoko was walking home. As she did, some douchebag in his car came up, trying to flirt. 'You'd think they'd learn by now.' "Hey lady!," the man said, "Don't go ignoring me! Come on, I'll give you a ride!" Tomoko stopped and glared at the man, causing him to gaze at how attractive Tomoko was. "You'll go anywhere I want then?" "Oh yeah!," the man said, "I'd go anywhere for you, babe!" "Then you can go straight to hell!," Tomoko called out as she grabbed the man's hair and pulled him into his own car door.

As she walked off, her father Ryohei pulled up on his bike, seeing the man holding his nose in pain. "Officer!," the man said, "That crazy bitch just insulted me! Arrest her ass, right now!" Ryohei chuckled. "Sorry, but I can't do that. That's my daughter you see." The man became gobsmacked. "Not to mention," Ryohei said, getting off his bike and helping an elderly woman who was coughing from the exhaust fumes of the man's car, "You were causing problems yourself. I'll let it slide for now, but I'd recommend you mind yourself in this town."

He finished helping the woman, then went after after his daughter. "Tomoko," he called out. "Oh, Dad," Tomoko said, "I didn't know you were right behind me." "I happened to spot you and wanted to say hi when that man started harassing you," Ryohei said, "So, Josuke had his high school entrance ceremony today, right? I'll bet he and Pinkie are in the same class again, just like always." Tomoko chuckled. "I'm surprised neither has asked the other out yet. Still, I don't get Josuke sometimes."

"Oh?," Ryohei said, "How so?" "His personality is all over the place. He can appear calm most of the time, but then he flies off the handle for one reason or another. He's got a surprisingly short fuse. I have no idea where he gets it from." 'Probably from you,' Ryohei thought to himself. Tomoko smiled. "Still, he's a kind and gentle spirit. I'm sure he got that from his father. Wherever he is..." Ryohei sighed. Tomoko always seemed to get dreamy when thinking of Joseph Joestar.

Meanwhile, as the trio was walking home from school, they heard the sound of police sirens. "Some sort of accident?," Josuke wondered. "You don't get these things often in this town," Koichi noted, "Let's check it out." They didn't notice a young woman in the bushes near them, raped and murdered. The police cruisers had stopped in front of a local convenience store. The large crowd made it hard to see what was going on. "What is all this?," Pinkie asked. "There was a robbery in the convenience store," a nearby old woman said, "The man responsible just took a female clerk as a hostage."

"You don't have to look so cheerful about it," Pinkie berated her, "A girl's life is in danger, that's bound to make someone super sad." "Hey, he's coming out," Koichi said. Pinkie gasped when he saw the man holding the clerk at knifepoint. "That's Mitarai! Why's he the one behind this!? Yeah he's a former street thug, but he cleaned up after meeting his girlfriend! Besides, he'd never take a hostage! And poor Ayame! She's just working to help her father's hospital bill!" Koichi looked at Pinkie. "Wow, you really do know the people of this town."

"He looks real pissed," Josuke noted, "If he gets pushed too far he's bound to kill her." "This is a bad situation," Koichi said, "We should just move on." Josuke and Pinkie nodded. They may have discovered how to use Stands, but they weren't about to use it on a normal person, especially since the police were involved in this situation. But just as they turned to leave, Mitarai called out, "Hey, you with the stupid hair! I told everyone to get away from the car! Now do it!"

"The idiot...," Pinkie said, "Insulting Josuke's hair is bad enough. But didn't he realize we were turning to leave?" Koichi gulped. "Oh man... I just know something bad is about to happen." Sure enough, Josuke stalked towards Mitarai, ignoring the police's calls to get away. "I can't believe this is happening again!," Koichi called out. Pinkie shrugged. "He's been like this since he was four, when he first adopted the hairstyle." Josuke stopped in front of Mitarai. "What did you just say? You wanna talk shit about my hair!?" "Hey, get back you!," Mitarai warned, holding the knife up to Ayame's throat.

"This could end badly," Pinkie noted as she rushed in. "Damn it now you got me pissed!," Mitarai called out, "I'll stab her right now!" But as the knife reached Ayame's stomach, Josuke's Stand punched right through both of them, grabbing the knife at the same time. "Whoa!," Koichi exclaimed, "There's a gaping hole in their abdomens!" "Got you pissed?," Josuke said, "That's my line." He retracted his Stand's fist and pulled Ayame clear. She looked shocked as she saw there was no sign of the earlier damage. "Wait... I'm completely fine."

Mitarai, however, was not so fine, since his army knife was now stuck right in his abdomen, outlined in the skin. Naturally he was freaking out. "You should go to a surgeon," Josuke noted. "Nah, I can handle it," Pinkie said as she came up, "You ever see a cartoon character stick their hand in a small hole they normally couldn't fit their fist into?" She had Smile reached into Mitarai's mouth. Soon enough the outline of the knife disappeared. "I think I got something," Pinkie said. She then blinked. "Two somethings..."

Smile pulled out its arm to reveal the knife, and a tiny watery humanoid. "So I'm not the only Stand user in this town," it said, "I was having fun committing crimes with this body, but you had to butt in." "It's your fault," Pinkie pointed out, "Didn't you notice we were leaving before you singled out Josuke by insulting his hair? He doesn't like that, you know." The Stand blinked, before Smile tossed it in the air. "Alley-oop," Pinkie called out, "Go for it, Smile!" Smile grinned and attacked at high speed.

"WARAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAIRAI! KEEP SMILING!" The watery Stand wound up splatting on the pavement, but reformed and ducked into the storm drain. "That was close, good thing my Stand isn't truly solid. That throw hurt though. I'll be sure to keep a close on eye on both of you from now on." He chuckled before ducking out. "That was the guy from the photo," Josuke realized, "Pinkie why'd you let him get away?" "I didn't intend to," Pinkie argued, "I just wanted to teach him a lesson. He just turned out to be too slippery and got away. Damn you plot! By the way, you'll need to talk with your grandpa soon." Josuke looked confused right before the police tackled him.