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A Survivor's Guide to Grimdark Equestria

by the7Saviors
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So remember when I was just suddenly in Equestria? Everything had gone to hell and I died from blood loss like half an hour after I got there? Yeah well, I'm alive again and in a different Equestria... and this one doesn't look too much better...
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Good news? I'm alive and healthy, for whatever that's worth at the moment. Bad news? I'm still in Equestria.

'Oh, cool!' I hear you say to yourself, 'now maybe we can find out what the hell happened back there!'

Nope, sorry folks. I still have no idea what the hell that was all about. I might still be in Equestria, but it ain't the same Equestria I was in before.

How do I know?

Well first I have to start by telling you what Discord just told me about my current... situation.

Thinking on it, I'm not sure if anyone's ever had cover art made with a self insert character on the cover or not, but Mix-up managed to pull it off pretty damn well.

Check out his page on Fimfiction or any of his stuff on deviantart if you're interested. The guy does good work.

Also now has a youtube reading done by the eponymous Swift Blade Productions! (No I'm not sorry, go check out the prologue)

Mature
Incomplete
Adventure
Dark
Gore
Horror
Profanity
Violence
Death
Self Harm

171,664 words: Estimated 11 Hours, 27 Minutes to read: [Cache]

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53 Chapters:

  1. The Prologue -- Or how I got Completely Screwed Over [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,743
  2. Equus I -- It Goes About as Well as You'd Expect... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,134
  3. Equus II -- Not Exactly my Idea of a Dream Cruise... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,740
  4. Equus II -- Apparently Rarity Made a Huge Mistake [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,762
  5. Nightmare [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,255
  6. Equus II -- In Which I get Some Visitors [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,867
  7. Equus II -- Some Things Happen, both Expected and Unexpected [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,115
  8. Equus II -- It Didn't Work [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,997
  9. Equus II -- I Have a Plan, Hopefully it Works... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,739
  10. Equus II – I Will do What I Must [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,044
  11. Equus II – A Good Night's... Rest? [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,626
  12. Equus II – Man's Best Chance [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,708
  13. Equus II – Of Myths and Melancholy [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,026
  14. Equus II – An Unfortunate Escalation [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,833
  15. Equus II – Things Escalate... Quickly [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,839
  16. Equus II – Not Exactly Setting me up for Success... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,479
  17. Equus II – Dead Men are Told no Tales [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,798
  18. Questions [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,947
  19. Discussion [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,955
  20. Repairs [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,364
  21. Equus III – Night of the Living Dread [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,991
  22. Equus III – Yup, Sounds About Right... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    1,905
  23. Equus III – Now We're Alone, Together [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,177
  24. Equus III – Of Course it was Him, Naturally... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,618
  25. Equus III – Breakfast with the Book Horse [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,916
  26. Equus III – Cat's out of the Bag [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,015
  27. Complications [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,102
  28. Equus III – The Chaos Within [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,048
  29. Equus III – They Never Said it Would be Easy... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,092
  30. Equus III – The Burden of Knowledge [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,125
  31. Equus III – The More Things Change... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,500
  32. Equus III – I Can See Clearly Now... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    4,685
  33. Blame [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,336
  34. Machinations [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    6,181
  35. Decision [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    2,701
  36. ??? – [323DAYS] [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,508
  37. Earth(?) – The Long Road Home [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,167
  38. Earth(?) - My Apartment and what We Found There... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,974
  39. ??? – And thus I was Given a New Purpose [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,380
  40. White [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,328
  41. Equus IV – Paint it Black [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    4,637
  42. Equus IV – Welcome to Lovecraft Country [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,664
  43. Equus IV – A Colloquy in the Cramped Crystal Cave [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,346
  44. Equus IV – I Need a Hero [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,098
  45. Equus IV – (Reluctantly) Crossing the Threshold [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,761
  46. Equus IV – Good Help is Hard to Find [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    6,317
  47. Equus IV – An Eldritch Tragedy ~ Part I [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    4,716
  48. Equus IV – An Eldritch Tragedy ~ Part II [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,112
  49. Equus IV – Return of the Book Horse [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,110
  50. Equus IV – Fare Thee Well, O Placid Island of Ignorance... [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    3,943
  51. Equus IV – We Cannot Live in a World of Chaos... or Can We? [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,741
  52. Equus IV – Kill 'Em With Kindness [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    4,402
  53. Agreement [Cache] Jun 6th, 2018
    5,097
Published Jun 6th, 2018
Last Update Dec 4th, 2023
A Survivor's Guide to Grimdark Equestria

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