Prepare for Titanfall
Chapter 4: Chapter 3: Blue Balls
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"He won't wake up," Celestia said to KD.
She had just risen the sun the sun and was going to wake Mason. She walked into his room to find him with the top half of his body hanging off of the foot of the bed. Drool was covering his face, and he still had that weird thing that shot fire out of tubes strapped to him. Witch didn't look comfortable at all. Celestia went to wake him up, she tried shaking him, she tried taping his face lightly (After wiping it off with magic), She even tried yelling in his face, which only got her pushed away and something that sounded like. 'Five more minutes mom' After all of that here she was talking to the giant contraption that is called KD.
"Thats not rare. Take this," KD said handing a speaker to Celestia which she took in her telekinesis,"See that button on the top. Press that when you get to his room it'll wake him up like that."
Celestia took the small box that KD had called a 'speaker' She said her thanks and teleported to Mason's room. She arrived with a small 'pop', Mason was still lying in the very uncomfortable looking way she trotted to him and pressed the button on top of the speaker. From the speaker came a gentle voice that was still very authoritative it said.
"Rise and shine pilots! At attention."
Celestia had never imagined somepony could move that fast Mason was awake near instantly he placed his hands on the floor and kicked. Using his jump kit he launched himself into the air did some sort of spin that landed him on his feet standing at attention.
Mason stood at attention after hearing the voice of his temporary captain Briggs. He stood at attention until he realized that he was looking at a tall white horse with a horn and wings. When he realized this he went to a normal stance and simply said. "Oh, morning I take it you couldn't wake me up?"
Celestia nodded and said "Indeed I was unable to wake you. I'm here to escort you to breakfast."
Mason nodded and walked past Celestia to the nightstand that had all of his things on it. "You're really taking this whole 'Random ass alien' thing pretty well. The way you're handling this almost makes it seem like an average Tuesday."
"Well considering all of the things that have been happening these past two years it sort of is," Celestia said.
"That right there," Mason said while putting on his armor plates," is sad."
Celestia looked at him and said cocking her head to the left slightly witch Mason still found adorable. "Why are you putting on your armor? You will not need it."
"Meh, it's not that I will need it it's that I might and I like to be safe rather than sorry," Mason said as he slung his Devotion over his shoulder and holstered his wingman.
"Hmm ok, May I ask why you're wearing an eyepatch?" Celestia said motioning to his head.
"Oh yeah forgot about that. Well you see a couple years ago I was in a battle with another pilot and they got a lucky shot in that went straight into my eye. The bullet missed my brain stem so I lived barely. The pilot assumed I was dead and a friendly pilot found me before I died from blood loss, and carried me to the dropship before it left. After a few paychecks, I got this eye," Mason said taking the eyepatch off and putting his prosthetic in.," I can actually see with it as well. I call it my dark and forboding backstory." He said wiggling his fingers.
Celestia said "That's terrible how did you keep fighting. Most military I know of would send you home after that."
Mason shrugged "Meh no big deal anyway I'm starving can we go to breakfast?"
Celestia nodded unable to think of a response to him waving off such an injury. She then motioned to the pilot who now had his helmet on to follow her.
Celestia and Mason are walking down a long hallway towards a Large set of double doors. The hall was decorated with paintings and potted plants, that were spaced about 10 ft from each other. The ceiling was at least 50 foot tall and was vaulted altogether it was very pleasant and gave off a warm feeling. At the far end of the hall, there were two guards outside of the door witch mason hoped was the dining room.
"So." Mason started looking at Celestia,"You're taking this whole 'Alien with giant talking robot' thing pretty well."
Celestia sighed and shook her head. "This has become more and more normal over the past few years."
"So you're telling me that aliens are normal here? Because if so I think I'll like it here." Mason stated while looking at the various paintings.
"Oh no aliens aren't normal, what I meant is strange things have been happening lately. As you saw with the changeling invasion."
"Awwww," Mason cried over-exaggeratedly lowering his head, "Well at least if the weirdness continues I won't get too bored."
Celestia just shook her head in response to that and nodded to the guards as the opened the doors and respectfully bowed. They walked into a room that was about half the size of a football field if you cut it vertically at the 50-yard line. (Looking down at the field not standing on it.) At one end of the room, there were windows that reached to the ceiling. In the middle of the room around the table seated in chairs, which did not look like they would hold a human very well. Were the two alicorns and the six other ponies from yesterday, and one snobbish looking prick with a blond mane.
Mason looked at Celestia "whos the snobbish looking cunt with a blond mane?" Mason asked pointing at Blueblood.
She looked at where he was pointing and sighed. "That is my nephew blueblood he doesn't have the most charming personality just try to be nice."
Mason nodded and said "I'll be nice to him if he's nice to me"
Celestia opened her mouth to respond but was interrupted by Blueblood yelling "What is that disgusting creature? Guards get it out!"
Mason turned to the guards who had started to move and yelled: "You move and I'll have KD step on you!" The guards slowly backed up to where they were. "Now blueblood let's try that introduction again why don't we. Hi, I'm Mason whats your name?"
Blueblood scoffed and said " Adress your prince with respect fiend. If these useless guards won't do it then I will." Bluebloods horn started to glow and fired a bolt of energy at Mason.
Mason seeing the bolt moved casually took a step to the side and the bolt hit the wall behind him barely singeing the wall. "Wow, that was almost not pathetic. You wanna try that again because if you do I'm gonna rip your spine out, flog you with it, rip your dick off, shove it down your throat, then put your spine back so you can feel what I did hows that sound Blueballs!" Mason threatened he wouldn't really do it. But it got is point across pretty well.
Blueblood looked livid he started to turn red and went to cast another spell but was stopped by Celestia. "Blueblood stop just go" She sighed and shook her head.
Blueballs looked like he wanted to argue, but he instead glared at Mason turned his nose up and trotted away slamming the door on his way out. Mason turned to Celestia and asked, "Would you mind if he went missing one day?"
Celestia just looked at Mason and said: "Would you really have done all of that?"
Mason stared at Celestia confused and said "Do what?"
Celestia just leveled a look at him and stated: "The spine ripping thing."
Mason continued to stare for a moment and then realized what she was talking about "Ooohhhhh. Yea no the only time I would seriously consider that is if someone A: Killed my family or B: tried to stab me in the balls. Because if you try to remove a man's testicles you deserve what's coming for you. Also, I think I sense your next question so no I will not harm or eat your subjects."
Celestia was somewhat surprised from him predicting what she was going to ask but was also somewhat confused at the 'Won't eat them' part, But before she could question him he walked off and sat at the large table with eight shocked mares and leaned back in his chair.
Mason was sat between Princess Luna and a small purple and green dragon. He stared down at the dragon and the dragon stared back. He moved his gaze up to the mares sitting around the table as Celestia sat down. Celestia cleared her throat and said.
"I believe proper introductions are an order. Mason this is; Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, PinkiePie, Spike, and my sister Princess Luna." All of the mares (and dragon) greeted Mason respectively he nodded in return to their greetings.
"Now not to sound like we want you to leave," Celestia said, "But may I ask what you are planning on doing here?"
"Wow, you really just go for the throat don't ya. Well honestly explore, I don't know anything about this planet or who inhabits it. If the Changelings were anything to go by ponies aren't the only sapient race on this planet. So I'll probably go see them and see what trouble I can inevitably get myself into." Mason said grinning like a madman at the last part.
"Oh, also I need a new uniform. The tape on my back is extremely uncomfortable, and I don't want to end up flashing anyone if it comes undone." Mason said laughing nervously at the end.
'I have a solution to your problem pilot I have extra material that your uniform is made of. The only problem is It's just the material someone will need to actually make the suit I already have the measurements. ' KD said through their neural link.
'Wait how- since when can you do that?' Mason shouted in his head.
'I do not know but I can now so don't complain.'
"Well, It seems KD has a solution. She has extra uniform material for some reason-" Mason was explaining before PinkiePie interrupted him.
"Plot convenience!" She shouted.
Mason looked at her strangely before continuing. "As I was saying KD has some extra material so do any of you know a tailor?"
Evreypony in the room looked at a white unicorn with styled purple hair. "I could do that I have a shop in Ponyville, but it's a 2-hour train ride."
'KD come here I sense there about to ask questions that need big words that I don't understand in the answer'
'I'm on my way'
The ground shook slightly as KD approached the room, and crouched through the unnecessarily large doors at the end of the room. She stood to her full height and made her way to the table, trying not to step on the servants who were frozen in place from the sight of her. When she reached the table Mason stood up and pushed his chair in. He then took a couple steps back and held his arms out to his sides. KD leaned down picked him up then put him on top of her chassis.
"So KD if you were given the coordinates of ponyville," Mason snickered at the name, " How fast do you think you could run there it's about two hours by train."
"It depends on the conditions of the weather and terrain, but if its relatively flat then about an hour and a half judging by this worlds technology level."
"Well, Celestia I know where I'm going first." Mason grinned under his mask at the prospect of another adventure.
"I would recommend talking to the other ponies present."
"Oh... Yea people right." Mason said sighing.