"MASON ARE YOU OK?

'Shit this must be serious KD never addresses me that informally unless something really fucked up.'

"Huh... oh yea KD I'm fine my head feels like it got hit by a ton of bricks though."

"THIS IS NOT SUPRISNG AS YOU HIT YOUR HEAD WHEN THE PHASE SHIFT ENDED."

"ok umm KD where are we and can you turn on the optics?"

KD turned on the optics on the front of the screen. "THERE, AS FOR WHERE WE ARE WE APPEAR TO BE FALLING OUTSIDE A CASTLE OF SOME SORTS. WHICH APPEARS TO HAVE SOME SORT OF PROTECTIVE FIELD AROUND IT.

"oh ok... A CASTLE! AND WE ARE FALLING! That's impossible we started the phase shift below sea level!"

"PILOT IF MY SCANS ARE CORRECT WE ARE NO LONGER ON THE SAME PLANET. I HAVE SENT OUT MESSAGES ON 1982 DIFFERENT CHANNELS AND HAVE FOUND NO IMC OR MILITIA SATELLITES. MY CALCULATIONS SHOW A 72% CHANCE WE ARE OUTSIDE THE RECORDED UNIVERSE. "

"oh well... damn I never even got a chance to say bye to my cat."

"WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE.

"Nah my cat."

"..."

"PILOT BRACE FOR TITANFALL."

KD landed with a loud THUD! Standing up KD scanned the area.

"umm KD are those... horses getting attacked by bug horses"

"...YES THEY ARE."

"you think we should like help?"

"THAT IS UP TO YOU IF WE HELP AND DONT SHOW OUR FULL ARSENAL WE HAVE 60% CHANCE OF HAVING FRIENDLY RELATIONS WITH THESE 'PONYS'"

"well turn on the external speakers I want to get some attention."

*SIGH*

From KD's speaker's masons voice blares "OI YOU BUGGY FUCKS! PICK ON SOMEONE THAT IS... A LOT BIGGER THAN YOU! But hey there's a fuck ton of you so it evens out."

At this, the changelings look confused. Probably because a giant bipedal thing just yelled louder than should be possible. Or because it's 2 1/2 stories tall... one or the other.

"KD turn on the rock on the external and internal speakers. It will draw more attention."

"WELL IT WILL DEFINATLY DRAW SOME ATTENTION. BADASS PLAYLIST IT IS."

KD draws her sword as the music starts to play. KD steps up to the gate separating her from the city grabs it with one hand and rips it off its hinges. The changlings look shocked but quickly recover. The Changelings begin to launch magical bolts at KD and look terrified when they do nothing but reflect off of the shield. KD sprints towards the changelings stepping on some and using her lead wall on others. "PILOT I AM PICKING UP RAIDEO WAVES FROM THE CHANGELINGS, I MANAGED TO DECODE THEM AND THERE LEADER 'QUEEN CHRYSALIS' IS IN THE CASTLE WITH MULTIPLE HOSTAGES. "

"Well than KD can you throw me to the castle?"

"CALCULATING... ... YES I CAN THROW YOUR FAT ASS."

"Let's go!... HEY! you're the one who weighs 40 tons!"

Mason grabbed his Devotion and his B3 wingman from the compartment on KD as well as all the ammo you would ever need. He disembarked from KD Devotion drawn once he landed he began firing short bursts at the changeling that were covering KD. One brave changeling even tried to tackle Mason from behind but got killed by a fist to the face. "KD we don't have time for this just throw me!"

"PILOT THAT IS NOT A GO-"

"Just throw me damn it!"

"Also get to the castle as fast as you can."

KD reached down and picked up Mason "BE SAFE PILOT, AND I WILL" With that KD threw Mason. Flying through the air Mason thought to himself 'now how do I not become a red splat on the wall and get in' "KD always told me not to grapple to things while moving at high speeds especially if they are beside me there's windows and a wall well... LEERROYYYYY!"

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Queen Chrysalis was pacing in the throne room with four princesses stuck to the ground.

"you will never win chrysalis we will find a way to beat you!" Twilight yelled at chrysalis although she had no idea how they would at this point it would take a miracle. Lucky for them they were about to get one. Evreypony in the room heard from outside

"LEERROYYYYY!" after that they saw a bipedal creature of some sort smash through the window. "FUCK YE -AAHHHH SHI-" The figure slammed into a pillar went through the pillar and into another one. Mason pulled his head out of the pillar and looked around the room for chrysalis when he found her he said

"You are going down," He said stumbling around almost looking drunk," You are a dic-" Mason fell backward after a few seconds he sat up with his legs crossed and drew his B3 wingman.

Chrysalis stood there a second obviously very confused. "What are you supposed to be?"

Mason sat there for a second still seeing stars "I'm a motherfucking chimpanzee that shaved its self that is here to fight you," He deadpanned, "Ok you got me I'm not a chimp im a... I don't know call me a hotdog for all I care. The short of it is I'm here to kill you.

Chrysalis stood there for a second seemingly processing what just happened, then broke out laughing. "hahahahahha you fool you think you can beat me, Queen Chrysalis."

Mason sat there for a second acting as if he was contemplating that then stood up. "Well if you use that ego of yours as armor you would be invincible. Buuuuutttt, since you don't have armor made out of your ego, imma say... YES."

BURRNNNN!

Chrysalis sat there eye twitching for a good five seconds before she responded. "You stupid monkey thi-"

"OH BITCH YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME MONKEY!"

Mason began to run at Chrysalis. Seeing this Chrysalis charged up a spell and when Mason got close she released the spell at Mason. Mason was ready and he grappled to one of the pillars and began to wallrun jumping between the pillars. Bridging the gaps he couldn't jump across with his grapple hook. Chrysalis sat there confused and somewhat amazed that this thing was so agile. She quickly recovered and teleported in front of him prepared to tackle him off of the wall. Mason reacted faster phase shifting through her than activating holo pilot the two new pilots began to jump from pillar to pillar as well.

"What is this trickery!? why don't you come out and fight me like a... Whatever you are!" Chrysalis screamed obviously annoyed at Mason's antics.

"It's not trickery is called tactics. I would think a queen who planned an invasion of all people would know this. I would also think you should know to be careful of what you wish for. But hey your wish is my command."

With that, all of Mason's holo pilots disappeared and Mason phase dashed at the same time to make it look as if he was gone. Two of the holo pilots appeared in front of Chrysalis and said in unison.

"Here I am Chrysalis all you have to do is find the real me."

"Wait wasn't there three of you?"

Chrysalis got her answer in the form of a boot to the back of the head.

"You should really look behind you more often."

Mason looked up to the other ponies in the room and saw them looking in utter horror at something behind him. Mason thought for a second and said "There's something big and heavy about to hit me in the back isn't there," all the ponies nodded,"Well fuck" Mason was hit in the back by a piece of the pillar he broke with his face not to long ago, sending him flying into the staircase. Chrysalis walked up to him slowly and growled.

"You can never beat me."

"My friend will beat you."

"You think your friend can bet me alone if you couldn't what makes you think they could."

"Who said she would do it alone and you know that thing I said about looking behind you."

After Mason said that a loud robotic voice boomed out. "LOOK BEHIND YOU. KD kicked the massive door off of its hinges sending it flying into than through the wall behind the stairs. DEUS EX MACHINA BITCH!.

Chrysalis watched with a mixture of horror and awe as a 2 1/2 story tall machine stomped into the room throwing changelings off it like they were just large annoying flys.

Then Mason piped up "Yea that's my friend."

Mason phase dashed away from his place on the floor to stand in front of KD, who was now standing 20 feet away from a Chrysalis that looked like she was gonna piss herself. Chrysalis began to slowly back away from KD and Mason.

"So because you actually managed to put up a fight. I have oh so graciously decided," he said as sarcastically as possible, "To not have KD here turn you into a red smear on the ground. Instead, I'll just have KD throw you through a window." Mason looked up to KD and motioned him to go ahead.

KD walked up to Chrysalis who was at this point backed into a corner trying to teleport away but was shaking too bad and couldn't concentrate. KD reached down and picked up chrysalis than walked up to one of the windows that faced off of the moutan. KD began to calculate how to throw Chrysalis into a small lake. Once she figured how hard and at what angle to throw her at KD looked down a Chrysalis and said. "HAVE A NICE FLIGHT." Than threw Chrysalis out the window. She looked down and gave Mason who was busy freeing the princesses a thumbs up witch he returned.

Once Mason finished freeing the princesses he said: "So umm... what happened."

Celestia eyed him and KD somewhat suspiciously "We could ask you the same."

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