The Wolfman of Ponyville.
Chapter 19: Professor Huffstutler 2nd class ( Edited)
Previous Chapter Next ChapterThe journey so far. When I was told that I was going to be a father to two children, I took my Valkyries and told the news of their pregnancy to my father, Celestia, the apple family, and all our friends. Out of all the ones we have told, Celestia took it with the most hostility. After a long drawn out battle where I just stood and endured the blows, Celestia finally relented and became overjoyed that she would be getting new family members. We weren't sure when the kids would be born. It could be eleven or nine months depending on which trait they took after, though it would most likely be in the eleven-month time frame. Either way, we had a while to plan for the new pups.
Speaking of pups, Hercules started to grow over the past few weeks and was now Appleblooms size. The other pets adored him and Winona even adopted him as her son.
As for dad, he found work at the local guard station. He didn't need work seeing how I'm rich, he just wanted to do something other than watching tv all day. And from what he's told me, he found himself a new friend to get drunk with when I'm not around. I think his name is Bulk Biceps. Anyway, that was then, this is now.
Once again I was on the road leading to the schoolhouse. Though this time the Crusaders were by my side, along with Luna and Hercules. I brought along Hercules because I thought it would be nice for the kids to see a dog from my world. The girls were off to Cloudsdale to cheer for Rainbow dash at the young fliers competition. As we continued our journey, Scootaloo was busy showing me tricks on her scooter. " Impressive Scoots, you like that scooter don't you."
" I love it! Thanks again for the scooter, Joe." She smiled widely at me, I think she likes me, though, in what way, I cannot say.
As we drew near the schoolhouse, Cheerilee came over to greet us. " Good morning Joe," She looked to Luna. " Princess." She then looked to the girls. " Come on girls, it's almost time for class." The girls scampered off inside the school to get ready for a full day of learning. Cheerilee turned back to me with a giddy look to her. " Soooo, is it true that you're going to be a father?" Looks like Applebloom let that little snippet slip.
Before I could say anything, Luna interjected. " Indeed he is. Lady Applejack and I were blessed with a child each." Luna snuggled up to me to show that she was my mate.
Cheerilee was overjoyed to hear that and quickly went over to Luna. " That is wonderful to hear, I can't wait to see them." Well, as much as I love to hear about my future children, I had a class to teach.
" Ahem." They both looked at me. " As much as I would love to continue this conversation, we have a class to attend too."
Cheerilee had a sheepish smile realizing she went baby crazy. " You're right, we should head in and educate." She looked at Luna. " Will you be attending our class again your highness?" With a small smile, she went ahead into the classroom with me right behind. " I'll take that as a yes."
I entered the room to a bunch of screaming children doing all manner of classroom cliches from throwing spitballs to verbal bullying. The verbal bullying pissed me off because it came from the spoiled bullies towards my favorite trio of fillies. Before I could do anything rash, Luna went over to the Crusaders with Hercules in tow so the class would go quiet. Needless to say, it worked.
It was then that Cheerilee came in to do what every teacher does. " Good morning class."
" Good morning Miss Cheerilee!" It seems the ultimate authority is and always shall be Cheerilee. Hopefully, She'll still be teaching when my kids are old enough.
" Hello children, it's good to see you again." I gave a warm smile to the whole class, though I did linger on the two spoiled brats. " Unlike last time, where you asked questions about my world, I'll ask you something and compare it to my world." They all seemed confused about that, some looked nervous while others got excited. " For those that don't quite get what I mean, I'll explain. While I've been here, I've been reading through some of your history books and have seen many similarities between our worlds. So I would like for you to say your favorite book, theatre play, sport, anything that comes to mind, and I'll compare it to something similar to something in my world." The kids seemed to perk up at that. I decided to see what could be in the minds of the bullies, just so the Crusaders could have some dirt. " Alright, let's have Miss Tiara go first, shall we?"
She pondered something in her head for a while, till finally, she had something. " I want to see what the rich look like in your world." What I think she wants is to see if the rich look like she does. Time to prove her wrong.
" Very well, I give you the typical rich family, The Robertsons." I started channeling magic into my hands and pulled up a screen.
" Hope that answers your question Diamond!" The kids were laughing at the whole thing while the two rich fillies were gobsmacked. One down, one to go. " Miss Spoon, would you like to add something?"
She collected herself before she gave me an answer. " How about...Buckball?" Oh, a sports fan, well can't say I saw that coming, and from what I could tell neither could Diamond Tiara.
" Well, from what I've read, it's similar to basketball, though it does involve more players and less flying and magic." I pondered what exactly to show the class, till the perfect one came to mind. " Alright, here we go!"
The kids were impressed by the game, glad someone is, I much prefer baseball. " Settle down please, we still have others who haven't gone yet." They started to calm down after that. My eyes scanned over the crowd and they fell on a young colt that looked like Hidalgo. " Excuse me, young colt, anything you have an interest in? Also, what's your name."
The child looked surprised that he was even called upon, must be new or something. " My name is Pipsqueak, and I do like Pirates."
" Well, Pip do you mind if I call you Pip?" He nodded yes. " Excellent, anyway I know the perfect example for someone who enjoys pirates." I focused on my magic once again to project a much larger screen. Trust me, this needs a bigger screen. " Okay children, get ready for a swashbuckling good time!" With that done, I showed them the greatest scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean.
When the video ended I decided to show them one more video, because in truth I can't get enough of that. " Okay, I'm going to show one more for the pirate thing because I want you kid's to learn about an ancient sea monster." The eyes that were on me grew even wider. " Boys and girls, I introduce you to, THE KRAKEN!"
When the clip ended the children had frightened looks. " No need to worry children, the Kraken is back on Midgard, you know, Earth." This calmed them down for a bit. " So, who wants to go next?" A dozen hooves went up in the air all eager to see what they wanted from my world. As I looked over the children, I saw Luna giving me a sultry look. The choice is clear! " Luna, my darling!" I went over to her on bended knees. I took her hoof in my hands and asked. " What is it you desire to see of my world"
With an innocent-looking smile, she responded. " I would very much like to see a romantic dance." Now she's done it.
With a wave of my hand, I had moved all the desks to the edge of the walls, leaving only me and Luna in the center. At the flick of my wrist, the walls turned into a Spanish courtyard with candlelight and a romantic air around us. I took Luna in my arms and hoisted her to her hind legs where I changed her into her human disguise with a new dress, whereas I, took on the guise of a Spanish noble. With an added accent I said. " Why look when you can experience?" With the snap of my fingers, the music started to play. ( Start at 20 seconds in, end at 1:36)
When the dance had ended, I had Luna in my arms panting heavily with desire. " Cara Mia."
" Mon Cher." The French lessons paid off.
We embraced in a passionate kiss that left the children in a rave. As the embrace lingered, the magic that held the illusions as well as the disguises melted away revealing once again the classroom, with me and Luna breaking our kiss. " How was that Mi Amor?"
With a satisfied smile, she responds. " It was everything that I could ever dream of Mon Cher."
" Ahem, as beautiful as that was, could we please put the classroom back together." I looked around to see that the desks were still pushed to the walls with the kids still in them. Speaking of, all the children had either giddy or disgusted expressions depending on how their minds viewed the opposite gender.
" Right, of course, let me just" I snapped my fingers and all the desks returned too there original position. " there we go." I let Luna go back to the Crusaders while I went to the front of the class. With a deep breath, I continued my lessons. " So, would anyone else like to go?" No one really wanted to go so I decided to pick one. " Scootaloo! What would you like to compare?"
At first, she was surprised, then she went into deep thought. " I do like extreme sports." Called it.
" Okay, my little adrenaline junkie, how about a scene from one of Vin Diesels best films?" She nodded her head yes and got ready. " Alright, hope you all like snowboarding." I channeled my magic into my hands once again and projected a screen.
When the video started the kids didn't seem that interested. Seems they all did something like this before. It wasn't until the avalanche happened then the kids went nuts. " So, how was that?"
" That was the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my life!" Seems I gave her the fix of adrenaline she wanted.
" Thank you Scoots, though you better make sure Rainbow doesn't hear that." She told me how she has a fan club dedicated to Dash and if I wanted to be a member. I politely declined and told her that Dash was kind of my fan. " Alright, how about we mix it up for a moment." They looked confused about that. " I'll pick two of you and you'll tell me your favorite thing, and I'll combine the two as best I can. Alright, let's have Sweetie Belle and Twist."
Sweetie went first. " I like musicals." With a voice like hers, there was never any doubt.
" I like candy." Going by her Cutiemark I would have guessed candy too.
I went through all the movies and tv shows I've seen in my head and I believe I had it. " Alright, let's enter the chocolate factory." ( I'm going to stop explaining my magic routine and just do it.)
The video ended with a lot of kids looking like they wanted something sweet. Come to think of it, I wanted something sweet, guess I'll take Luna to Sugarcube Corner after this.
" Alright class, Mister Huffstutler can do one more question then it'll be time for lunch." A few of the kids looked disappointed that we had to end our session so soon. Might as well go off with a bang.
I decided to have Applebloom give out the last question. " Hey, AB, why don't you give the last question." Seeing as she might be my future sister-in-law, I might have to give her special treatment.
" Are there other werewolves like you?" That came out of nowhere.
" In truth, my father is the only other werewolf in this or my world. Before, it was three werewolves, but my grandfather passed a few years ago." A small tear fell from my eye as the memories of my grandpa went through my mind. But I put on a straight face and continued with what I wanted to say. " However, throughout the ages, my family would reveal who they really are, and the masses would write stories about us. Most of it portrayed us as bloodthirsty monsters who had no control over our actions during a full moon, which is completely not true of course but you know."
" However, in recent years some of the werewolf myths have gotten to where it's just plain embarrassing. So I'm going to show you something that introduces the myth as scary." The kids looked frightened for a moment. " I give you the Wolfman."
At the end of the show, the kids were holding Luna and trying not to scream for their parents. Luna was giving me a disapproving look saying that I fucked up big time, I might be sleeping on the couch tonight. " Well, thank you once again for coming down and sharing your wisdom." Cheerilee was sugar-coating it, I think I need to cut my visits to holidays or something.
" Thank you for having me and to be honest, I think I should hold my teachings for special occasions. What do you think of that?"
" That might be a good idea."
Just as Luna and I were about to leave out the door, a large boom resonated throughout the land. We all went out the door to see a large rainbow circle, expanding and glowing brighter every second. Off to the side, a rainbow trail zipped through the air then arched back into the air. Finally, I said something. " What are the odds that Rainbow Dash is responsible for that?"
Luna bumped me with her hip and gave me a sideways smirk. " I guess Applejack will tell us when she gets back." She had a point, can't wait to hear the full story tonight. " Now come on, the baby desires something sweet."
" Luna, it's too early for the baby to sway your cravings." Thank Tyr that Twilight gave me a couple of dozen books on pregnancy. Half the time I'm trying not to pop a boner while reading the material.
" Well, then I need something sweet." Luna grabbed my shirt in her magic and pulled me along. " Come, the cookies await!" I followed along to ease my lover's cravings, at least they aren't pregnancy cravings. Can you imagine pickle and sauerkraut cookies, with strawberry and parsnip milkshakes? Sick.
Well, to recap, I most likely traumatized all the kids with the last video, Granny Smith will probably want to tan my hind for scaring AB. I witnessed an awesome display in the sky. And, to top it all off, Me and my dad are taking a road trip tomorrow to see all of this world. Hopefully, nothing will ruin that or make it weird.
Next Chapter: Road trip to Hell and back ( Edited) Estimated time remaining: 21 Hours, 59 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
To tell the truth, I like to share my interests with my little cousins. So that's why the class chapters. Next chapter will be an action-packed adventure.
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