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This is simply the simple story of a man, who has taken the destiny of being Equestria's prime protector from the main 6 and is now wielding the most powerfull mcguffin know to ponykind. Only problem, he is too lazy to be bothered.
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Follow the interdimensional quest of Alexander Becker, a local nut head, and a well-known Couch Potato to all. Who, for some reason, suddenly gets thrust into the world of care bear copy cats and the home of the most generic cartoon villains imaginable. Only for him to steal the Elements of Harmony from the supposed six destined mares, while becoming the new staunch protector of Equestria himself. The only problem is, he is far too lazy to be bothered, has issues of misusing his new McGuffin for his own personal needs, and spends way too much time sitting on his couch eating cheese and drinking coffee all day. Much to the dismay of Twilight Sparkle.

But even so, evil doers be vigilant, because a NEW evil doer is in town. Who is (sometimes) way too lazy to be either the hero or the villain. Also, he now wields the McGuffin. So there’s that.

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28,520 words: Estimated 1 Hour, 55 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

3 Chapters:

  1. Chapter Uno: Because I can speak a little bit of Spanish [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 3rd, 2018
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  2. Chapter Dos: Becasue I'm still counting in Spanish [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 3rd, 2018
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  3. Chapter Tres: Wow, this is LOOOOOOOONG [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 3rd, 2018
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Published Mar 3rd, 2018
Last Update Mar 24th, 2018
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