In the Land of the Kai's...

"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME YOU STUPID PINK HORSE!" Old Kai yelled into the crystal ball.

"P-Please calm down..." Shin, the Supreme Kai said.

"What do you mean 'calm down!?' There isn't a switch in my brain that just allows that to happen!" Old Kai yelled.

***

"It's time to punish Equestria." Beerus said.

Everyone gasped.

"Well..." Discord said, wearing his suit and tie again.

"It was nice knowing this place." He said.

"Punish Equestria!?" Gohan asked.

"This is what happens when mortals don't share their pudding!" Beerus yelled.

"Wait a minute, please!" Celestia pleaded.

Beerus shot her a death glare, making Celestia sweat.

She was visibly scared by Toriyama's favorite cat.

"It's no use delaying the inevitable, so I suggest you let it happen quickly." Beerus said, holding a hand to the ground.

A purple orb of destruction energy appeared.

"No!" Gohan yelled, getting up.

All eyes were on him.

"I... I won't let you!" He said.

Beerus gave a creepy smile and made the energy disappear.

He put his hand back into it's original position.

"Typical fool... If you're as arrogant as your father to fight me, then you don't learn." Beerus said.

"I don't know if I can defeat you..." Gohan said, placing a hand on his clothing.

He pulled it off to show his gi.

(Like pretty much every Saiyan in the actual movie. They happened to have their battle outfits underneath...?)

"...But there's no way I'll let you destroy this planet!" He said.

He looked extremely determined.

Like on the Day of Destiny. (If you know what I mean, then you get an imaginary cookie.)

Celestia and Luna now placed their hopes on him...

Goku knew he wouldn't be of help for once...

Goten was confused as to what was happening, but managed to know that the planet might be fucking gone.

"Well, I might as well go to another reality." Discord said, snapping his fingers.

Then he disappeared.

"Well..." Gohan said.

His heart was pounding, he was already sweating.

He couldn't fathom Beerus' strength...

Especially from that last blow.

And the fight preceding this one.

"Well, then... Come on. Show me your true power." Beerus said.

Gohan bent his knees and powered up!

Instantly turning into a Super Saiyan 2!

"Let's start with Super Saiyan 2!" He yelled.

"Hmph." Beerus responded with a smile.

In an instant, Beerus appeared in front of Gohan, catching him by surprise.

He threw a punch at Gohan.

Gohan barely managed to dodge it.

Beerus threw more punches, of which Gohan either barely deflected or dodged.

But eventually, Beerus punched him upwards on the chin, sending Gohan flying up.

Everyone had to look up to actually see him, he was really far up.

Beerus quickly flew after him.

Goku and Goten ran out of the castle.

"Gohan!" They both yelled.

Beerus punched Gohan in the gut, making him cough.

He gave Gohan no time for recovery, because next he was punching him in the face numerous times.

So there was a few uninterrupted seconds of that...

"D'oh! Ack! Crap! Baskets!"

...

"Thinking of you, Goku!"

Finally, Beerus kicked Gohan in the stomach before kicking him in the face.

"Uwah!"

It was jagged, so Gohan was kicked downward.

Gohan yelped in pain as he crash landed.

He never felt such power before...

"He didn't even last a minute up there!" Goku said.

"Gohan!" Goten yelled.

Gohan looked up to Goten while he was on his knees.

"Take this!" Goten yelled, throwing the sheath and sword at Gohan.

'Tapion's sword!' Gohan thought.

He caught it and unsheathed the sword.

"Weaponry against me?" Beerus asked, before landing softly.

"You're an even bigger fool." He said.

Gohan stood up and dropped the sheath.

He held the sword with two hands.

"I can do this!" He yelled.

"You'll die trying." Beerus said nonchalantly.

Gohan instantly darted at Beerus, and he slashed down on Beerus!

...But...

Beerus blocked the blow with one finger, and, well...

The sword was split in two.

'...That's not goo-' Gohan thought before he was punched away.

He slid across the ground for a moment.

Everyone gasped.

Gohan got back on his feet while holding the handle.

'That was such a good sword, too...' He thought.

"Dang it!" He said, dropping the handle.

"I'm going all out on this one...!" He yelled.

"Oh boy..." Goten said.

"Show me your power!" Beerus yelled.

Gohan powered up and yelled.

While this over exaggerated yelling is occurring, let's cut to our other bystanders.

"Pinkie!" The rest of the Mane 6 yelled.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Pinkie apologized.

She really looked sorry.

"Why did you do that!?" Twilight asked.

"I really didn't mean to, my doctor told me I have an eating disorder!" Pinkie said.

"You have a doctor?" Everyone asked.

"Yep! He's my imaginary friend, Dr. Fr. S. An. D. Doctor! He tells me to do stuff..." Pinkie said.

She looked to the side.

"Don't you sass me!" She yelled.

"Who are you talking to?" Rarity asked.

"Doctor, these are my friends!" Pinkie said.

...

"I know that, but you can't say that in front of her!" Pinkie said, looking angry.

"Are you okay...?" Fluttershy asked.

"I think she's lost it." Twilight said.

"What about Lord Beerus?" Applejack asked.

"Gohan's gonna handle it, chill out." Rainbow Dash said.

"You don't understand." Celestia said.

She and Luna appeared out of nowhere...

"Beerus the Destroyer is an unstoppable force... If he says it, he means it, and nothing will stop him." Luna said.

"Indeed... A thousand years ago, he visited and nearly destroyed the planet..." Celestia said.

"What happened?" Fluttershy asked.

"He had a hatred for our cuisine, so he wanted this planet destroyed." Luna said.

"Our mentor, Star Swirl the Bearded concocted a fruit salad to calm him, somehow..." Celestia said.

"Then do that now!" Rainbow Dash said.

"This isn't a case of food, Rainbow!" Twilight said.

"It's me..." Pinkie said, looking sad.

"It's okay, but now..." Luna said, looking towards Gohan.

Who was still yelling.

"Doctor, shut up!" Pinkie yelled.

He finally created a sphere around him that shattered into a million pieces.

From that, he emerged as a Super Saiyan 4!

Beerus... Looked genuinely surprised.

'What is this...? How can a mortal get this strong?' He thought.

Gohan let his aura loose, powering up to his utmost limits.

He put a crater into the ground below him...

But it was a tiny crater.

With a radius of 3 feet.

Why did I mention that...?

Because I like math.

Gohan stopped his little burst and let his aura calm down.

It went back to a normal aura.

Gohan took a deep breath.

In...

And out...

"I'm ready." He said grimly.

Beerus just looked on in confusion.

Whis was even looking in slight astonishment.

"Yeah, he's a Super Saiyan 4 now!" Goten cheered.

"That's my son!" Goku cheered.

"What an interesting mortal..." Whis noted.

"I'm going to win this, no matter what!" Gohan yelled.

Author's Notes:

A chapter in a day!? Get outta here!

I've been playing the shit out of Dragon Ball FighterZ.

Teen Gohan main lol what do you expect

Anyway I concocted this chapter that I got out of the garbage so please try to enjoy.