Robert wasn't surprised at all. Not only is pinkie trouble, but now she was sinister. (and still average..)

Pinkie was the one to speak again: " meanie mouth! You killed my friends!" she exclamied in her "normal voice".

Robert then responded: "You... i know your up to something, and i'll chop your boobies off if needed!" he said with confindence.

"Oh, Robert... always the negatives with you. But, now i've got you, and i will teach you a lesson on cruelty, a thing you've had a nick for since you turned thirteen!" she explained.

It was true. He was never a very happy person. Sure, a few chuckles wouldn't hurt, but he didn't like being happy much. He didn't have much to smile about, really....

"I do not give a damn.." he replied casually. But then, she flicked her wrist, and instantly they were both teleported out of the kingdom.

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT US!?" yelled Martin's soul.
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She led Robert to the familiar SugarCube corner, but not for cupcakes. She wanted to show him something, the dark side of pony-ville. And, if you were in his shoes, you would think twice about throwing Gang signs at thug ponies.

When they arrived at a abondoned bar, she took him out back, and began talking to him.

"listen, i brought you here because i wanted to show you what happens here to mean, and cruel people like you."she said, and then directed him to a surprisingly clear window, and he looked through.

What he saw was shocking:

Inside was four, huge ponies, all gathered around a dark-looking pony with black hair. Apparently, the dark-haired pony did something to these giants, and they were ticked off and ready to strike. The dark-haired one had a blood-stained knife as a cutie mark, with that grin he knew all too well.. "Jeff.." he whispered.

What Robert didn't know was that the four ponies were reapers of the cruel, striking those who do wrong.
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The four giant reapers/ponies advanced on Jeff, and one of them held him down by one of his hooves, and began to twist.

Robert saw the pain began to form on the poor pony's face, as the hoof got more twisted, and twisted until it finally came off, blood spurting as jeff screamed in total agony. The big pony did the same until both back hooves were bloddy stumps on jeff's backside. The bones, and tendons were visable, and liquids were oozing out, as well as blood... Pinkie only licked her lips in satisfaction.

The dark haired pony began to beg for mercy: "P-Please guys, i'm sorry! don't kill me!" he begged in agony. Very unlike him.

"Sorry mate, what's been started, has to finish." the first pony said, as he continuded to the front hooves.

Robert couldn't belive what he was seeing, and how fast it was all going down. He thought he was going to vomit, but it never came, only terror as he could only watch as jeff the pony was being mutilated by four giant reapers.

When the next one got to work on the front hooves, he took a HUGE axe blade, and came down hard with it on the Jeff's hoof. Robert COULD bare to hear the un-earthly scream that emitted from jeff's mouth. It sounded like a Nickelback concert, except they were booing. But, being the pimp he was, Robert was unaffected..

Pinkie instantly frowned. "Why is it not working on you?" she asked. "Because i don't give a damn.." he replied.

"Look, your wasting your time. I don't really care about this pale-ass pussy.." he sweared.

"B-But.. Not even a little?" the lesbian baker baffled. She hadn't expected him NOT to care. This was her only plan; if this failed, her soul wouldn't have a reason to exist!

Finally, after the reaper ponies had decapitated Jeff's poor self, and with Robert still not phased; she gave up.

"Just GO HOME, you win..." Pinkie admitted.

"Certainly, but before i go, give me-" Pinkie shoved the golden wallet back in Robert's hands before he got a chance to finish. He didn't say anything, he just flew off, back to the portal to earth. To Robert, his job was done. But to Pinkie, it meant So much more...

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Three years ago, before the time of Robert..

It had always been a sunny day, Pinkie had always enjoyed baking on each glorious day, and the clouds were perfect for her transsexual friends: Rainbow. Pinkie was baking Her favorite dish for dash. Gay-bacon strips; since Rainbow was lesbian anyway.. She had enjoyed serving to everypony, and her six best friends.. Until that MONSTER showed up and killed them.
It had been enough for a human (Alan, and Martin) to come, but a another was too much.. He always dumped the school fillies' heads in the water, got the CMC in trouble, and even manged to kill diamond tiara's business.

Her father went broke and they had to move to a smelly apartment across from the abandoned farm. (since AppleJack was dead, and big mac WAS brain-dead.) Pinkie had SO much, and it was taken away from her. The souls broke out, even though they all landed back to Tartarus, (Martin, and Alan in particular.) and Pinkie had been easily over thrown by the now tyrant Celestia, and the deceased Princess luna.

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Present time..

Ponyville was in a economic crisis, and she had nowhere else to go. The SugarCube Corner was gone, and her room was in ruins.. No wait,.. she saw something! A noose. Perhaps there WAS a way out of here. She untied it, and found a good street pole to hang to, and latched on. Before she jumped off to hang herself, she said these last final words to Robert in the sky:

"I Guess Friendship really is DEAD, eh Robert?" she said... And with those final words,... she jumped off and smiled for one last time...

*SNAP*

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Robert's POV

The king of cruelty was finally home, and powered down. He landed in his front lawn, and casually walked inside. He didn't get anymore surprises, and the mane six, Martin FairBridges, Alan Washington, 52% of Ponyville, everypony else at the funeral, were all gone, and Lauren Faust announced that Friendship is magic is permanently canceled, and that the user:
The-darkevil101 was declared the best writer of all time. (OK, not really. didn't mean to kill the story.)

And, for the first time ever, Robert actually SLEPT well in days....