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What If...

by TheMajorTechie
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What If 2: Eclectic Scootaloo! The beginning of a new era. A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.
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Reading What If 1 is not necessary to understand this story. 'Tis the way of the anthology.

So, Twilight got bored again. No, she didn't go outside to touch grass for once. Y-yes, she's... yeah, she's in her study again. She's found a new quill and she swears she's going to use that lifetime supply of ink that Celestia promised her.

Ever wanted to see an author clawing at his remaining shreds of sanity at two in the morning, trying to figure out what the actual heck he's writing?

Well, guess what? This is the story for ya! Enjoy the noises of short-circuiting brain cells. :)
Mind chipping in for some new ones?


Suggestions for chapters are open, but remember to leave space for others! Keep in mind that I decide whether or not to use idea suggestions.

Everyone
Incomplete
Random
Comedy

7,914 words: Estimated 32 Minutes to read: [Cache]

40 Chapters:

  1. What if... [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    1,000
  2. Pinkie Permanently shattered the forth wall in every show ever? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    143
  3. there was a sequel [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    96
  4. the Mane 6 ran Planet Express? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    258
  5. 60s spiderman fought tirek who had teamed up with elvis presley to steal George washingtons' left shoe which was in a museum in canterlot for some reason? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    163
  6. Luna and Cadance got drunk together? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    205
  7. instead of whatever his plan was, Sombra assaulted Canterlot with an army of undead unicorns, riding into the fray? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    73
  8. the Storm King’s invasion was stopped because Luigi appeared and did absolutely nothing? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    259
  9. the world of Avatar existed in Equestria? i.e. earth ponies (earth tribe), kirin (fire tribe), pegasi (air tribe), sea ponies (water tribe), bat ponies (shadow tribe), unicorns (spirit tribe), crystal ponies (love tribe), etc. And the Avatar is always a f [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    413
  10. a cat sat in a chair? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    268
  11. somepony uses ketchup on sushi? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    62
  12. Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States of America broke into Pinkie Pie's house to steal her funions? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    129
  13. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash fought over who could plan the best idea to break into Fluttershy's cottage and steal all of her animals, including Angel bunny, and when Fluttershy finds out about this she pulls a shed.mov and kills them both. No blood r [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    340
  14. Pinkie's eyebrow stopped and repaired a few satellites while it was in orbit? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    217
  15. Pinkie stole Celano's pirate ship, only to get attacked by Mickey Mouse (from Steamboat Willie, no relations with Disney) in an effort to turn Pinkie into a musical instrument as they get crossed-attacked by marines from the Grand Line and Cutler Bec [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    146
  16. Pinkies eyebrow was Batpony? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    137
  17. something something Sweetie Giraffe for Starfire111110? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    155
  18. Joker gave Pinkie scars like his own, by making her eat a sharp hamburger? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    27
  19. Pinkie's eyebrow went and got a Subway footlong? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    174
  20. Twilight ate all of Rainbow Dash's McDonald's fries? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    122
  21. Spike invented Bounty paper towels? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    89
  22. TWO prompts were used in this chapter? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    99
  23. Blueblood married King Sombra? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    253
  24. kirins burned down Canterlot in celebration of Chineighs New Year? and part of the Kirin's New Year celebration involves shooting fireworks at each other? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    156
  25. Robo CelestikirenraliCORNgoat? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    178
  26. Luna found a nacho cheese fountain and claimed it was the fountain of youth (while drunk with chrysalis)? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    68
  27. RainbOwO Dash used her powers of cringe to resurrect the Shadowobolts? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    143
  28. applejack stayed with her aunt and uncle orange and become, Orangejack, a spoiled brat that speaks sophisticated, wears elaborate outfit with tons of makeup and her mane styled into a large beehive shape [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    161
  29. Big Mac filled the Ponyville reservoir with pop rocks and cola and it wasn't the first time? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    212
  30. the Nacho Cheese made you very smol? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    83
  31. Pinkie managed to turn the cosmos to cupcake frosting but it was pickle flavored? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    223
  32. Nacho Cheese that makes you small was especially effective on a particular character known for being tall? And what ever is in the next chapter of What If became canon? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    504
  33. Prince Blueblood was actually Robot Prince Blueblood? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    521
  34. Celestia kept an infinite supply of Blueblood bot backups and Rarity can never actually be rid of him? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    148
  35. Spike became a mole for Rarity in the BlueBot operation? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    205
  36. Bluebots were secretly plotting against Twilight and Rarity too? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    71
  37. e [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    180
  38. one of the Bluebots was a mole? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    80
  39. Equestria literally fell? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    36
  40. Shining Armor found the Holy Hand Grenade? [Cache] Jan 5th, 2024
    117
Published Jan 5th, 2024
Last Update Apr 24th, 2024

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