Let that soak in, twidash1993.

Spike grinned as he held up the roll of Bounty® paper towels.

"I made this."

Celestia gasped the hardest she'd ever gasped, s t r o n c h i n g back in pure awe as her eyes were opened to a new ultimate deity. The soft, absorbant sheets of processed tree carcass, the barely-intricate patterns stamped into each and every easy-to-tear sheet, the pure... pure cylindricalness of the invention...

"A--" Celestia peeped before fading into nothingness.

Spike took a slow bite out of the paper towel roll.