With a scared shitless Spike in his boxer's running for his life from his angry fillyfriend's turned human.

He couldn't believe he got caught in bed naked with Rarity by his mom dad big sisters and his three fillyfriend's.

"Stop running you cowered", Scootaloo yelled with a glare as she was chasing her coltfriend.

"Yeah, we just wanna teach you a lesson about kissing and having sex with other girls behind our backs", Apple Bloom yelled also glaring death while chasing her coltfriend.

"Girls please stop...l-let me explain" he told them as he was trying to get them to stop chasing him, then he glared and he realised he should stop running and explain himself like a man.

Then he stopped as he turned around, he saw the anger in their eyes as they stopped in front of him.

"Girls plea-(slap) I deserve that (punch) that too (kick to the junk)...ahhh, I need that", he told them falling in pain holding his junk.

"Start talking", they yelled in union while glaring still as he put a finger up.

"G-Give me a minute", he told them in pain, then he tried to activated his healing ability only to realised he doesn't have his crystal on him, so he just sat on the floor and explained why he was doing what he was doing.

With a red faces Rarity in her robe and a nervous Sunset, they were looking down and they can feel Princess Fluttershys Princess Twilight and Princess Celestia glares on them.

"Really, telling my little brother to make a women out of you in bed", Twilight said in shock and anger.

"Sunset, I trusted you and your friends to take care and watch over my son...not have sex with him", Celestia told her former student with a glare as she looked down.

"I'm sorry Princess Celestia, it's just that...we couldn't control ourselves and you have one hot and sexy son who we just wanna throw on a bed and fuck him senseless...shit", she said the last part to herself as she realised she messed up and both Princess eyes widen at that.

"(Sniff)..I'm so very proud of him", Solaris said to himself with a proud fathers smile, then saw the glare his wife was giving him.

"I'll shut up now", he told her putting his head down.

"Sunset and Rarity, he's 13 year's old in Equestria...I want you to call the rest of the girls and tell them to come down to Raritys place, we'll be outside waiting", Twilight told her glaring as her Princess Celestia and Fluttershy started walking downstairs with Sunset.

Cookie was grinning at her daughter as Hondo was glaring, "I remembered telling a boy to make a women out of me in bed when I was your age", she told her daughter smirking while giving her grinning husband a kiss.

"Mother, now is not the time", Rarity told her in shock as she closed the door and started putting her clothes on.

After awhile with Spike and the Crusaders, the boy finished telling them why he was doing what he was doing, "so, you were doing that as practice for us", Scootaloo said in shock as he nodded with a smirk.

"And don't think I don't love you girls no more cause I still do...but this is only temporary", he told them as he gave them each a kiss as they smiled.

"We forgive you Spike", they told him in union with smiles.

"Thanks girls, plus thanks to these other girls...I know what sex really is now and how to have it", he told them grinning as their eyes widen in shock.

"Y-You do", Apple Bloom asked in shock as he nodded grinning still, then they started thinking about it.

They really wouldn't mind their coltfriend showing them what sex really is and how to have it when he comes back home.

"Ok Spike, we'll let this be as practice....a-and when you come back home, could you show us what it's like", Apple Bloom asked with a blush and smile while looking away, the boy grinned and nodded.

"Sure, I'll sure you whats it like when I go back home..but promise me you won't let no pony know about it in Equestria", he told them as they nodded in understanding and promised they won't let no pony know about it.

Then a car pulled up with a couple of college girls coming from a party, they saw the boy in his boxer's and started whistling at him thinking he's around their age as they could see his muscles.

"Hey sexy, how you like to come party with us and show us a great time", one of the girls asked with a smirk as the other girls nodded with grins looking below his waist wondering what's inside his boxer's.

"Yeah, we sure love to do body shots off those sexy abs of yours", the other college girl told him grinning.

Spike and the Crusaders were confused as to what they mean by body shots, then Rarity ran up to him with his pants shoe's crystal and shirt.

"Spike, you do know your in your boxer's right", she told him as he looked down, then he blushed of embarrassment and quickly grabbed his pants and put them on, then he put the rest of his clothes on causing the college girls to pout.

"Booo, come on take it off", one of college girls told him with a smirk as the others nodded causing Rarity to glare at them, then they thought of something with a grin.

"You take it off for us...we'll take it off for you", one of college girls told him grinning as the boy raised an eyebrow at that.

"Have some manners and keep your clothes on in public", Rarity told them as they glared at her.

"Is she your sister or something", one of the girls asked with a smirk as Princess Celestia Princess Twilight and the rest of the harem came running up to Spike and Rarity, Fluttershy had Flurry Heart in her arms since she was babysitting tonight.

But human Sweetie Belle Apple Bloom and Scootaloo were staring in shock at the Crusaders, they felt like they were looking in a mirror then noticed the college students.

"No, she's not my sister...plus I'm 15 year's old", Spike told them as their eyes widen in shock, then they started the car up.

"We never met", they told him in union as they took off driving, they felt shame that they were flirting and hitting on a minor and telling him to strip.

Then felt more shame when they realised they told him they will strip for him if he strips for them.

"Explain yourself young man, why were you and Rarity in bed naked together", Princess Celestia asked her son with a stern look as the rest of the harem already found out the Spike and Rarity getting caught in bed together naked.

"I was uh...um...giving her the Heimlich", he told his mother with a sheepish grin hoping they by it as everyone but Pinkie just gave him deadpan looks knowing for sure that position was no Heimlich maneuver.

"So that what you were doing to us three months ago during our stay in the long cabin on Christmas vacation when you were sleeping in our rooms", Pinkie asked confused as the Main 7 eyes widen in shock.

Princess Fluttershy Princess Twilight and Princess Celestia gave their little brother and son a stern look, "you hade sex with them months ago", Celestia asked with a stern look.

"And he showered with half of us already", Pinkie said with a beaming smile as the harem glared at her.

"Pinkie", they said in union with glares.

"What...oh", the party loving girl said the last part with wide eyes as she realised she messed up and ratted half the girls out and Spike.

"Spike, you shouldn't be doing that mister...you are too young for that", Princess Fluttershy told her little brother with a scolding look.

"Your grounded Spike, 2 months and we are going home...come on", Princess Celestia told her son with a stern look, then the three Princesses Crusaders and Solaris started walking towards the school statue.

"I can't mom, I might be on a mission", Spike told his mom as everyone turned to him confused.

"Spike, having sex and showering with girls ain't a mission", Twilight told her little brother with a glare.

"It is if your trying to prove you can satisfy them", Solaris said with a grin, then saw the glare his wife was giving him.

"Your sleeping on the couch for a week and no special time for you for a month, and you young man...we are leaving right now", she told her husband, then told her son turning to him as he sighed.

"Mom dad Twilight and Fluttershy...I can't cause someone might have Equestrian magic here...and it's alicorn status", he told them as everyone but Rarity became confused.

"What do you mean...Spike, are you saying that Rover could have alicorn magic because of your crystal", Sunset asked in shock as he nodded.

Then he started telling everyone including his family about what he thinks Rover might do with the magic and just how evil he could be and what he's capable of if he does.

With a Rover, he was on top of the School building looking down at Spike and his harem and family, they don't know he's watching them as the bully had a gas canister full of gasoline.

"Hmm, what would happen if that statue got destroyed...and that magic journal that Sunset is carrying...you should destroy it", Venom told Rover in his head as the evil boy grinned evily and nodded.

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