“Umm, Luna?” I asked. “Shush, now come on you know you want to~” my jaw dropped open “uh- um- i-“ I stammered. Then a weird sensation wriggled over me and my greaves fell to the floor leaving me un-armoured from the waist down, soon the rest of my armour had joined them. Luna shot me a look that could only mean one thing and I was wrapped in magic and being pulled to the bed “Luna, what are-“ then she put a hoof to my mouth and pinned me with magic belly up on the bed. This was going a little fast for me but Luna seemed fascinated with… well something. “Hmm… the nurse said it was big but this is… wow…” she trailed off “Wait what?!” I blurted. “Hmm? When you first came here… we had a nurse examine you for injuries… word got around” she said absentmindedly “WHAT!?” I yelled again trying to ignore Luna’s probing, which failed horribly. I let out a groan of pleasure and involuntarily bucked my hind legs. Luna smiled and raised an eyebrow, then touched me in the same place. I groaned and kicked again, her smile broadened “Well, well” she said. “Oh, fuck” I thought. She moved her head down and I felt hot breath on my groin. I squirmed, then a thought hit me “Why was I avoiding this?!” I stopped struggling and smiled looking up at Luna she glanced at me then smiled and the magic dissipated and then I was free to move around. As the princess moved her head down again, the doors swung open and that black and ash colored pegasus walked in “Luna, I can’t find nigh-“ he stared for a moment then his eyes burned with fury and bellowed “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM LUNA, AND GET THE FUCK OUT!” I quickly rolled of the bed and concentrated, there was a flash of light and all my armour had teleported on me. “I would have to give myself a pat on the back later, for now what was up with this pegasus?” I thought. I trotted to the door keeping my eye on the pegasus “I don’t see why it’s your business, but fine. I'm gone!” I called as I walked out the doors, they slammed behind me “asshole” I muttered under my breath. I turned to walk down the hall when a thought occurred to me, I still didn’t have a room! I facehoofed then slumped on the floor “it’s a good thing this armour was so comfortable” I thought, and within a few minutes I was asleep. I was woken by a loud “Nighters!” it sounded like they had said it before. “ya, ya” I mumbled blinking sleep from my eyes, and found Celestia standing over me a puzzled expression on her face “why are you sleeping in the hall?” Celestia asked “long story” I stood and shook myself. “What do you need?” I asked “I have a job for you, until things cool down with Luna” She said “alright” I replied, glancing over how she found out about Luna. “It’s nothing major, just a delivery. There’s a chariot outside, once you arrive find a pony named twilight sparkle and give her this” she floated over a plain brown paper package about the size of a dictionary. I put it in a bag attached to my armour “If that’s all, I’ll be off.” I said, Celestia nodded and I walked off to the courtyard. Once there I saw that the driver was a pegasus mare in some strange latex suit with a bright yellow mane, she was leaned against the cart smoking. When she saw me she nearly ate the cigar she started coughing and sputtering as I moved towards her “I sure have a way with the ladies” I said sarcastically as I walked past her and stepped into the chariot. She regained her composure and walked up to the door, peeking around at me. I sat on a plush couch and looked blankly at her for a moment then said “Need something?” I asked flatly. She shook her head and said “Are you the messenger?” “Yes and I’d like to get going so…” I said twirling my hoof in a circle “Oh! Ok, yes sir, right away!” she bowed and ran out of sight “sir? … Well I guess I wouldn’t want to risk pissing me off in her position, I wasn’t exactly the kindest looking pony.” I thought. Then with a lurch we began our trip.