18+ When foals need some explanations... Oh, wait, wrong story. No foals here. Unless you want to call that unbearable troll of a pony a foal... Anyway! When mares need some explanations on the topic of cooking, who do they ask? A chef? Of course! That is, if we're talking about normal mares. If we're talking about Twilight, however... *Sigh*

Rated T for Time Lord and suggestive themes.

*Written as a sub-story to the Confessions of an Immortal Time Lord. The story is not connected to (but supplements) the stories Time Lords and Wingboners, Time Lords and Something-Sparkling-Or-Shining-Or-Something-Indescribable and Time Lords and... Colts?. Read at your own risk.*

Cover image by the talented Trollapony