I knew Celestia would be this naive with Buckly. Trying to interrogate my private then having him publicly gelded would be something she would do. Looking through the scope the extraction team relayed their location to grab Buckly. “Yeah. Wait till my shot then go. Hold position I'm getting another message.” I changed channels until Cadence came on. “Go ahead Cady…….okay…….uh huh…… understood. Thanks Cady.”

“Extraction team. Send some heavies to the castle and blow up any and all sperm storage tanks you see. Rest if you stay in position.” I said as I aimed down the scope. Sure enough Buckly was on a stage suspended with his hind legs dangling with a guard next to him. After reading off a scroll the guard levitated a knife and walked towards Buckly preparing to castrate him. A loud bang and blood spray later the guard was dead with their head scattered around while the civilians ran around in a panic frenzy.

Watching through the scope I saw extraction get Buckly off the stage and disappear into the crowd. Looking up I saw a window in the castle spewing smoke and flames as well. “Good job extraction. Get out and return to base. I'll be there by nightfall.” I said before cutting off my radio frequency. As I was packing my rifle I heard rustling coming from behind me. Quickly acting I spun around and tackled the would be attack guard and wrestle them to the ground. Using my body weight I pinned them and proceeded to beat their face in until they were dead. As I slowed down I felt a sharp pain to the back of my head and saw black as I fell.

Later in the Crystal Empire

Cadence sat at her throne with nervousness and caution. She had the castle on high alert for Speedy's return but have yet heard of any sightings of him. They were thankful the extraction of Private Buckly was successful and that the sperm tanks were destroyed but it was dark and Speedy didn't return yet. She held Flurry Heart close as Pinkie and Dez sat next to her equally worried for their stallion. Eventually around midnight a crystal guard entered the throne room surprising everyone. “Your Highness. Captains” the guard said bowing to the trio “I have news on the whereabouts of Captain Silverstreak.” Cadence perked up a little when the guard said that to them. “Very well” she said “What have you discovered?” the room went a deathly silent after the guard spoke again.

“We discovered…… that he was captured by Celestia.”

Author's Notes:

You see.... if Buckly was castrated and gone for good.....

Who would write "Of Geldings" then?

Also well shit.... I got ponynapped.