"So Simon," Pinky said, "Why did you come to Ponyville?"

  "Well," Simon started, "I was traveling the world! Looking at all the places I could live. One day I stumbled upon the town of Ponyville. My friend Lewis was also traveling with me. We decided to head to the library to read some... History of the place. Lewis wanted to know everything about the town. But then he saw all the books... And so we ended up here!" Simon said, knowing Pinky would not understand the truth.

  "That's cool!" Pinky replied.

  "Anyways, where I come from we had Jaffa Cakes. A delicious snack there." Simon tempted Pinky so that he could get some.

  "Mmm! Sounds yummy!" Pinky said.

  "Oh trust me Pinky, it is yummy!" Simon said.

  "Okay, what are the ingredients?" Pinky asked.

  "First, we need some dough, but it has to be hollow and round, um. Oh and we need a turkey baster." Simon began, but Pinky interpreted.

  "What is a turkey baster?" Pinky asks.

  Simon, realizing that pony's are herbivores, he says "It's what we use to put the filling in."

  "Oh you mean like this?" Pinky says holding up a turkey baster.

  "Yeah that's it." Simon says.

  "Oh! So that's what these things are called!" Pinky exclaims.

  "Okay," Simon continues. " Next we need sugar, orange flavoring, melted chocolate, preferably in a pan, then we need the filling." Simon lists, while Lewis makes the list with a pencil and paper from behind.

"Here." Lewis says. Simon, not knowing Lewis was there, jumped up at hid behind Pinky, who began to laugh.

"Its just Lewis silly!" Pinky says, still laughing.

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!" Simon exclaims.

Lewis and Pinky are bursting out with laughter, and then Simon said "Lets just get on with the list..."

Along the way, Pinky and the guys bumped into Rarity.

"Why hello! Is there anything you guys need?" Rarity asks generously

"Yeah, do you have any oranges?" Pinky asks.

"Why do you need oranges?"

"So we can make jaffa cakes."

"What is a jaffa cake?"

"Simon said it was the tastiest thing in the world!"

"Oh really?"

"Yes!" Simon buts in.

"Why dont you go ask AJ?" says Rarity.

"Oh yeah!" exclaims Pinky

"Well have fun!"

"Bye!" Said Pinky

"Bye."

Lewis, Simon, and Pinky continue on the quest for jaffa cakes. Once they make it to AJ's place, they saw Granny Smith.

"Why hello there." said Granny

"Hi Granny Smith! Where's Apple Jack?" Asked Pinky

"Oh she's in the apple fields with Big Mac."

"Thanks!" says Pinky.

"Howdy." says Apple Jack

"Hey AJ! Do you know where we can get some oranges?"

"Yeah.If ya' just go down to Manehatten, you can find my Aunt and Uncle Orange."

"Thanks!" Pinky replied.

"So where to now?" Simon asked.

"Manehatten!"

Pinky lead the way to Manehatten, and she never stopp ed talking along the way. Lewis found a spell that made him not hear anything. Like earplugs. But better!

"How mutch further?" Simon asked.

"We are here!" Pinky exclaimed.

"Okay. The address is 1781 Stallion Street." says Simon

"We are on Stallion Street!" Pinky exclaimed

"Sorry what did you say? Lewis says, removing the spell.

Simon and Pinky laugh and say simultaneously "We are no where close!"

"Let me guess, were here." Lewis says.

"Yep." says Simon

"Finally!" says Lewis

They walk into the apartment and walk up to room 1023. Simon hoofs on the door.

"Hello?" says Mrs.Orange

"Is this the Orange residence?" Lewis asks

"Why yes!What do you need?"

"Some of your finest oranges!" says Simon

"What do you need them for?"

"Cant we just buy some?"

"20 bits for a basket."

"Deal!" says Pinky

Pinky passes Mrs.Orange the bits and Lewis picks up the basket with his magic.

"Lets go." says Lewis

"So do we have everything?" Simon asks

"Yep!" Says Pinky. "Can you help me make the Jaffa's? I dont know the way to make them

Simon began making the first jaffa, when a loud noice came at Rainbow Dash's house...

                                                      TO BE CONTINUED...