It was one day at Yog-Towers, that Simon and Lewis were watching T.V. My Little Pony came on.

  "Change the channel!" Commanded Lewis

  "Come on Lewis! It can't be that bad! Lets just give it a small amount of time and watch this one episode!" Simon replied

  "No way!" Lewis said again, not wanting to watch the show.

  All of a sudden the power went out. But the T.V. stayed on... Strange. Simon thought. Then a large bolt of electricity went through the cord keeping the T.V on. Simon, always leaving his clothes around, left his spandex on the cord. The spandex got shocked and Simon had his pants drooping, as always, and got shocked! Then he fell on Lewis, who then began to get shocked! They has a spasm for a bit and then disappeared!

  "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!" Simon yelled.

  " Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" Lewis yelled.

  They continued cussing there brains out until they got teleported into a library. This library owned by Twilight, who then walked into the room.

  "What the?In the name of Celestia what are you two doing here?" Twilight said.

  "What... The fuck..." Simon exclaimed.

  "Fuck... You... Simon..." Lewis said in response.

  "Who are you?" Twilight asked, surprised of the pony's in front of her.

  "What do you mean?Where the hell are we?" Simon asked.

  "You're in my library... In Ponyville..." she replied

  "Were are we?I don't know a fucking place on earth called Ponyville!" said Lewis

  "Why are you a pony.... Lewis... We are in My Little Pony..." Simon said then running outside. "Holy shit!" Simon exclaimed.

  "Earth? We are in Equestria! You silly stallion!... Also, how did you get in my library?" she said.

  "Well I don't know. But currently we feel pretty fucked right now." Lewis said.

  Spike then comes down the stairs.

  "What's going on?" Spike asks.

  "Well, me and my friend here are...Pony's so... Pretty fucked up if you ask me but... Yeah." Lewis says.

  "Lewis!Look at the rainbows!" Simon yelled to Lewis.

  "Simon... Shut the fuck up..." Lewis replied.

  "Come out here and stop being an ass!" Simon said to Lewis.

  "I am a pony not a donkey!" Lewis said.

  Then out of no where, Cranky Doodle Donky passed the library.

  Simon then does his signature little girl excited voice. Then Rainbow Dash flies down, wondering what she just heard.

  "What was that? It sounded so lame. I mean I can do it about 20% cooler than that." she commented.

  "Well... You're an ass..." Simon says.

  Rainbow Dash then flies into his face, but last second, is pulled back by a lasso, tossed by Applejack.

  "I am not lettin' no pony hurt any pony." she said.

  "Applejack! He called me an ass! You think that raises my radical stats? No! It just makes me sound lame..." she complains.

  "Thank you! Damn... I was so close to being unconscious." Simon thanks Applejack

  Then Fluttershy flies over and taps Simon on the shoulder.

  "Excuse me. Can you please stop with the mean words?"

  Lewis then explodes with anger.

  "Mean words?Mean words! Asshole! Of course there fucking mean words!" Lewis yells at Fluttershy.

  Fluttershy begins to cry. Applejack is so surprised that some pony yelled at Fluttershy and lets go of the lasso. Then, Rainbow Dash flies to Lewis and hits him in the face.

  "What the fuck!" Lewis yells.

  Rainbow Dash then hits him again.

  "What the fuck!" Lewis repeats.

  "Stop saying it!" Rainbow Dash says and hits him again.

  Pinky Pie then comes up and see's the new pony's

  "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! New pony's! We need to throw a PARTAY!" Pinky yells.

  Pinky then gets her Party Cannon out and fires it. The cake flies into Simon's face. He then licks his entire face at once (as T.V shows seem to allow) and says "Needs some orange filling."

  "Deal with it." Rainbow Dash says angrily.

  "Fine." Simon and Lewis say simultaneously.

  Simon and Lewis started walking away.

  "Wait! The party just started!" Pinky called to them.

  "We are going." Lewis said.

  "Where do you even live?" Applejack asks

  Simon and Lewis stop dead in there tracks and realize that she is right.

  "Can we bunk with any of you?" Lewis asks.

  "Well. Simon looks like he can give me a helpin' hoof around Sweet Apple Acres." Applejack says.

  "Do you have Jaffa's?"

  "What is a Jaffa?" Applejack asks

  Simon looks towards the sky and screems "Nooooooooooooo!"

  Rarity then walks up and says "What was that terrible crime of loudness that hurts my eardrums? And why are there two unfashionable stallions in front of me? I must fix you up!" Rarity exclaimed

  Lewis blew up at this remark.

  "Unfashionable?Unfashionable!There is not fucking fashion for fucking pony's!" he yells

  Rainbow Dash then flew by and slaps him twice.

  "Okay okay! I understand!" Lewis says.

  "Wow Lewis! You just got your ass whooped by a pony!"

  Rainbow Dash then flies to Simon and hits him. And then gives up hitting them as now she is getting tired of it.

  "Oh oh oh! Simon you could have a sleep over at my place! If you tell me the recipe for those Jaffa things, I could make some!"

  This remark makes Simon's eyes and mouth get so big, he looks like his head is inflated!

  "For real? That would be awesome!" Simon says in his happiest voice.

  "And where will I go?" Lewis said

  "Well, I guess you could stay with me... But you would have to share a room with Sweetie Belle." Rarity says.

  "So we are all sorted out." Rainbow Dash says. "You two will take care of the ass hats, and we will live our regular lives."

  "Hey!" Simon says.

  "Rainbow Dash! Don't be so brute-ish! You don't know how bad they can be! Come on, Lewis was it? We need to get back to Carousel Boutique! I have a very important order I need to make by tomorrow  for the one and only Sapphire Shores!"

  "Okay, lead the way." Lewis says.

  "Oh oh! Simon! I need to show you Sugar Cube Corner! Come on!" Pinky Pie said as she began bouncing off.

  "Lead the way to the jaffa cakes!" Simon says.