Mickey Young's random adventures.
Chapter 3: Baby sitting.
Previous Chapter Next ChapterLuke was busy, then again when wasn't he busy? He had to take care of the two idiots known as his friends almost all the time. But today was a different day, he was busy babysitting Mickey's kids. Why? Because they lost the bet. Mickey had done everything that they had asked and polished off the liquor as well. He sighed as he held a screaming Party Popper and Apple Cobbler. "I think this is the reason why I'm gay. I am not meant to have children."
"Quit your whining." Bogeden said. "We all invested into this so it's better if you just stop and attend to the babies." Bogeden had Cupcake and Tart in his arms as well. Jackal was rocking Surprise in his arms while she was asleep. Bogeden looked at Jackal, "You're doing surprisingly well taking care of children Jackal."
Jackal looked at the two of them. "Well I don't have to take care of two little ones at once." He nuzzled Surprise and she snored lightly. Jackal put Surprise in her crib and then helped Like with Popper because he popped himself out of Luke's grasp. Jackal ran on all fours to catch up to the toddler, and once he did Jackal tickled the child into submission. Popper soon gave up and snuggled into Jackal's grasp, Jackal walked over to the crib that Popper uses and put him down for a nap.
Bogeden finally got Cupcake and Tart down for a nap and Luke got Cobbler into his crib. Luke sighed and wiped his brow, when he looked back he saw that Popper and Cobbler in the same crib. "You know what? I'm not even going to try." Luke sat down. "I don't know how Mick does this all the time."
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I relaxed in the spa, as the masseuse worked on my muscles I saw my wives getting the works as well. "Now are you glad that I won the bet?"
"It was never established that you won or not." Celestia pointed out from a hot tub. "You just claimed victory as soon as the other three woke up."
"That's how it works between us, when the first one wakes up, you win." I said. "Can't imagine how they're handling the children right nOW!" I said as the masseuse worked harder into my back. "Ah."
"You are really tense." Lotus said. "You work to hard."
"Working is how I escape reality." I said. "I'd rather deal with WORK then my children." Lotus worked harder into my back. "Maybe I do need to relax a bit."
"Yeah, Mickey is always so tense. He can hardly ever relax." Twilight said.
"That's like the pot calling the kettle black darling." Rarity looked up from her manicure. "You were always so tense before you got laid."
Twilight blushed at that. "Okay I admit that I was a little high strung but you're one to talk. Mrs. High society."
"Oh hush you, I've changed."
"We've all changed." Celestia said. "We evolve with the times, I admit. When I first met Mickey, and when I heard that he could help us with our population problem. I thought of him as nothing but a science project. But his personality pried my eyes open and made me see him, for a person."
"I'm just glad I could do that." I said as I stepped into the hot tub. Celestia slid next to me and stroked my chin.
"Hmm, your chin feels rougher. Have you been shaving?" Celestia asked me.
"No I haven't. I want to grow a beard, I'm not going to listen to your objections. Beards are awesome." I grinned.
"Hmm, what do you think Rarity?" Celestia asked her herdmate.
"I don't know." Rarity looked at her nails. "I think they're ruggedly handsome."
"Most of the elders in my home village consider beards as a sign of wisdom." Zecora added from her mud bath. "If you want to grow one, I am completely supportive."
"That settles it then, I'm growing a beard." I grinned. "Hmm." I scratched my chin.
"What is it Mick?" AJ asked from her massage.
"I wonder how the kids are doing in the care of my friends." I then sneezed.
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Needless to say the children were great actors, they had pretended to fall asleep to get the guy's guards down and then proceeded to wreak havoc on the three men. Luke shouted up to the sky. "GODDAMN YOU MICKEY!" That startled the kids and they proceeded to cry. Luke turned to look at Bogeden and Jackal who both had disapproving stares.
"We'll take care of the kids Luke." Bogeden said. "You go clean up the mess."
Luke sighed and got a broom from the pantry and started to sweep, "Fuck me." Luke whispered to himself. He cleaned up most of the mess and the kids settled down again. Luke ran a hand through his hair and looked through a window at the outside world. "This isn't my life. I don't know how Mickey does this."
"Patience." I said looking at my friend.
"Mick? You're back? I thought you were getting a full massage?" Luke asked.
I sat down. "Yeah I did, just a massage and hot tub though." I sat down next to Luke. "Luke, there's a good reason why I'm a good father. I had to put up with the bullshit from you guys and myself before I had to put up with the bullshit of having kids."
Luke sighed and looked at me. "You're made of tougher stuff than I am."
"Must be magic." I smirked and Luke punched me in the arm.
"You're an idiot." Luke sighed.
"I know, but I'm also a genius." I said. "I made bank here, I'm the lumber mogul here."
"Okay, that was smart." Luke admitted. "But you're still an idiot."
"I know." I admitted. "I invented things from our world as well."
"You're so used to our world." Luke said. "Why won't you come back?"
"You know why." I said as I stood up. "Now let's go and take care of my kids."
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