It was one of those days were I felt like lazing around, unfortunately my friends Luke, Bogeden, and Jackal decided to visit. Luke stands a 5’11, has dirty blonde hair, blue eyes and weighs around 169 pounds. He’s well built but has nothing on Bogeden. He’s a mean Russian motherfucker, standing at 6’8 and 300 pounds of pure muscle. Those green eyes of his could stare into your soul and he could break you over his knee, he keeps his brown hair short damn near has a buzz cut every time I see him. Then there was Jackal, the wild man. He was raised by wolves until he met up with us, when the government tried to take him away, we took him back. He’s got wiry black hair and brown eyes that are always on the hunt. He’s the shortest at 5’7 and he only weighs around 148 pounds. Jackal is always hunched over, he can comprehend conversations and can actually talk to you. But he hates big words. No he’s not afraid of them, he hates them because he doesn’t understand them.

"What are you guys doing here?" I asked them.

"We usually see you at the end of every month to get together for drinks and to exchange stories. Or did you forget that?" Luke berated me.

"I didn't forget, I just chose to ignore it. Like I do with a lot of things." I returned the jab.

"So you're really just going to sit here, on your balcony and do jack shit?" Bogeden asked in his thick Russian accent.

"Yep." I opened up a book I've been meaning to read and started to read it. Jackal, whom despises all books took it away from me, handed it to Bogeden and he threw it over the horizon. I looked at the both of them. "You do realize that wasn't mine." I told the two idiots. "I borrowed it from the library." Without warning the book popped back into existence right on my lap and I smirked. "Twilight must have enchanted the books so they could never be lost."

Just then the mare in question stuck her head out. "Not exactly. They can be lost as long as you lost it on your own accord." Twilight stuck her head back into the bedroom and continued to fold clothes.

I looked at my three friends. "You guys are just dicks." I opened the book again and started to read it.

"Come on Mick! There must be something you want to do." Luke practically begged.

I did my best impression of Mac and said. "Nnnnope." I continued to read.

"You used to be so fun before you had kids." Bogeden said.

"That's what children do to you, they cause you to slow down and enjoy life." I looked at the three of them. "Something that a rock band could never really do."

"What if we make a bet?" Luke suggested.

I put a book mark in my book, ah the good old bet. Something that I could never really resist, that's why I distinctly avoid Los Vegas and Atlantic City or places similar to that. Because I know that I can't resist a bet. But my friends and I, we never really bet money. We bet on stupid shit, last time we bet on something with money we damn near broke up the band. "What kind of bet?" I looked to the three people I called my friends and they grinned.

"A drinking game. But, you have to include your wives as well." Luke said.

"Fuck no." I replied. "Two of them are pregnant and some don't drink. Let's just keep it between us."

"Fine but they have to watch, we want to get you wasted."

"Why? You know I do stupid shit when I get drunk!" I nearly yelled.

"If you win we'll babysit your kids while you take your wives out on a date." Luke added.

"What's the drinking game?" I asked.

"What's our usual drinking game?" Bogeden asked.

"Fucking hell." I sighed. The guys went down to the basement and I went back to reading my book. We always wait until the underage people are asleep before we start the adult antics. The guys played pool and I read, then after supper and after we put the babies to sleep, Spike followed shortly after. He had stuff to do tomorrow so I couldn't blame him but I had set up the shot glasses, brought out the whiskey, and set it on the small round card table I used for poker night. Soon everyone gathered around us and I poured the first round even Mac and Discord showed up to watch this car wreck.

Fluttershy asked, "What are you guys doing?"

"These guys wanted to get me to 'loosen up' so they challenged me to our old drinking game." I set the bottle of whiskey in between the four of us.

"And what's your drinkin' game?" Applejack asked.

"Truth or Dare." I said.

"That seems pretty tame compared to other things you've done." Rainbow commented.

"We know each other far better than some people know themselves." Luke said.

I pulled out a pocket knife, flick it open and place it on the table then I spin it. When it stops spinning it lands on Jackal.

"Alright Jackal, truth or dare?" Luke asked him and Jackal held up one finger. "Truth?" Jackal then nodded. "Okay.... do you ever know what happened to your real parents?" Jackal looked at Luke. Then he took a shot and refilled it.

"Okay then." I said and Jackal spun the knife.

The knife then landed on Bogeden. "I guess I'll go with dare." The Russian said.

"I dare you to arm-wrestle him." Jackal said while pointing at Mac. Bogeden got up and walked up to Mac looking DOWN at the farm pony.

"You want to arm-wrestle?" The Russian asked the red stallion.

Mac tightened his fist and said. "Eeeeyup."

I got up out of my seat and the two sat opposite of each other. I moved the drinks out of the way and Luke was the referee for the match. Luke cleared his throat, "Alright, first one to pin their opponent to the table wins." Each one grinned and tightened their grip on the other's hand. "Three. Two. One. GO!" Luke said and both of them started Bogeden was slowly gaining ground but as soon as Mac saw that he pushed against him turning it game into his direction, the two were surprisingly even but then Bogeden yawned and just slammed Mac's hand to the table.

Mac looked at his hand, looked at Bogeden and then back at his hand. "You were holding back weren't you?" Mac asked Bogeden.

"Da." Bogeden answered in Russian.

Mac looked confused so I just said. "He means yes." We all got back to drinking, and several rounds in we were getting pretty buzzed. The knife landed on me so without thinking I just said. "Dare."

My three so called friends looked at each other and then looked back at me. Luke said, "We dare you to show your special talent to the girls."

I didn't want to do it so I took a shot. "Wait, special talent?" Twilight asked. "Okay now you have to show us."

"I don't wanna!" I moaned.

"Then you don't get any nookie." Fluttershy said and I looked at her.

"You too Flutters?" I whimpered.

"Yep, we all are intrigued. What is this special talent that you have?" Discord stroked his goatee.

I sighed taking the bottle and I downed the rest of it. "Fine." I got up and twisted my back, cracking it. I then cleared my throat and looked at Discord. "You know I don't like it when you force my hand. Or should I say paw?" I imitated him perfectly.

They all gasped. Pinkie started to jump up and down. "Do me do me!"

"But I already did you Pinkie, after all you had triplets!" I voiced Pinkie. The guys chuckled and Pinkie laughed.

"Wait so you can perfectly imitate anypony that you hear?" Twilight questioned.

"Yes I can." I said as Twilight. "It's a natural talent that I've had for years." I switched back to my voice. "It's fun to do when others are drunk or when you're playing a prank."

Rainbow Dash then exclaimed. "Wait a minute! When I heard that Pinkie was taking too long it the shower."

"It was me!" I said as Pinkie. "I like to take long showers!"

Rainbow walked over and socked me in the arm.

"This is why I needed to be drunk when I showed all of you." I imitated Celestia, and Celestia blushed.

"Oh my." Fluttershy said. "That's so fun!" She squeaked.

"Not as much fun as it is to take care of my pets." I spoke as Fluttershy. I then switched to Rainbow Dash. "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sleep on a cloud and then train for the wonderbolts!"

The other girls started to laugh and Rainbow blushed. "Hey you all know I'm not like that anymore!"

Celestia put a hand on Rainbow's shoulder. "We're just teasing. There's no reason to get upset."

Rainbow calmed down but still crossed her arms and huffed. I sat back down at the card table. "Alright guys. We need to wrap this up."

"I think I know how we can." Luke said.

"Oh no." I gulped again.

"Drunk songs!" Bogeden and Luke said together.

"Only one and that's it!" I stood up.

"Fine we'll play your favorite song." Luke said.

"We don't have enough people for that." I mentioned.

Luke pointed to Discord. "We've got him."

I looked at Discord and he nodded. "I already know your favorite song." He said then he snapped his talon and summoned our instruments, he then duplicated himself to make up for the others. I took a deep breath and the song started to play and I started to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2QluqPvZYs

I took a deep breath as the girls clapped. "I'm never playing that song drunk again."

Celestia put my arm over her shoulders and helped me to bed. "I think our husband needs some rest." Fluttershy, Rarity, and Celestia helped me to bed while the guys took the guest rooms.

The other girls soon joined me in bed and before I fell asleep. I let out one nasty ass fart. "Ahh."

Author's Notes:

Comments and suggestions are encouraged.

Also the E in the middle of Bogeden's name is silent so it sounds like Bogden.