As the days grew shorter and the nights grew longer it signified the start of the colder seasons. Summer came and went and that meant it was time for me to get off my ass from reading, eating, and drinking all day and night and time for me to start chopping wood. It's not wrong for me to want to chop enough wood to fuel my fire for winter. But during all of this, Rainbow finally gave birth to Firefly, she was kinda disappointed that Firefly turned out to be pink with a blue mane, but that wasn't going to stop her from being the best mom to her youngest daughter. And no one forgot about Scootaloo, before anyone thinks otherwise. Wait, who the fuck am I talking to? Whatever, anyways. I participated in the annual running of the leaves. I had a foolproof strategy too, I wore 50 pairs of pants and then set my ass on fire. Literally, I had a fire extinguisher at the finish line. What I didn't expect is that Celestia put out the fire before I lit it up, so I just quick changed into my jogging gear using my magic and ran for it.

I didn't do so bad, I got 3rd place. Applejack got 2nd, and Twilight actually got 1st. Much to everyone's surprise, apparently she had been training in secret to get her stamina up. But with winter that means a whole lot more staying inside, and listening to my stupid fucking stories. But right now I was practicing my guitar, I was also thinking of new ways to entertain the kids. Since school was out with a lot more snow days, at first I thought of a carousel but then rethought that plan, it's like showing them what mankind thinks of their brethren, also I don't want to traumatize my kids. So I settled for conjuring a ball pit and letting them go at it. I gotta admit, we kinda all had fun in the ball pit. It's a ball pit! But of course Willow and Firefly were just content with sucking on Fluttershy and Rainbow's tits. Fluttershy may have heard Willow say her name, but her first words will always be dada. It's been established at this point that Willow is the biggest Daddy's girl in the world.

I was strumming my guitar and rocking Willow and Firefly in their cradles with my magic. Magic is a lot like a muscle, if you exercise it constantly you'll get better and better. But the babies were down for a nap, Twilight was in a knowledge coma after learning that I could summon shit from the human world. The kids were out playing in the snow. I had my fill of snow already and decided to take care of my little girls. Twilight finally got out of her knowledge coma and put on a multicolored vest. I looked at her, "What's the vest about?"

"It's getting close to winter wrap up and I'm head of the organization committee." Twilight said.

"What the fuck is winter wrap up?" I asked.

"I told you last year, it's where ponies in Ponyville use manual labor to help winter come to a close. Don't you have this on your planet?"

"Considering that magic is a new concept to me. I'd say no. The best we could do if it snowed was wait for it to melt." I told her. "With weather on earth the best we could do is predict it and wait it out."

"You don't have pegasai..... oh wait. All humans.... sorry." Twilight cringed. "No magic."

"Yes but we can fly." I made a model of a plane out of magic. "Using this."

"You've explained that to us multiple times." Twilight said. "I've got some work to do now." She left.

With me all alone I got bored pretty easily. The babies, were still down for a nap. That is until Firefly pooped her diaper and started to cry, which woke up Willow. They both started to cry, so I changed Firefly and changed Willow as well and then got both of them into winter gear. I got my winter gear on and a dual baby carrier that straps to your torso and put them both in it. Then I walked outside with the others. Spike stayed in the basement, he really couldn't stay outside for long. Especially during the winter time. Willow was excited to see the white cold stuff for the first time and Firefly wanted mommy since she saw her. Rainbow walked over and held Firefly. "Aww Fire wanted to join her mama." Rainbow held Firefly and Firefly giggled then the little pink one tried to live up to her name and fly but Rainbow kept an eye on her. "No sweetie, the fun stuff is down here." Rainbow made a snowball and give it to Firefly, and Firefly's first instinct was to throw it at daddy. Instead of hitting me though, it hit Willow.

Who wasn't upset but surprised, I set Willow down and she went to Fluttershy with snow on her muzzle. Willow tugged on Fluttershy's light green jacket and said. "Mama!"

Fluttershy turned and looked at her baby then she started to laugh. "Aww, what's wrong Willow? Did you get hit with a snowball?" Willow just nodded. Soon Fluttershy sat down with Willow and Rainbow sat down with Firefly and they had an impromptu snowball fight.

I looked around and saw Popper, Cupcake, and Surprise helping Pinkie build a snowman, or a snowpony by the looks of it. Apple Tart and Apple Cobbler were playing with Apple Jack, Apple Bloom, and Mac. Everyone else was enjoying themselves outside, except for Zecora. She was busy inside making cocoa for everyone when we decided to come back in, and her baby bump was already showing. I decided to take the role of silly motherfucker and started to dodge roll like in Dark Souls. It's harder than it looks, but within a few days after playing the game on earth, I mastered it in real life. "Whee!" I shouted as I rolled through the snow.

"Hey dad!" Scootaloo went by on a sled with Sweetie Bell. They soon crashed into a wall of snow that I'm guessing they made. I smiled and made my way back inside.

Several days passed and this winter wrap up thing was upon us, the girls were all helping out. I walked out to see what the girls were doing, Applejack was with Tart and Cobbler and they were helping with pushing a plow. I knew that Cupcake, Popper, and Surprise were with the Cakes. The Cakes were a real big help, they had a room just for the kids and the three little Pies didn't want to work with Pinkie, but that was fine. She was ice skating across the frozen lake, I was walking around doing fuck all. I saw Twilight and approached her, "Hey babe, whatcha up to?" I asked her.

She looked at me and blushed. "Mick!"

"What? I can't call my wife by a pet name?" I asked and someone interrupted with a rude comment.

"What is this thing doing here?" Spoiled Rich said and I turned to her.

I turned and looked at her. "This 'thing'." I put in air quotes. "Is richer than you. Enjoy your microwave, electric oven, and electricity in general. If you don't like that you can fuck off." I told her.

She huffed and was getting ready to say something but her husband stepped in Filthy Rich. "Apologies Mr. Young, my wife doesn't like the cold weather. I certainly hope that one of our biggest investors doesn't get angry with us." He smiled and Spoiled eyes widened.

Celestia then flew down. She was helping the pegasai with the weather organization. "Is there a problem here?" She asked.

Spoiled and Filthy both bowed to Tia. "Apologies princess. We were just discussing things with a business partner."

"Oh you mean my husband? Prince Young?" Tia asked.

"I'm a prince?" I asked. "Does that mean I can order people to do whatever I want?"

Tia held my hand. "I can't have my husband going mad with power, besides the title is just that a title. I don't have power since I stepped down to let Luna take over and neither do you. Ponies bow out of respect because I move the sun."

"Damn." I huffed, then turned my attention back to Twilight. "My original point was to ask what you were up to Twi."

"I'm just looking at the charts to assign who to where." Twilight said. "Right now we're having trouble with the snow, it's being stubborn it's too hard to push the snow plows through."

"Just melt it with rain, or move the clouds out of the way and use the sun. The snow will melt into water and you save time." I suggested.

"No that will take too long. Do you have any other ideas?" Twilight asked.

I scratched my chin then I conjured something from the house. "I have this prototype hair dryer. It uses hot air to dry your hair but it will also work well with snow."

"Do you have any more?" Twilight

"No just the one, and like I said it's a prototype. Maybe I could use magic..." I thought out loud.

"No using magic, this is a town tradition and since it was originally an earth pony town they don't use magic." Twilight pointed out.

"Hmm, what if it's a machine?" I asked and Twilight's curiosity was piqued.

"Well it's not magic. Wait are you talking about your truck?"

"It's not mine anymore but I can attach a plow to it and it will have the power to break the snow." I said.

"That could work." Mayor Mare said while approaching. "It's not magic and everypony knows that it's not so that could be a good possibility."

I got the truck in working condition after Mac started it up. Now it could plow right through the snow with no problem and the ponies cheered for me after I did it. It made me feel good. Everything else went off without a hitch and we completed it within the span of 3 hours. Willow helped Fluttershy with helping wake up the animals and Firefly loved playing on the clouds while Rainbow pushed her around. Rainbow was so happy now that she could fly again, and when she found out that I could fly. Well I guess we'll save that for later.