I sat across from Ringabel at the outside table of a restaurant In Ponyville. “So how’d the town get named Ponyville anyway?” Ringabel asked while taking a bite of his food.

“I honestly don’t know I think it has something to do with the Apple family matriarch naming it that, but I honestly don’t know why they just didn’t call it Apple-something or other?” I said as I took a bite out of my ‘Hay fries’ that wasn’t made out of hay but potato... I guess it was a french fries but they called it a hay fry so that what it was.

“Well Appleville sounds stupid anyway.” Ringabel said laughing.

“That might actually be a real place but I would have to check a map of the country.”

“Hmm interesting.”

“So what about you Ringabel what brings you to my edge of the world's?”

“We’ll the starshard is hard to control and sometimes has a mind of its own.” he said taking another bite of his food.

“Okay so what did you do before you got here?”

“Well I don’t want to bore you with details, but After I left you in Olympus coliseum I was on a world where they almost hung me for being a pirate which I tried to explain I wasn’t but they wouldn’t listen to me If it wasn’t for a young man named Jack Sparrow I would have died there, But after that I headed to another world with Pirates where I had to fight both them and children if you wouldn’t believe it. But after a few months there I headed to this weird world where people turned into weapons.” he said as I felt like I knew that world from somewhere but the name of it eluded me. “Anyway after that I returned to Olympus coliseum where I got my hero's License to participate in the games.” he said.

“Congratulations.” I said as I finished my hay fries.

“Thank you, Well anyway after spending a few days in the Coliseum I arrived in that ship and saw they were trying to rob that train and you know the rest.” he said.

“Well random thing, but I don’t think Ponyville has hotel.” I said as he got my drift.

“Yes I have no idea where I’m going to sleep tonight.” he said.

“Well I might beable to have you stay at the place where I’m staying.” I said as he wondered.

“Where is the place where you are staying anyway?”

“I’ll show you.” I said as I got up heading to Twilight’s Library. “here we are.” I said as we got to the Library.

“Interesting abode.” Ringabel said.

“Hey Twilight.” I said entering the door.

“Oh hey Huxley and Oh are you here to take out a book?” Twilight asked noticing Ringabel.

“Oh, no, Huxley said I could stay over for a few nights.” Ringabel said as Twilight looked at me.

“You said WHAT!?” she screamed as I shushed her. “Don’t shush me mister how dare you invite strangers to stay in my house without asking me!” she said angrily.

“I didn’t I was about to ask if he could stay over for...” I turned to Ringabel “How long are you going to stay in ponyville?” I asked.

“A few days.” he replied.

“... A few days.” I said.

“Absolutely not.” Twilight said as a letter from Celestia came in.

“It’s for Huxley.” Spike said disappointed.

Dear Huxley

After asking the guards it seems they have no recollection of even boarding the Airship nor attacking you upon further inspection It would seem that some kind of spell was placed over them thoe by who I can’t be certain though I should also inform you that Queen Chrysalis has escaped the gardens... a month ago I was only recently informed of it when I went to see the statue... I will be in contact after I dismiss some guards for incompetence

From: Celestia.

“Whose Queen Chrysalis?” Ringabel asked.

“She was, or Is, the queen of the changelings who was turned to stone a few months ago when I revealed her plans to impersonate a princes and get married to Twilight’s brother while also taking the capital.” I said.

“Interesting.” Ringabel said. “Speaking of interesting what is that smell I’m smelling?” Ringabel said as he got closer to Twilight.

“That its just some shampoo I got from Rarity.” She said all flustered.

“Well it smells divine perfect for a lady such as yourself.” Ringabel said as Twilight got wind of what was going on.

“Wait... I know what you're doing.” she said as Ringabel looked at me. “You're trying to flatter me up so you can stay here well it's not going to work! The two of you can just sleep in the old castle.” she said as she kicked us out.

I knocked on the door. “Can we at least get some pillows and blankets?” I asked.

“No!” she said slamming the door.

“Great...” I said.

“So what now?” Ringabel asked.

“We take the train to Canterlot and sleep there.” I said as I walked towards the train station. Two hours later we found a hotel in the middle of the city where the prices where not that high but the living spaces where livable.

“Well this is a nice place.” Ringabel said.

“Yeah it is.” I said.

“So what do you want to do?’ Ringabel asked.

“Want to catch a movie?” I asked.

“Depends.” Ringabel said.

“On what?” I asked.

“Whats playing?”

“Well there is this movie called the wizard of oz that I want to see.” I said.

“What's it about?” Ringabel asked.

“I don’t know.” I said.

“Well lets see it” Ringabel said as we left for the movie theater.
Two hours passed as we came out of the movies the movie was as I thought it was going to be just change the wicked witch of the west to Nightmare moon and the north witch to celestia as well as some other name changes and you get this movie being the same as the one on earth. “That was a good movie.” I said .

“Yeah it was.” Ringabel said.

“So let's head back to the hotel and get some sleep.” I said as we walked into an alleyway which was a mistake.

“Alright fork over the cash and nobody gets hurt.” some mook with a knife said.

“You call that a blade?” I asked as I pulled out the keyblade. “This is a blade.”

He laughed. “You mean that oversized Key what are you going to do? Unlock me to death?” he asked as I threw my keyblade at him, knocking his knife away.

“Yeah it’s going to unlock you from being alive to being dead.” I threatened, paraphrasing Caboose from red vs blue.

“Okay take my money just don’t hurt me.” he said as I dropped my guard.

“What?” I asked as a guard came up from behind me. “Oh you son of a-!” I said as I used strike raid and grabbed Ringabel and ran away. “This is the worst day ever!” I screamed as we climbed up to the roofs to evade the guards.

Hours passed as night turned to day we were exhausted as we finally lost the guards and made it to the train station. “Huxley... I don’t think I’ll be staying in this world any longer.” Ringabel said

“Yeah sorry for all the trouble.” I said.

“It’s alright.” Ringabel said.

“Open up Twilight.” I said.

“Oh your friend is still he-” she said as I used my strength to force the door open. “Hey!” she said

“Can it Sparkle, I was chased all night by royal guards because some asshole mugger was lucky enough that a guard passed when I was confronting him to make it seem like I was the one mugging him so I don’t want to hear it. Throw me out again and I WILL burn this library down just to spite you.” I said as I stomped my way to my room and slammed the door before going to sleep.

**

“Well that happened.” I said as I looked at Huxley’s friend “You better not try to seduce me again.” I said

“No promises.” he said as I gave him a look. “Okay mam, I was just leaving anyway.” he said as he pulled out a yellow star looking thing then zipped away from star to star.

“Well that just happened.” I said as Spike came down.

“What’s with Huxley? I just passed him and he gave me this look.” Spike said.

“He’s just had a bad day... I probably should tell Celestia he threatened to burn the Library.” I said as Spike looked at me.

“He did what?” Spike said as he went to Huxley’s room.

“Spike don’t he was just tired I don’t think he meant it.” I said as he calmed down a bit.

“Fine.” He said as he made breakfast. As I sat down to eat the pancakes he had made there was a knock on the door I opened it and saw Zeke, standing with a woman with white hair.

“Hello Zeke.” I said.

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