"A concert? We'll come, sweetie," I said to Scootaloo. She jumped for joy and left Dash's home. We were at Dash's home, cloudy as always. She asked if Dash and I would make it to another concert of The CMC. We agreed.

Later that night, we went over to the concert hall now called,"Weird Al and The CMC."

We noticed the odd backstage-ish design. It looked like props were all over, no rhyme or reason and the concession stand was directly before the theater. We got a medium popcorn each and entered. We all took our seats including Twilight and all our friends, invited by the CMC no doubt.

The lights dimmed...a spotlight shined at the stage.

Sweetie Bell appeared, ear microphone worn. Pop music played:

[Sweetie Belle]

Look, here are three little ponies

Ready to sing for this crowd

Listen up, 'cause here's our story

I'm gonna sing it

[Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]

very loud!

(Weird Al appears and gets out his Accordion. Scootaloo pulls out drums.)

[Sweetie Belle]

When you're a younger pony

And your flank is very bare

Feels like the sun will never come

When your cutie mark's not there

So the three of us will fight the fight

There is nothing that we fear

We'll have to figure out what we'll do next

[Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]

Till our cutie marks are here!

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders

On a quest to find out who we are

And we will never stop the journey

Not until we have our cutie marks

[Sweetie Belle]

They all say that you'll get your mark

When the time is really right

And you know just what you're supposed to do

And your talent comes to light

But it's not as easy as it sounds

And that waiting's hard to do

So we test our talents everywhere

[Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]

Until our face is blue

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders

On a quest to find out who we are

And we will never stop the journey

Not until we have our cutie marks

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders

On a quest to find out who we are

And we will never stop the journey

Not until we have our cutie marks!

The crowd applause. Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity and I cry, seeing our sisters/daughter up there.

Weird Al and Scootaloo stay on stage while the others go backstage:

Polka your Eyes Out

Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easy, it's true

Rock the cradle of love

I rocked the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easy, it's true

Doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo

(Doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo)

The Love Shack is a little old place where

We can get together

Love Shack, baby

(Love Shack, baby, Love Shack)

Hey!

Pump up the jam (hey!). Pump up the jam (hey!)

Pump up the jam, pump it up!

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion

Trying to keep a view

And I don't know if I can to it

Oh no, I've said too much

I haven't said enough

The things you say

Your purple prose just gives you away

The things you say

You're unbelieveable

(Oh!)

Do me, baby. Do me, baby

You can do me in the morning, you can do me in the night

You can do me when you wanna do me

Yodalodaladyhoo!

Exit light

Enter night

Take my hand

Off to never never land

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump

Do me, baby

Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Do me, baby

Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

She's my cherry pie

Put a smile on your face ten miles wide

Look so good, make a grown man cry

Sweet cherry pie-yi-yi

Woo!

Drum solo!

I miss you so much (M-O-I miss you so much)

I really miss you much (M-I-S-S you so much)

I miss you so much (M-O-I miss you so much)

I really miss you much

Hey, I don't want anybody else

When I think about you I touch myself

Oh, I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

He's the one that makes you fell all right

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

He's gonna be your Frankenstein

Let's kick it!

If you got a problem, (yo!) I'll solve it

Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby

Ice ice baby... Word to your mother!

Ice ice baby

Ice ice baby forever

I'll be your ife... ice... baby!

Hey!

Applause.

Next:

Polkamon

Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat

Mankey, Chansey and Zubat

Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree

Lugia and Caterpie

Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen

Elekid and Nidoqueen

Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon!

Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke

Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke

Articuno, Ditto, Muk

Flareon and ol' Psyduck

Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom

Snorlax and of course Vileplume

Zapdos and Charmeleon - Everybody Polkamon!

It's time to polka

For Ponyta and Pidgey too

Come on put on your lederhosen

And try not to stamp on little Pikachu

You'd better grab yourself a partner

Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)

Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

Including Ledyba and Omastar

Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar

Geodude and Arcanine

Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime

Don't forget about Sandslash

Exeggcute and Rapidash

Lickitung and Porygon - Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!

NEXT:

Beethoven's 5th

Next..a new one?:

When I was a little filly and

The sun was going down

The darkness and the shadows, they

Would always make me frown

I'd hide under my pillow

From what I thought I saw

But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way

To deal with fears at all

She said: Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall

(Jazz begins to play)

She's an evil enchantress

She does evil dances

And if you look deep in her eyes

She'll put you in trances

Then what will she do?

She'll mix up an evil brew

Then she'll gobble you up

In a big tasty stew

Sooo.... WATCH OUT!

(Pinkie suddenly appears out of nowhere with..a BANJO!)

(Everypony starts to clap)

You reach your right hoof in

You reach your right hoof out

You reach your right hoof in

And you shake it all about

You do the Pony Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout

That's what I'm talking about

You step your left hoof in

You pull it right back out

You step your left hoof in

But you better help him out

You do the Pony Pokey but you find a different crowd

That's what it's all about

You kick your back left in

You pull your back left out

You reach your back left in

Just be brave and have no doubt

You do the Pony Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout

That's what I'm singing about

You tilt your head in

You tilt your head out

You tilt your head in

Then you shake it all about

You do the Pony Pokey even though your date's a lout

You're better off without

You stomp your whole self in

You stomp your whole self out

You stomp your whole self in

And you stomp yourself about

You do the Pony Pokey and you give a little shout-

We may be divided

But of you all, I beg

To remember we're all hoofed

At the end of each leg

No matter what the issue

Come from wherever you please

All this fighting gets you nothing

But hoof-in-mouth disease

Arguing's not the way

Hey, come out and play!

It's a shiny, new day

So, what do you say?

You gotta share

You gotta care

It's the right thing to do

You gotta share

You gotta care

And there'll always be a way through

Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me

Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me

Hip hip

Hooray

It's the best place for me

For Pinkie

Pinkie Pie: With decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pin-cushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sun-beams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favorite-est of favorite fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!

Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me

Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me

'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever

In the whole galaxy

Pinkie Pie: Weee!

[Sweetie Belle]

Hush now! Quiet now!

'cause it's time to lay your sleepy head!

Said hush now! Quiet now!

'cause it's time to go to bed!

Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!

The exciting day behind you!

Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!

Let the joy of dream land find you!

Hush now! Quiet now!

Lay your sleepy head!

Said hush now! Quiet now!

This is time to go to bed!

OW!

Three months of winter coolness

And awesome holidays

We've kept our hoovsies warm at home

Time off from work to play

But the food we've stored is runnin' out

And we can't grow in this cold

And even though I love my boots

This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring

And all things warm and green

But it's also time to say goodbye

It's winter we must clean

How can I help? I'm new, you see

What does everypony do?

How do I fit in without magic?

I haven't got a clue!

[Choir]

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

'Cause tomorrow spring–

–is here!

[Choir]

'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

I'll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go

I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know

I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow

I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know

Becoming as popular as popular can be

Making my mark, making my mark in high society

I'm the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah

I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know

Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight

It's abundantly clear

That somewhere out here

Is the pet that will suit you just right

I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules

It's of utmost importance

The pet that I get

Is something that's awesome and cool

Awesome, cool, got it.

First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!

Then you wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!

Then you wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!

Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!

[repeat entire verse two more times]

All you have to do is take a cup of flour

Add it to the mix

Now just take a little something sweet, not sour

A bit of salt, just a pinch

Baking these treats is such a cinch

Add a teaspoon of vanilla

Add a little more, and you count to four

And you never get your filla

Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty

Cupcakes, don't be too hasty

Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!

(Two things: one...guess ALL the songs, I'll give yeah 1 million theoretical dollars.

two - no Gala song? WHY? I don't like it that much. Besides, Rainbow NEEDS a song!)

Derpy: Intermission everypony. Concessions are open again. Go to the restroom now, if necessary. Please don't smoke in the theater. Thank you.

NEXT:

Hardware Store

[sound effects from tools]

Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town

Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here

I thought that I would go right out of my mind

Until a friend told me the news

He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot

Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it

And on that spot they're gonna build a shop

Where we can go buy bolts and screws"

Since then I've been walking on air (air)

I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair

'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care

I've been waiting since last June

For this day to finally arrive

I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive

'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside

Well, I hope they open soon

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight

Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out

I pressed my nose right up against the glass

You know, I had to be first in line

Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom

Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house

See those hacksaws? Very, very soon

One of them will be all mine

Guys with nametags walking down the aisles

Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles

Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles

All arranged alphabetically

And they're doing a promotional stunt

There's a great big purple sign out front

That says every 27th customer

Will get a ball peen hammer free

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

Would you look at all that stuff ...

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

NEXT:

Polka Face

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum muh

Oh whoa oh oh oh

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read-a my polka face

(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read-a my polka face

(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh)

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer

Oh, womanizer, oh, youre a womanizer baby

You are

You are

Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer

(Womanizer)

Boy don't try to front

I know just what you are

Boy don't try to front

I know just what you are

(You!)

You say I'm crazy

(You!)

I got your crazy

(You!)

You're nothing but a

(You!)

Womanizer

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down

Cuz day and night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

He's all alone through the day and night

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now

Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now

And I don't know how I can do without

I just need you now

And I was like baby baby baby

Baby baby baby

Baby baby baby

I thought you'd always be mine

So, so what, I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't need you

And guess what, I'm havin' more fun

And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool

So, so what, I am a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it

And I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay

Awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose

Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny

Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out

Got me singin' like

Na na na na everyday

It's like my iPod stuck on replay,

Stuck on replay

Stuck on replay

Replay

Replay

Replay-ay-ay-ay

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?

Baby are you down?

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break your heart

Don't stop

Making pop

DJ blow my speakers up

tonight

I'mma fight

Till we see the sun light

Tick tock

On the clock

But the polka don't stop, no

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face

Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face

NEXT:

Eat It

How come you're always such a fussy young man

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan

So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate

Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate

You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate

So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame

You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game

Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame

So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told

You haven't even touched your tuna casserole

You better chow down or it's gonna get cold

So eat it

I don't care if you're full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt, have some more spam

It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don't you make me repeat it

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

If it's gettin' cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner, have a light snack

If you don't like it, you can't send it back

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Derpy: AND NOW, before we play our next song, we'd like to ask Twilight, Rainbow, Green, Applejack, Rarity, Spike and Fluttershy to come backstage.

We got up, all of us confused, and went backstage to see the ponies ready for the next song.

Weird Al: Good. Your here. We needed you all to help out for the finale.

All: OK!

Finale!:

Equestria Girls (with Polka)

[Pinkie Pie]

(Ooh! This is my jam!)

There is a place

Where the grass is what's for dinner

(Soup's on everypony!)

Charmed, fun, and wild (Yeehaw!)

There must be something in the water (What?)

Sipping rainbow juice

Talking Elements of Harmony (Yeah!)

Our Bronies (Hey there!) hang out too (*laughing*)

(Come on, Bronies!)

'Cause they know we're awesome fillies

(Come on, everypony!)

You could travel the world (You could travel the world)

But no one can groove like the girls with the hooves

Once you party with ponies (Party with the ponies)

You'll be seeing Rainbooms!

O-oh o-oh o-ooh!

(Chorus)

Equestria girls, we're kinda magical (Equestria!)

Boots on hooves, bikinis on top

Furry coats, so cute

We'll blow your mind

Aoaoah oh, aoaoaoh!

Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous (Equestria!)

Fast, fine, fierce, we trot till we drop

Cutie marks represent (Cutie marks!)

Now put your hooves up (Put yo' hooves in the air)

Aoaoah oh, aoaoaoh!

[Male Backup/Spike]

Break it down, DJ P0N-3

These are the ponies I love the most

I wish you could all be Equestria girls