Cat's Cradle
Chapter 36: Liquid Pride
Previous Chapter Next ChapterIt was late at night by the time Princess Celestia returned from her trip to Saddle Arabia and Ponyville. She had visited, and accompanied the delegates from their nation to hers in an effort to keep up foreign relations. But she was relieved that the traveling was over. She walked past the throne room where Princess Luna was to be overseeing the night.
Celestia looked over the pile of mail on her desk that she had gotten while she was abroad. Among them were several scrolls from Spike about some unicorn taking over Ponyville. She looked at the date on them and realized that everything must have been resolved by the time she'd gotten there. She added them to the rest of the junk mail in her bin. She looked at the candle on her desk and rubbed her eyes. The trip had left her tired, but not sleepy. She found herself regretting that last cup of Arabian coffee she'd had with them before they departed. She'd have preferred to have had a glass of wine with them. But Saddle Arabia was what what known as a 'dry' nation. Meaning no wine, or cider, or alcohol of any kind.
Just knowing such a nation exists, in the desert of all places, made her feel absolutely parched. She got up and walked downstairs to the castle cellar. She walked past the rows of barrels to the shelves of bottles, it was like she was walking back in time. She ran her hoof along the edge of the shelf until it found what she was looking for at the very back of the cellar.
"The Ought Series," she read the section's sign aloud, looking at the very oldest bottles of wine. Made and bottled in the first hundred years after Nightmare Moon had been banished. Celestia took one of the bottles from the shelf and looked at the ancient papyrus label, cradling it carefully in her hooves to keep the paper from crumbling into dust. There were shelves of wine nearly a millennium old. Most were made from strains of grapes that didn't even exist anymore. Each and every one of them were absolutely priceless.
"Pity," Celestia said, pulling the cork from the bottle and taking a swig. "Ah, tastes better with age." She smirked as her thoughts drifted to Luna. "That's what she said."
Hearing herself say the joke she had set herself up for out loud made her feel very self-conscious. Part of her scolding herself for such juvenile humor. Another part of herself telling the first part to shut up. It was after midnight, which meant that it was tomorrow already. She took another swig.
"It's Sunday. Sun day. My day," she said with self-affirmation. She took the bottle with her and left the cellar.
The last few weeks had been especially trying for her. She decided that she needed to cut loose. I deserve it, damn it! she thought to herself as she walked outside into the castle courtyard. Celestia liked the night. Everything else aside, she loved her sister's nights.
"I should really tell her that more often," Celestia mused to one of the statues outside of the hedge maze. She took another sip of wine and wandered among the other statues until she found herself at the new arrival. "Or rather, the return," she said to Discord's statue. She looked up at his frozen expression of shock, like he just could not believe what had happened.
"Join the club," Celestia said, raising the bottle to him in a toast before taking another big drink. "Nothing ever does go quite as we plan, does it?" she asked rhetorically of the silent, stone figure. She looked up at his eyes, wide in permanent disbelief. "What was your plan, hmm?" Celestia asked, wondering what his motivation was. Chaos, obviously. But giving her sister a penis? "What was your plan?"
He had managed to escape when she and Luna were no longer connected to the Elements of Harmony. But that was only because the Elements were taken up by Twilight and her friends. Celestia had plans for Twilight, but the others? In time, they'd no longer be connected to the Elements either. They were mortal, after all. And what then?
Celestia took another sip of her wine and narrowed her eyes at him. The gears turned in her mind as she formulated a plan. Perhaps she could use Discord for her own purposes. If he could be turned to good, or at least obedient, he could be a great asset. Discord would hate this plan. He wouldn't want to answer to anypony. But she had the Elements of Harmony now, ready and able. For how long, was no guarantee.
She just needed to pitch the idea to Luna.
"You're out of your damn mind, Tia!" Luna shouted across the breakfast table. Celestia cradled her pounding head.
"Could you please keep your voice down?" Celestia groaned.
"Hungover? Perfect. That's just perfect. Only a drunk pony would have come up with such a ludicrous idea! I still say we have the statue pulverized and the gravel be scattered to the four corners of the world."
"Luna, I've seen Discord cut his own head off just for a pun," Celestia said. "It doesn't matter what we do to his stone. When the Elements' spell wears off, all the pieces, no matter how many, will release his spirit and it will be of no consequence to him."
"He's an enemy to Equestria! We should find a way to destroy him," Luna said. Celestia looked across the table at her sister. The pony that was formerly Nightmare Moon.
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" Celestia asked of the very mare redeemed by friendship. "We will have the Elements at the ready. If he doesn't want to play nice, we will just turn him back to stone and think of something else."
"I'm going to layer my protective ward over your ward on the Elements. Your ward sucked last time," Luna said.
"So you're okay with the plan?"
"No. I still think that it's a stupid, stupid, STUPID plan. But..." Luna rolled her eyes. "You are right about the bearers being mortal and... and I can't think of a better plan right now. So, yeah. Good luck with that," she said grabbing her sleeping mask. "Let me know how it goes at dinner."
The team of four pegasi Royal Guards huffed and panted as they pulled the cart behind them. The other team in front of them pulled the princess herself. But they were far enough from Celestia's range of hearing behind her to gripe to each other about the task.
"So I said to the princess, 'that's great that they turned him into a statue, but why do we have to move him to Canterlot'?"
"I know right? If he's a statue, does it matter where he's a statue?" the other said.
"Exactly! But you know what she said? She said, I swear, that she 'didn't want him to miss his old statue friends and get lonely'!"
"Ha. That's rich!"
"Yeah. So we move him. And then what does she tell us a few months later? Move him back to Ponyville!"
"It's horse apples."
"And so I'm like, why!? Guess what she says."
"No idea."
"She says, 'it's where Twilight and her friends are'."
"Why not move them to Canterlot?"
"Right!? Heck, I'd have done it myself for each of them. I'd have made six trips. Anything is better than lugging this heap!"
"I swear, if we have to move him again, I'm just gonna resign."
~
Princess Celestia and her entourage landed in Ponyville, where Twilight and her friends were waiting for her.
"With all due respect, Princess Celestia," Twilight Sparkle greeted, "How could you bring Discord here!?" she shouted, voicing the feelings of all present. " *ahem* Your Majesty," she quickly added as politely as she could.
"I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was here, he created serious havoc," Celestia said.
"If by 'serious havoc', you mean turning Ponyville into the Chaos capital of the world." Rainbow Dash said.
"And tricking us all into being the opposite of our true selves," Rarity added.
"Yes. I understand," Celestia said. "But I have use for Discord's magic, if it can be reformed to serve good instead of evil. This is why I've brought Discord here. Because I believe that you are the ponies who can help him do just that."
"Wouldn't it have been easier if we were to have just come to Canterlot?" Twilight asked.
"Thank you!" one of the pegasi guards said.
"I realize that this is a tall order," Celestia said, "but I wouldn't ask if I weren't confident you could get him to use his magic obediently of his own free will."
"I suppose we can just use the Elements of Harmony again if he gets out of control," Twilight said.
"I have them right here," Celestia said, presenting the chest containing the Elements. "And I cast a spell on them so Discord can't take them and hide them again."
"I hope it was better than the last spell you cast to protect them," Dash muttered under her breath.
"Now I must return to Canterlot for Equestria's Royal Summit. You may release Discord when ready."
"A Royal Summit? Really?" Luna asked groggily half awake, stirred from her sleep.
"Well sure," Celestia said, sitting at the edge of Luna's bed. "As in, a meeting of royals, which we are."
"Uh huh. And when will we know that Discord has been released?" Luna asked. Celestia smirked, putting her hoof on the blanket at Luna's crotch. "HEYO! Good morning to you, too," she said, slapping Celestia's hoof away, clearly not in the mood. Celestia pouted at the absence of any morning wood.
"I want to be right here just as soon as he..." Celestia nodded at Luna's crotch.
"Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me," Luna deadpanned in tired irritation, rolling over in her bed away from Celestia. "Trust me, if he does, I'll be the first to let you know. Now let me sleep."
"Shining, you're a prince now. Just let the movers do their job," Princess Cadance said, watching her husband carrying a box of their things.
"Well I didn't want the Pegassistance guys moving this particular box of... eh, your personal effects." he said, setting the box down by her nightstand. Gentle as he was, it caused something inside the box to start to vibrate. Cadance quickly rummaged through the box of latex wonders until she was able to turn off the 'personal massager'. Her cheeks turned a darker shade of pink.
"Thank you, dear," she said.
"Of course," he said, turning to go get another box.
"Shining, give me some credit. I'm pretty sure I only have the one box of these things," she said.
"I know. I just want to... you know, help move some more boxes," he said.
"You don't have to do that," she said.
"I know. I just... I want to feel useful," he said.
"You are! How can you say that? You were the Captain of the Royal Guard. You're a prince!"
"Yeah? And?" he asked. "I was the Captain and I still didn't prevent the changeling invasion. I was trapped in a cave to starve to death until I was rescued by..." he trailed off. "I'm supposed to be the one doing the rescuing. And as a prince... I've done even less. When Sombra... I wasn't the one that found the Crystal Heart. She ended up saving the day again and..." Shining frowned.
"And you feel envious?" Cadance asked.
"I don't know. Maybe."
"Do you think that it makes you less of a stallion? That ponies would think less of you?" she asked. He shrugged. "If I were the one that had been trapped in that cave, and Twilight saved me, would you have thought less of me?" she asked.
"Of course not. I love you!"
"And I love you too. And you're more important than a captain or even a prince. You're my husband. That's your job now," she said. His frown only deepened.
"I can't even do that right," he said. Cadance gave him a strange look.
"Shining, what are you talking about?"
Did she really not realize? he wondered.
"Cadie, we haven't even-" he tried to say it. But the words caught in his throat. He wanted so much to just pretend that it wasn't true. That if he didn't actually say it out loud, they could just ignore it. "Since the wedding, we haven't..." he gave her box of sex toys a gentle nudge.
"Oh... OH!" Cadance's eyes lit up with realization. "Wait, no, we have, haven't we?" she asked. He shook his head and slumped into a chair. Cadance wracked her memory. She realized he was right. "Oh, well, Shining, that's not you failing as a husband! That- that doesn't mean anything!"
"Doesn't it?"
"No!" she said emphatically. "Shining, the day of the wedding... it was exhausting! Even without the changelings, the whole event was just- I was wiped out! Not to mention how you must have felt after being down in that cave that whole time! I wouldn't have expected you to be able to... do that right after an experience like that."
It certainly didn't keep him from doing it with his sister that day, Shining thought.
"And then the whole 'meeting the new couple' tour of Equestria that Aunt Tia set up for us. Even with the long weekend at the Horseshoe Bay Resort, it wasn't much of a honeymoon. I know I was just happy to get some rest and sleep in."
"Yeah, me too."
"And then when we got back to Canterlot, moving the rest of your personal things to the villa. And then getting called upon to save the empire, and now-" she looked at the movers bringing in their stuff. "Shining, I love you. But these past few weeks have been so busy, and I've just been so tired, intimacy has been the last thing on my mind!" Cadance shifted uncomfortably in her seat. "I guess I didn't realize how much of a problem it had become for you. If anything, I feel like a failure as a bride."
Shining Armor jumped up to his hooves.
"No. NO! Don't EVER say that!" he said, nearly in tears. "You are a WONDERFUL bride, Cadance! I'm am so, SO lucky to have you! I thought it was a problem for you! I felt terrible!"
"Shining, no!" Cadance rushed into his hooves and they hugged each other tightly.
"I feel like such a bad pony," he said, pressing his face into her shoulder. Cadance slammed the bedroom door shut with her magic and grabbed his face with her hooves aggressively. She stared at him in the eyes. Her expression looked angry.
"You are a GOOD pony, Shining!" she said.
"Cadie-"
"You are a GOOD pony!" she repeated. "You are my husband, my prince and my captain. I am your wife and your princess, and you WILL accept my word as the infallible truth of your goddess that I am!" Sombra's vision of him being punished for being a bad pony invaded his thoughts. She could see his spirit breaking before her eyes. "You're a good pony!" He was openly crying. Cadance couldn't bear to see her stallion falling apart like this. "Say the words!"
"Cadie, I-" he choked up. Her love spell slammed into him, evaporating the dark visions from his mind.
"SAY THE FUCKING WORDS!" she screamed through her own tears.
"I'm a good pony!" he forced out through his sobs. She wrapped her hooves around him again and clutched him tightly to her chest as he cried into her mane. She was grateful for the soundproof spell she had thrown up on the walls. Her tiara fell loose from her haggard mane and tumbled across the parquet floor. She lifted it with her magic as she continued to hold him. Before she put it back on, she took a second to look at the inscription on the inside of it. It was, in her opinion, the best advice that her aunt had ever given her in preparation for becoming a princess.
~ Keep Calm ~
"It's okay," Cadance said with a sigh, setting the tiara back on her head as she continued to hold him. "It'll be okay. Shhh." She was right. It had been an exhausting time for both of them since the wedding. She could feel him wearing himself out against her shoulder. She led him over to the bed, and helped him into it. "Come on. Have a nap. I'll let you know when it's time for dinner."
"You take such good care of me," he said.
"Damn right," she said with smile. "Every stallion needs a mare when his life is a mess. Because just like in the game of chess, the queen protects the king."
"How is it looking?" Princess Luna asked, joining her sister on the castle balcony that evening.
"Hmm," Celestia said in a neutral tone, looking through her telescope at Ponyville. Luna nudged her aside and bent over to look through it, herself.
"The Ponyville apple orchard is covered in a thick sheet of ice in the height of summer," Luna said. "Yes, I'd say Discord is free."
"Any other indicators?" Celestia asked, from behind her, brushing her sister's tail aside with her hoof. Luna quickly turned and slapped Celestia's hoof away, looking about for any nosy pegasi before glaring at her. "I guess not," Celestia said with disappointment, finding that her sister was still exactly that, and not her 'brother'. Luna looked back in the telescope again. A bright flash caused her to avert her eyes.
"Ow," Luna groaned. Even with the unaided eye, they could both see Sweet Apple Acres returning to normal.
"Well I'd say that looks like a mission accomplished," Celestia said.
"Or they turned him back into a statue again," Luna said.
"Hmm. Well in either case..." Celestia leaped over the edge of the balcony, down to where her chariot was waiting on standby.
~
A short flight later, Celestia disembarked in Ponyville, pleased to see that Discord was neither stone, nor wreaking havoc. "I take it that things went well?" she asked the assembled ponies.
"Yes, Princess, I'm ready to use my magic for good instead of evil," Discord said, before muttering, "Most of the time."
"Congratulations on your success, ponies," Celestia said. "I definitely sense a big change in Discord. I'll leave the Elements of Harmony with you, Twilight. Just in case."
"Fluttershy was the one that found a way to reform Discord," Twilight said. "By treating Discord as a friend, she got him to realize that friendship is actually important to him. And something that once he had, he didn't want to lose."
"Go on. Say it," Fluttershy said to Discord.
"Oh, alright. Friendship is magic," he said quickly.
"See? He can be a real sweetheart once you get to know him," Fluttershy said. Everypony else, including Celestia, looked away in visible discomfort.
"Whh-chish!" One of the pegasi guards made a 'whipped' sound.
"As it so happens, I would like to get to know him," Celestia said. "Discord, if you would?" She motioned for him to walk with her away from the others. Her pegasi guards moved to follow her. "You stay here," she commanded of them. She and Discord walked for a time until they were far enough away from the others to not be heard.
"Did you miss me, Discord?" Celestia asked rhetorically, mocking him from the last time they had met. "I missed you."
"So, Celestia, when you said 'get to know me'..." Discord rubbed the back of his neck nervously, "What do you mean by that, exactly?" he asked. "Because you see, um, Fluttershy called me her friend, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."
"I can't imagine you being serious about anything. Though I am flattered." Celestia said with a light blush. "Anyway that's not what I wanted to talk to you about anyway."
"Okay."
"I must admit, I was a bit hurt the last time we met and you accused me of being 'grim' and 'boring'," she said.
"I'm... sorry?"
"Oh, that's quite alright. I didn't plan for you to be reformed just so I could come here seeking an apology. Do you really think me so petty?" Discord knew better than to answer that. But it did make him curious about her true motivations.
"Then what was your plan?" he asked.
"I don't think anypony would deny that you are the undisputed champion of pranks," Celestia began, buttering him up with a compliment.
"Go on."
"Well, it may come to you as something of a surprise, but I'm a bit of a prankster myself," she said. Discord stopped in his tracks.
"That does come as a surprise."
"Well, as it just so happens, my sister, Luna has a date tonight. And I think it would be just riotous if you were to give her that little, hmmm, 'addition' you did last time you were a draconequus about town."
"..."
"..."
"You... are an enigma, Celestia."
"High praise, coming from you."
"No. I mean it. You orchestrated my reformation just for a prank on your sister?" he asked. "What's your real plan!?"
"Who's to say that I have one?" she asked.
"I do!" Discord said, tapping his chest with his thumb. "I know you better than anypony. Well enough to know that even I could learn a thing or two about puppeteering from you. You always have a plan. You don't so much as take a dump without a plan!" he said. Celestia didn't bother to hide her smirk.
"Being turned to stone doesn't keep me from hearing every word you say," he told her. "Although I'll admit it does make rolling my eyes a challenge." His head shifted into looking like hers. "I have use for Discord's magic, if it can be reformed to serve good instead of evil," he said to her in her own voice. His form returned to normal. "Your exact words."
"So they are," she admitted.
"So what is it, Celestia? What's you're big plan for Discord?" he asked. Her smirk didn't budge.
"Oh, I forgot how grim you can be, Discord. It's really quite boring," she said, trying her best to imitate his voice. Discord remained unmoved. "Now if you will excuse me, I must return to Canterlot. I'm expecting some male. So why don't we just keep it at the one prank for our first date, hmm?" she teased and gave him a quick smirk before patting him on the cheek with her hoof and flying away.
"It's not a date! I'm friends with Fluttershy now! I- oh, forget it!" He huffed as she flew out of range of his voice. He stood there, alone, at the edge of the forest and resigned himself to his fate. For now.
"Alright... Alright.... Let us find out where this goes."
Discord snapped his fingers.
Princess Luna leaned on the balcony railing, looking down at Ponyville in the valley below the mountain. She awaited her sister's return with good news. Though, to be truthful, she did not hold out hope for good news. She would have been quite happy with the simple absence of bad news. That, at the very least, Discord returned to stone and the Elements had not be compromised. The fact that the sun and moon were not zipping up and down from the horizon, and the absence of chocolate rain seemed promising.
"I guess it went better than I expected," Luna mused to herself. A quick flash of light behind her grabbed her attention. She turned to look, but instead felt something else become her more-pressing concern. A new weight beneath her tail. Luna lifted one of her hind legs and glanced under herself at the darker shade of blue that was her sheath. She lowered her leg again. "Oh." She braced herself for what she knew was surely coming next.
A second, larger, brighter flash of light heralded the arrival of her teleporting sister. Before Luna could react, her sister's hoof was upon her leg, lifting it again urgently. Celestia smiled so wide that one could almost tie her lips behind her head. Luna pulled her leg away from her hoof.
"Brother mine," Celestia said in a meek, yet seductive tone, tugging at the dominant side of her younger sister, "Would you kindly... ravage me?" By the stars, it was like Luna had been waiting all day to hear those words. Something inside her changed even more than her genitals. She shuddered with a rush of emotional power directed at her sister. She picked up Celestia with her magic and literally, not figuratively, but literally threw her inside the bedroom, onto the bed. The large alicorn hit the bed with a full force belly flop. Sturdy as it was, the frame still broke in half under her.
Celestia lifted her head to use her magic to fix the bed only to feel Luna land on top of her, her hoof slamming Celestia's face down into the pillow and she lifted her alabaster ass up with her magic. Celestia felt a rush of adrenaline. Luna knew that Celestia, being immortal, liked feeling like she could die. Not that Celestia had a death wish.
The simple fact was that Celestia loved being dominated in bed. That she, after having to be in charge for so long, to be in control for so long, wanted to feel some kind of risk. She didn't want to die, but she just didn't want to be sure that she was going to live. It was something that only Luna could truly understand about her, and why Celestia's suitors in centuries past could never truly satisfy her. Even by her command for the stallions to spank her, the paltry slaps they gave her ass, and the apologies that followed their assurances that they respected her, left her feeling so unfulfilled. She knew that they respected her. Which was why she needed them to abuse her.
The weight of her sister's hoof on the back of her head thrilled her, filled her with fantastic terror that made her take deep, panicked gasps into the pillow. Each stifled breath giving her less of the oxygen her burning lungs needed. The deprivation gave her head a dizzying high and made her wet with excitement. An effect that did not go unnoticed by the blue alicorn standing over her lewd display.
The smell of her sister's arousal brought her new appendage to life. The tip of her cock emerged from her sheath. Luna leaned forward and rubbed it against her sister's hot wetness. The contact made her twitch a bit harder, but she held her hips against Celestia's, giving it no room to grow as it got firmer.
Celestia's leg twitched and jerked in an involuntary spasm. Luna understood and released her hoof from the back of Celestia's head. Her face shot up from the pillow and inhaled so hard it was like an inward scream. Luna's wings sprang open at her sister's display of mortal weakness. Her hoof joined her other, holding Celestia's hips hard against her own and her cock was forcibly trying to extend against Celestia's pussy. Luna ground her hips against hers, smearing more of her sister's wetness and spreading her pussy's lips.
There would be no foreplay this time. Luna did not know for how long they had for this. This fucking. There was no pretense of making love. No tenderness. This was simple breeding. As raw and desperate as the very survival of a species from the dawn of time. With just a bit more movement and luck, the tip of her cock slipped inside Celestia's entrance.
Celestia nearly cried out but for Luna's weight on top of her pushing back down against the bedding. It was only a few inches of Luna's semi-hard shaft. But in the new enveloping warmth it grew quickly, in both length and girth. Luna remained motionless, resting her balls against Celestia's winking clitoris. But Celestia could feel her sister's throbbing cock getting deeper with every beat of her heart. The moment she felt Luna completely fill her, the very instant she was at full mast, she began to move.
Luna immediately went from zero to sixty with such haste as to put Rainbow Dash to shame. She at first pulled back so rapidly that Celestia feared that she might pull the rest of her organs with her. That is, if Celestia had even the time to form such a thought before Luna thrusted back in fast enough to make Celestia's heart feel like it was in her throat. When the tip of her cock bumped against Celestia's cervix, it was like when she tripped and fell, and for a brief instant, her stomach felt like it was flipping. She felt something that she thought she would never feel again during sex: pain. Her sister rutted her with such wild abandon that Celestia could do nothing more than simply hold-the-buck-on to the sheets.
Princess Luna, for her part, was doing her best to multi task. Her first priority was to cum just as fast as she could before anything else happened. But it didn't preclude her from making the most of her time.
In the bygone times before her banishment as Nightmare Moon, Princess Luna was heralded alongside her sister as a deity. But while Celestia enjoyed the prayers of church-going worshipers during the day, Luna's reverence came the the private prayers in the bedrooms, praising her as, among other things, the Goddess of Fertility. Not to be confused with love. True to her title, Princess Luna knew an entire suite of spells for the arena of sex. Her horn glowed with blue light.
Tonight, she would use them all.
First, Luna cast an estrous spell on Celestia. Her emotional desire for sex turned into a very real physical need, the likes of which any mortal mare had never before witnessed. Luna followed that quickly by an arousal enhancement spell, as if Celestia could possibly be any more aroused. Celestia's pussy practically gushed with juices. The wet sound of their hips smacking together sounded like the rhythmic slaps of a steam boat's paddle wheel. The next volley of Luna's magic was directed at herself.
Discord's magic did not skimp on Luna's generous proportions. But Luna could be more creative than that. Her next spell made it vibrate. Celestia struggled to even breathe. She had wanted Luna to fuck her, and Luna obliged in spades, intent to leave her sister as a quivering mess by the end. Luna's balls swelled a bit larger with Luna's prodigious spell. A stallion her size would have a hefty load to begin with. Her spell would increase that volume at least four fold. The extra weight swung like a pendulum against Celestia's constantly winking clit.
Luna brought her hoof down across Celestia's ass hard enough to leave a red outline, and then with her other hoof. She wrapped them both around Celestia's waist and rapidly humped her with all the speed of a rabbit. Discord's affinity for pranks might yet pull this rug of bliss out from under her, and she would not be denied this time. She fucked Celestia just as fast as she could.
Celestia's orgasms chained together. The peaks of pleasure stretching out into a constant plateau of euphoric ecstasy. She couldn't talk. She couldn't even think. As much as she normally deplored the expression, she literally could not even.
Luna made no attempt to postpone her own climax. She felt herself nearing the point of no return. She only pushed harder and deeper. Celestia felt Luna's cock flare wide, deep inside her, stretching her depths like she had never felt before. Luna felt herself going over the edge as her balls tightened and her shaft began to twitch and throb. She pulled Celestia tight to her body and held herself deep inside.
Celestia saw stars when she felt the first bout of Luna's hot cum burst inside of her. And then again, and again. Volleys of Luna's semen flooding her pussy. Luna's pillow was damp with Celestia's tears of joy. They'd finally been able to do it.
Celestia's pussy quickly filled to the brim even as Luna continued to cum inside her. The snug seal of her flare caused the pressure of her cum to begin to push her out. Luna held Celestia's hips tighter and pushed herself back against the rising tide. Celestia felt like she had vertigo when she felt the strange sensation of her forcing her cum through the tiny opening in her cervix to her womb. Luna continued to cum, refilling Celestia's pussy, and pushing Luna's thick cock out. When she finally finished cumming, she repeated the motion, pushing the rest of her load deep inside her sister's uterus, leaving only a few ounces that managed to dribble out around her shaft.
Luna panted in exhaustion as she held herself there, keeping Celestia's marehood elevated, and plugged with her cock, intent on keeping every last drop that she could inside. In spite of her best efforts, her shaft began to soften and wilt. Celestia felt it slowly retreat from her until the tip slipped from her marehood, even as Luna kept her sheath pressed against it.
"Luna... my neck..." Celestia groaned. Luna saw the awkward way Celestia was pressed downward against the bed.
"Oh. Sorry," she said, getting off, and laying down beside her. With the deed complete, Luna's male anatomy vanished in a flash of chaotic light, leaving behind her original, mottled-blue princesshood.
Celestia adjusted herself enough to get out of the stressful position. She did her best to keep her lower half elevated. But as the pleasure of the event wore off, Celestia felt a sharp pain. The battering that her marehood had taken would surely leave her a bit bruised. And she felt her belly stretched to a degree that would normally take a couple of months with foal. She clutched her belly and keeled over onto the mattress. The impact forced a significant amount of cum to rush out of her, soaking the bedding and her tail, leaving it not-so-wavy.
Once the worst of it passed, Celestia's pained clutching of her stomach became a gentle rubbing as she dreamed of what would soon be. The two sisters laid there on the stained bedding, in the room reeking of sex.
~
"Oh, to be a fly on the wall," Discord said inaudibly to himself, disguised as a tiny fly on the wall. He made good his unseen escape through the parted window.
Luna saw Celestia off to her own bedchambers before returning to her own to carefully collect her bedding to be brought down to the laundering room. Carrying the linen in her magic, she opened the door of her bedroom to leave.
"Your Highnesss," Echo greeted with a slight hiss.
"Gah!" Luna dropped her bedding. "What are you doing!?"
"Reporting for duty," Echo said, motioning to the clock on the wall. Luna quickly gathered up the linen again and pushed her way past the batpony to head downstairs. Echo followed after her. "Was he good? Kekekek," she asked with a snicker.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Luna said a bit too quickly.
"Oh please. I was a filly once, too," Echo teased, following Luna into the washroom. "I know what it means when somepony is hastily bringing their own linens down to be washed themselves. Especially when they have servants for that. Not to mention the..." Echo sniffed the air. "That delightful aroma of... 'Eau de Shame'." Luna quickly shoved the bedding into the soapy water. "Not all of that was just a mare'sss delight." Luna glared at Echo. "So how was he?" Luna narrowed her eyes and walked past her
"I've work to do," Luna said.
"Yes, yes. Of course," Echo said, walking after her. Luna paused just outside of the throne room.
"Actually, there is something you can do for me," Luna said. "But it will require the utmost secrecy!" Echo's slit eyes lit up.
"You have my attention, Highnesss."
"It's a caper. A heist," Luna said. "You will need to break into a facility and acquire something for me without being detected at all."
"Ooh. Go on."
"I've worked it out in my head. But we are going to need about nine more ponies to pull it off..." Luna spent the next several minutes laying out the plan to Echo, the item, the place and time, everything. "... and it needs to be as soon as possible."
"Well you've got the right mare for the job," Echo said. "This will be a piece of cake."
"Echo, I am serious. This absolutely can NOT come back to me. There can be no connection between this, and myself," Luna said. "If you are caught, I will disavow all knowledge of you. Do you understand?"
"Keep calm, Princess," Echo said. Back upstairs, she let out a shriek that was just barely in Luna's range of hearing. The alicorn felt it in her teeth more than she heard it. Sunshine and Meadowlark flew down from the Belfry to report for duty. "Alright you two," Echo said to them, "stay here and keep guard..."
"... I need to go pull off the heist of the century."
The Heist of the Century
Echo flew to the Canterlot Apothecary and walked in through the front door with the 'open' sign on it. She walked over to the 'family planning' aisle and grabbed a pregnancy test and brought it up to the front counter.
"I would like to purchase this pregnancy test," Echo said to the clerk. "I'm going to bring it home and pee on it to see if I am pregnant from the sexual intercourse that I had."
"What a coincidence," said the stallion in line behind her. "I'm buying this box of condoms. I'm going to put one on my penis to prevent pregnancy and sexual transmission of disease during intercourse."
"I applaud your responsibility," Echo said to the stallion.
"And I see these kind of purchases all day," said the store clerk, "by all kinds of ponies, all the time. I make minimum wage and I literally do not give a shit about what anyone buys from here. So there's never any need to ever feel embarrassed about buying either of these items."
Echo then paid the clerk for the pregnancy test and left. She flew back to Princess Luna to secretly deliver the goods that did not require eleven ponies and crawling through air ducts. "Some ponies..."
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