Cliched TwiDash Sexy Tiem + the Pastry Shop
Chapter 1: Clichéd TwiDash Sexy Tiem
Load Full Story Next ChapterRainbow Dash was flying as fast as she could. The polychromatic pegasus was practicing for tryouts for the Wonderbolts, as usual. Every time she tried to perform a Sonic Rainboom, though, she epic failed. The cyan mare couldn't get a certain somepony out of her head.
Twilight was shelving books in her library. When she began to put up the Daring Do series, a rainbow-maned mare came out of the blue into her mind. Wait, that was a lie. The lavender unicorn was thinking about making out with Dash long before she woke up. Regardless, in her deep sub-conscious, the blue mare was already in bed with Twilight. Just as she was about to hit her climax...
CRASH!
That exact pony landed in through the bathroom window.
"Dammit," Twilight raged.
"That's the four trillion, six hundred and seventy-seven billion, seven hundred and sixty-eight million, nine hundred and forty thousand, three hundred and twelfth time you've done this fucking clichéd landing!!!"
"Sorry Twi, I just needed to fu- I mean talk to you," Rainbow explained, stumbling over her words.
"O...kay?"
30 seconds and one intense hug later...
The positions were your standard "69." Rainbow gingerly took a lick right above Twilight's cunt. She moaned in reply.
Twilight returned it with a kiss on her "lips."
Then Dash wasted no time in flipping Twilight to the bottom. They hadn't even had their first traditional lip-meeting until the rainbow-maned pegasus began to french kiss her partner for 12 seconds. Luckily this didn't cost four hundred thousand dollars. Then Twilight began to dominate the sexy time as she started grinding he and Rainbow's tight pussies.
Suddenly, PonyToast and Ghost walked into the unlocked front door of the library. Because of that last fact, Pinkie Pie threw a "First time for public sex" party, and invited everypony in town. The thousand or so mares and stallions got SUPER HORNY. So they went back to their own homes to fuck each other.
The CMC finally got their cutie marks in porno videography; they went on to become professional sex tape editors.
While this shit was going down, Tiwlight and Rainbow Dash had flooded the carpet with their soon-to-be orgasm.
"~TWILIGHT! I'm ~ gonna -"
"Me...~....too!"
AUUUGHHAWFUCKURMOMILRJISKGF. They had both hit their distinctly sexual liquid releasing.
PonyToast and Ghost never got a chance to fuck them, feeling stunned from the friend-zoning and first experience with live-in-person lesbian porn.
THE END...?