Rainbow Dash was flying as fast as she could. The polychromatic pegasus was practicing for tryouts for the Wonderbolts, as usual. Every time she tried to perform a Sonic Rainboom, though, she epic failed. The cyan mare couldn't get a certain somepony out of her head.

Twilight was shelving books in her library. When she began to put up the Daring Do series, a rainbow-maned mare came out of the blue into her mind. Wait, that was a lie. The lavender unicorn was thinking about making out with Dash long before she woke up. Regardless, in her deep sub-conscious, the blue mare was already in bed with Twilight. Just as she was about to hit her climax...

CRASH!

That exact pony landed in through the bathroom window.

"Dammit," Twilight raged.

"That's the four trillion, six hundred and seventy-seven billion, seven hundred and sixty-eight million, nine hundred and forty thousand, three hundred and twelfth time you've done this fucking clichéd landing!!!"

"Sorry Twi, I just needed to fu- I mean talk to you," Rainbow explained, stumbling over her words.

"O...kay?"

30 seconds and one intense hug later...

The positions were your standard "69." Rainbow gingerly took a lick right above Twilight's cunt. She moaned in reply.

Twilight returned it with a kiss on her "lips."

Then Dash wasted no time in flipping Twilight to the bottom. They hadn't even had their first traditional lip-meeting until the rainbow-maned pegasus began to french kiss her partner for 12 seconds. Luckily this didn't cost four hundred thousand dollars. Then Twilight began to dominate the sexy time as she started grinding he and Rainbow's tight pussies.

Suddenly, PonyToast and Ghost walked into the unlocked front door of the library. Because of that last fact, Pinkie Pie threw a "First time for public sex" party, and invited everypony in town. The thousand or so mares and stallions got SUPER HORNY. So they went back to their own homes to fuck each other.

The CMC finally got their cutie marks in porno videography; they went on to become professional sex tape editors.

While this shit was going down, Tiwlight and Rainbow Dash had flooded the carpet with their soon-to-be orgasm.

"~TWILIGHT! I'm ~ gonna -"

"Me...~....too!"

AUUUGHHAWFUCKURMOMILRJISKGF. They had both hit their distinctly sexual liquid releasing.

PonyToast and Ghost never got a chance to fuck them, feeling stunned from the friend-zoning and first experience with live-in-person lesbian porn.

Pinkie Pie stomped furiously towards Cubie Cube Corners, her new competitors. The store was run by none other than Justin, the third human ever to reach Equestria. Celestia's sun beat harshly onto her naturally pink fur.
After finally reaching the "super meanie copycats" as Pinkie preferred to call them, the mare wasted no time in quickly kicking the door open. The pastry shop wasn't too busy at ten in the morning, but nevertheless everypony's stare burned into the usually-upbeat pink pony. She marched forcefully up to Justin.
"HOW DARE YOU SET UP SHOP ONLY EIGHT HUNDRED YARDS FROM MINE?!"
Pinkamena. Was. Fucking. Mad.
But Justin didn't give a damn. He did the Haters Gonna Hate dance all the way up to her steaming face. You could fry an egg on it in seconds.
"Why does it matter to you?" Justin asked with a provoking tone.
"You know damn well wh-" She was then cut off by the fact that Justin leaned in and gently placed his lips on her half-opened mouth. The crowd that amassed went into a collective 'd'awwww.' Desperately wanting privacy but a large area, they said this to the eatery in unison:
"Get the fuck out."
And they did.

Door locked, windows shut, blinds pulled, and they were ready for sexy tiem.
They decided to start out slow. A tender but prolonged kiss started it all off. Then Justin slowly began to lick and peck every square inch of the sensitive pink mare's torso. The man chose to tease he even further by making a dead stop directly above her dripping vagina.
"JUSTIN! I want you!"
But that was already known. Justin finally began to eat out her pussy, while at the same time rubbing her belly and toying with her doubly sensitive clitoris.
"JUSTIN!"
She was so close!
"Lay it on me, Pinks."
A scream. The cocky human found himself drenched in his partner's delicious juices. He began to lap them up.

A bit more foreplay later, iut was time for the grand finale. Justin pulled out his member and slowly began to move it towards Pinkie's wet cunt. He was being very generous in letting the uber-positive mare savor her last seconds of virginity. Justin's cock finally went that final distance to go all the way in her, receiving many moans and joyful screams in reply.
After countless more thrusts and positions, it was time for the big ride.
Almost simultaneously the human came into the pony as she gave him plenty of her orgasm in return.. When it was over, they both lay hugging very closely on the soft but soaked floor that they had fucked in.

The following week was one of confusion and very horny ponies.
Twilight and Rainbow's very public escapades earned them the title of bravest mares in town, because no one else had the balls to have public sex in a library.
It's not to say the amount of hookers and prostitutes arose, because there were none to start with. Everyone just wanted more sex in their life.
Pinkie and Justin showed Equestria that bestiality shouldn't be regarded as an illegal practice, so as of that day, anyone could fuck anyone. Some of the pets were VERY happy.
It was if an Era of Good Feelings struck Ponyville. Extremely sexual, but still good feelings.
All was well, all celibacy removed...
All the bronies were happy that they got more clopfics for their favorite shippings...
It was a great ending.

BUT WHO IS TO SAY THIS STORY ISN'T COMPLETE BULLSHIT?

I mean, come on! It's a trolling clopfic!