October, 18th 2017(?) Morning

I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER!!

See you tonight journal I do not own.

Slamming the bottom of my foot against the castle door, I shrieked loudly when a the shock and pain surged up my leg and I stumbled back clutching my foot. Apparently kicking my way in was a bad idea.

Hopping on one foot muttering curses and shouting at the pedestrians who were eyeballing me, the door to the castle opened, outwards...well that explained everything. “Hello?” Spike poked his head outwards.

“Where is she?!” I yelled, my voice deep and, hopefully, menacing.

Spike’s eyes widened and he gazed up at me. “Wh-who?!” He cowered back a bit, the pony’s around me quickly scurried away.

“The horned one!” I grabbed the door and forced it open, the dragon released it and began backing away with his tiny hands held up.

“Okay, okay I’ll get her...” Spike stopped and fell silent. “Where’s your pants...or your...underpants?” His eyes trailed down further. “And why is your...Stallion...” He fell silent when his eyes landed back up at my face.

My frown carved deep canyons into my face, my eyes peering right into the drake’s soul. I slowly began to lean towards Spike, our eyes locking together as my nose came inches from his snout. “Get her now!” I snarled. “Or this–” I gestured downwards. “–is gonna do things no drake should ever see.”

Spike nod his head, his eyes never blinking but were wide with fear. “Yes, Mr. Snow.”

“What did you do to me?!” I screamed at Twilight as she came down the steps and entered the great hall alongside Spike.

“Whatever do you mean?” Twilight asked as she slowly trotted towards me, her eyes widening when she gazed downwards.

“My cock!” I gestured down to my massively erected dick. “What was in that delicious medicine!” The girth between my legs twitched as it rubbed against my thighs.

Twilight blinked a blush burning past her coat. “I have no clue...I got it from the hospital.”

I glared at her, my eyes burning with fury. “What do you mean? What you accidentally grabbed an entire bottle of liquefied Viagra?” I asked sarcastically. “Because of your dumbass I can’t wear my favorite pants! My only pants!”

“That’s gross dude,” Spike muttered.

“You!” I pointed at Spike. “Zip it!”

Twilight glared up at me. “Isaac, I know you’re upset, and this problem is easily fixable.” She took a breath and her horn flared to life.

My eyes widened. “Oh no you don’t!” I shoved Twilight back, causing her to yelp out and stumble a bit before catching herself. Using the confusion to my advantage I turned and hightailed it out of there, my stiff cock flailing like the opposite end of a nunchuck.

“Darnit Isaac!” I heard Twilight yell behind me. “Just let me help you!”

“Kindly fuck off!” I yelled from over my shoulder as I ran through the streets of Ponyville, the residents screaming and shielding their eyes, while a mother I passed by shortly fainted and fell on top of her child. As I past the bakery I saw the Pink Pony poke her head out and whistle at me, remembering my food shortages, I briefly stopped for a moment and walked backwards.

“Pink one!” I shouted up. “Two boxes please.”

“You got it, Chief!” She replied with a large smile. “I’ll even toss on another for those goods you’re packing!”

I gave her the okay gesture and nodded. “I knew I could always trust you.” She saluted me and I saluted back.

“Isaac!” Twilight yelled and I quickly glanced back.

“Shit!” I turned and began running once more.

October, 18th 2017(?) Afternoon

I did it, I have finally evaded the horned one, it took about an hour for her to give up on me. I knew I shouldn’t have trusted her, I thought with the gifts that maybe, just maybe I could see the horned ones like I do the others.

I should have heeded my nightmare’s warning...the time I arrived here I should have listened. Damn my foolishness. I don’t care if she’s trying to help me or not, it’s just an erection...an abnormal one to say the least. They’re other ways I can solve this issue...much, lewder ways.

I’ll get back to you once I’ve solved my problem journal I do not own.

October, 28th 2017(?) Night

It has been ten days and no matter how many times I jerk off and climax, the cursed erection will not leave me!

My shack smells of must, and my lust of getting rid of this boner had taught me that trees and the hole in my wall are not good substitutes. The pink one had offered her services to me, but I politely declined. I do not know if these creatures carry any form of sexually transmitted diseases that could end me in the most lewd of ways.

Also the mental image of me fucking horse doesn’t sit well. I know that it is only me who lives in these parts, and Twilight had said that I may be the only one of my kind living in their country. So in reality, aside from the ponies, who is here to judge me?

Though the erection does prove difficult, and I cannot wear any pants (even the cold doesn’t make it fucking shrink, side note, get more ice) so I’m forced to walk the streets of Ponyville with my injured ass and cock flailing about.

Already I had to out maneuver the local police because I strayed too close to the school. Why do they care anyways? They don’t even wear pants or anything to conceal themselves! What if a kid gets an erection in class? I bet they all know what a dick looks like, so why am I the one to get subjected?!

Fucking hornies.

Wait a second...the slang term for having an erection is “Horny”

Dear God, I need to sleep on this.

Good Night journal that doesn’t belong to me.

Author's Notes:

Short chapters, get them out easier.