I'm Dreaming, RIGHT!?

1st person Ethan

Early In The Morning

Everything was black and silent until I regained consciousness and that was when I realized I awoke in what looks like a apple field. I don't know how I got here from memory we where in Mosul on a mission but it didn't go as planned me and Tomas got overrun and we didn't make it out Tomas bled to death in my arm's and me. Well I didn't make it ether the last thing I herd was Jacob's voice on the radio I cleared my throat and was about to inform Jacob that I wasn't going to make it but that's when it sounded like a railgun from a movie charge up then black, nothingness. I still had all of my gear on so it couldn't have been a dream but then the question raised.

"Where am I?" I said thinking out loud

'How should I know?' A voice in my head asked

"I guess your right."

'I'm always right.'

"Well better get up off my butt and look around."

'That's the spirit!' Another voice in my head said

I got up off the ground and looked around, there was a forest about one-hundred meters to the left of me and a barn house about a kilometer to the right of me. So I started walking towards the barn but I got hungry so I thought because I'm a US Ranger I could take a couple for the road like seriously what's the worst that could happen? I got three apples and ate one on the way to the barn and put the other two in one of my pocket's.

"I wonder what country I'm in?" I asked myself still thinking out loud.

'Again how should I know?'

"Just shut up."

'You sure?'

"Yes now get."

"Who 're ya' talking to mister?" A little girls voice came from behind me.

"No one really just myself." I turned around to see three little pony's one a yellow coat with red mane, the next one a bright white coat with a pink and purple mane and the last one had a orange coat and a mulberry colour mane.

"Oh, okay, well not to be mean or anything but, what are you?" The yellow on said in perfect English.

'I didn't want to say anything to these, THESE PONY'S! Like seriously what the fuck? how are they even talking? THERE FUCKING PONY'S!'

"Mister are you okay?" The orange one said.

'Okay, okay just calm down, just CALM DOWN! Think, what can I do in a situation like this?'

"Hey have you met my big sis Applejack?" The yellow pony asked.

'Okay plan A we try to talk plan B-'

"HEY IS THAT MY APPLES?!" The yellow one yelled at me look at the apple that fell out of my pocket.

'OKAY PLAN B, RUN!'

I started sprinting away from the group of pony's hoping to get to the forest. Once I got to the edge I looked over my shoulder and I couldn't see the pony's anymore. I ran for a little while more until I found a clearing in the forest and decided to take a break to regain my thought's. I went to the middle of the clearing and took a set on the nice green grass.

"What the fuck type of shit did I do?" I asked to no one in particular.

'Well for one I think your stoned, how else do you explain back there?'

"I really don't know, but one things for shore, I have to find someone and se-" I stopped as some rather large crack from twigs to the left of me. I looked over to my left to find another pony but this one was bigger, a black green ish ting to it and it had a bug feeling to it. We stared at each other before I got onto my feet and faced this pony, that was when it hissed at me and got into a charging position. I grabbed my rifle quickly and aimed it at the pony not wanting to hurt it, then It charged at me with intentions on hurting me I used my rifle in self defense and shot a bullet into its skull. It fell flat on it's face and bled a green ooze from the bullet hole, I felt sorry for it but it was the one who attacked first. That was when I sore a bright purple flash in front of me, I look over at the flash and what do you know MORE FUCKING PONY'S! There was nine of them I stepped back as they all turned to gaze upon me.

"Is he the one?" The purple horse asked looking at the small white pony.

"Yeah he's the one we met on the farm before we came to you." The small white pony said to the purple horse before looking back at me. Out of instinct I pointed my rifle at the purple one's face.

"What is that?" The cyan horse asked looking at the rifle. I stared at her for a second before I lifted it into the air and shot a bullet again showing them what it was capable of then pointing it at the purple one again. she had a shocked and interested face in what I can only presume was my gun.

"NOW GET OUT OF HERE YOU TALKING HORSES!" They all looked at me with disgusting and fearful looks until I was tackled by the cyan and orange horses. Then everything went black and I was unconscious again. I woke up in my usual sleeping position (spread my legs and arms to take up as much space as possible) and looked around, It was a bright yellowy sun colour with a brown night stand next to the queen size bed that had all my weapons and bullets on it only leaving me in my uniform and there where two behemoth doors that the bed was pointing at. At that very moment I could hear a voice outside that sounded oddly familiar but I couldn't make it out, the voice was talking to another two voices one was very motherly while the other was dark sounding voice. Then I heard foot steps towards the door, I got up quickly and grabbed my rifle from the bedside table and pointed it at the doors waiting for who ever to enter.

"Ethan you up yet?" That voice, it sounded like.

"Jacob?"

"Hey man what's up, long time no see." Jacob said while opening one of the behemoth doors to poke his head in.

"Who else is out there?" I asked curiously lowering my rifle.

"Just some people that's all." Jacob said as he walked in.

"Well you won't believe the dream I had." I said with a smile on my face.

"Let me guess you, me, William, Noah and Tomas went into Mosul and died? Then you ended up in a land full of talking pony's and horses?" Jacob asked with a deadpanned expression on his face.

"Yeah, how did you, wait, NO, that was real!?" I said almost shouted at him.

"Yep." Jacob said with a smile on his face.

'Why is he so happy about all this?' I asked myself.

"You want to meet the others?" Jacob asked still having that smile on his face.

"I've got nothing better, wait do you still have that C4?" I asked as a plan came into my head.

"Yeah, why?" Jacob asked removing the smile from his face as his face turned into a curious look.

"We can blow the wall and run for the hills so they don't imprison us, DER." I said with a deadpanned expression.

"No we are not blowing anything up and they aren't not going to imprison us."

"She told me herself." Jacob said pointing to the door. You guessed it another FUCKING HORSE PONY THING! She was as tall as me and had a VERY sharp horn as well as a pair of wings. She had a white coat with a flowing multi coloured mane and she had a motherly smile on her face.