I woke up and looked to the side at my clock. “10:34am” it said. The first thing running through my mind was ‘Was it a dream’. I got up and quickly got dressed. I went into my living room as soon as I could to see if it was a dream. No pony in sight.
“Was it just a dream?” I said disappointingly.
I then heard a huge crash of pots and pans from the kitchen.
“Rainbow” I called out.
“Sorry! Sorry...” I heard Rainbow’s Voice coming from the kitchen. I then made a quick squee under my breath!
“Yes! It wasn’t a dream! Happy Face!” I cheered quietly
I then withheld my excitement and asked, “What are you doing?” before walking into the kitchen. I found Rainbow dash sitting on the floor with a pot on her head. She had opened the wrong cupboard and pots and pans had collapsed on her.
I gave a quick giggle, “What are you doing Dash?”
She glared at me, “I was looking for food but the first thing I opened attacked me with pots!”
“You could have tried the fridge” I replied with another giggle.
She got up and opened another cupboard and said, “True but people always hide the best things in the cupboards where no one would find them. I was hoping to find some cookies or something”
She then pulled out a box of cookies.
“See...” she said with a smug face.
We both went into the living room while eating cookies. I had just left the pots and pans on the floor in the kitchen. I was going to just clean it all up later when I could be bothered. Right now I wanted to ask Rainbow some questions but then before I could ask her anything there was a knock at the door.
“Who is it?” I yelled out
“Doctor” the voice said
“Doctor who.... Oh damn it!”
“Lol!”
I moved to the door and opened it slightly so they couldn’t see Rainbow. It was Liam and Edward! I didn’t know what to do. I looked a Rainbow and she just glared at me blankly before eating another cookie. I looked at Liam and Edward.
Liam asked, “Can we come in?”
I looked back at Rainbow and she just gave me a shrug and proceeded to stick her head into the box of cookies!
“Who’s in there with you Courage? Is it a prostitute? You know you should wear protection at all times”
“Okay, fine. I guess you’ll find out eventually what I'm hiding” I opened the door to reveal the rainbow haired pony.
“Oh My God! A pony!” Yelled Liam Cheerfully.
Rainbow dash looked up in shock!
“It’s okay. They’re friends of mine. You can trust them”
She smiled and said “Okay, good... I wasn’t scared or anything. I was just surprised”
Liam walked over to Dash and started stroking her. She didn’t look too happy with that.
“Back off!” she yelled and pushed Liam away with a hoof.
“Rainbow dash?!?” Edward was quite surprised. “Where did she come from?”
“I found her in the park after the party. You guys were asleep and I didn’t want you guys to see her till morning”
“Hay! We should take Rainbow dash out to see the Human world!” suggested Liam.
I tried to respond: “I don’t think that would be a su...”
But Liam rudely interrupted: “Good let’s go!”
I didn’t like the Idea of taking Rainbow dash into the human world. Its cruel ways would most likely corrupt her, especially in these times of war. But I didn’t see a problem with taking her out on a drive, just to give her a quick tour of the place. I’d rather not but Liam didn’t leave me with much of a choice. So we did. We took her for a drive around the city (My blacked out windows hid her from human eyes) and we even stopped a cafe for lunch. Normally I would have said no but the place was normally empty, the food was good and the guy that owned it was a good friend and really wouldn’t mind closing the place to keep rainbow dash a secret. So we did. We stopped there for lunch and he closed it for a while so we could eat without anyone seeing Rainbow Dash. Rainbow dash had apple pie (Figures) and the rest of us had a burger and chips! Bitches love Chips.
“Your world... is interesting. Certainly different from mine” Rainbow dash boldly stated, braking the long period of silence we had while having our lunch. By this time Anthony had joined us too and didn’t seem too bothered about the pony.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“It just seems everyone is so distant from each other. The ponies of Equestria are so much friendlier” Dash continued. “And this war of yours? What is up with that? Your kind, killing one another. I don’t think we ponies have ever had a ‘war’ before”
I didn’t really know what to say. War was quite normal for Humans. I started by saying: “Human history is full of war. Humans in general are normally selfish and spiteful. All wars have had some crappy excuse for starting: Religion, Control of Resources, power. This war however, started without an explanation. I guess Humanity ran out of excuses to kill one another and no longer try to hid...”
Before I could finish there was a sudden crash through the door! Three guys in FBI uniform burst through the door and two more through the windows, all wielding M16 assault rifles. Glass shards flew all over the cafe. The diner owner instantly pulled out a double barrelled shot gun but was blasted by multiple bullets before he could even take aim. His brain matter blasted all over the back wall as he fell to the floor. Blood and brain matter leaking out from his skull. Afterwards the FBI agents instantly aim towards us.
“Get down! Get the fuck down now!”
We all stood up out of our seats! We ignored the agents command and took defensive stances. Fortunately none of us was stupid enough to throw a punch while we had M16’s pointed at our heads.
“Fuck off you cunt!” shouted Anthony as he preceded to pull out a serrated blade
As soon that blade was pulled all five M16’s were instantly drawn to Anthony’s head point blank.
“Drop the knife!”
“Anthony, calm down and drop the knife.” I tried to calm Anthony down.
“Drop it now!” The FBI agent was getting more insistent and aggressive.
Liam continued to stare at the Cafe owner and then quickly ask: “Who’s gonna make my cappuccino now? Sad Face”
Edward then became confused by Liam’s question. “We’re surrounded by FBI agents and about to have our heads blown off and you’re worried about your stupid coffee?”
“Yes” replied Liam boldly.
While the FBI was distracted Liam’s randomness Anthony quickly to yell “FUCK THE PO-LEASE!” as he knocked the assault rifles out of three of the agents hands. I then quickly grabbed hold of the ends of the other two rifles before they could shoot, followed by using them to smack the agents with the butt of their own weapons. Anthony tripped up one agent and punched the second, the third being tackled by Edward. Rainbow moved to help us but we had already done most of the work. Liam just stood there with a glum face, moaning the fact he would never have his cappuccino. The two I hit were knocked out cold so I moved to help Ant and Edward. By the time I had turned around Anthony had already stabbed the other two and had the third in a head lock. Before we had time to celebrate our victory more FBI agents had shown up. At least nine more came running through the door or crashing through the windows. Glass going everywhere, much of it going for us and cutting us in many places.
“That’s enough assholes! Get the fuck down now and give up the pony! Get down now before I blow your Fucking Head off!”
Anthony dropped the knife quickly after being shot in the leg by the first agent. Rainbow took an attack stance similar to the one she took when she first met me. I told everyone to calm down and I tried to negotiate with the FBI. They were not having any of it. By now I was almost certain they were going to shoot. It was clear they wanted to take Dash and run tests on her. I feared this the whole time but I didn’t think the FBI would be here in England! At least not so quickly.