The screen is black before the show title flashes on screen, ‘Palutena’s Guidance’, the screen switched to a well lit room. the room was large with two desks one where Palutena herself sat, smiling wide, and one where an anthropomorphic Twilight Sparkle sat behind her own desk. Twilight's muzzle was smaller than normal, she retained her horn and she now had DD cup breasts. Twilight had her mane up in a ponytail. She was wearing a black suit with a low cut blouse with the too three buttons undone revealing her now generous breasts and a knee-length pencil skirt and matching black heels. behind Twilight was a large screen that contained the show title and logo.

“Welcome Fillies and Gentle colts, to Palutena's guidance! The show where you get to ask your questions to the goddess of light herself!” Twilight happily exclaimed,

“Oi! Since when did you become anthropomorphic?” Palutena demanded,

“I honestly have no idea, but I think I like it,” Twilight said as she started playing with her breasts before returning to her task, “Today we have a large number of questions to get through, so let us get started shall we?” Twilight beamed with glee,

“Zoruatrainer66 has many questions for you it seems, they want to know:
Palutena, do you have any full time servants? Like a maid, butler, or senechalle?” Twilight asked reading from the cards in her hand.

“Not currently, except for a standing army of Pegasi that are ready to carry out my orders. When you are a goddess that can conjure all that you need a servant becomes unnecessary, however I am recruiting for priests and adepts for my temple. I hope that answers your question.” Palutena answered with a smile.

“For his next questions we go to our screen,” Twilight said as she turned around, the logo disappeared and Celestia appeared and smiled,

“Princess Celestia, when and why did you fall in love with Palutena?” Celestia and Palutena blushed at the question. Celestia took some calming breath before she began to recall the events that led to their love,

It was night in Ponyville, “It's been a hundred years since I lost you sister,” she lamented tears running down her cheeks while she was looking up at the gibbous moon that held the profile of her banished sister, she wasn't watching where she was going and tripped over the edge of a fountain, her mane clung to her body, as she looked up at the Petrified Palutena.

“Another, victim of my own short sightedness and I didn't even know her name.” She hung her head in shame as she stood up her waterlogged mane and tail weighted down.

With her wallowing in self pity she didn't notice the cudgel, that came down on her head knocking her back down, she groaned as she tried to get up but when a magic suppression ring was placed on her horn, her eyes shot open and looked around. Celestia spotted a group of five masked and cloaked stallions that had surrounded her, jeering and sneering at the solar Princess, “you will pay for banishing the true queen of Equestria” the stallion in the center growled, “but before that the boys an’ me will hav’ a lil fun!” He taunted as Celestia eye’s widened, as the same stallion trotted up as his group laughed grimly. He licked Celestia's tear stained left cheek, “we’ll turn ya into broken sex slave before we kill you,” he taunted again, Celestia clenched her eyes shut in an attempt to block out what was going to happen. When nothing happened and she started hearing the gurgle of somepony being strangled she opened her eyes in the air were stallions, with glowing white light wrapped around the necks of bastards that had tried to end her.

<<Thou wouldst dare try and rape this mare in front of me!” Boomed a mare's voice, a voice Celestia hadn't heard in less than a century. Turning towards the statue stood a white glowing ghostly Palutena with rage evident in her glowing white eyes, there was a sound of snapping bone, four of the five stallions fell limp and lifeless and then thrown into the Everfree forest, the leader trembled and tried to escape, but was encased in light suddenly.

After the light died down, the stallion looked unharmed and confused before his clothes were ripped off revealing a pegasus mare. You will not be dying, however you are no longer a stallion. You will live the life of a mare as penance, your heat will forever leave you with no control and complete awareness as you are mounted and used by any stallion near you will spread word of me, Palutena, goddess of light, wisdom and craftsmanship and you will work to spread worship of me.Now begone!>>

Celestia felt the ring pulled off her horn, with her magic restored she looked towards Palutena, “You saved me?” she asked in confusion, “Why? After what I did to you I…” Celestia was silenced by a ghostly finger.

<<Because it was the right thing to do ‘Tia.>> Palutena responded, causing Celestia to blink,

“no pony has spoken to me with such familiarity, before.” Celestia said bitterly as a warmth blossomed in her chest, she sat beside Palutena. They sat there quietly until Celestia said,

“Palutena? that’s your name right?” when the ghost nodded in affirmation Celestia continued, “Are you dead?” she asked, causing Palutena to laugh.

“No ‘Tia, I am not dead, the me, you are seeing is a mere projection.” Palutena, responded.

“What are you?” came Celestia’s next question, “I was a mortal human at one point, but now I am a full fledged goddess,” Came Palutena’s answer.

“We talked well into the night and when I had gotten to know her we became fast friends, and it wasn’t until later that I had found myself, thinking about Palu, all the time I had idle thoughts. It took me a while longer to figure out why. I loved her since that day when she saved me, and treated me like a friend,” Celestia finished with a smile and looked towards Palutena who had a similar expression on her face.

“That’s so sad, at least you both found love,” Twilight sniffed,

“Goodbye for now Palu,” Celestia blew Palutena a kiss whom caught it in her hand and brought it to her chest.

“I love you too ‘Tia, see you tonight. When I get home,” Palutena replied before the screen went black before the monitor went back to the logo.

“Next question is for Rainbow Dash,” Twilight said as the screen revealed Rainbow Dash in the shower singing, ‘I am walking on sunshine.’ when she turned, she saw the camera, and let out the girliest scream, the camera cut out as she grabbed it. After five minutes of awkward silence, the screen came back on with a glaring Rainbow Dash.

“Rainbow Dash, what is your favorite part of your job?” Twilight asked trying to contain her smirk,

“Is that all? Ugh!” she exclaimed and gained an expression of deep thought, “I suppose it would be the battles and fighting to protect Ponyville putting my life on the line. And Palutena I don’t care if you’re my boss, I am going to get my revenge for this!” Rainbow declared before cutting off, the camera again.

“Oh the next one is for me?” Twilight pleasantly surprised.

“Twilight Sparkle, who is your favorite god/goddess?” Twilight read aloud,

“Hmmn I don’t really think I can pick one, Celestia has been my mentor and surrogate mother since I was a foal, and Luna has nice flanks and beautiful eyes. Plus she is really cute, when you get to know her and to be fair it was only recently that I met Palutena, I didn’t even believe she was real. No offense,” Twilight explained,

“None taken Twilight,” Palutena responded.

“Rarity, has your shop been doing well since Palutenas return?” Twilight read the last one,

“Unfortunately we have been unable to find Rarity since the party, incident in the everfree forest and she won't answer the door.” Twilight answered sadly,

“Palutena and Celestia....” The screen returned to view Celestia munching on a cake, she had frozen with the cake halfway to her mouth, her mouth open with cake frosting around it. Who blushed deeply, “I thought there weren’t anymore questions,” she complained and clear her throat and tried to look composed, which was ruined by the decimated cake victim to her side.

While Palutena had gained a half lidded expression and licked her lips.

“Wild Balance would like to know, who's the taker and who's the giver?” Twilight asked seriously, which made Celestia sputter and both Palutena and her gained a deep blush across their faces.

“Umn, I think the fact I am the one pregnant and not ‘Tia would give you a clue as to that answer.” Palutena answered while looking away her blush deepening.
Celestia quickly cut the camera on her side out of embarrassment. As Twilight tried valiantly to ignore the growing discomfort she was feeling,

“Luna....” This time the screen showed a dark room with a tv screen a load of consoles and a pc with Luna on the pc, playing a first person shoot.

“That’s right noobs, we art the princess of the night and thou shalt fall to our superior skills! Get ready to get pwned! Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot! Boom! Frag you later faggots!”
Twilight cleared her throat and Luna turned towards the camera, she closed her eyes and grinned sheepishly,

“We apologise, we wert distracted, pray tell how may we help thee?” Luna asked

“Are you ever gonna join Pally and Celly for fun times ever again?” Twilight asked

“Twilight how couldst thou ask that I… er never it won't happen again, goodbye.” came Luna’s flustered.

“See she’s so adorable,” Twilight squealed,

“ShadowCloud asks, Palutena, Are you stuck as an alicorn until you give birth, or can you change at any time?” Twilight read the question,

“Well I could change at anytime, because I do not know whether our foals will be affected so I won’t be changing anytime soon, in fact even after the birth I won’t, until I can either wean them of my breast milk or until they are old enough to understand.” Palutena smiled, and rubbed her belly gently.

“Oh again another one for me, I guess I am more popular than I thought,” Twilight giggled,

“Twilight: If Palutena does adopt you, on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not at all, 10 being completely, how happy would you be to have a family again?” Twilight’s eyes widened at the question and shot a look to Palutena who rolled her eyes and covered her ears.

“Ten, definitely, though I don’t hold out much hope of that ever happening, I mean she was so kind to me despite, my insulting her and she helped me. In a way she reminds me of Celestia, but she is so busy, and I think she’s only being nice to me, I mean who’d want me…” Twilight broke down into tears, sobbing over the cards, Palutena seeing this moved over to Twilight and held her comforting the mare. Whose new assets were now pressed up against Palutena’s chest.
Palutena picked up the last card and read it as Twilight was still distraught,”Koekelbag asks Palutena, ever think back to your old ancient life as a human?” Palutena read out ignoring the ‘old’ comment,

“No, not really. I have had too much on my mind since I got here and now with the foals and my engagement. I haven’t had much time to even think about my old life, as a statue the only things I was concerned with was training, learning spells and creating working replicas of fictional spells that I had always wanted to try but never could, and doing my goddess duties,” Palutena explain and shrugged, “I didn’t have much before I came here and the one family member I had left, Diana, may have also been displaced like myself. Still won't she be shocked when she finds out I am married and pregnant before her.” Palutena chuckled ruefully
“And that is all for today’s episode,” Twilight sniffed and wiped her eyes, “Please send in you’re questions, until next time this has been Palutena’s Guidance!” Twilight said as she sniffed again.

Author's Notes:

please continue to send your questions here