We find most of our heroes gathered in the castle. They had hoped to see another episode of Death Battle, but when Rainbow Dash and the rest of the group entered the castle they quickly noticed both the eerie silence and the absence of Twilight, Spike, and Starlight.

“Uhhhh girls? Is it just me or does the place seem kinds empty to y'all?” asked Applejack as they made their way down the hall leading to entertainment room, or the super awesome room of fight, and snacks…. Rainbow and Pinkie’s words not her’s.

“I agree Applejack it is quite ominous and is it just me or do i hear… crying?” asked Rarity as she and the rest of the group made their way down towards the their destination.

Once the group made it towards the sound which lead them to one of the many rooms. Opening the door, the small group of ponies found their friend Twilight on the ground crying with Spike and Starlight comforting her. This confused the girls as Applejack asked, “What’s going on here?”

“That’s what I’d like to know,” a gentle voice said from behind the five ponies. The small group of friends turned around and were greeted by Princess Celestia, Luna and Prince Blueblood stand there with confused expressions.

“Your highness,” the ponies, minus Starlight and Twilight, said as they bowed respectfully.

“Come now, none of that,” Celestia said as the ponies rose back to their hooves. “Now can some explain what’s going on?” Celestia asked, concerned for her former student’s condition.

“We just found her like this, Celestia,” Rarity said truthfully. “Also if I may be bold to ask, why are you and the prince here?” Rarity asked, slightly glaring at the prince.

“To answer your question Miss Rarity, I came with my aunts to see this show they’ve been going on about. But most importantly, I wanted to see my old friend since we haven’t talked in awhile,” Blueblood said, looking over Rarity to see Twilight still crying.

“Wait, you and Twilight were friends?” Rainbow Dash asked, shocked by this.

“We’re still friends, we used to be playmates when we were younger,” Blueblood said as another sob escaped from Twilight. “This reminds me of the time Twilight thought you were going to send her to magic kindergarten,” Blueblood said causing Celestia to giggle at the memory.

“I must say, I’m a bit surprised,” Rarity said, looking at the prince with a neutral look.

“Why’s that Rarity? What’s got you surprised?” Luna said, taking a step forward to look at the group. The very next moment Twilight out an audible sob as Pinkie hopped towards her sad friend.

“Well it’s just that when we met at the Gala, Prince Blueblood was…,” Rarity began to say as said prince sighed.

“I know Miss Rarity, you don’t have to remind me. It was a bad day for me and I’m generally not much of a social butterfly, for that I apologize for how i acted that day,” Blueblood said remorsefully, bowing to the fashionista.

Rarity stared at the prince with her mouth opened slightly, unable to form any words. It took her a second to remember that the princesses and her friends were watching her so she cleared her throat and said, “Apology accepted, Prince Blueblood.”

At that moment Spike popped up between the two, giving the Prince a dark glare. “I'm watching you…” He whispered darkly.

“Well that’s fine and dandy but can we get back at the matter at hoof. Twi’s still crying over there,” Applejack said, pointing at the downed mare as Pinkie tried making funny faces to cheer her up.

“What can we do? It doesn’t seem like Pinkie is having much luck,” Fluttershy said, seeing that the lavender princess still hasn’t moved. She then saw Celestia walk towards her fellow princess as Pinkie stopped doing Pinkie things.

“Don’t worry Pinkie. I know just what to do,” Celestia said, getting close to the crying mare.

“Oh Oh. Are you gonna use a spell? Maybe a potion to make all the sadness go away?” Pinkie said, hoping place.

“No, just an old family technique,” Celestia said, standing next to Twilight as she raised her hoof. The group watched with baited breathe at what Celestia would do.

*SMACK*

And were surprised to see the sun princess smack Twilight upside the head.

“Owowow. Who hit me?” Twilight said, jumping to her hooves and looking around.

“It was Celestia,” Spike and Starlight said simultaneously.

“Wait, Celestia hit me?” Twilight yelled, wincing in pain.

“I’m sorry Twilight but you were crying for some reason. I had to do something to snap you out of it,” Celestia said sadly.

“Oh, thank you Celestia. So did you and Luna come by for another episode?” Twilight asked, walking with her former teacher to the hall.

“Yes and we also brought an old friend of yours,” Celestia said, motioning towards Blueblood.

Twilight’s eyes went wide as she ran towards Blueblood and hugged him. Blueblood was caught off guard but returned the hug a moment later as the girls watched with smiles on their faces.

“Oh It’s good to see you, Blue,” Twilight said happily.

“I could say the same to you, Princess Twilight,” Blueblood said teasingly as he released the hug.

“While this is touching and heartwarming, I say we go to the viewing room to watch the episode,” Luna said, walking towards the viewing room.

“I agree. After hearing about this show for months, I’ve been interested in seeing it myself,” Blueblood said, following Luna as the rest of the group walked.

Once in the room, everyone took a seat as Twilight levitated the remote to her. She was just about to press play when Rarity said, “I just thought of something. If you’re here with us then who’s watching over Canterlot?”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile in Canterlot~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“This injustice will not stand. I will not sit by and let the people suffer by the hands of these foul creatures!” screamed Thor (pony form.) as he sat on Celestia’s throne.

“Um sir. We appreciate that you’re helping the princess with the day court but don’t you think your taking the situation a bit too far,” a nervous guard said as he held a spear in his hooves.

“Ya you're blowing the matter out of proportion,” agreed another guard as they tried to calm down their princess’s mate

“No! These foul creatures have been eating the crops of the loyal ponies of this land and I won’t stand for it!” Thor yelled, stomping his hoof on the ground and making the castle shake from the shock.

“Sir! It's just a gopher problem at a local farm!” scream the first Guard.

“WE STRIKE AT WITHIN THE HOUR!” Thor yelled, spreading his wings while raising his hammer into the air. As he did that, lightning seemed to come out of nowhere behind the pony god of thunder.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back with the Gang~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“...... ya everything is fine,” said a confident Celestia, and with that out of the way everyone got in their seats and Twilight pressed play.

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(*Cues: Invader - Peter Scaturro & Bryan Kei Mantia*)

Wiz: Imagine right now, what does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like?

“Tirek?” Twilight mused.

“A comic book villain made real?” asked Spike.

“A mad cult leader going back in time?” added Starlight.

“A mad, tyrant king with horrible fashion sense?” said Rarity in fear.

“A monster made of pears?” asked Applejack with a raised brow?

“An ultimate storm that can't be controlled?” Rainbow Dash with a hint of fear.

“A *gulps* d-d-drag-gon god who eats ponies?” whimpered Fluttershy while hugging Doomguy Plushie.

“A party pooper?” gasped out Pinkie Pie.

(all but twilight's line was by the avenger)

“Something from our past,” muttered Celestia while Luna gently patted her shoulders.

“Someone who could hurt my aunt’s and cousin’s,” muttered Blue Blood.

Boomstick: Stop thinking, because you're wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors. Kirby, Nintendo's floating puff-ball of never-ending cheer and dreams.

“Awww~ He's so cute~! I bet he wouldn't hurt anypony.” cooed Fluttershy.

Wiz: And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragonball Universe.

“Seriously!? Those weird-looking blobs of pink!?” yelled a surprised Rainbow Dash.

“AHEM!” Pinkie coughed.

“You don't count, you're not evil!” Dash retorted.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

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Kirby
(*Cues: Kirby - King Dedede Battle/Gourmet Race (Orchestral Remix)*)

Wiz: Over a thousand years ago, an epic war waged throughout the universe. The legendary Star Warriors battled against the vile Nightmare for the freedom of everything that ever was. Ultimately, good prevailed, but at the cost of many, many lives. Yet one infant Star Warrior escaped the carnage, destined to awaken a millennium later and save the galaxy. His name... is Kirby...

(*Record scratches*)

Kirby: HIII!

(*Cues: Green Greens - Kirby Super Star Ultra*)

“So adorable,” squealed Fluttershy as she gushed over Kirby.

Boomstick: Wait, what?! The cute cuddly pink puffball who lives in Happyland? Are you sure you're reading the right back story?

“I have to agree with Mr. Boomstick on this one.” agreed Blue Blood.

“Trust me Blue Blood you won’t be saying that for long…” muttered Rarity.

Wiz: Yes. He crash landed on Popstar, the most confusingly-shaped planet ever…

Twilight's eye twitched upon seeing the star-shaped planet. “How would gravity even work on a planet like that?!”

“Twilight please we’ve been over this….” sighed Spike as he felt his mother figure was going to go on a rant again.

“She still questioning every little thing?” asked Blue Blood.

“Eyup,” answered Spike, Popping the p.

“Heh seems like things never change,” laughed Blue Blood. Causing Twilight to blush in embarrassment..

Wiz:...and has been defending the kingdom of Dream Land ever since.

Boomstick: But look at him! He's just so adorable and cuddly. He couldn't hurt a fly.

“He seems more like he would rather be playing then actually fight anyone,” said Luna.

Wiz: Kirby is a ravenous cannibal who thrives on the blood of mass murder.

“..... bullshit,” said Rainbow Dash with a flat look.

(we see see a field that is filled with the skeletal remains of a few cows.)

Tiff : Did you do this?

“I highly doubt he did that,” said Rarity. Not believing that kirby would something like that.

(DM: she’s right you know.)

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Kirby Fighters (Kracko)

Boomstick (Pinkie and Rainbow Dash): Holy shit!

Background
Age: Unknown, 200 years pre-maturity
Height: 8 in/20 cm
Weight: Likely under 10 oz/283 g
Species: Unknown
Infant-like and cheerful demeanor
A Star Warrior
Citizen of Dream Land

Wiz: He may not look it, but Kirby is a powerhouse. He possesses incredible strength, speed, durability and an arsenal stranger than an average day in Florida.

“Well looks can be deceiving,” said Celestia.

“Ya like cute little Flurry Heart being as powerful as a fully grown unicorn,” agreed Twilight.

Boomstick: His trademark power is his inhale ability, which sucks almost everything in with a powerful vortex. With it, he can clear out everything from a quick meal to an acre of forest in a matter of seconds.

“Sounds like Celestia when she's at an all you eat pastry buffet, she's banned from all of them by now I wager.” said Luna jokingly. Causing her sister to glare at her.

“Luna! I am not banned from all you can eat buffets!” cried Celestia with her cheeks burning red.

“Then why do the Mayor of Fillydelphia keep rejecting you attending their annual pie eating contest?” asked Twilight with a amused Smile.

“Because I judged the mayor's wife's pie to taste like bull manure ten years ago.” defended Celestia.

“And the 'No Princesses Allowed' signs I keep seeing outside those all you can eat places?” asked her sister.

“That's Blueblood trying to keep me to my diet.” muttered Celestia.

Blueblood gave his aunt a bright smile. “Indeed! Auntie needs to lay back on the amount of pastries she eats, they are bad for her blood pressure. Here Auntie, have some celery!” he said as he handed her some celery.

Celestia glared at the offending piece of food. “ ...You are sooo going to regret this when my diet period ends.” she growled.

Blueblood just gave her a shrug. “By then it will be my successor's problem so I call it a win!”

“Ha! i was wrong about you after all nephew!” laughed Luna while patting her Nephew’s back.

“Indeed... You are still a brutish dullard however.” laughed Rarity before giving him a playful punch on the shoulder.

“And still scream like a girl.” Spike whispered, earning a few snickers from the group.

(thank you Staadnauthursil)

Wiz: Plus, Kirby's body is malleable, allowing him to stretch his mouth and inhale larger objects, though he does have trouble wrapping his mouth around extremely large and heavy things.

Boomstick: LIKE MY DIC-!

“DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE YOU FUCKING MULE!!!” screeched Rarity causing everyone else back away from the enraged unicorn.

(thank ya Avenger)

Wiz: -KIRBY weighs practically nothing, allowing him to inflate his body and fly like a sentient balloon. He can traverse the skies, and outer space, by using his own personal vehicle, the Warp Star.

“That’s a sweet ride,” cheered Rainbow Dash as she got a good look at the warp Star.

“Now that beats flying by magic,” whistled Starlight impressed with the pink hero’s ride.

Boomstick: Which he can call up at any time on speed dial. No, really, he uses a cell phone. Somebody get me that number! I tried 1-800-PINK-RIDE, but it was something else....

“Oh… my…” Fluttershy blushed.

Wiz: The Warp Star is Kirby's primary means of transportation through the universe, and can travel at speeds faster than light. It is forged of Kirby's own energy, so, while delicate, should it be destroyed, Kirby can easily create a new one on his own, making the cell phone kind of pointless.

“I have to agree with Wiz on this one, that is pretty useless,” muttered Twilight,

Boomstick: I'd be happy to take that phone off his hands, though I'm a bit iffy on standing anywhere near that star-driving balloon marshmallow. Look at him! (shows a scene of Kirby sucking up and enemy.) He doesn't even care! He's a monster!

“Ok maybe they wearn’t bullshiting,” said a surprised Rainbow Dash.

Arsenal
Inhale
Copy Ability
Warp Star
Flight
Air Bullet
Slide Kick
Can Summon Helpers

(*Cues: Super Smash Bros. Melee - Fountain of Dreams)

Wiz: It's about to get even worse: guess what just happened to that poor creature? See, when Kirby swallows a victim, they don't exactly die. Turns out Kirby's stomach, is, in fact, an entirely separate and endless dimension of reality.

“Just like my sister on cake day!” laughed Luna get some laughter from the rest of the group and a glare from said sister.

Boomstick: So he never feels full. Talk about getting your money's worth at an all-you-can-eat-buffet, though.

Luna was yet again going to say another joke but a seething death glare from Celestia (whose mane was now on fire) stopped her in her tracks.

Wiz: Kirby can trap thousands of victims in this abyss. Then, he can actually enter his own stomach dimension and draw from his captive's power using his copy ability.

Boomstick: How in the hell?! Does he, like, swallow himself?

Wiz: He likely projects an astral image of himself within the dimension, which can act on the physical plain.

“I… guess that makes sense?” Twilight mused to herself.

Boomstick: Sure... Anyway, with the Copy ability, Kirby's form and power change based on what he's eating. By devouring an enemy with a mallet, he can become Hammer Kirby, a master of whack-a-mole!

“Hmmmm i remember young sunset being good at that game… and anything that had to do with a hammer,” mused Blue Blood causing Celestia to smile at the memory.

Wiz: Fire Kirby can unleash a torrent of flame and survive all manner of heat. Ice Kirby can freeze his foes solid. Wheel Kirby is fast enough to drive around the entire kingdom of Dream Land in under two seconds, though who knows how he can see where he's going.

“Hahaha! He looks like a pink sonic when he’s in wheel form,” laughed Rainbow Dash.

Boomstick: There's Mike Kirby, who singing talent is apparently so awful, everything that hears it dies. (We see Mike Kirby sing, causing several monsters to explode)

“OH SWEET CELESTIA MAKE IT STOP!!” Spike screamed, covering his ears.

“It’s worse than the time auntie Luna tried to sing modern music!” cried Blue Blood.

“Hey!” yelled a ticked off Luna getting a laugh from her sister.

“Sucks being on the receiving end huh?” laughed the sun princess.

(*Cues: Arena Battle - Kirby's Return to Dreamland*)

Boomstick: Like Wiz at karaoke night with the ladies.

“Or Twilight when she scares away her dates,” Rainbow said, grinning.

Wiz (and Twilight): Yea...HEY!

(Thank you Avenger for the joke above)

Everypony chuckled at this.

Boomstick: Stone Kirby is nearly indestructible, and Sword Kirby is a master with a blade, he can even fire sword beams, which can cut through anything without mercy. DAMN!

“I wanna sword like that!” Spike smiled.

(*Cues: Final Battle EX - Kirby's Return to Dreamland*)

Boomstick: But that's not all, he can pour a ton of energy into the blade, and make it grow into the powerful Ultra Sword.

“That’s one powerful sword,” Rarity said as Blueblood nodded silently.

Wiz: Fighter Kirby is a master martial artist, and by inhaling a Miracle Fruit, he becomes Hyper Nova Kirby, capable of devouring worlds. Last, but not least, by absorbing his own Warp Star, Kirby can create his ultimate weapon, the Star Rod, a magical staff powered by dreams and capable of destroying evil, and most of the moon.

"WHAT!" screamed Luna in a primal rage but before she could do any harm her sister and Twilight were able to calm her down.

Boomstick: The only problem with Kirby's copy ability is, they don't last. One bad hit, and there it goes.

“So he's kind of a glass cannon?” Starlight added.

Copy Abilities
Sword
Hammer
Fighter
Fire
Ice
Wheel
Mike
Hypernova
Star Rod

(*Cues: Boss Battle - Kirby's Return to Dreamland*)

Wiz: But even without an added ability, Kirby is remarkably tough. He's powerful enough to crack a planet in half, fast enough to run on water, and strong enough to throw a monster thirty times his size, on a frying pan, all the way to the sun, circle the burning star, and return to Kirby's feet, with the perfectly cooked monster.

“...WHAT!?” everyone screamed at that bit of info.

“HOW?” Twilight, Starlight and Celestia said simultaneously.

Boomstick: I think that might be the most ridiculous feat we've ever seen on Death Battle. But he's not just strong, he's so tough that he was barely fazed after being crushed under thousands of tons of pressure, and effortlessly survived an explosion massive enough to eclipse the entire world.

“Wow that little guy is one tough guy,” said a amazed Rainbow Dash.

Wiz: He's achieved all of this despite being only eight inches tall.

Boomstick: See, it's not the size of the monster, it's how he throws a fucking humongus frying pan into the sun and back!

“We're gonna keep comin' back ta that, aren't we?” muttered Applejack.

Wiz: Well, Kirby does have one crucial flaw: he's a baby, and has yet to fully mature as a Star Warrior.

“A BABY!?” everyone screamed, both surprise and terrified at the fact that one of the most dangerous creatures they have just heard about (and because of this show the list just keeps growing.) was just a baby.

(thank ya shinigamisparda)

Boomstick: Yeah, he's not too bright, so he's not gonna be whipping up any genius strategies mid-fight. Fortunately he's powerful enough to get away with it. Kirby is the most adorably terrifying thing in the world!

Everyone's thoughts immediately turned to Flurry Heart and couldn't help but shiver at the similarities.

“I’m worried for my cousin Cadence now,” muttered BlueBlood, hoping his Cousin would be ok.

Strengths and Feats
Cracked Planet Popstar in half
Punched a hole through the Earth
Threw Popon to the sun
Obliterated Popstar in manga
Destroyed Nova, who is planet-sized
Defeated Nightmare and Dark Matter
Redirected a meteor using simple cannonballs

Kirby does his traditional ending dance while the Kirby Dance music from Kirby's Return to Dreamland plays.

“Aw~ so cute!” Fluttershy giggled.

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Once the analysis was done, everyone could agree that they were amazed by the infant star warrior.e

“My bits are on the mini pink Celestia,” Luna exclaimed loudly.

“LUNA,” Celestia yelled as the others snickered at the sisters.
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Majin Buu
(*Cues: Evil Buu - Dragon Ball Z*)

Wiz: True terror is something unpredictable, unstoppable, and dreadfully deceiving.

“Just like every comic book villain,” Rainbow Dash said, munching on some popcorn.

“Or like the bad guys we fought in the past,” Fluttershy said quietly, eating a chocolate bar as her friends, even the princesses, agreed.

Boomstick: A perfect description for the pink monstrosity known as Majin Buu. Majin Buu is a fat, pink, man-sized baby thing with enough power to destroy a planet. And I assume he's made of some sort of bubble gum. Probably Big League Chew.

“MMMmmhhhnnn, gum,” Pinkie said, her mouth watering at the thought of gum that size.

Wiz: Buu has existed since the dawn of time, but was only discovered five million years ago by the nefarious wizard, Bibidi. Bibidi released Majin Buu on a helpless universe, intent on destroying everything. After annihilating hundreds of planets, Bibidi set his sights on Earth, sending Buu ahead in a sealed capsule just waiting to be released.

“Why do people always have to mess with ancient evil?” muttered Twilight with a face hoof.

Boomstick: Buuuuut then Bibidi got himself killed before he could get to Earth and release the pink terror. But no worries, the weird lizard-wizard-thing had a back-up plan in the form of a magic clone named Babidi.

Pinkie blinked. “Wait, clone? I thought he was his-”

Boomstick: Yes, clone, not son, that was a mis-translation.

“Oh.” said Pinkie Pie.

Boomstick: So, Bibidi, Babidi and Buu. (*sings*) Put 'em all together and what do you get?

Wiz: A Disney lawsuit…

“HA!” Laughed Pinkie Pie.

Background
Age: Immemorial
Height: (Fat) Approx. 6ft/183 cm, (Kid) Approx. 5ft/152 cm
Race: Majin
Aliases: Mr. Buu, Boo of Pure Evil, Majin of Destruction
Originally thought to be created by Bibibdi
Friends with Super Janemba

Boomstick: Anyway, the doppelganger Babidi set out on a quest to recover Buu and complete Bibidi's plan.

Wiz: Eventually, Babidi found Buu and opened the monster's shell. BUUUT turns out there was a... slight defect and Buu was... uummm…

“Unstable?” Twilight asked, shrugging.

“Crazy?” Spike asked, shrugging.

“Scary?” Fluttershy asked, using Doomguy plushie as a shield.

Boomstick: A complete idiot!

Majin Buu: OHOHOHOHOHOOO!

(*Cues: Buu's Theme - Dragon Ball Z*)

(*Majin Buu hums and stretches his body after being sealed.*)

Dabura: Is this the... The great Majin Buu? Are you positive?

“Buu seems more harmless than dangerous ta me,” Applejack said, not believing he could be that much of a threat.

“That's what we were saying about Kirby, then we saw what he can do,” Starlight said, pointing out how powerful the pink star warrior was.

“Good point, but still…” Applejack began to say before Wiz cut her off.

Wiz: Buu is the equivalent of a man-sized toddler with the power of a billion nuclear warheads.

(*Buu kicks Dabura across land and into a cliff*)

“WOAH!” everyone said, shocked at how powerful that kick was.

“I take it all back,” Applejack

(*Cues: Pink Demon - Dragon Ball Z*)

Boomstick: Talk about your terrible twos. Buu has a ridiculous arsenal for killing worlds: he can fly, shoot lasers, destroy cities by breathing too hard, and can fire a beam from his head-penis that can turn people into candy.

“Really?! I wonder if-” Pinkie said before Starlight and Twilight grab her hooves and glare at her.

“Don't you fucking dare!” Twilight and Starlight said simultaneously.

“Iwasn'tplanningtolookforaspellthatcanturnpeopleintocandy!PinkiePromise!” Pinkie said really fast and in one breathe.

(Thanks to The Avenger to the jokes above)

Wiz: Boomstick, it's not his genitals, its his.... well... actually, I don't know what it is. Which brings me to his strangest ability, his whole body in general. Whatever he's made of, its magic in nature. Buu's whole body can be pulled, stretched, or even ripped apart with no negative effects.

Boomstick: He can even pull entire slabs from his belly and use his own flesh as a weapon. AAHH, this is just getting stranger and stranger.

“Agreed. That is a rather strange ability,” Blueblood said, feeling a bit uncomfortable seeing Buu ripping off body fat like that. Everyone else was either shuddering or turning a bit green from that image.

Wiz: Yes, and he apparently does feel pain, though it seems to please him. Like some sort of combat masochist. Fortunately, his body can regenerate almost instantly.

Boomstick: He can be blasted to smithereens and reform himself in seconds. He's practically invincible.

Arsenal
Chocolate Beam
Flight
Gack
Body Manipulation
Regeneration
Absorption
Buu Rocket
Super Breath
Mending Beam
Innocence Express
Vanishing Beam
Finger Beam
Vice Shout
Planet Burst

Wiz: Buu can mimic any Ki attack after seeing it in action only once, this is how he learned Goku's Kamehameha wave, and Supreme Kai's Instantaneous Movement teleport.

“To be able to use an attack after one look,” Applejack said,

“To think something like Buu can be that powerful,” Rarity said, getting a bit pale.

Wiz: But his copying prowess goes even further, he can physically absorb other people, transforming his mind and body.

Buu: YES! COME TO ME! (absorbs Gotenks and Piccolo)

Fluttershy raced to the bathroom quick and the group heard the sound of her throwing up. The others were faring a bit better than her but not by much as they too felt sick just by watching that.

(*Cues: Majin Theme - Dragon Ball Z*)

Boomstick (Spike and Rainbow Dash): That's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

“No kidding,” Starlight said, shuddering as she tried to forget what just happened.

“I think I’m gonna have nightmares tonight,” Twilight said, shuddering as well.

Next to her Blueblood was curled up in a ball, shivering. “Can't sleep, Buu will eat me…”

Wiz: Each version of Buu has a different personality, based on whom he's absorbed. Fat Buu is cheerful and childlike, due to absorbing the carefree Grand Supreme Kai, but then there's his original, and most dangerous form, Kid Buu.

Boomstick: He's so tiny! He's like a little kid in MC Hammer pants! This can't seriously be his deadliest form.

“After what we saw, I’m doubting that,” Rainbow said, looking at the smaller Buu.

“I believe we can all agree with that,” Luna said, getting shaky nods from everyone in the room.

Wiz: Kid Buu is pure rage incarnate.

(*Cues: Panic - Dragon Ball Z*)

Kid Buu screams out loud and pounds on his chest.

Wiz: He can get so angry, he's capable of tearing holes in the fabric of reality just by screaming.

"He can what takes ponies like Starswirl years to do by just throwing a tantrum?" whispered Twilight in complete horror.

Boomstick: Or, if he's fed up with whatever planet he's on, he'll just blow it to bits with his Planet Burst attack.

Everyone’s eyes grew wide at the size of the Planet Burst attack. They didn’t want to be on the receiving end of that and even the elder princesses felt that they wouldn’t be able to stop that attack.

Wiz: In a universe chock full of planet busters, Majin Buu is one of the strongest, he's destroyed entire galaxies by systematically obliterating each planet one by one over time.

“YIKES.” said everyone in shock and fear.

(*Cues: Bad News - Dragon Ball Z*)

Boomstick: He's defeated most of Dragonball Z's most powerful characters, including Vegeta, Gotenks, and Gohan.

“He beat Vegeta?” the seven who know of the character yelled, shocked that someone as tough as the saiyan prince could lose to this monster.

Wiz: He one-shot the king of the demon realm, and easily bested the Supreme Kais.

Boomstick: Who are like the gods of other gods, so needless to say, Buu is pretty frickin' strong.

“Buu’s powerful enough to fight gods” Celestia said as she and Luna felt dread at this.

(*Cues: Kid Buu Theme - Dragon Ball Z*)

Wiz: But he's also extremely cocky, caring little about strategy or personal safety, and while his regenerative ability seems to make him indestructible, Buu is one of the only Dragonball characters whose body has been visibly affected by ordinary bullets.

Boomstick: And while being able to destroy planets, his body's not tough enough to take the explosion, forcing him to regenerate from a mass of pink particles.

“At least there’s that but something tells me it’s not enough to stop him,” Starlight said, somewhat glad that he can still be hurt.

Strengths and Feats
Unprecedented amount of combat experience
One-shot Dabura
Ripped apart space and time
Eradicated the human race in seconds
Destroyed hundreds of planets
Defeated Gotenks, Vegeta, and Gohan
Survived a battle with Vegito

Wiz: Despite having the mind of a child and the body of Play-Doh, Majin Buu might just be the deadliest villain in Dragonball history.

“No kidding,” Rainbow said, not wanting to mess with Buu.

Majin Buu: Me get big MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!

Buu screams, causing a massive explosion of energy.

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Everyone would say that they were afraid of Buu. Even the Princesses would admit that they feared what that thing would do if it even showed up in their homeland. No one was gonna vote for it out of dread.

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Commercial
(*Cues: Yacker's Plea - Sonic Colors*)

Ben Singer (Wiz's voice actor) walks towards a stack of boxes of Super Saiyan God Goku chibi figure and he picks one up

“Oh look! Goku figurines!” cheered Pinkie Pie with a huge Smile.

“But why is his hair red?” asked Fluttershy.

“And who’s that nerd?” asked Rainbow Dash while pointing at ben.

Ben: Super Saiyan God Goku?! He's my best friend.

“Wait, Goku has a god mode?” asked Starlight.

“Why wasn’t that shown in his battle?” asked Applejack.

"No clue," stated Twilight.

Super Saiyan God Goku Chibi Figure: Then why do you hate me, buster?

(Ben looks around)

Ben: What?

“Did that little Goku just talk?” Twilight asked, looking at the screen.

Super Saiyan God Goku Chibi Figure: My Super Saiyan God form will eat Superman for lunch, like a delicious muffin. That's right, I'm talking to you, Ben Singer! Bet you can't even sing.

“So the guy’s name Ben,” Celestia thinking it sounded a bit odd.

“Pfft, what a nerd,” muttered Luna.

(Shocked, Ben throws the chibi figure to the garbage bin. But the chibi figure teleports back to the table using Instant Transmission. Ben slowly looks up to the table.)

Super Saiyan God Goku Chibi Figure: We see them, Ben. They're very angry. We see the comments. We see everything..... (his head spins for a few second until he stops.)

“This is getting creepy,” whispered Spike, getting a bit freaked out.

Ben: I don't want you anymore.

Super Saiyan God Goku Chibi Figure: Wha-

(Ben stuffs the chibi figure back in the box. You can hear the muffled scream of the chibi figure.)

“Good call,” said Blue Blood with a nod.

Ben: Merry Christmas.

“What the heck's a Christmas?” asked Rainbow Dash.

“Don’t know… sounds like a made up holiday to me,” Applejack said with a shrug.

“It's actually Earth’s version of Hearths Warming.” Twilight explained.

Boomstick: You too can own one of these totally-not-possessed limited-edition Pop Final figures, exclusively at funimation.com. Click the link below and use the code dbzscrewattack for 10% off, only at funimation.com. But right now, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

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Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

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Death Battle
(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Intro Theme*)

On a bright day in the Kingdom of Dreamland, in what appears to be Green Greens, a multitude of citizens are enjoying the good day. Some Waddle Dees are walking around, a Bonkers is sleeping, a Knuckle Joe is simply standing around and two Waddle Doos are dancing with each other.

“That looks like such a peaceful place,” Blueblood said, liking how the residents were having their own fun without a care in the world.

Then suddenly, a pink beam is blasted from the sky at one of the Waddle Doos, turning it into a piece of cake.

“And the moments gone,” Blueblood deadpanned.

The camera moves up to reveal the source of the laser attack.

Majin Buu: HELLO!

“Hi!” said Pinkie with a wave.

“Pinkie! No waving at the evil monster!” said Twilight with a scolding tone.

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Moonlight Capital*)

Buu then strikes one of the Waddle Dees with his Chocolate Beam, which sends the rest of the citizens running around and fleeing in panic. Buu continues to fire Chocolate Beams left and right, hitting multiple targets before shooting one at the camera. It then returns to Buu floating mid-air, laughing and cheering at all of the things he's turned to sweets which are hovering near him.

Buu: Me gonna eat you up!

“That's horrible….”muttered Celestia, seeing all those lives ended.

“I know….. All of those calories!” cried Rarity getting some flat looks from her friends.

Buu picks up one of the nearby chocolate bars and throws it into the air in an attempt to catch it in his mouth, but before it gets there a strong wind pulls it and all of the food away from him.

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Masked Dedede*)

The camera moves to the source of the wind, which would be the hero of Dreamland, Kirby, riding his Warp Star and using his inhale ability to suck up all of the food. Kirby eats all of it in one gulp with a look of satisfaction on his face. Buu however, is less than pleased with this and quite angered that his food was stolen.

Buu: *Points at Kirby* YOU MAKE BUU MAD. BUU MAKE YOU DEAD!

“It’s like watching a kid throw a tantrum.” muttered Starlight.

FIGHT

Kirby and Buu rush towards each other and collide punches, before Kirby knocks Buu back and attempts to knock him out of the sky, but Buu teleports to avoid the attack and hits Kirby with a beam from his mouth which knocks the ability copier out of the air. Kirby lands next to Bonkers, who tries to get away only for Kirby to inhale him and transform into Hammer Kirby. Buu then charges at Hammer Kirby, who counters by hitting him away with his hammer. Kirby throws the hammer at him, retrieves it, and proceeds to beat on Buu before knocking him skyward, at which point he hops onto a newly created Warp Star to knock Buu against a tree, then a wall and eventually pounding him flat against the ground.

“Hot damn! That little fella is vicious!” cheered Blue Blood, breaking out of his calm demeanor.

“Almost as wild as-” started Luna before her sister gave her a scaving glare.

“Don’t you dare!” hissed out Celestia.

Buu just pops back up, however, and proceeds to grab Kirby and slam him into the ground so hard that he loses his copy ability before throwing him into the air and knocking him into a forest. Kirby slams into a tree which frightens some of the other citizens there. He then proceeds to inhale Sword Knight and become Sword Kirby. Majin Buu returns as Sword Kirby charges up and delivers a powerful slash that cuts Majin Buu in half at the waist.

“Yes, cut that monster down to size!” Rainbow said, punching the air.

(*Music Ends*)

Buu: *Cries* You hurt Buu! *His two halves zip back together* Almost!

“DAMMIT!” everyone said as Fluttershy held her Doomguy plushie in front of her.

Kirby then facepalms at what he has to deal with his opponent as a Blade Knight runs past Kirby in a panic. Buu notices them and sends a blob of his body after the fleeing swordsman, which it captures and returns to Buu, granting the jolly giant a sword, which he then uses to fight Sword Kirby.

“Kind of feel bad for the monsters over there,” muttered Starlight. It had to suck living there at that moment.

(*Cues: Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 - Vital Burner*)

Majin Buu then tries to swing his sword at Kirby but actually cuts a tree in half, before losing his sword and getting slashed frequently in the air before getting knocked to the ground. Buu then charges up his Chocolate Beam, causing Kirby to lose his power up out of fear when it misses and turns a boulder into pudding. However, on the second time firing, Kirby inhales the beam along with Majin Buu. Buu then winds up inside Kirby's inner dimension.

Buu: No! *angrily punches cake inside Kirby's stomach dimension* NOOOO!

(*Cues: Kirby's Return to Dreamland - Vs. Magolor*)

Buu's anger becomes so great that it actually causes Kid Buu to separate from him. Kid Buu laughs at him being freed and destroys his doppelganger, pounding on his chest and laughing before escaping back to Dreamland through a dimensional hole.

“I kind of feel bad for fat Buu,” muttered Luna as she felt like that the Pink monster might of had a small chance of redemption… if only she knew.

Kirby begins to panic as Kid Buu teleports behind him and begins pummeling him before slamming Kirby onto the ground. Kid Buu then teleports in the sky and summons a Shocking Ball attack and laughs maniacally, just before firing the Shocking Ball attack at Kirby. The Warp Star then picks up Kirby just when the Shocking Ball attack was going to kill him. While Kirby is on the Warp Star, a Knuckle Joe runs next to Kirby. Kirby sees the Knuckle Joe and swallows him, becoming Fighter Kirby. Fighter Kirby bumps his fists together and rushes toward Kid Buu.

“Go get him Kirby!” everyone cheered for the Pink Hero.

Kid Buu is seen doing his stretchy body-shaking dance move as he laughs in what he thinks is victory, but Fighter Kirby then surprise kicks Buu in the face, throws him, and then launches what is similar to a Hadouken from Street Fighter. Kid Buu dodges this attack and tries to roundhouse kick Kirby, but Kirby blocks this and launches an uppercut. Kirby expertly blocks and dodges all of Buu's attacks until he teleports behind him and punches him, destroying his ability.

“Damn it!” cursed Rainbow dash while wincing from seeing kirby take a hard blow like that.

Buu knocks Kirby into a tree, breaking it, then breaks the Warp Star and sends it to Kirby, which was a big mistake.

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Kirby Fighters Animal Helpers*)

Kirby swallows the Warp Star, shocking Buu. He becomes Star Rod Kirby, and quickly shoots 3 stars at him. Buu counters, but he can not get a hit in and teleports away. Buu tries to knock it away, but Kirby gets it back and shoots more stars. After Buu teleports many times, Kirby predicts where Buu will go and shoots a gold beam of energy, blowing Buu to pieces. But Buu regenerates and destroys the Star Rod. The loss of Kirby's ultimate weapon leaves him hopeless and crying, while Buu is readying his most powerful attack, the Planet Burst.

“Please get up Kirby,” Fluttershy said quietly.

“You can’t give up. Dreamland, or what’s left of it, is counting on you,” Twilight said, everyone else holding their breathe as they watched.

(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Hypernova Kirby*)

As Kirby is crying over the loss of his Star Rod, the Miracle Fruit in his stomach activates, causing him to become Hypernova Kirby. Hypernova Kirby swallows and spits out the Planet Burst, and a shocked Buu is helpless, and is shot into the sun by the returned attack. When the sun turns around, it shows Kirby's face, which is zoomed into three times with loud drumming sounds in the background.

Kirby: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

KO!

Kirby inhales the last remaining part of Buu (his boot) and becomes Buu Kirby and uses the chocolate beam to turn two Waddle Dees into cookies.

“..... that can’t be good.” said Twilight wide eyed.

Results
(*Cues: Kirby Squeak Squad - The Hero of Dreamland *)

Boomstick: No way! Did that seriously just happen?

“Eyup” said Applejack in the same fashion as her brother.

Wiz: Yep. Oddly enough Kirby's strength, speed and durability matched and surpassed Buu's. Yes, Buu has more destructive capability, but Kirby's inhale and copy ability let him absorb and rebound anything that could have killed him.

“True. Kirby did have more versatile abilities,” Twilight said, nodding to herself.

“It also helps that he had some abilities that could destroy evil. Might not have worked with Fat Buu but Kid Buu is another story,” Starlight said outloud.

Boomstick: And Kirby's no slouch when it comes to power. He tanked a planet-sized explosion without a scratch when the same kind of blast turns Buu into mush. And remember the frying pan thing?

“How can we forget? You keep bringing it up,” said Rarity with nothing but snark in her tone.

Wiz: Popstar is approximately the same size as the planet Shiver Star, which is actually a post-apocalyptic Earth. This means Popstar's gravity and escape velocity must be similar to that of Earth's. Throwing the giant acid monster Popon up to the sun means Kirby threw at least 3.5 tons over 25 000 miles per hour, and that's not even counting the giant frying pan or the return trip.

Boomstick: And Kirby's Warp Star moves faster than light, a speed that Buu has never had to combat before. "BUT BOOMSTICK, Buu could teleported away from the planet burst ball, right?"

“Ya why didn’t he?” asked Applejack with a raised Brow.

Wiz: Well, his Instantaneous Movement has limits in extreme situations, such as when he didn't use it when a similar giant ball of murder was KILLING him at the end of Dragon Ball Z.

“Well that's just stupid,” muttered Rarity.

Boomstick: Buu just couldn't stomach this fight.

“...ow the puns, they hurt.” muttered Blue Blood.

Wiz: The winner is Kirby.

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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

Some rock music kicked in as a white haired man wearing black and red and wielding a giant blade showed up on screen he was kicking some ass on screen.

Then his opponent appeared on screen, a tall and muscular bad boy wearing a red headband and spiky brown hair and has odd looking blade who then slashes with a fire strikes.

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“Well that was a good episode” said Twilight while everyone else was getting up and stretching out any kinks from sitting for so long.

“I agree Twilight and i’m glad i could come and enjoy the show with you all,” said Blue Blood with a nod. Getting a smile from his childhood friend.

“Well Nephew, we could stay for the next episode.” suggested Luna getting a nod of agreement.

“Oh! You should stay Blue!” agreed Twilight with a cheer, getting her old friend to smile.

“Well ok if you insist i just hope the Pony you had take over while we’re gone doesn't mind waiting a little bit longer.” said Blue Blood.

“Oh don’t worry i’m sure he’s doing just fine,” said Celestia reassuringly.

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“Now that i have defeated your men and saved the ponies food, you have no choice but to surrender,” Thor said, waving his hammer threateningly at a gopher. This wasn’t just any regular gopher, it was the Gopher King wearing a red and white cape with a golden crown on his head.

“(Curse you. I’ve been planning this attack for years. Now they’re in ruins because of a steroid overdosed pegasus)” the Gopher King yelled in his native tongue, waving his tiny paw threateningly.

“HAHA, just another victory for the PRINCE OF ASGARD!” Thor said while laughing. A little ways from the laughing god were two guards looking at the scene in bewilderment.

“This is the guy who’s shagging our princess,” one of the guards said in a deadpan tone.

His partner glances at him and says, “Kinda fitting though.”

Just a normal day in the life of the royal guards.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~back with the main group.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Before we start the next episode, let’s see what we got from the box,” Twilight said, walking towards the glowing box. Her friends and former mentor followed as they gathered around the box.

“So this is where you got those interesting items, Auntie?” Blueblood asked, looking at the box with slight interest.

“That’s correct, nephew. Whenever an episode is done, this box gives certain things related to the episode,” Luna said, showing off her utility belt.

Twilight opened the box with her magic and looked inside to see what they got. The next moment her horn started to glow as a bunch of items were levitated out of the box. “Looks like we got more comics,” Twilight said, handing out a bunch of them.

“This’ll be good to read later,” Rainbow said, looking through the Dragonball Z manga.

“Got that right,” Spike said, walking over to a self and putting his comics there.

“What else do you have, darling?” Rarity asked, looking at two covered objects in Twilight’s magical field.

Looking at the packages, Twilight said, “It seems that one’s for Flurry Heart and the other is for Fluttershy.” She then gave the shy mare the wrapped package, who looked at it curiously. She then took her time to open it, carefully removing the wrappings without making a mess. In no time, Fluttershy was finished and held a Kirby plushie in her hooves.

“So adorable,” Fluttershy said, hugging the plushie and causing it to say “Hiiii”.

The group of ponies and one dragon either laughed or rolled their eyes good heartedly. With that done, Spike walked back to the couch and asked, “Can we start the next episode?”

“Sure, just a second,” Twilight said, her horn glowing as the other wrapped package suddenly disappeared.

“Sent it to Flurry Heart?” Starlight asked, her eyebrow rising a bit.

“Shining actually. Figured it would be safer to do,” Twilight said, sitting on the couch and grabbing the remote.

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