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Me: ok everyone i hope enjoy todays chapter and i’m sorry about it being so late but the my internet was out this weekend.

DP: that~ and the fact you were too lazy to get much done!

Me: oh fuck no! I had to deal with the Gintama crew a few days ago! I’m not dealing with you!

DP: too bad! You new this was going to happen once i was apart of this little story! >:)

Me:..... fuck.

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It was a brand new day in Ponyville with the birds singing and the flowers blooming. All the residents seemed to be enjoying the weather as they went on with their daily chores and lives. But there were a few ponies and one dragon who weren't outside, enjoying the day.

Inside the crystal castle, the small group were sitting on a couch as they waited for one of their friends to show up. Twilight and the others didn’t have to wait long as Rainbow Dash flew through the window and onto the couch.

“Now that everyone's here, we can start this great day with a new episode,” Twilight said as everyone nodded.

Just as the others were about to open their mouths to talk, the whole world just stopped turned into different shades of grey. No one moved a muscle or even blinked. It was as if someone pushed the universal pause button on God's remote.

“Don’t worry. This'll only take a second,” a cheerful voice said as a human walked into view. The human was dressed in a red and black suit with a couple of harnesses that held a few guns and a couple of swords. He even had a red and black mask covering his face with only his white eyes being visible.

“Hi, it's me the Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool. I'm here to help this story along so we can get right to what you want to see. Epic fights, good reactions and best of all, Me,” the now named Deadpool said, bowing to the readers.

“I even got permission from the authors to do it so no worries there,” he said, a smile forming under his mask.

“HE SHOT ME IN THE ASS,” an angry yet crazy voice yelled for all to hear. “WHY DID HE SHOOT ME IN THE ASS?”

“Hey. It's not my fault that you were late to finishing this chapter. So zip it, Deadman,” Deadpool said, pointing at someone who wasn't there.

“TREPP. HELP ME. AVENGE MY ASS,” the voice of Deadman screamed.

“Avenge your own ass. I'm not dealing with that psychopath again,” the calm voice of Trepp said as the sound of a page being turned was heard.

“YOU ASSHOLE!”

Shrugging his shoulders, Deadpool waved and said, “Enjoy the show and remember like, favorite and subscribe.” He ran out the door while yelling, “Whoop whoop whoop,” as the episode started.

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Interlude
(*Cues Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it's nothing but a slap in the face.

“Depends on how well you imitate them…” Said Spike, used to seeing a bunch comics with similar heroes and villains.

“Though i think for some ponies they would still be offended,” countered Rarity, getting a shrug from Spike.

Wiz: Such as the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.

Boomstick: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth.

“Yo Rarity why is your eye twitching like that?” asked Rainbow Dash once she new her friend’s eye was twitching after Boomstick said the second fighter's name.

“I don’t know darling… it’s just i feel like i’m not going to like this one…” muttered Rarity as she felt like someone out there was laughing at her.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~meanwhile in space~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“HA!” laughed Deadman out of nowhere, much to Trepp’s confusion.

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Wiz: And Deathstroke, the Terminator.

“Wait, so he's the robot!?” Pinkie exclaimed in shock.

“No, I think he's just human.” Twilight tried to correct her friend.

“But he's called the Terminator! Just like the robot!” the pink party pony insisted.

“... sigh whatever…” muttered a defeated Twilight.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

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Deadpool
(*Cues: Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool Theme (8-bit Instrumental Version)*)

Boomstick: You see him on T-Shirts, Internet memes, and EVERYWHERE you look at nerd conventions.

“Ugh! Those outfits are awful!” Rarity gagged in disgust, a rock then suddenly hits her head from out of nowhere. “OW! What in the-,” said the fashion designer before she noticed a note on the rock.

Note on rock: Hey, don't diss a classic look just yet, babe. ~DP

“Uh oh!” Yelped Pinkie Pie before pulling out her party cannon out.

(thanks the avenger.)

Wiz: But the story behind this popular anti-hero isn't as light hearted as his joking nature would lead you to believe.

“I have a bad feeling about this…” whispered Fluttershy.

(*Cues: X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Wade Goes to Work*)

Wiz: Wade Winston Wilson was a globetrotting mercenary looking for his chance to become the world's next greatest superhero. Then he was diagnosed with cancer, which hit him like a flaming semi truck falling on his face.

Boomstick: That's...oddly specific.

“Woah… that's… that's just messed up…” Rainbow said, feeling sorry that the would-be hero had gotten his dream snatched away by the cruel hand of fate.

“The poor dear….” cried out Fluttershy, breaking out in tears as the rest of the group tried tier best to comfort their friend.

Wiz: Facing the inevitability of death, Wade gave up. He abandoned his heroic dreams, stopped his chemo treatments, and dumped his girlfriend to free her from the burden of a man doomed to die.

The rest of the group looked down in depression upon hearing this. Spike hugging Rarity tightly, Rainbow wrapped her wing around Fluttershy who broke down into tears yet again.

Boomstick: Doomed, until he was offered a cure by Department K, the special weapons development division of the strange, alien world called...Canada.

(*Cues: O Canada - English Chamber Orchestra*)

(*Cues: X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Deadpool*)

Boomstick: And by cure, I mean he actually was handed over to the Weapon X program, the same guys who gave Wolverine's bones the old chrome dip. They injected Wade with Wolvie's healing factor.

“Wait, what?” Starlight blinked. “I'm sorry, how does one inject someone with someone else's abilities?”

“It’s a comic… just roll with it,” suggested Spike.

Wiz: Which I don't even know if that's possible. Do they have like a spare jar of essence of Wolverine or something?

“I still want to know who this Wolverine is,” said Twilight, thinking this man must be a big deal from him being mentioned a lot.

Background
Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson
Height: 6'2"/1.88 m
Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg
Place of Birth: Canada
Aliases:
Thom Cruz
Regenerating Degenerate
Ninja Spider-Man
Lives with a blind elderly woman
An even more cliched cosplay than The Joker

Boomstick: With the ability to heal from anything, his body became a surgical playground for Doctor Killebrew and his assistant, Ajax. Just like Operation, only constantly hitting the sides, *buzzer effects*

“YIKES.” Spike shuddered.

“That poor dear…” whispered Fluttershy.

Boomstick: but hey, at least he doesn't have cancer anymore.

Wiz: Well, actually he still does.

“WAIT, WHAT!?” Rainbow Dash fumed, rage evident on her face. “After all that pain and emotional torment, he's STILL got cancer!? What the actual hell!?”

The rest of the group was in a similar state of shock and anger as Rainbow Dash.

Wiz: His cells just regenerate faster than the cancer can kill him. Beneath the red and black spandex, he's basically a giant walking tumor, which can talk...a lot.

Revealing the panel of Wade without his mask on. Leaving his disfigured face as Wiz describes him afterwards.

Boomstick: (panicked) AH! KILL HIM WITH FIRE!

“The Elements of Harmony!” screeched Twilight.

“Daring Do!” yelled a frighten Rainbow Dash.

“Anything!” screamed the rest of the group.

Boomstick (everyone): *realized* Oh wait. We can't.

(by the avenger)

(*Cues: The Deadpool Game - It is a Trap*)

Wiz: Meanwhile, among Killebrew's other prisoners, a gambling ring was formed. Patients would place bets on each other's survival under the knife.

“Thats sick,” said Starlight in disgust.

Boomstick: And these bets were placed of what they called "The Deadpool". Get it? 'Cause that's kinda where his name comes from. You know what, you'll see.

Wiz: Unfortunately for Killebrew, Wade had somehow gotten superhuman strength, speed, and stamina. 'Cuz I guess they got a jar filled with that shit too…

“Pfft Why stop there?” Rainbow Dash scoffed. “Why not inject him with lazer-eyes, metal bones and teleportation while they're at it?”

“I think i just felt the cries of a million enraged fans after what you just said…” muttered Pinkie Pie shaking her head from the sudden feeling of intense hate.

Wiz: He used these skills to kill Ajax and make a dramatic escape. Free at last, his fellow inmates inspired him to take on his now famous namesake...

Boomstick/Pinkie Pie: Deadpool---

Deadpool enters in, interrupting Boomstick's last sentence.

Deadpool: ♪DEADPOOOOOOL♪ Yeah!

“Huh?” everyone but Pinkie Pie said dumbfounded.

“Where's my Party Cannon!?” gasped out Pinkie Pie when she noticed her weapon of choice was missing, but she did notice a note on the floor where her connon used to be.

Note on the floor: can’t have you shooting your cannon at the tv screen while i’m on it! - DP.

Glaring at the note Pinkie Pie muttered, “oh it is on like Donkey Kong!”

(this joke was made by the avenger with me adding a little bit more with the whole note from deadpool.)

Boomstick: What the heck?

(*Cues: Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool's Theme*)

Deadpool: (chuckles, talks to Boomstick and Wiz) Oh ho I'm sorry! Please continue talking about how great I am.

“Is he talking to Wiz and Boomstick,” asked Applejack, feeling a little bit scared now.

Wiz: I was afraid of this. See, Deadpool somehow possess a unique awareness of whatever media he's in. Whether there be comic books, games, tv shows, or an awesome Internet show.

Boomstick: Huh in the what now?

Wiz: Basically, he's a pro at shattering the fourth wall.

“Wait, so you're telling me he’s a fictional character that interacts with the real world!?” Twilight asked in shock. “But that's impossible! How-”

“Twilight… i think you need to keep an open mind with this one,” muttered Starlight, much to Twilight’s discomfort.

“Yeah, especially since I do it all the time!” Pinkie added, getting confused looks from everyone.

Deadpool: Bingo! Oh hey, Boomstick! Tell your ex-wife I said hello~. ["Come Hither" Growl]

“Uh-oh….” muttered the group as they noticed Rarity starting to twitch violently.

Boomstick: You've got 5 seconds to get the hell out of here before I blow your head off.

“Wow I don’t think i’ve ever heard Boomstick this angry before,” gasped out Fluttershy.

“And here i thought he hated his ex wife. Guess the world is filled with surprises,” said Rarity with a hint of surprise.

(the rarity part was by Pony Of The Ghetto)

Wiz: Unfortunately, all that would do is piss him off. Bad idea as Deadpool is a Master Martial Artist, Seasoned Assassin, and a Raging Sex Machine --- what?

“Oh sweet Celestia he's worse than Boomstick!” Rarity groaned.

Deadpool: Yeah! I noticed that you left a few things in the script, so I made some changes. You know, just the "important" stuff. Like my penis.

While some of the group like Rainbow, Dash Pinkie Pie, and Spike laughed at Deadpool’s antics ponies like Rarity where grinding her teeth to the point of making sparks.

Boomstick: Well, if by a raging sex machine, he means getting down with a bloated alien, a shape-shifting teenage prostitute, and Death herself, he must have some pretty low standards. That's right; this guy literally tried to stick his dick in Death!

“....this guy…. banged the Grim Reaper!?” Spike exclaimed in shock. “HOW!?”

Boomstick: Maybe that's why he liked my ex-wife.

(*Cues: Deadpool's Old Theme (Le Scar Remix) - Marvel vs Capcom 3*)

Boomstick: But besides his dick, Deadpool has an arsenal of weaponry he can pull out from absolutely nowhere!

Wiz: This is an animation technique commonly called the Magic Satchel, though its existence as an actual thing is preposterous.

“Ya but i have a feeling with Deadpool this is the most tame of his reality bending powers,” said Spike much to Twilight’s growing frustration.

Deadpool: Oh yeah? Watch this!

Deadpool reaches out from the pit of the satchel, and pulled out a large elephant like pulling out a rabbit out of the top hat. *trumpets*

Wiz/Twilight: (annoyed) I hate you...

Deadpool: (opposite in same manner of "I love you") Oh I hate you too.

Boomstick: Me too.

“Me three.” said Pinkie Pie.

Boomstick: Some of Deadpool's favorite toys include---

Deadpool's second attempt of interrupting Boomstick from finishing the sentence, again.

Deadpool: My trusty rusty twin katanas, some grenades, my two favorite machine guns (Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), a teleportation belt, an infinity stone that alters continuity... (giddy) Ohoho I can't choose! I love 'em all!

Boomstick: (peeved) Okay that's it! I'm gonna kill him! ((loud gun cock noise) aims his shotgun at Deadpool)

The group busted out laughing at Deadpool’s zany antics, even Rarity was getting a kick out of Deadpool driving Boomstick nuts.

“(sigh) justice…” whispered Rarity, savoring Boomsticks anger.

Deadpool: La-la-la-la-la-la-la... (runs away unscathed; the missed gunfire just shot directly to the screen instead)

“Sweet apple!” shouted Applejack in surprise, for a second thinking that the shotgun pellets where going to fly off screen and nail them.

Abilities
Superhuman Body
Exceptionally skilled with swords and all forms of guns
Mastery in assassination techniques and numerous martial arts
Superb healing factor
Magic satchel
Contains various items, regardless of continuity
Includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things
Fourth wall awareness
RAGING SEX MACHINE (everyone facepalmed at this one.)

Wiz: Combined, Deadpool's weapons and abilities has helped him to accomplish some amazing feats in spite of his illness.

Boomstick: His quick draw's fast enough to beat 7 Hydra agents at once; he can decimate legions of armed warriors solo... while talking on the phone; he's the only one to ever outwit Taskmaster, who literally has the power to predict his opponent's moves; and in one instance, he even murdered the ENTIRE Marvel Universe, including the supposedly unkillable Wolverine.

“.....well damn,” muttered Rainbow Dash as she in the rest of the group were left wide eyed at Deadpool’s accomplishments.

“But why would he kill everyone?” muttered Fluttershy.

“Oh don’t worry that was a different Marvel universe!” cheered Pinkie Pie, much to the group confusion which only grew greater when the tv froze and Deadpool himself popped on screen.

“Ya! Don't worry, that was just a 'What if?' scenario. Besides, I killed that downer of an alternate self anyway so no worries!” cheered the merc with the mouth before disappearing off screen and letting the tv start working again.

“D-did he just…?” Asked a terrified Twilight, who was trying to process what just happened.

Starlight just shook her head and gave her friend/teacher a flat look. “Let’s just keep watching the show.”

(Thank ya! shinigamisparda)

Wiz: He did this with the sword made of Carbonadium, an alloy capable of nullifying healing factors. In other words, he cheated.

“That's just cheap. Seriously…” Applejack rolled her eyes.

“Meh i’ve seen way cheaper tricks in comics than that,” said Spike while giving the farm pony a shrug.

“SEE! Barney the dinosaur understands what i did wasn’t the biggest ass pull in comic history, that honor belongs to superman comics!” cheered Deadpool as he popped on screen again just to disappear a second later leaving the group confused again.

Boomstick: He survived skyscrapers collapsing on top of him, having his heart ripped out, his head blown to bits, and even his entire body melted into a puddle.

Wiz: But his regeneration is also responsible for one of his greatest downfalls. This power has trained him to think he's invincible and so he becomes quite careless in battle.

“That can be dangerous… thinking you're invincible can lead to you underestimating your opponent…” Starlight stated, getting some nods of agreement from her friends.

Boomstick: And that just of his extreme ADHD hasn't already put him to a bind.

Wiz: Yet there are few more deadly than the Regenerating Degenerate. Really, Deadpool finally accomplished his dream of becoming the next great superhero.

Strength & Feats
Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed
Completely regenerated from a single hand
Sole person to outwit Taskmaster
Can dodge point-blank machine guns
Killed the Marvel universe
Casually battled Red Hulk
Once became a Herald of Galactus
NOT GARBAGE TIER IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3

Deadpool: Aw, that's sweet of you guys! Wanna see me naked?

Wiz: Wait, what? No, no, no--!

Deadpool shows them his naked frame from the comic, scarring them from the disturbance.

“MY EYES! MY EYES ARE BURNING! TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!!!” screamed Rainbow Dash as she tried to claw out her eyes. The rest of the group was not faring any better as most of the group was looking a little green from the image of a naked Deadpool… well except Rarity surprisingly.

“I don’t judge a pony on their physical appearance if they can’t help it,” said Rarity. Showing she wasn’t as shallow as some thought she was.

Boomstick: (groaning) Agh, my eyes! Can't...claw them out...fast enough...!

Deadpool: Aaand now you're scarred for life. Let's see my competition.

“Screw you man!” screamed Rainbow Dash.

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After the annalisis, most of the group liked the superhero wannanbe with Rainbow saying she would vote for him. Pinkie and Spike would also vote for him with the former being somewhat reluctant.
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Deathstroke
(*Cues: Inhospitable Island/Deathstroke - Arrow*)

(DP: HAHAHA TINY PIC!)

Wiz: In the history of the DC universe, there has never existed a more lethal tactician and soldier than Slade Joseph Wilson. After illegally joining the U.S. military at the age of 16, he fought in Korea for years where his skill earned the attention of an experimental serum program and the lovely Captain Adeline Kane.

“Wait a sec, that sounds familiar.” said Applejack with a raised Brow.

Boomstick: This is sounding suspiciously like the origin story of Captain America.

“Oh, right.” Applejack sid with a nod.

(the avenger).

Wiz: Slade actually gets the girl.

Boomstick: Oh never mind! But does he steal cars?

Wiz: Probably. Slade completely mastered every fighting style under Adeline's tutelage in record time.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: Apparently, this impressed her so much, they were married with a kid on the way in mere months.

“Awwww!” Most of the group gushed at the sight of a Slade and Adeline together.

Boomstick: Now that's my kind of woman! "Oh, you're a badass? No roses! No dates! Let's fight people, get married, and plow."

“And just like his marriage, Boomstick just ruined the moment….” said Rarity with a flat tone.

(*Cues: Arrow - Deathstroking / Creating an Army With a Needle*)

Boomstick: Feeling pretty fucking great about life. Slade volunteered for an experiment that would help him resist enemy truth serums. Everything went exactly as planned...

Panels of Deathstroke lashing out appear along with the sounds of screaming and shattering glass.

Boomstick: You'd think these guys would've learned by now.

“You'd really think they would huh?” asked Starlight said in agreement.

Background
Real Name: Slade Joseph Wilson
Height: 6'4"/1.93 m
Weight: 225 lbs/102 kg
Alternate Alias: The Terminator
Known for terrorizing a certain group of teenage superheroes
Will shoot children in the knee point blank using a shotgun
Has yet to be accurately portrayed outside of his comics

(*Cues: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Main Theme*)

Wiz: Wouldn't you know it, the injection did not have the effects they were looking for. But instead of ruining his life forever, the experiment accidentally transformed Slade into the deadliest assassin in the world. A Terminator if you will... which begs the question: what on Earth does the U.S. military think is in truth serums?

“Now THERE'S something I'd like to know…” Twilight mumbled.

Boomstick: Slade rose as a new man known to the world as Deathstroke.

A picture of Deathstroke is shown, but it has a top hat, monocle, mustache, and "LOL!" drawn on it by Deadpool to make fun of his opponent.

“Pfft! Okay, now that's kind of funny!” Rainbow giggled.

Wiz: Really?

Deadpool appears on screen.

Deadpool: Don't forget to like, fav, and subscribe! (as Curly from the Three Stooges) Whoop, whoo-oo, whoop!

Deadpool then runs off, causing the whole group to burst out laughing.

(*Cues: Deathstroke's Theme - Batman: Arkham Origins*)

Boomstick: Deathstroke is nearly superhuman. He can hit harder, run faster, react quick, and push himself longer than an Olympic athlete. Plus, he can use 90% of his brain, unlike the average 10%.

Wiz: Come on! If we really only used 10% of our brains, we'd be about as dumb as sheep!

Boomstick: You're a sheep!

“You’re an idiot.” Rarity deadpanned.

Wiz: What's important here is that Deathstroke's mind can process information nine times more efficiently than an ordinary man. He can think quicker, hear better, and see faster -- God dammit, that's not a real thing!

“What?! AGAIN! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!!” yelled Twilight as she Goes on a rant.

Boomstick: Ooh! We should put him and Captain America into a staring contest!

Wiz(Twilight): *groans* He also has a healing factor, which can repair any part of his body... even if his brain is blown to smithereens.

(the avenger)

Boomstick: Bringing him back from the dead.

Abilities
Enhanced mind
Blazingly fast reaction times
Nine times the normal processing speed
Enhanced body
Superior strength, speed, and durability
Adaptive healing factor
Mastery in boxing, jiujitsu, karate, ninjutsu, and sword fighting
Extensive knowledge of battle tactics

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: Unfortunately, life back home was rough for Slade. His abilities were put to the test when his son was kidnapped by a group of rival mercenaries. Despite a successful rescue, his son lost the ability to speak.

“Poor boy,” Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack said sadly.

Boomstick: So his ungrateful wife lashed out in rage and Slade was never the same.

Wiz: Literally.

A picture of Adeline pointing a gun at Deathstroke is shown before blacking out with a gunshot sound.

“Ouch,” everyone said, closing their eyes in shock before opening them again to see Slade wearing an eyepatch.

Boomstick: But he's one step closer to his secret dream of becoming a pirate. Question, Wizard: If he has a healing factor, how come he's still missing that eye?

Wiz: Well no one knows, Boomstick, but perhaps not even a healing factor can repair the deepest of emotional wounds.

“That doesn't make any sense!” Twilight snapped.

Boomstick: Oh that's bullshit!

Wiz: Despite his new lack of depth perception, Deathstroke remained as skilled as ever.

Boomstick: Partially thanks to his favorite gear. I'm talkin' dual machine guns, a sniper rifle, and a super bomb...

Wiz: Which is actually just a glorified flashbang grenade with trace bits of Kryptonite. Guess who that's for?

Deadpool shows up again.

Deadpool: The guy who fought Goku in one of the most biased fanboy videos ever!

Wiz: Shut up, Wade!

Deadpool: Okay, Ben!

Boomstick: This is just getting weird.

Spike groaned. “Tell me about it!”

Deadpool drops off-screen.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Boomstick: So back to the weapons. Deathstroke prefers his sweet Thundercat-style sword and laser-shooting energy lance. Also, he's got an awesome suit of armor, made up of Kevlar and Nth metal.

Wiz: Oh look! Yet another fictional alloy that's stronger and lighter than titanium!

“No need to get grouchy, Wiz.” lectured Twilight.

(the avenger)

Wiz:Also, he has armor composed of promethium.

Boomstick: Well my shirt is made up of "Boomstick-ium".

“Yeah, and my house is made of "Cloud-ium,” snarked Rainbow dash.

“My hat is made of "Apple-ium". Joked Applejack.

“*giggles* And my party cannon is made of "Party-ium"!” laughed Pinkie Pie.

Boomstick: See? I(RAP:We) can make up alloys too, writers.

Wiz(Twilight): Actually, Boomstick(Twilight: Rainbow, AJ, Pinkie), promethium is a real thing.

Boomstick/RAP: Oh, come on!

(by The avenger.)

Wiz: Though in real life, it's a chemical used in atomic batteries to power guided missiles and spacecrafts. But in comic book land, it's not that at all. It can absorb energy, is incredibly strong, and is self-regenerative.

Boomstick: Wait, so his suit has a healing factor too? So, does like his zipper try and close itself when he wants to take a leak? Because that's horrifying. I mean I remember when I got my junk stuck in the toaster...

“Too much information!” screech Rarity with burning cheeks. Nearly blowing everyone's eardrums out.

Weapons & Armor
Dual machine guns
Sniper rifle
Promethium sword
Energy lance
Fires a concussive laser blast
Super Bomb
A very expensive flash grenade designed to keep Superman at bay
Armor
Partially composed of Nth metal
Slightly enhances strength and speed

(*Cues: Teen Titans - Robin vs. Slade*)

Wiz: With his impressive skills and arsenal, Deathstroke has defeated dozens of ninjas at once, survived an exploding nuclear submarine, and took down most of the Justice League by himself.

Boomstick: He's also really good at push-ups.

Shows the footage of Deathstroke in his cell room doing some push-ups.

Wiz: Uh...how many push-ups can he do?

Boomstick: All of them.

“Why do I suddenly have the urge to work out?” Spike mumbled.

Wiz: Despite multiple members of the Justice League agreeing he's the best tactician on the planet, Deathstroke is known for violent outbursts of rage when in extreme pain. Depending on who he's fighting, this can make him even more dangerous.

“Though i doubt going berserk on somepony is a smart idea…” said Starlight.

“Tell that to one of the fighters you girls will be watching in the future.” said Wade as he yet again broke the 4th wall just to mess with our heroes.

(DP: can we really call a group of ponies watching tv heroes… wait did i just do a 4th-wall break inside a 4th-wall break!? That's like, 16 walls!)

(ME: damn it wade stop destroying my stories walls!)

(DP: HA! Like that'll ever happen Ju- Me: Don’t say my fucking name dumbass! DP: fine! Geez i’ll just go and troll some candy colored horses…)

Strength & Feats
Downed 38 men in under 2 minutes
Had his brains shot out, came back to life just hours later
Beat most of the Justice League
Decisively defeated Batman in a hand-to-hand fight
Agile enough to elude Superman
Can see at a subatomic level
Able to kick down a reinforced steel door with ease

Boomstick: "Deathstroke doesn't just solve problems. He terminates them."

Deathstroke: I am the thing that keeps you up at night. (picks up the downed Robin) The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.

“..... well i’m not sleeping tonight.” said Rainbow Dash.

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With that done, Twilight and Starlight both agreed that Deathstroke would get their votes. The others just sat back to watch the upcoming battle.
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Wiz: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick:It's time for a Death Battle!

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Death Battle

Scene starts at the set of traffic lights along with vehicles coming in different directions, the camera then cuts to the bus stop with the poster of Deathstroke with a $5,000,010 bounty, then pans next to the bounty poster of Deadpool's with a $5,000,000 bounty. The two mercenaries are observing the poster of the latter.

“Oh this is going to be stupid,” muttered Twilight.

“More like stupidly AWESOME!” laughed Rainbow Dash.

Deadpool: PFFT! What a rip! Seriously, what makes this chump worth 10 bucks more than me? C'mon! I'm me! *chuckles* What!? Am I right?

“Ya… sure.” joked Rarity while rolling her eyes.

Deathstroke: ...

"And it seems Mr. slade agrees,” joked Fluttershy with a giggle.

Deadpool: Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure.

“Ya sure?” said Applejack with a chuckle.

(Deadpool and Deathstroke realize they are next to each other and somersault backwards.)

(*Cues: Strongest Iron Arena- Tekken Tag Tournament 2*)

Deathstroke: It's your lucky day. (pulls out his machine guns) I can show you.

Deadpool: Oh, boy! A show? (pulls out his machine guns) Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love them to be tasty.

“Yum!” said Pinkie Pie likking her lips.

Instead of the announcer saying "FIGHT!", Deadpool says it directly at the viewers.

Both combatants shoot at each other with their Machine Gun deflecting each one of their bullets.

Deadpool: BANG! BANG! BANG! B-B-B-BANG.

“He’s not taking this seriously is he?” Twilight asked, her eye twitching.

“Nope,” Pinkie said, her eyes narrowing just slightly.

In slow motion at Deadpool's side comes 5 bullets, and came another from Deathstroke's side, bouncing off in opposite sides, then it switches to normal speed, where they keep on firing until both combatants run out of ammo.

“Well that defies all logic,” muttered Starlight.

Deadpool: Uh-Oh!

Deadpool drops his machine guns Deathstroke pulls out two ammo clips from his armor to reload, only to realize that Deadpool has disappeared, wondering where he has gone to. Deadpool teleports behind him and kicks him.

Deadpool: BAMF!

Deadpool beats Deathstroke while continuously teleporting, and Deathstroke drops his machine guns as well.

Deadpool: BAMF! Shoryuken! BAMF!

“Did he just steal Ryu’s move!?” asked Rainbow Dash,

“Eyup,” answered Applejack.

Deadpool leaps into the air in slow mo, poised to kick.

Deadpool: Check out this rad air!

Deathstroke gets kicked in the stomach, and lands on the ground, pulling out his energy lance. Deadpool lands on the ground.

Deadpool: A Donatello fan, huh? (takes out his twin katanas) I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself. Although, I think most people would pin me more as a Michelangelo, you know that's them labelling--

“I understood that reference!” said Twilight with a smile when Deadpool mentioned the ninja turtles.

( by SuperSonicHeroes )

Deathstroke hits him with his staff.

Deadpool: (distorted groan)I will not be labelled!

“Says every SJW ever,” muttered Pinkie Pie.

The combatants continue fighting.

Deadpool: No touchy-feely!

"but i like touchy feely!" whined Pinkie Pie.

They fight until Deadpool is knocked far back by Deathstroke's Bo staff, but recovers his landing. Deathstroke goes after Deadpool.

Deadpool: BAMF! *teleports* Let's do this!

Deadpool continues fighting Deathstroke, but Deathstroke gains the advantage, and he continually hits and beats up Deadpool.

Deadpool: (yelps) OW! OW! OH, MY KIDNEY!

“Who says that while getting the stuffing kicked out of them?” questioned Starlight on Deadpool’s odd behavior.

Deadpool escapes and teleports into the air.

Deadpool: Comin' at ya!

Deadpool attacks him in midair, but Deathstroke breaks his katanas with his staff. Deadpool teleports away to the side of a road, realizing his swords are broken, but Deathstroke chases him again.

Deadpool: I gotta say, It's kinda an honor to get the snot beaten out of me by you of all people. Bruises aside, of course.

“Ya keep talkin, that’s sure to help your situation,” snarked Applejack.

Deathstroke: Let's see what kind of mark this leaves on you.

Deathstroke shoots a laser out of his lance, piercing through Deadpool's stomach and knocking him onto the road and he gets hit by a oncoming truck.

“Hissss… ouch,” muttered the group after seeing that string of misfortune.

Deadpool: ACK! (his wound heals quickly from his regenerative healing factor) *talks to truck driver* Hey buddy! Don't let me slow you down!

“Welp that poor guys scared for life,” joked Spike though he did feel bad for the driver for seeing something like that.

Deadpool teleports on top of the truck.

Deadpool: Where is that son of a gun? I'm gonna show him what for, I swear---

Deadpool is shot straight through the head.

Deadpool(mostly everyone in the group): OOoooh, SHIT!

(*Cues: FF7: Advent Children - The Chase of Highway*)

Deathstroke is revealed to have his sniper rifle, and he reloads. Deadpool lands on windshield again.

Deadpool: *talks to the truck driver again* Look at me, LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!

“Shouldn’t it be the opposite?” Applejack asked confused.

“Who cares, it’s just getting good,” Rainbow said excitedly.

Deadpool teleports on top of truck again. Deathstroke shoots and misses Deadpool while he keeps teleporting closer, even moving to the other side of the bridge at one point.

Deadpool: MISSED ME! *Makes Zoidberg sounds*(Teleporting with each syllable until he's behind Deathstroke) I! HATE! YOUR! DUMBFACE!

Deathstroke punches Deadpool.

Deadpool: OH, MY KIDNEY!

“But he hit you in the face Mr. Deadpool,” corrected Fluttershy.

Deadpool is repeatedly punched and kicked until he goes down, Deathstroke then pulls out his sword.

Deadpool: Oh! Is it swordfight time? Good thing I carry spares!

Deadpool and Deathstroke continue fighting.

Deadpool parries Deathstroke.

Deadpool: Guess it's cutting time!

Deadpool continuously slashes Deathstroke, but his armor and healing factor leave him unscathed. Deathstroke gains the upper hand, shoots Deadpool in the face several times with his pistol, and breaks Deadpool's spare katanas.

Deathstroke: If you spent half as much time concentrating as you do talking, perhaps you would be less predictable.

Deadpool: OH YOU'RE KIDDING ME! I'M PREDICTABLE!?

“Oh no! He's triggered!” screamed Pinkie Pie in fright.

(the avenger.)

Deadpool reaches and pulls out a boombox, hits play and it plays Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool's Theme. Deadpool somehow changed his clothes in a split second from his signature red and black jumpsuit to sweats with chains and a DEADPOOL headband.

“What…” muttered Twilight.

“The…” continued Starlight in a similar State of confusion.

“Fuck!?” finished and scream Rarity as everyone (minus Pinkie) tried to process how did he just do that.

Deadpool: Don't worry girls! I'm just getting warmed up!

“Did he just change the dialogue of the show just to mention us!?” screamed Twilight, her brain nearly giving out because of the strain it was going through trying to understand what was going on.

(by the Avenger. Also please don’t get angry if i slightly change more of Deadpool's lines to fit a joke or two.)

As he starts dancing around, a special effects surrounds him making it more flashy and people are cheering from the foreground.

Deathstroke: *groan*

“Ok this is just getting ridiculous,” sighed Twilight.

“But again still so awesome!” cheered Rainbow dash as she bobbed her head to the song.

Deadpool still breakdances while dodging all of Deathstroke's attacks and hitting him with break dance moves.

“He’s styling all over his balls!” screamed Pinkie Pie.

“What balls?” asked an innocent Fluttershy.

Deadpool: *sings* Splick splick, Dynamite! (moonwalks) He's coming for me, Watch the fight!

As Deadpool keeps on dancing, an annoyed Deathstroke shoots the bus' tires with his pistol, causing it to skid and cause hundreds of car crashes.

Both combatants stagger.

“Oh dear that can’t be good…” whispered Fluttershy.

(*Cues: FF7: Advent Children - The Chase of Highway again*)

Deadpool teleports just as a car flies towards both him and Deathstroke while Deathstroke dodges it

Vans and cars kept crashing. Deadpool, who now is back in his old clothes and had dual pistols, and Deathstroke both leap off two different vehicles towards each other.

The truck tips over while the combatants fight in mid-air and then land on the side of the school bus, still in midair. They continue to fight, evenly matched, until Deadpool holds a gun to Deathstroke's head, which ends in Deathstroke wildly slashing Deadpool.

“Oh that’s gotta hurt,” hissed out Rarity.

Deadpool: OW!OW!OW!MY OTHER LUNG!OW!OW!OW! (Gets impaled through the chest) MY SPLEEN! (Gets shot in the back of the head and sent flying) MY LEG! (Hits a car) OH! IT'S CRAMPING!

“WHY IS YOUR LEG CRAMPING A MORE PRESSING MATTER!?” screamed Twilight, finally losing her cool with the the red merc.

Deathstroke cuts the car in half causing an explosion. He then realizes his sword is missing after the explosion. Deadpool teleports in front of Deathstroke and stabs him with his own sword.

“......how?” asked Starlight. Wondering how did the merc with the mouth get the sword without Deathstroke noticing.

Deadpool: Pop-Pop, waton Deathstroke... (Truck towards into Deadpool) God Dammit! (Gets hit) OH MY THIRD LUNG!

“Huh well what do you know? A flaming semi truck,” mussed Twilight with a small hint of mirth in her voice.

Truck explodes, and extreme effects like a Michael Bay's film. An unconscious Deathstroke is seen, as is Deadpool, who is unfazed by the damage, and he gets up revealing that he's missing an arm.

“It still gets to me that he can just shrug that kind of damage off like nothing,” said Applejack.

Rainbow Dash just rolled her eye’s trying to she wasn't impressed (DP: she was.) “oh please! It’s not that impressive heck if i was in that situation i would-!”

“Be laying on the ground dying.” Interrupted Fluttershy of all ponies, and saying it with a dry tone to bute! Much to the shock of her friends.

“... oh damn!” yelled Pinkie Pie.

Deadpool: Well, that escalated quickly. You might want to lay low for a couple of days... you are, pretty much responsible for a mass murder.

Deadpool puts his limb back on while Deathstroke, who is missing his mask, gained consciousness with his own sword in his chest.

Deathstroke: *woozy groan*

Deadpool: *laughs* (mocking) It's a Deathstroke kabob! *laughs*

While he was pointing at Deathstroke mockingly, he just realized that he put in his leg on the upper arm and his arm attached to the thigh by mistake.

“EW.” said Rarity in disgust.

“Pfft! Now thats funny,” laughed Rainbow Dash.

Deadpool: Whoops! Hang on, give me a sec. Oh this is going to hurt! (groaning)

Deadpool attaches his limbs in the correct places while Deathstroke pulls his sword out of his chest, then struggles to get up.

Deathstroke: *pained groan*

Deadpool: Whoa, hold on! You heal fast too? I got something special for that!

(*Cues: Sword Art Online - Swordland Theme*)

As Deathstroke finally gets on his feet, Deadpool pulls out his last sword.

Deadpool: Carbonadium Sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema!

“It truly was,” agreed Pinkie Pie with a nod.

The combatants fight once more, once again evenly matched. While their swords are locked Deadpool points his pistol at Deathstroke's face.

Deadpool: (to the fourth wall warning for a graphic scene) All the children in the audience (that includes you, flame breath), cover your eyes!

“Why should- HEY!!” yelled Spike as Twilight covered his eye’s.

“Thank you, Twibright.” thanked Deadpool.

“It’s Twilight!” screamed a annoyed Twilight.

“Pfft that’s such a dumb name… anyway back to the show.” said Deadpool

Deadpool shoots through his own wrist and nails Deathstroke in his good eye. Deathstroke staggers while swinging his sword wildly.

Deadpool teleports behind Deathstroke and cuts him, and Deathstroke falls.

(*Screen blacks out*)

Deathstroke: (deep voice) And the moral of the story is…

“What the-” muttered most of the group because they were sure Deadpool was the one who won this battle.

Deadpool reveals himself puppeteering Deathstroke's head.

“OH SICK!” screamed Rainbow Dash while everyone else was turning green from seeing Deadpool using Slade’s head as a toy.

Deadpool: (normal voice) *gasps* Deadpool wins! YAY!

Explosions are heard, while Deadpool sings Macarena while replacing two lines.

Deadpool (replacing lines): This is totally racist. HEYYY CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA! (Chomping Noise)

Announcer: K.O!

While Deadpool is driving a sweet ride, on that hood, it has Deathstroke's dismembered head as a hood ornament.

“Well so much for respecting the dead,” muttered Starlight with a flat look.

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Results
(*Cues: CJuicy - Macarena (Moombathon Remix)*)

Deadpool appears on-screen.

Deadpool: (faking) Oh! Oh, YouTube comments. Oh, I see you rolling. Oh, you're hating. Oh, it wounds me so... (unfazed) it doesn't at all. Explain how I beat this asshole.

“Wow he’s even a smartass with the audience,” said Applejack said with a flat look.

Wiz: Don't tell me how to do my job. *clears throat* This was a surprisingly even match. Though Deathstroke was the superior fighter of the two and had the better armor, Deadpool could take all his punishment and give just as much.

“True,” everyone agreed.

Boomstick: Deathstroke's smart, so normally he would have no problem predicting his opponent's moves, but Deadpool is so unpredictable, not even Taskmaster, or sometimes even himself for that matter, can keep up with whatever he's doing.

“There was just no possible way to plan ahead for him,” Twilight summarized.

Wiz: Unfortunately for Deathstroke, he didn't have the means to put Deadpool down for good. And while Deathstroke's healing factor was perfect for repairing damage, Deadpool's trumped his by being capable of replacing entire organs at a much faster rate. Sometimes the original isn't always the best.

Boomstick: Deadpool is just a cut above the rest.

Wiz: The winner is...

Deadpool pops in victoriously to finish the last sentence.

Deadpool: Spider-Man! I mean Deadpool! Shit!

Everyone laughed at this and a few even fell off the couch laughing.

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No trailer for this one.

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Before the ponies and dragon could move, the world froze and turned to gray as Deadpool walked into the scene as he held a clipboard in his hands. Turning to the viewers, he said, “I’m just gonna make this quick. So after the battle, all the girls and dragon boy cheered as they got cool things from the box. Naturally they were of yours truly so that’s bound to make anyone happy.”

He flips a page over and says, They talk about the results, the awesome fight and how awesome I am. Thanks Skittle pony. Now onto the Ending scene hit it!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ later that night, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was nighttime as Twilight tried to get some rest but it proved to be difficult. The craziness and insanity that was called Deadpool was making her toss and turn in her bed as she tried to calm down.

“Twibright,” a voice said slowly.

The princess of friendship didn’t want to listen to anything. She just wanted to forget about the illogical superhero and sleep.

“Twibright,” the voice said slightly louder.

“What?” Twilight said sleepily as she opened her eyes. She thought it was Starlight asking for something or Spike telling her she got a letter from the princess. What she wasn’t expecting was a familiar red and black suited hero to be laying beside her merely a foot away from her.

“Hiiii,” Deadpool said, waving to the princess happily.

That night, Ponyville found out that Twilight could use the Canterlot voice to wake up all the residents and break all the windows at the same time.

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