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The mane six watches death battle.

by Deadmanx513

Chapter 36: Batman VS Captain America

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Batman VS Captain America

It was a new day, what with the ponies and dragon sitting in the room. They waited patiently for Twilight to start the episode as they tried to hold back their excitement but who could blame them. They were about to see the dark knight fight in another death battle.

“Alright girls. Are you ready for the next episode?” Twilight asked her friends.

“You bet, Twilight,” Rainbow said with glee. “I want to see if batman can win this time.”

“We’ll have to see who his opponent is. He looks like more of a defensive fella,” Applejack said, taking a bite out of an apple.

“Well what’re we waiting for? Let’s start it,” Pinkie said as the others nodded their heads in agreement.

Twilight was just about to start when a knock came from the front door. She looked at all her her friends and did a mental headcount. It turned out that all her friends were there.

“Did any of you invite anypony?” Twilight asked, getting shakes of the head as an answer. “I'll be right back,” she said, walking towards the door and opened it. She was surprised to see her older brother, Shining Armor, and her fellow princess, Luna, at the door with saddlebags.

“Hey Twily,” Shining said, shocking the purple alicorn.

“Shining? Luna? What're you two doing here?” Twilight asked as she gave Shining a hug. Once she let go of her brother, Twilight then let the two inside.

“We came to see another of these Death Battles, young Twilight. We were interested in this Dark Knight character,” Luna said in an authorized tone.

“Wait, how did you know about the episode Luna. We didn’t tell anypony about it,” Twilight said, sounding confused.

“We saw you and your friend’s dreams from the previous night. When peering into the dreams, i saw memories and grew interested with this coming battle,” Luna said dramatically.

“Makes sense,” Twilight said, turning to her brother. Behind her back, Luna let out a sigh since she was able to tell a little white lie. “What about you, Shining?” Twilight asked her brother.

“I was just delivering a few files to Celestia. I got there a bit too early and decided to swing by. It was just pure luck that Luna saw me and suggested we travel together,” Shining said as they entered the viewing room. “Hey girls and Spike.”

“Hey Shining,” the girls and Spike said at the same time.

“Greetings,” Luna said loudly.

“Hey Princess Luna,” everyone said to the lunar princess.

Twilight sat down as her guests took their own seats. Looking around, Twilight asked, “Now are you all ready for this episode?”

Everyone nodded as Twilight pressed play, starting the episode.

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Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved the peak of human capability, All in the name of Justice... and sometimes Vengeance.

“Hmmm i wonder if i should go back to practicing my karate?” wondered Rainbow Dash. Feeling that she was getting rusty and that it could come in handy if she and her friends got into another scuffle with some bad guys.

Boomstick: Batman, The Dark Knight.

“WOOO!” cheered the main group much to Shining’s amusement, and no one notice Luna sporting a small blush as she stared at the caped crusader.

Wiz: And Captain America, The Sentinel of Liberty.

Shining Armor had a small smile when he saw the american hero, “I’m gonna like this guy.”

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Batman
(*Cues: Batman Begins - Molossus*)

Wiz: Throughout the underworld of Gotham City, one name strikes fear in the cold, black hearts of even the most hardened Criminals. The Batman.

Boomstick: But becoming a six-foot flying Rat of Vengeance comes at a cost, for 8 year old Bruce Wayne, it was helplessly watching as his parents were gunned down in front of him on the way back from the Theatre.

The group bowed their heads as they gave a small moment of silence for the hero’s parents.

Boomstick: That poor kid... that Opera really must have scarred him.

“THAT IS NOT SOMETHING TO JEST ABOUT BOOMSTICK!” yelled an enraged Luna causing the rest of the group to nearly lose their hearing.

Background
Age: 41
Height: 6'2' / 1.9 meters
Weight: 210 lbs / 95.3 kg
Secret Identity: Bruce Wayne
Net Worth: $6.9 billion
Perfected every martial art known to man
Has had 23 girlfriends. Kissed at least 60 women. (luna frowned at that one.)

Wiz: Bruce's Genius Level Intellect and Physical Prowess allowed him to pick up a vast array of skills on his global journey to become The Dark Knight, He became an expert in the art of Disguise and a master of every fighting style known to man, He's perfected Escape Artistry, Sword Fighting, Detective Skills, Stealth, Has a photographic memory, Earned 12 Masters Degrees, An expert marksman and is vastly knowledgeable in Pressure Points.

“It still never ceases to amaze me that a normal man can be so strong,” said Twilight in awe. While it amazed her how far humans have gone without magic it’s people like batman who have her respect them just as much as she respects Celestia.

Boomstick: And we're positive he's not Superhuman.

“Tell me about it,” muttered Starlight, still having a hard time someone without magic could be so strong.

Wiz: Officially no he's not, but he has learned to appear so in the minds of his opponents.

“haza!! That's the way to do it!” cheered Luna. “make your opponent think you're invincible and they will truly fear you!”

“She seems to speak from experience,” joked Fluttershy quietly. Getting a few laughs from the rest of the group even the Doomguy doll had it’s arms up in approval of her joke.

(*Cues: Main Title - Batman: The Animated Series*)

Wiz: Having been trained by The League of Assassins, Batman's greatest weapon is Fear.

This caused Luna to go into a bout of laughter as she thought on her early days as a princess, scaring any would be conqueror by just glaring at them.

“Annnnd we lost her,” muttered Rainbow Dash as she stared at the night princess from a safe distance.

Boomstick: All it takes is a glimpse of that pointy-eared Shadow and criminals start shaking in their boots, He can disappear and reappear in an instant thanks to his mastery of Stealth and the high-tech gadgets he keeps in his Utility Belt, like his Batclaw Grappling Hook (Spike:GRAPPLING HOOK!), Smoke Pellets, Tons of different Batarangs and... Shock Gloves.

Utility Belt
Batclaw
Smoke Pellets
Various Batarangs
Explosive Gel
Disruptor
Shock Gloves
Cryptographic Sequencer
Forensic Analysis Kit
First Aid Kit

Wiz: Hey, Don't underestimate the Shock Gloves, they release a charge powerful enough to penetrate Kevlar, and even stop the heart of one of Batman's most powerful enemies, Bane.

“Batty takes his joy buzzers real seriously,” Pinkie Pie said, impressed by the shock gloves.

Boomstick: But then he restarted it because he's nice like that, Bane later said "Thank You" the only way he knew how.

(Shows the picture of Bane breaking Batman's back)

“YIKES!” Starlight shouted as everyone winced at the sight. “That's gotta hurt!”

“My back hurts just watching that!” Rainbow added as Fluttershy hugged her for support.

“THOU UNGRATEFUL WHELP!!” Luna snapped in rage, her Royal Canterlot Voice echoing throughout the castle. “HE SAVES YOUR LIFE AND YOU REPAY HIM BY BREAKING HIS BACK?! HIS MERCY IS WASTED ON YOU!!”

Boomstick: I'm surprised Batty didn't pull something out of the Utility Belt to stop that one, considering it seems to contain anything Batman could ever need, even Shark Repellent.

 

“.... what?” asked Twilight and Shining as the two siblings tried to process what they just heard.

Wiz: Actually, that's a common misconception, the Shark Repellent was stored in the helicopter that Robin was flying, NOT Batman's Utility Belt.

Boomstick (and Rainbow): Oh yeah, because that makes it SOOO much less ridiculous.

Wiz: Batman also carries Explosive Gel. A cluster of this substance can be sprayed onto nearly any surface and remotely detonate, perfect for distractions.

Boomstick: Or you know... BLOWING SHIT UP! Tempered Criminals, if you know Batman's after you, Avoid anything shaped like a Bat.

“No duh,” muttered Spike.

The scene changed to show a man walking into a dark room.

Man 1: Somebody in here?

He then spotted Batman standing in the room…. who stared at the man with a stoic scowl.

The man stared at him for a few seconds…. and then left the room while closing the door just as his partner caught up with him.

Man 2: Something wrong?

Man 1: ….Nnnnope.

“Smart move.” Rainbow smirked as everyone chuckled.

(*Cues: The Dark Knight Triumphant/ End titles - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns*)

Wiz: Bruce chose the guise of a Bat to project his own fear of the flying mammal onto his enemies. However, that is not the Batsuit's only purpose.

Boomstick: Thanks to some Military-Grade Armor he stole from his own company with Morgan Freeman's permission, The Batsuit is almost completely Bulletproof, Knifeproof, Electricityproof, Punchproof, Dogproof and Theftproof.

“That suit still impresses me to no end,” said Rarity as she imagine designing a suit that was both fabulous and functional.

Batsuit
Repurposed Nomex survival suit
Almost totally bulletproof
Flame and shock resistant
Cape doubles as a glider
Cowl's para-aramid fibers lessen impacts to the head
Gauntlets armed with blades
Conceals both heartbeat and heat signature
Night Vision/Infra-red Lens
Triangulation Imaging System

Wiz: Inside Batman's Cowl is an array of High-Tech Gear commonly used for listening to Police Scanners and Communicating with Allies, but in combat, Batman finds more use in it's Night, Infrared and Ultraviolet Vision, also it's built in Triangulation Imaging System, which hacks into the world's cellphones and creates a Digital 3D Map.

“That kinda feels like an invasion of privacy...” Shining said,

Boomstick: You mean he can see EVERYTHING I do, just because I have a phone?

Wiz: More or Less.

Boomstick: Ask him where I left my keys…

Everyone burst out laughing at that.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: Aside from Mass Invasion of Privacy, Batman's resume includes such accomplishments as dodging Darkseid's virtually unavoidable Omega Beams.

“HE DODGED THE OMEGA BEAMS?!” screamed Pinkie Pie.

Feats
Avoided unavoidable Omega Beams
Survived outer space for 24 seconds
Bench press: 1,000 lbs
Leg press: 2,500 lbs
Can throw a batarang 100 mph
Swapped a poison drink faster than the literal blink of an eye
Broke into Area 51... and Area 52

Wiz: Withstanding the Vacuum of Space for 24 seconds and breaking free from a coffin, buried 6 feet underground, in a straitjacket after being deprived of sleep for days all while having a cocktail of unknown drugs in his system along with The Joker's latest Venom Toxin.

Everyone had the jaws wide open at the crazy achievement for the dark knight. It seemed either impossible or even like the most bullshit thing they ever heard.

Boomstick: WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE WE POSITIVE THAT WE'RE POSITIVE HE'S NOT SUPERHUMAN?!

“I KNOW RIGHT!?” yelled Rainbow Dash.

Wiz: Given his line of work, I wouldn't be surprised if he stumbled into a room filled with Gamma Rays or something like that... But underneath the Batsuit he is affected by knives and bullets the same as any other mortal man, even though he usually comes out victorious, his self confidence occasionally put him in life threatening situations he can't escape without help.

Boomstick: Like Bane's "Thank You Spine Durability Test"

“Dick.” Spike mumbled.

Wiz: But the Caped Crusader has consistently found a way to survive even the most life threatening situations.

Boomstick: And Bats has no problem continuously going toe-to-toe with evil in the name of Justice... Vengeance.

Batman: From this moment on, none of you are safe...

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Again Batman had impressed everyone, especially a certain Princess of the Night who found herself even more entranced by the caped avenger.

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Captain America
(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger - Captain America*)

Wiz: Born to poor Irish immigrants in Manhattan on July 4th, 1920, Steve Rogers grew up with little money, few friends...

Boomstick: And even fewer Muscles, Good God is that Steve Rogers or Jack Skellington?! Somebody get that kid a sandwich!

“Sweet Celestia he's skinny,” Rarity said in shock. While she's all for being thin and in shape, there's a point where the fashionista won’t deny herself food.

“He needs a sandwich, salad and anything else he can eat,” Fluttershy said, horrified at such a person looking like that.

Background
Before transformation
Height: 5'4" / 1.6 m
Weight: 95 lbs / 43.1 kg
After transformation
Height: 6'2" / 1.9 m
Weight: 220 lbs / 99.8 kg
Both parents died early in his life
Won the gold medal in an art contest as a teenager
Was once mutated into "Spider-King"
Secretly a habitual car thief

Wiz: But his sheer willpower, selflessness and desire for justice stood out, As those around him left to serve in the Second World War, Rogers was desperate to fight for his country, but due to his lacking physique and health problems, he was turned away from every single Military Organization multiple times.

The group gave the young Rogers a sad look while Twilight said. “It’s sad to see someone with such devotion to protect his country get turned away like that.”

Shining gave a sad nod in agreement. “It kills me to turn away young recruits who want to protect equestria because of the reasons Steve’s military did.”

Boomstick: Meanwhile Hitler was creating a new group of Super Nazis with Lasers, called HYDRA.

(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger - Training the Supersoldier*)

The screen changed to show the symbol of Hydra: A skull with octopus tentacles.

“Wow, subtle.” Shining remarked sarcastically. “I’m not sure, but I think they might be evil, I’m like… 65% sure they’re evil...”

Wiz: Desperate to combat this new threat, Uncle Sam began the top secret "Project Rebirth", it looked like Rogers would finally get his chance to be the hero after all, provided he survived an untested, unstable, unprecedented experience.

“That’s… REALLY shady,” muttered Rainbow Dash.

Boomstick: After an injection of some mystery juice and tanning in Vita-Rays, Rogers lived! And as a plus became a Nazi Annihilating, Terrorist Thrashing symbol of freedom.... Captain America! '

(Gunfire sounds as a Bald Eagle flies by while Confetti and Fireworks go off)

Boomstick:MERICA!

This shocked the group but ponies like Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie started to cheer at the spectacle.

“Wow… that was random,” said Luna in surprise.

(*Cues: Captain America's Theme - Marvel vs. Capcom 3*)

Wiz: The Super Soldier Serum pushed Steve's body to the absolute limit of human physical and mental potential.

Boomstick: A homeless guy sold me a Super Serum once, I woke up in Denny's a week later without my wallet…

"You idiot…" Rarity and Starlight muttered.

Wiz: With his new body, Rogers can bench press 1100 lbs and run a mile in 73 seconds, by comparison, the bench press world record without the aid of a bench shirt is Eric Spoto's 722 lbs and the fastest mile run belongs to Hicham Guerouj of Morocco of 3 minutes 43 seconds, that makes Rogers nearly twice as strong and over three times as fast as the most physically fit human beings in the world.

“Damn,” Rainbow and Applejack said, clearly impressed by Steve’s new physic.

Abilities
Adept in all fighting styles
Master tactician
Multi-lingual
Proficient in all weapons, though he typically only uses his shield
Expert acrobat
Capable of chi manipulation
Can resist all forms of mind control
Proficient in driving all kinds of vehicles
Bench Presses 1100ibs
Runs a mile in 73 seconds

Boomstick: He can even dodge gunfire at point-blank range, by in his own words "Seeing Faster".

Twilight and Rainbow glared. “THAT. MAKES. NO. SENSE.”

Wiz: Which is the absolutely stupidest way of saying that his brain can process images faster than a normal human.

“THANK YOU,” Twilight and Rainbow said loudly.

Boomstick: Putting his new abilities to good use, he's adept in every single form of hand-to-hand combat known to man, That's right! I bet you didn't know that Captain America was a Ninja.

Iron Fist: Jujitsu, Kung-Fu, Krav Maga?

Captain America: All of the above.

“Now that's mighty impressive…” Applejack smirked.

Wiz: Despite his incredible physical potential, The military initially decided Super Steve was best suited as....

(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger - The Star Spangled Man*)

Wiz: The US Army Poster Boy.

Shining scowled. “That's just insulting…”

“Yeah, don’t use your super soldier. Make him an icon. That’s how you do it, you morons,” Rainbow said sarcastically, waving her hoof dismissively.

Boomstick: That suit looks like it was ripped from a Patriotic Circus.

Wiz: It was...

Boomstick: Really? Well at least he upgraded to suits not made for a circus later on.

Wiz: No they were too.

"What?" said everyone with a flat tone.

Boomstick: What kind of circus would make a costume with Kevlar, Nomex and Lightweight Titanium that's resistant to Water, Fire and Electric Shocks?

Wiz: Some call it World War II.

Boomstick: Oh... I get it.

(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger - Captain America March*)

Wiz: But the most iconic aspect of Cap's attire is his famed Shield, composed of Proto-Adamantium and a mysterious metal from Space called Vibranium, this one of a kind Shield was presented to him personally by none other than the 32nd President of the United States, Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

“Wow that must be like the time Princess Celestia presented me my Capten armor,” said Shining with a look of respect for the american hero.

Boomstick: And like a badass, Cap doesn't just use his shield for defending himself, he hurls that Motherfucker at just about anything that moves!

“Perfect shot,” Pinkie said, holding a card with a number ten on it.

Wiz: The combination of the two metals allows the shield to absorb and reflect practically all kinetic energy and thus ricochet off multiple targets with only minor loss in velocity, Captain America utilizes this in combination with his Super Soldier mind to predict and calculate the shield's trajectory so that it always ends up back in hand no matter how many targets it has struck.

“I need a shield like that!” Shining smiled.

“Don't you already have Link’s shield?”

“Yup and it's right here,” Shining said, levitating said shield out of his saddlebag. “Never leaving home without it.”

Cap's Shield
2.5 feet in diameter, weighs 12 lbs
An unrepeatable combination of Proto-Adamantium and Vibranium
Its Proto-Adamantium is even stronger than regular adamantium
Absorbs the full blow of any impact
Conducts neither electricity nor heat
Highly aerodynamic
Can only be damaged by tampering with its molecular bonding

Boomstick: Cap's Shield can reflect anything from bullets to lasers, decapitate vampires and stop a blow from Thor's Hammer, and if you recall, Mjolnir doesn't fuck around, this giant Frisbee of freedom is so cool, even Superman wants one!

“That’s one powerful shield,” Applejack said, clearly Impressed. It was even more impressive to see the shield match the thunder god’s hammer strike.

“I know,” Twilight said, wondering if it could block Tirek’s blasts or not.

(Peggy Carter shoots bullets at Cap's Shield)

Peggy Carter: Yes, I think it works.

(*Cues: Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Lemurian Star*)

Wiz: But it's not unstoppable, it's been damaged and even destroyed its fair share of times over the years, but only by Cosmic or Reality warping powers.

Boomstick: Luckily Mr. America doesn't rely only on his shield.

Wiz: He's boxed Thor to a standstill, was deemed worthy to wield Mjolnir and has even managed to incapacitate The Hulk with his knowledge of Pressure Points.

(Shows three pictures of Hulk being overwhelmed by Cap)

Boomstick: WAIT, GO BACK TO THAT SECOND ONE! DID THIS GUY JUST KICK THE HULK IN THE DICK?!?!

“Pffftttttt,” Spike, Rainbow and Pinkie said while holding their mouths. The others were shocked and amazed that Steve was willing to kick the crotch of a green giant that looked like a mountain of muscles.

Boomstick: YOU GOT TO BE A REAL MAN TO GIVE THE GREEN GOLIATH A NUT CHECK, I MEAN THAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO PISS OFF A DUDE AND WHO DON'T WE LIKE WHEN THEY'RE ANGRY?!

“That might be a death sentence,” Applejack said quietly, the others agreeing with her besides Spike, Rainbow and Pinkie. The last three were laughing so hard that they fell off the couch and onto the floor.

Boomstick: Balls of steel right there, great big eagle-shaped freedom balls of steel.

“Do you really need to talk about his testacles like that,” muttered Rarity with flaming red cheeks.

(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger - Invader's Montage*)

Wiz: And to top everything off, not many Superheroes can claim to have defeated the fearsome foursome of Crack, Weed, Ice and Ms. Fix, The literal personifications of actual Street Drugs.

Feats
Survived being frozen in ice for 70 years
Can run almost 50 mph / 80.5 kph
Caught a torpedo with his bare hands
Threw The Hulk off his feet
Jumps 20-30 feet high
Drops from airplanes at cruising altitude into water without a parachute no problem

Boomstick: So you're telling me he's preaching an anti-drug message, knowing that drugs are the entire reason he became awesome?!

Wiz: I guess we can add "Hypocrite" to his list of aliases.

“I can think of another superhero who holds that title…” Rainbow scoffed, giving the rest of her friends a knowing glare.

Applejack scowled. “Now how in the hay-”

“Remember, a real hero doesn't brag…. unless she wants to gloat about herself behind her friend’s back or show up at her own PARADE.” She fired back. All of her friends, except Starlight and Luna, quickly went quiet, most either looking away or had the decency to feel embarrassed.

Wiz: Despite being a physically perfect human, Captain America more or less has the same weaknesses as any other man, his patriotic uniform can only protect him so much from stabbing weapons.

Boomstick: And sniper bullets, God knows he gets killed pretty good by those. AHHH WEAPONS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! HOW DID YOU.... KNOW....

“Dude… not cool,” muttered Spike.

(*Cues: Captain America: The First Avenger - Triumphant Return*)

Wiz: Even in the face of Death, Captain America always stands for what the United States needs.

Boomstick: AND SOMETIMES THAT'S SERVING HITLER AN AMERICAN SIZED KNUCKLE SANDWICH!

“Yeah!” cheered the two sibling of the group as they saw captain America as a awesome role model.

Man: Who are you supposed to be?

Captain America: I'm *pant* Captain America.

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Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

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The group admired captain america for his strength and sense of justice.

“He’s a true solder.” Shining stated with full respect.

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Death Battle

An alleyway is shown, and we see Captain America drop from the top of a building. The camera turns into the shadowy parts of the alley, and we see two blank eyes. These eyes belong to Batman.

“The soldier vs the vigilante…” muttered Rainbow Dash as she leaned further in her seat.

“GO BRUCE!” yelled luna with her royal canterlot Voice.

“Show him what a soldier can do, Steve,” Shining said.

(*Cues: Batman: Arkham Origins - Assassins*)

Batman approaches the good Captain slowly, and takes a combat stance. Cap responds, and does the same.

FIGHT!

As soon as those words are shouted out, Captain America instantly throws his shield at Batman, which hits and ricochets, allowing Cap to sprint and grab the shield.

“The first hit,” Shining cheered, causing Luna to frown.

Cap starts pummeling Batman with punches and kicks (due to his knowledge of pressure points and his study of different martial arts), but Batman starts avoiding the attacks, and counters with a kick.

“Batman’s starting to show the difference in skill and power,” Twilight said, on the edge of her seat like the others.

“Yes and those skills will be him victory,” Luna said with her own cheer.

Batman throws some Batarangs, but said weapons are deflected, and Cap throws his shield again. Batman dodges it and shoots his grappling hook from his grapple gun in an attempt to pull Cap towards him. But Cap catches the grappling hook with his hand and his shield bounces of a wall hitting Batman in the back of his head.

“Poor poor Batty, the Cappy is really giving him a beating cause he can see faster,” Pinkie said innocently.

Twilight looks at her friend, scowling, and said, “Oh don’t you start with that bullshit.”

“Language,” Shining said, not taking his eyes off the screen.

Cap yanks the cord, and races to get his shield. As he retrieves the shield, Batman is flying towards him (Due to the grappling hook), and rams the shield into Batman's chest,knocking him into a wall.

“Ohhhh,” Luna said, wincing from Batman’s pain. She felt then felt somepony pat her back as she saw it was Rainbow Dash.

“It’s not easy seeing your crush get hurt,” Rainbow said quietly. Luna didn’t say anything but continued to watch the fight.

Batman activates the shock gloves, which are useless against the shield. Cap pushes Bats back, only for Bats to spread Smoke Bombs along the floor.

“Yes! Use stealth to catch him off guard!” Luna said, feeling her confidence rise.

Captain America: Let's finish this. Hyper...!

This is followed by the smoke screens going off, with the rim of the shield in the wall, Batman seemingly gone. Then, more smoke bombs are detonated. Cap looks around confused until a Batarang flies by his head. Cap throws his shield in the distance, and waits for a second.

The group leans in, waiting for what happens next. The suspense was almost killing them.

Nothing happens, until he gets his shield back, covered in explosive gel. The ensuing explosion makes Captain America stumble, and become woozy. Batman leaps in, and uses his knowledge of pressure points to keep Cap at bay.

“YEAAAAHHHH!!” cheered the night princess in full volume, causing nearly every window to crack.

As soon as Captain America collapses, Batman grabs the Shield, and walks behind Cap.

“Oh this is going to be bad…” muttered Fluttershy as she hid behind her Doomguy Plushiel.

(*Cues: Batman Begins - Train Fight*)

Before Cap can regain his senses, Batman knocks Cap into the sky, and uses his grappling hook to grab Cap by the neck. Cap is jerked down, and the hook wraps around a lamp post, breaking the Star Spangled Hero's neck instantly as he hangs above the street.

“OOohhhhh,” Everyone winced at the snapping sound.

KO!

Batman throws Cap's shield at the hanging Captain America, slicing off the bottom half of his body and after that throwing a smoke pellet into the ground disappearing into the night of the city that he was fighting The First Avenger.

“That’s just adding salt to the wounds,” Starlight said.

“YESSSSS!! YEEESSS!!! I KNEW THE DARK KNIGHT WOULD WIN!!” Luna yelled as she waved her hooves in the air and started to dance on her tippy hooves like a certain white dog.

Results
(*Cues: Batman Arkham City - Main Theme*)

Boomstick: I pledge allegiance to the Cap, hanging miserably from the Lightpost.

“DAMMIT BOOMSTICK!” Shining groaned.

Wiz: Captain America did have the endurance and power advantage, and Batman himself has admitted he COULD lose a hand-to-hand match against him, but there's a big different between COULD and WOULD.

“Ya! I COULD take on a army of monsters, but doesn’t mean i’m going to try,” said Rainbow dash with a deadpan look.

“I COULD eat EVERY cake in ponyville but i won’t even try something THAT crazy,” said Pinkie Pie, knowing even she couldn't pull something like that off without something bad happening.

Boomstick: I COULD survive a fall out of an airplane, but I WOULDN'T bet on it, unless you're doing it Wiz, you should totally try it, 5 bucks if you make it.

While most of the group laughed at boomsticks joke or in luna’s case, still doing a dance of victory.
The only not doing those things was Rarity who could do nothing roll her eyes at Boomstick sense of humor.

“And maybe you COULD be a decent person, give it a try I might respect you a little IF you can pull it off,” said Rarity. Shocking the rest of the group minus one Luna who was still dancing.

“Oh SNAP!” gasped Pinkie Pie.

Wiz: You're an idiot Boomstick. Also the fact is, Batman is more than a boxer, his stealth and disarming skills allowed him to turn the fight in his favor.

“While old capt is good in a fist fight, but without his shield he loses his edge in the fight,” lectured Applejack.

Boomstick: Not to mention the gadgets, just because Cap could "See Faster" doesn't mean he can see hard enough to spot Bats through a solid wall of smoke.

“Still a stupid way to interpret his brain’s processing power,” said Twilight with a deadpanned look.

Wiz: Batman also regularly battles and sneaks around super beings far above your average Laser Nazi.

Boomstick: If he can ninja around SUPERMAN'S Super Hearing, there's no reason he can't do the same to Captain America.

“Ooooh~! I wonder if Brucy is any good at surprise parties!?” asked Pinkie Pie as she jump around the room in excitement.

Wiz: And of course Batman has more knowledge of Pressure Points and fighting styles, because he's mastered all of them, rather than simply being adept, helping him incapacitate and finish off the Star-Spangled Soldier.

Boomstick: Captain America just couldn't hang in there.

“Really dude?” asked Shining with a raised brow at Boomsticks joke.

Wiz: The winner is Batman.

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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

the group see a man pulling a book and turn to explain to another person behind him.

???: I have a guide here that show you how to live from now on.

Then the wall completely opened up and everypony was shocked to see a intimidating red and black mech standing there.

the group now see various scenes of the mech fighting in a war zone even one where it sliced a couple of other robots with a green energy sword.

THE 6TH GUNDAM

VS

The ponies and one dragon then see a man wearing white armor with gold trimmings appeared as he floated down before activating his own robot, which is a white tiger that transforms into a humanoid mech.

????: Tigerzord!

soon a montage of fight scenes appear on screen while also playing what seems like the armored man's theme

?:WHITE RANGER TIGER POWER! WHITE RANGER TIGER POWER! TIGER POWER NOW!

THE 6TH GUNDAM VS THE 6TH RANGER

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“Well that was interesting,” Shining said, getting up from the couch and stretching. “I thought Captain would have won.”

“Unfortunately he didn’t,” Spike said, jumping on his back. “Now let’s go to the box.”

Shining just chuckled and galloped to the box as the other were trying to calm Luna from her victory dance.

“Luna, you need to stop dancing,” Starlight said, trying to get the lunar princess to stop.

“HA. I KNEW THE DARK KNIGHT WOULD TRIUMPH OVER THE LIBERTY SENTINEL,” Luna loudly said, still doing the snoopy dance in celebration. There was nothing that could stop her from dancing to this happy moment.

“If you don’t stop dancing then you might miss out on getting something from the box,” Fluttershy said, just quietly enough for everypony to hear.

“You’re right. We must get to the box post haste,” Luna said, pointing at the box across the room. Realizing her blunder, the night princess coughed and calmly said, “Let us see what we got.”

“Yeah I’m hoping for something awesome this time,” Rainbow said, flying towards the box with Applejack in tow.

“We might as well follow,” Rarity said as the rest of the ponies walked to the box. It didn’t take them long to reach the box as Spike opened it and peered inside. The young dragon reached inside and pulled out a bunch of Batman and Captain America comics.

“Alright,” Spike said, handing out the comics.

“That’s good and all but is there anything else?” Rainbow asked impatiently. That response earned her a smack to the back of her head and a glare from her fashionista friend. Clearing her throat, Rainbow asked, “I mean is it possible that there’s another thing inside?”

Spike looked back in the box and leaned back into it. After a moment, Spike came back out with a bunch of action figures of both combatants. “These were in there,” Spike said giving a few of the figures to everypony.

“This’ll go great with my other stuff,” Pinkie said, stuffing the figures in her mane.

“I’m sure it will, darling. Though I might be able to use them for a few ideas,” Rarity said, scanning them.

“You do that, Rares. I might just give them to Apple Bloom,” Applejack said, putting them in her saddlebags. She noticed that the princess was holding a familiar golden belt. “So you got Batman’s fancy belt, Princess?” Applejack asked curiously.

“Tis true Honest Applejack. I have recieved the Dark knight’s belt. I was running low on a few things anyways,” Luna said proudly while muttering the last part.

“What was that?” Applejack asked.

“Nothing,” Luna said quickly.

“But I’m sure we heard…,” Starlight began to say, wanting to know what the night princess said. She wouldn’t get the chance as the sound of breaking glass behind the group. The group turned and saw a lone changeling, but not just any changeling crashed through the window. It was an older changeling, one who didn’t believe in friendship and didn’t change like the rest of his brethren.

DEATH TO EQUESTRIAAAA,” the changeling yelled, holding a dagger as it descended onto the ponies. It didn’t even get within ten feet of them as a dark blue beam hit the would be assassin, knocking him out.

“Oh look, a changeling assassin. Let’s get it out of here and continue this conversation never,” Luna said quickly, dragging the assassin out the door.

“... o~k! Said Twilight, completely thrown off guard after that completely random moment.

“Guess we have to wait for Luna,” Shining Armor said a bit depressed.

“Something wrong Shining?” Twilight asked, looking at her crestfallen brother.

“Oh I was just hoping to get Captain America’s shield, sis,” Shining said, levitating his Hyrulian shield in front of him. “It would have been cool to have it.”

Just as he said that, the box started to glow as a small tornado came out of it. Now seeing small tornados wasn’t anything new for these ponies but it was surprising to see it suck the shield into the box as the lids closed.

“What the?” Shining said confused, walking towards the box. He was just about to touch the it when it jump and made a strange rapid tinging noise. That was the time for him to back away as the box was bouncing as it made various crashing noises. After a few minutes, the box lids opened and launched a circular wrapped object back at Shining.

“Uh what just happened?” Rainbow asked, not sure if she saw right.

Shining didn’t answer as he began to unwrap the object. Once the cloth was removed, he saw a familiar red, white and blue shield in front of him. “Woah,” he said, surprised by this outcome.

“Did you just get Captain America’s shield?” Spike said, amazed at the patriotic shield.

“I guess so. Still liked the other one as well,” Shining said regretfully.

Another object was launched at Shining, who caught it in his magic. Curious to what the object is, Shining unwrapped it to see what it is and gasped. Inside the cloth was a glowing sword with a red handle and guard. It had many red gems in the handle and along the center of the blade. There was even a small scroll wrapped around the blade which he removed and saw that it was a note.

“This is one of Link’s most powerful swords, next to his True Master Sword. While it isn’t a shield, it can shoot laser beams from it almost every time you swing it,” Shining read out loud.

“Wow! Now you have both a powerful defence AND Offence,” cheered Twilight in child like glee, already planning on asking her BBBFF if she could study his two new weapons.

Shining Armor said nothing as he stared at his two new gifts before giving a small grin before swinging his sword towards the broken window, launching a magic beam through said broken window. The group watch the beam travel a good distance before dissipating into thin air.

“Groovy,” said Shining with a even bigger grin on his face, causing the rest of the group to laugh at such a cheesy one liner.

“Tee-hee! Well i gauss while we wait for luna i’ll go look for a spell in the library to fix the window,” said Twilight as she made her way out the door while the rest of the group got comfortable for what was definitely .going to be a long wait.

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CHAPTER END! NEXT TIME EPYON VS WHITE TIGER ZORD. Next Chapter: Tigerzord VS Gundam Epyon Estimated time remaining: 4 Hours, 12 Minutes

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