“So how long do i have to wear this?” Spike asked while sitting on a stoll. On his head was a white cone hat with the word dunce on the it.

“Once you learn not to do anything behind my back no matter if your intentions were justified,” Twilight said in her lecture tone while reading a book to pass the time until the next episode. She wouldn’t have to wait very long as the door slammed open as her friends piled into the viewing room.

“Hiya Twilight…. Um, what’s up with Spike?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head a bit.

“He’s just finishing his time out,” Twilight said nonchalantly.

“OOooooohhhh, Spike’s in trouble,” Pinkie and Rainbow said, covering their mouths while snickering as were the rest of the girls.

Before Spike could even say a word a new voice cutted in, “Who’s in trouble?”

Surprised, everyone jumped and looked to see their other dragon friend Ember in her classic ninja garb.

“How did you,” Twilight began to say slowly.

Ember smirked and said, “Ninja.”

“That’s not really an answer,” Twilight said, trying to process everything.

“Niiiiinnnnnjjjjjaaa,” Ember said slowly as if it was the answer to all of life’s questions.

It was silent for a few moments as Twilight opened and closed her mouth a few times. Fluttershy, not liking the awkward silence, grabbed her plushie and asked, “Um, do you mind if i ask why’re you here? Not that we don’t want to see you.” She put Doomguy Plushie in front of her to protect herself from any threats.

Ember walked over to Spike and said, “Well I came here to hang out with Spike and possibly watch another episode if it’s okay.” She took the dunce hat off of the younger dragon and rubbed his dorsal fins.

“Hey, cut it out,” Spike said while laughing a little.

“Ey, we have better things to do than play with your dragonfriend,” a high pitched voice said causing everyone to look around.

“Who said that?” Pinkie said, turning her head around like an owl.

“Well, that's the other reason why I'm here. You see i got a message from a ‘Deadman’,” Ember said as everyone's eyes grew wide.

“What did the note say, darling,” Rarity said, walking towards their friend.

“It said that after we see the next episode then my father will be cured,” Ember said, blushing while scratching the back of her head. That caused everyone in the room to grow a bit fearful at that.

“Was your father poisoned?” Fluttershy asked desperately.

“No, he’s fine. It’s just that,” Ember began to say as she blushed. She didn’t know how to say the problem to her friends.

“For Pete’s sake child. Stop beating around the bush and tell them,” the voice said as the front of Ember’s ninja outfit moved.

“What was that?” Rainbow asked, getting in position to attack if necessary..

“I’ll just show you,” Ember said as she reached into her suit and pulled a small scaled thing out.

The group got closer to see what the young dragon lord was holding. When they got close enough, the group had to stop themselves from gasping in surprise or biting their lips to stop themselves from laughing. There in Ember’s hands was the previous dragon lord, Torch, and he was the size of a hamster.

“OH MY DIAMONDS. HE’S SO ADORABLE,” Rarity screamed as she hugged the now tiny elder dragon.

“Don’t you mean ‘oh my Celestia’?” Twilight asked.

“You worship your thing darling, i’ll worship mine,” Rarity said as she didn’t stop hugging the older dragon, no matter how much he threatened her.

“.... So Deadman did this?” Applejack said after witnessing her classy friend hug the tiny dragon. After being near Discord and all the evils they fought, nothing surprises her anymore.

“That’s what the note said. It also said something about more guests,” Ember said as she took a seat on the couch.

“More guests? But it's just us,” Pinkie said while looking at all of her friends in the room.

Suddenly a swirling red and purple portal appeared in the center of the room. Everyone stared as three familiar ponies tumbled out of the portal as a VERY familiar voice said, “Stay in the time out room and think about what you’ve done.”

As the three ponies groaned, Applejack and Rainbow looked at their pink friend and said, “You had to say something, didn't you?”

“Sorry,” Pinkie said bashfully.

Another groan drew their attention to the ponies on the floor as one said, “Why did you have to annoy that guy Sonata? That dumbass could have sent us to another dimension.”

“I just wanted to watch another episode, Dagi,” the taco lover said as she got up and looked around. “And we're here. Hi girls and dragons,” Sonata said while waving.

“Dragons?” Adagio and Aria asked, looking around the room to see the blue dragon princess next to Spike.

“Um, hi,” Ember said shyly as she waved.

“So is she a new assistant or friend?” Adagio said as she looked at Twilight for the answer.

“She’s a friend. Ember meet Adagio, Aria and Sonata. Girls, this is Dragon Lord Ember,” Twilight said, introducing everyone to each other.

“Dragon Lord? So what happened to Little Match Stick?” Aria said smirking.

“Little Match Stick?” Twilight and her friends asked.

“For the love of the everything holy MY NAME ISN’T MATCHSTICK!” Torch screamed from the confines Rarity’s hooves.

The former sirens looked at the former dragon lord in surprise before breaking down in hysterical laughter.

“That’s Little Match Stick!?” Adagio laughed with tears running down her face.

“What happen to you!?” Wheezed out Aria having a hard time breathing with how much she was laughing.

“You’re just as adorable as I remember,” Sonata said as she plucked Tiny Torch from Rarity’s hooves and hugged him.

“Let go of me you blue haired nitwit,” Torch screamed while try to claw at Sonata’s hooves. It proved to be useless as his clawing was the equivalent of a kitten batting a piece of string. “I thought I was free from you three all those years ago.”

“Yep that’s definitely our Matchstick,” Aria said, wiping away a few tears in a rare display of emotion.

“You haven’t change since we last saw you,” Adagio said with mirth.

“You girls knew Torch?” Twilight asking in shock. She even got in front of them as Sonata continued to cuddle the tiny ex-dragon lord.

“Ya~ little matchstick use to date Aria way back,” laughed Adagio much the shock to Ember and the main group. “It feels like it was yesterday that Little Match Stick and Aria were trying to one up each other.”

“W-w-w-wha?” stuttered out Ember, trying to process what she just heard. “Father use to date a pony?”

“Actually we were sirens back then,” Aria said nonchalantly. “And those were some good times,” she said with a far away look.

“Okay?” Ember said confused out of her mind.

“Stop hugging me and start this battle thing. The sooner it ends the better,” Torch said as Sonata started to nuzzle him.

“Fine, ruin our fun,” Adagio muttered. “Twilight, can you start the episode?” she said while taking a seat on the couch with her sisters.

Twilight just shrugged and pressed play on the remote.

Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: Kaiju: the Japanese word for -

Boomstick: A giant monster that destroys everything around it, like Godzilla, the King of the Monsters.

“K-king of Monster?” squeaked out Fluttershy as she hid behind her doomguy plushy which seemed to have a gleam in it’s visore after the first combatant was announced.

“Now that’s a badass title!” Rainbow proclaimed.

Wiz: And Gamera, the Guardian of the Universe. Despite being box office rivals for half a century, these two enormous creatures have never met... until today.

“So it’s another battle between two characters that the fan base consider rivals?” asked Starlight.

“It seems so, now i’m wondering if we are going to see anymore of this- Pinkie Pie what are you doing?” asked Twilight as she noticed her pink friend in the back pointing her party cannon at a dart board with a drawing of what looked like a human wearing a very odd red and black outfit.

“Oh just getting ready for a Very special guest,” answered the Party Pony a she set her cannon aside and went back to sit with her friends.

Giving her… acentric friend an odd look, Applejack asked. “And who’s that sugarcube?”

“Oh~ just someone that EVERYONE can’t wait to see!” giggled Pinkie Pie in pure glee much to the confusion to the rest of the group.

“What a freak,” muttered Aria.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

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Godzilla
(*Cues: Godzilla Appears in Hokkaido - Godzilla VS. King Ghidorah*)

Wiz: The year was 1954, less than a decade after Little Boy and Fatman had decimated Japan.

Boomstick: The nuclear age had begun.

Almost everyone was shocked at the display of the destructiveness of the bomb. Fearing the answer, Fluttershy looked at Twilight and asked, “Do all the humans have that?”

With a shake of her head, Twilight said, “Not anymore. That bomb was only used several decades ago and hasn't been used since.”

Wiz: As the United States tested their shiny new hydrogen bombs across the Pacific, one of them woke something up.

(*Cues: Godzilla Theme - GMK*)(*Godzilla roars*)

Boomstick: Godzilla, the radioactive rampaging savior/destroyer of Japan.

“...Daddy?” Sonata asked while tilting her head cutely.

“Is he a savior or destroyer? Is it possible to be both?” asked Ember.

“it depends on morality,” answered Torch.

Wiz: Mutated by nuclear energy, Godzilla stands over 300 feet tall and weighs 90 thousand tons. He is an unstoppable force of nature.

“That’s big,”

“That’s not just big. It's bigger than the largest known dragon in our land,”

“Little Ember is right. He’s even bigger than me,” Torch admitted with some resentment in his voice.

Boomstick: And for some reason, Godzilla has made Japan his personal playground and has been stomping through it for 60 years.

Man: Couldn't he have picked on some other country?

Boardroom: *laughs*

Everyone was terrified by that fact alone. To be terrorized by that walking behemoth for decades would be scary for any of them.

(*Cues: Requiem - Godzilla vs Destoroyah*)

Wiz: Godzilla's radioactive mutation leaves everything in his wake contaminated: water, plants, even people. Godzilla's presence alone turns a city block completely uninhabitable.

Boomstick: Like that noisy upstairs neighbor or people who let their dog shit in your front lawn.

“That sounds horrible,” Fluttershy said as she hugged Doomguy Plushie to her chest.

“To never being near someone without harming them,” Pinkie quietly said as her hair began to straighten. “Causing nothing but pain just by existing,”

(*Cues: Mothra vs Gigan - Godzilla Final Wars*)

Wiz: But Godzilla does not simply walk past his enemies to destroy them.

Boomstick: His strength is insane. He once lifted and threw his arch-rival Keizer Ghidorah, who weighs 100 thousand freakin' tons.

Wiz: He channels this strength through his claws, teeth, tail -

Boomstick: AND EPIC GRAVITY-DEFYING DROPKICKS!

The screen changed to reveal Godzilla running forward… and suddenly started sliding across the terrain on the tip of his tail! Completely defying gravity as he drop kicked his opponent.

“WHAT? That's physically impossible,” shouted Twilight and Starlight.

“Who cares? Epic drop kicks for the win,” countered Rainbow with Sonata and Pinkie Pie nodding in agreement.

Background
Height: 108 m / 355 ft
Weight: 81,600,000 kg / 90,000 tons
Japanese name: Gojira
Age: Over 65 million years
Feeds on nuclear radiation
Nuclear powered heart
Accidentally mutated by nukes
Somehow has knowledge in judo & boxing

(*Cues: Godzilla vs Kumonga/Kamacuras - Godzilla Final Wars*)

Wiz: Hilarious abilities aside, Godzilla would not be such a legendary kaiju without some serious firepower. He can emit atomic energy from his body for a short-range nuclear pulse.

“That could be handy in certain situations,” Applejack said, whistling after seeing the powerful shockwave.

“And with his big size, he could probably hit a bunch of monsters all at once,” added in Starlight.

Adagio stated before smirking deviously. “Or rather, a bunch of US at once…”

“Adagio, NO.” Twilight groaned.

Boomstick: Or fire his signature atomic breath, a goddamn laser beam of pure radiation! That's like microwaving at least a hundred balls of tinfoil!

Wiz: Well, give or take a few... million...

Godzilla fires the Atomic Breath directly to the army from Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001).

“SO COOL!” everyone cheered minus Fluttershy who was hiding behind her Doomguy plushy and Torch who was glaring at the screen.

“Not impressed! I can do that too!” yelled the former Dragon lord.

(*Cues: Godzilla! - Godzilla (2014)*)

Boomstick: The atomic breath can melt, burn, or blow up just much anything, and you know it just can't smell good! I mean... that's a lot of fish!

(*Cues: Bio-Wars - Godzilla*)

Wiz: NO! No, no, no! That right there is Zilla, the bastardized and shamed American version that Toho literally bought the rights and completely re-branded... just to murder on-screen.

Boomstick: *chuckles* Take that, America!

“Well at least it spawned a decent TV show…” Pinkie mused.

Wiz: And that was just the real Godzilla's standard atomic breath.

Boomstick: Yep. After absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul... oookay…

Spike blinked. “I'd ask how, but I think that'd raise even more questions…”

(*Cues: 1996 Godzilla - Attacks Osaka*)

Boomstick: he gained the power to boost his breath to the red spiral ray...

Wiz: ...an attack so deadly it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, Space Godzilla.

Boomstick(Pinkie, Spike and Sonata): What, Space Godzilla?!

Wiz: Yes, Space Godzilla is a thing, moving on...

Boomstick: Ohh…

“What a ripoff,” grumbled Aria and Rainbow Dash.

“Aww… I wanted to know more about Space Godzilla!” Sonata whined.

Wiz: Godzilla's cell structure can quickly regenerate from all manner of wounds, and despite being vulnerable to man-made electricity, he possesses magnetic properties. Like a lightning rod, he can attract thunderbolts from the sky and use nature's power to enhance his own abilities... or turn himself into a giant living magnet.

Boomstick: Magnets... how do they even work? Well believe it or not, that isn't the weirdest thing that Godzilla can do. If Big G needs to get somewhere quick, he bends over, charges up, and does this...

(*Cues: Godzilla Goes Flying - M37T2*)

Godzilla uses his atomic breath to propel himself through the air, and it's a lot sillier than it sounds and Godzilla Goes Flying Plays. Events based from Godzilla vs The Smog Monster (1971).

Wiz: Well... at least Japan is... creative?

Boomstick: Wait, can that even happen?

“I… I don't even…” stuttered out Twilight as her brain shorted out from that silly scene.

Wiz: Scaling to the present, to actually lift his body means his atomic breath must have a force of over 328 trillion psi.

(*Cues: A Sign of Godzilla - Godzilla VS King Ghidorah*)

Wiz:That's the equivalent of 1 TRILLION riot control fire hoses, enough to wrap around the earth 38 THOUSAND times.

Boomstick: Damn!

Abilities
Atomic Breath
Spiral Atomic Breath
Nuclear Pulse
Regenerator G1
Magnetic powers
Sharp dorsal plates
Uncanny durability
Godly strength
Can breathe underwater

(*Cues: Godzilla's Theme - Godzilla Unleashed*)

Boomstick: Godzilla has 44 known victories, largely due to his insane durability. He's fallen into a volcano, survived a black hole, and tanked a meteorite point-blank... without a scratch.

“Quite an impressive feat…” Torch said in a genuine tone.

“So cool,” whispered Ember with a blush.

Strengths & Feats
44 wins, 9 losses (if King Kong counts), 7 ties
Survived & escaped a black hole
Regenerated from a beating heart
Battled Rodan for over 12 hours
Survived the Absolute Zero Cannon
Lifted & threw Kaizer Ghidorah
Matched Thor's strength
Defeated 10 monsters in a row in Final Wars

Wiz: But despite popular belief, Godzilla is not invincible. His regeneration takes time, his speed is lacking, and despite having two brains, one in his skull and the other where his tail meets his torso, he's pretty darn clumsy.

Boomstick: Where were you on that one, Assbrain?

The more immature of the group let out a few snickers at that one.

Wiz: He officially lost a fight against King Kong and he's even died in four separate films.

Weaknesses
Sensitive to light
Relatively slow
Somewhat clumsy due to size
Lost to King Kong & Mothra
Gills are a weak spot
Vulnerable to strong surges of unnatural electricity
Killed by Oxygen Destroyer & MechaGodzilla 2

The screen changed to show various version of Godzilla dying:

The original Godzilla being reduced to a skeleton from the Oxygen destroyer.

The Heisei Godzilla being killed by MechaGodzilla 2, as well as dying from a radiation overdose/meltdown in a different film.

And GMK Godzilla being reduced to nothing but a beating heart.

“Yeeesh, he’s died that many times!?” gasped out Adagio.

Boomstick: But Godzilla's victories definitely outweigh his failures. There's a good reason they call him the "King of the Monsters".

(*Godzilla roars*)

Just as the clip finished playing Ember immediately spread her wings and let out an aggressive roar of her own, the moment she stopped she realized everyone was staring at her.

“What was THAT all about?” Starlight asked.

“Did you just let out a... mating call?” Spike asked, blushing a little.

“Oh that's hilarious!” Rainbow laughed as she fell to the floor holding her sides. “She's got it worse for him than I do for Sonic!” She continued to laugh until she realized what she'd just said. She sighed as she pulled out her book and started removing two strikes from each of her friends.

“You're erasing them?” asked Applejack in surprise.

“I walked into that one myself. I'm nothing if not fair.” She replied.

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After the analysis, the Dazzlings and dragons decided that Godzilla would be the one they root for.

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Gamera

Wiz: The year was 1965, the apex of the Space Race. Technology was advancing further and faster than ever before, but no one could've anticipated the bio-engineered marvel hidden beneath the waves.

(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe - An Investigation Ship*)

Wiz: Eons ago, the ancient people of Atlantis learned how to construct life and foolishly decided to play God.

“Of course,” Starlight sighed.

“When will people learn,” said Adagio while shaking her head.

Boomstick: But instead of creating something safe like a dog or a bunny, they created giant flying laser-shooting murder birds.

“.... why!?” cried out everyone.

(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe - Gyaos Flies Over*)

Boomstick: Surprise, surprise - they couldn't be controlled, and they turned 100% of Atlantis into ocean front property.

“And once again trying to play God results in everyone getting killed.” muttered Torch.

Wiz: So what was their solution to counter these giant destructive monsters? Why, ANOTHER giant destructive monster, of course!

Everyone facepalmed at that.

(*Cues: Gamera Guardain of the Universe - Gamera Appears; Gamera roars*)

Wiz: Enter Gamera, Guardian of the Universe and Friend to All Children.

Kid 1: Hurry, let's go!

Kid 2: He won't harm us. Gamera doesn't hurt people. He likes us.

Background
Height: 80 meters / 262.5 ft
Weight: 9,000,000 kg / 10,000 tons
Origin: Atlantean bio-engineering
Age: Up to 150 million years
Feeds on fire, plasma, & mana
More intelligent than most humans
A skilled gymnast
Known as the Guardian of the Universe & Friend to All Children

Boomstick: "Friend to All Children"? That's a terrible title. How about "Gamera, the flying fire-breathing ninja turtle of doom"?

Wiz: That's... actually not far off. For a 260-foot, 10-thousand ton turtle, Gamera is quite agile.

Gamera spins around on a horizontal bar before flipping through the air and landing on his feet.

“That’s … pretty agile for a giant Turtle,” Starlight said, amazed by Gamera.

“That is one of the coolest turtles out there,” Rainbow said, pumping her hooves in the air.

Boomstick: And he sticks it!

Most of the group applauded, impressed with his skill while Rainbow, Pinkie, and Sonata held up scoring cards, it was a perfect 10.

“Quit marvelous,” applauded Rarity as she clapped her hooves together.

(*Cues: Offense & Defense - Gamera 3*)

Boomstick: His arsenal includes two huge tusks, twin elbow spikes, and a fire breath so strong it can be used underwater, despite being... you know... fire!

“It looks more like highly-concentrated plasma to me?” said Twilight.

“cough-NERD-cough!” said Rainbow Dash while pretending to cough.

Wiz: Technically, it's highly-concentrated plasma(Twilight: See!), the fourth state of matter. The hottest plasma ever created by man exceeded 3.6 million degrees Fahrenheit. That's hotter than the surface of the sun. Gamera's fireballs can burn through practically anything.

Boomstick: And when he's not spitting hot fire, he fucking eats it!

Wiz: It's true. A fiery four-course meal can quickly heal and re-energize him.

“So he’s a dragon's worst enemy,” snarked Adagio getting a death glare from the three drgons in the room.

Boomstick: Naturally, as a giant turtle monster, he can retract his limbs and head into his shell for extra defense... (spews out jet fire out of the shell) and then fire rocket jets out of the holes and freakin' fly?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! And why can't my turtle do that? Some day, Mr. Snappy. Some day…

“Beat ya to it, Boomstick,” Rainbow said grinning. She already got her turtle Tank to fly with a propeller on it’s back.

(*Cues: Offense & Defense - Gamera 3*)

Wiz: Gamera can fly at speeds reaching Mach 3, over 22 hundred miles per hour. That's faster than the world record-holding SR71 blackbird.

“Whooo boy that's a fast turtle!” said Applejack impressed.

(*Cues: Gamera 2 - Demolition Plans*)

Boomstick: But how the hell does he know where he's going, and more importantly, how does he not puke his guts out?

“Maybe he’s psychic?” Spike asked while shrugging.

“Doubtful. It’s more likely he can sense heat or even sense objects,” Twilight said.

Wiz: The Atlanteans built Gamera using mana, an ethereal energy force connecting all things, places, and people. Everything has a finite pool of mana, which can be measured using a... Sega Dreamcast.

Boomstick: *sighs* But it still can't play DVD's.

Wiz: A person's mana is dependent on how much influence and authority they possess over others. As Gamera literally holds the world's fate in his claws, his mana levels are off the charts.

“I wonder what Twi’s and the other princess mana levels are,” wondered Pinkie Pie.

(*Cues: Gamera 2 - Appearance of Soutai*)

Boomstick: Gamera can manipulate his mana in combat, which is useful when you've lost your arm and need to give your enemy a kaiju-sized falcon punch.

Gamera uses the Vanishing Plasma Fist to defeat Irys.

Boomstick/Rainbow Dash: Fuck yeah!

Wiz: And if Gamera ever runs low on mana, he can summon more from the earth itself.

Gamera uses the Ultimate Plasma Mana Cannon to defeat Legion.

Boomstick: ...I think he got him.

“No duh,” Pinkie said.

“It’s kinda hard to miss with that,” Aria said, trying to get Sonata away from her.

Abilities
Fire Breath
Plasma Fireballs
Accelerated healing
Mana manipulation
Flight
Top speed: Mach 3
Vanishing Plasma Fist
Ultimate Plasma Mana Cannon

(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe - Gamera in Danger at Mt. Fuji*)

Boomstick: Gamera is fast enough to catch a missile going Mach 10, capable of flying through outer space, and tough enough to survive a nuclear explosion which leveled the entire city of Sendai.

Wiz: As Sendai is about 152 miles across, this explosion must have yielded nearly 112 megatons of force.

“Hey didn't Sunset say that thing she had-mmhp!” Sonata was saying before her mouth was covered by Aria who was giving her a glare that said she better shut up.

“Ignore her, she says stupid stuff sometimes we think she eats way too much crayons and glue when we're not looking,” said Adagio getting a pout from sonata.

“Ok this is getting way too personal,” muttered the blue siren.

Boomstick: Gamera has a fierce will to fight. No matter how much pain he's in, he'll keep pushing forward for the win.

“Like a champ!” yelled Rainbow Dash with a grin.

Wiz: And he's not just determined; he's actually quite brilliant. He tactically seeks to exploit enemy weaknesses and is apparently smart enough to repair an alien spacecraft.

“Huh?” said Sonata and Pinkie Pie.

Boomstick/Twilight: He does machines.

“OH!” they said in understanding,

Strengths & Feats
16 wins, 3 losses, 2 ties
Famous steadfast determination
Plasma fire trumps the Tsar Bomb
Can jump hundreds of feet high
Survived a city-leveling explosion
Blew up a Star Destroyer [No joke]
Survived an orbital re-entry with crash landing
Repaired an alien spacecraft... wtf?

Wiz: But despite his intelligence, he is not infallible. Gamera's supposedly impenetrable defenses have been pierced before. And remember, Gamera is explicitly the Guardian of Earth, which does not necessarily include humanity. In fact, Gamera fears mankind may one day become the earth's greatest enemy.

“That’s dark,” Applejack said.

“But very true,” Twilight and the Dazzlings said. “They have many dangerous weapons that could destroy themselves with.”

Weaknesses
Underside of the shell is weaker than its top
Relies on human connection to maintain power
Prefers a winning through retreating strategy
Puts the Earth's safety above his own
Vulnerable to his own plasma

Boomstick: I knew he sounded too good to be true. He's a hippie turtle...

Wiz: And yet Gamera has a strange fondness for children.

Boomstick: Umm...

“Don’t you dare!” yelled Rarity already knowing boomstick was going to do something to raise her blood pressure even more.

(*Cues: Gamera - 1969 Theme (Instrumental)*)

Boomstick (singing): Gamera! Gamera! He will bring kids to his van! Touch them like no other can! Please don't tell on Gamera!

Boomstick: (speaking) No, really…

Rarity slammed her head against the wall in irritation while the Dazzlings burst out laughing.

Wiz: Actually... he's sacrificed his life to save children on multiple occasions. Even used his ultimate self-destruct move all for the safety of innocent children.

Boomstick: Oh. That's pretty cool.

“That’s not just cool. That’s a hero right there,” Rainbow said with a few nods from her friends.

(*Gamera roars*)

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With the episode paused, everyone was thinking of who to vote for. Godzilla was a powerful beast with many victories under his belt but Gamera was a smart and strategic being who fights with his head. In the end the ponies decided to root for Gamera as the dragons and Dazzlings supported Godzilla.

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Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

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Death Battle

(*Cues: GMK - The God of Destruction Appears*)

Nearby a large city, Godzilla emerges from the water and roars. Tanks quickly mobilize and as Godzilla approaches the city, fire upon him. Godzilla then stomps on the ground, taking them out instantly, and proceeds to destroy a building and knock away a missile. He roars again when Gamera flies past him, then lands on the ground. The two trade roars.

“SUPER GIANT MONSTER FIGHT!! YEAH!!!!” Pinkie, Rainbow and Sonata yelled as Ember said the same thing but softer.

FIGHT!

(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe - Air Battle*)

Godzilla begins to approach Gamera, who picks up and throws a small building at him. Godzilla is unfazed and continues as Gamera unleashes his fire breath. Afterward, he proceeds to swing both of his hands at Godzilla and strikes him with his head. Godzilla then grabs onto Gamera and slams him into a building twice, the first push damaging it and the second knocking it over. Godzilla then grapple and tosses Gamera over him, knocking him into another small building on his stomach. Godzilla backs up and fires his atomic breath upon Gamera, then fires upon more of the city, turning it into a flaming wreck.

“That poor city,” Fluttershy said.

“I doubt they have anything to fix that up anytime soon,” Applejack said while shaking her head.

(*Cues: Gamera vs Gyaos - Gamera Guardian of the Universe*)

The fire then dissipates, as Gamera absorbs it. He fires off three fireballs, all of which strike Godzilla. Godzilla then strikes the ground with his tail twice, then proceeds to do his jump kick, with his tail dragging across the ground. Gamera backs up to no avail as Godzilla lands it and then lands on him, slamming his back into the ground. Godzilla roars and then prepares to stomp when Gamera retracts his head into his shell. Godzilla strikes the ground with his foot, then turns his head in confusion at what happened. He backs up when Gamera's shell begins spinning and then flies into the air. Godzilla roars, then is struck from behind by the spinning shell.

“Yeah. Hit and run tactics,” Rainbow said, punching the air. “Keep it up Gamera.”

“Don’t let that walking…. Flying soup bowl beat you, Godzilla,” Torch yelled from Ember’s arms.

Rain begins to pour and thunder strikes as Godzilla roars once again and fires his beam multiple times at his flying opponent to no avail. Gamera flies toward Godzilla, who catches him, then flies backward out of his grip. He flies toward Godzilla again, who once again catches him, but this time fires jets from his back holes and grips Godzilla with his hands. Godzilla is lifted off of the ground, grabbing onto the shell, as the two begin flying into the air. The two roar, then Godzilla begins firing atomic breath multiple times to no avail. The two eventually reach space, with Godzilla floating helplessly as Gamera circles around him. He grabs onto Godzilla's sides from his back and then flies downward towards Earth. The two breach the atmosphere and are back in the rainy skies. Godzilla's back spikes begin attracting lightning and he uses that power to create a nuclear pulse, knocking Gamera off of him. Gamera falls towards the water below, slowing his fall drastically by spinning in his shell, before going into the water. Godzilla then uses his atomic breath to slow down his fall before crashing into the water.

“C’mon. You can do this,” Ember said as she hugged her tiny father.

“Too tight!” Torch squicked out.

(*Cues: Baragon's Theme - Godzilla Unleashed*)

Both emerge from the water roaring, then grab each other by their hands. Gamera strikes Godzilla with his head, but Godzilla responds by biting Gamera's left hand. He tears it off with little effort, with Gamera reeling backward in pain, as Godzilla spits it out. Gamera then absorbs the planet's mana as Godzilla prepares to fire his atomic breath. Gamera then opens his chest to fire his ultimate plasma mana cannon, which hits Godzilla before he can use his own blast. The blast is so devastating that it goes through a bridge, destroying the whole thing. Godzilla then roars as he is enveloped in it.

“Yeah, Gamera. Show that lizard who’s boss,” Rainbow cheered as Pinkie waved around some pompoms.

“He’s using the planet’s mana so he should win,” Twilight said, trying to calculate Godzilla’s chance of survival.

Gamera then stands in the water, his green blood pouring out of the socket, where his left arm once was. He overlooks the destroyed bridge and roars.

“Godzilla no…” whimpered Ember while Spike and Sonata gave her a small pat to her shoulders.

“He did it,” Fluttershy said, hugging Doomguy Plushie.

(*Cues: Gamera vs Gyaos - Gamera Guardian of the Universe*)

However, Godzilla emerges from the water behind him only much bigger,

“By the old Dragons,” muttered Torch now fully intimidated by the King of Monsters.

“Uh-oh,” the poies said when they saw his immense size.

bleeding after surviving the attack. He roars as lightning strikes again, Gamera looks back, then Godzilla grabs onto Gamera. Gamera retreats into his shell and tries to use his Fireball Ejection Suicide as one last attempt to kill Godzilla, but Godzilla throws him straight into the air over him. His spikes then turn red as he fires his red spiral ray, which strikes Gamera's shell's back. The beam eventually pierces the shell and Gamera is then obliterated, with a few pieces of his shell scattering into the water below, Godzilla roars.

KO!

Godzilla roars as whatever is left of Gamera is now deep in the water and out of sight.

“There goes Tokyo, go-go Godzilla!” Pinkie and Spike sang.

“NOOO GAMERA!” cried Rainbow Dash.

Results
(*Cues: Godzilla! - Godzilla (2014)*)

Boomstick: Add "Master of the Culinary Arts" to his title, 'cuz Godzilla just made turtle soup!

“FUCK YOU BOOMSTICK!!” Rainbow fumed.

Wiz: Gamera may have held the speed advantage, but Godzilla's sheer size and power won this bout.

“No kidding,” Sonata and Spike said, as Sonata hugged Spike.

“Godzilla is a beast, there’s no doubt about that,” Adagio said huskily as she wanted to see more of him.

Boomstick: He's nine times heavier! Plus, while Gamera tanked a city-busting nuke and almost died, Godzilla tanked a similar explosion from a meteorite and didn't even flinch.

Wiz: Gamera's shell was once pierced by Viras, a physically weaker foe. There's no doubt Godzilla could overpower this giant turtle.

“When he puts it that way,” Rarity began to say.

“Gamera was bound to lose,” Rainbow said hollowly.

Boomstick: Hell, he's strong enough to match goddamn Thor, and since Godzilla's atomic breath is composed of pure radiation, not fire, Gamera could not feed off of it.

Wiz: But most importantly, Gamera has a history of winning through retreating. He usually takes one round to analyze his foe and another to win the day. On paper, this sounds like a smart idea.

“Which it is!” Twilight quickly agreed.

Boomstick: But unfortunately for Gamera, Godzilla don't play like that. Looks like Godzilla put Gamera through living... "shell".

“Uge…” muttered Torch.

Wiz: The winner is Godzilla.

The dragons of the group all gave a victory roar.

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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

we soon hear heroic theme music as we are shown a man wearing a blue and white attire with a shield and he has a patriotic feel to him.

However his opponent instantly surprises everyone as they saw a shadowy figure with two pointy ears and with the symbol of a bat on his chest. then large words of who it is appeared on screen.

THE KNIGHT RETURNS

“…… AWESOME!” cheered the main group who knew all too well who one of the fighters will be for the next fight.

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With that said and done, the ponies pouted as the dragons and former sirens cheered.

“That’s why you don’t mess with a king of monsters. That over sized turtle didn’t even stand a chance,” Torch said from his daughter’s arms.

“Of course, Little Match Stick. Gamera was weaker and smaller than him. Hell, I believe you could off beaten that turtle,” Aria said causing Torch to puff up his chest a bit.

“Gamera should have won. He could fly,” Rainbow said, pouting with her arms crossed.

“He just wasn’t powerful enough, Rainbow and flying isn’t everything,” Adagio said with a smirk. Rainbow just flew with her friends to the usual place they go after every episode.

“Enough talk. We need to get our stuff,” Sonata said, walking towards the glowing box.

“What stuff did that nitwit mean?” Torch asked while looking at Ember.

“This box that they’re crowding around gives us some stuff. It’s how I got this ninja outfit and book,” Ember said, pointing to her outfit. “The things that we get seem to fit the theme of the episode so I’m interested to see what we get.”

“This might be a bit worthwhile then,” Torch said to himself as Ember walked towards the box and stopped in front of it. Once the glowing stopped, Twilight used her magic to open the box and look inside of it.

“So what did we get? Tell us.” Pinkie and Sonata said at the same time. They were literally shaking in excitement.

“Just some shirts, comics and some action figures,” Twilight said, giving everyone a few things.

“This is pretty cool,” Rainbow said, already reading a Gamera comic.

“I think Applebloom might like these if she wants to play with something besides her pokemon,” Applejack said with Rarity agreeing. They put the godzilla figure away for the moment as Pinkie was already playing with hers.

“Well with these slim pickings, I wonder when that ball of hot air will get us,” Aria said, as she stood their with her stuff on the ground. Suddenly a portal opens up in the middle of the room and what came out was Deadman riding what appeared to be a cross between Spyro and a night fury. (There you got your cameo!!!!)

“Hiyaaa! Steed hiyaaa!” yelled Deadman as he cracked a whip onto the creature.

“THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT BY A CAMEO,” the creature said in a loud voice.

“Hush steed! Daddys talking,” said Deadman yanking the reins to silence the poor cameo star.

“Yes sir,” the creature said with it’s head down. It stayed still as Deadman got off of it.

“Hey, you. The fireball. Are you the one who did this to me? Then change me back,” Torched said, flapping his wings and getting in the god’s face.

“If it wouldn’t be too much trouble,” Embe said quickly.

“Hmmmm fine.” Deadman said as he grabbed the former dragon lord with his gloved hands, chanted a few words and then threw Torch out the window where he landed in the middle of ponyville much to the shock of the group.

“Father!” Ember yelled, flying towards the window and looking out of it. The other ponies look at the chaos good in shock of his actions.

“Why?” Starlight asked hollowly.

“Yeah, why would you do it?” Pinkie said with a small cry.

“What? Did you want him to grow to full size in your castle?” asked the chaos god.

“Well when you put it that way-Wait what? He’s gonna grow in the middle of town,” Twilight said panicking. “Are you crazy?”

“Have you met me?” Deadman asked the friendship princess.

“He’s got you there,” Starlight said, getting a glare in return.

“Maybe it won’t be so bad,” Fluttershy muttered as everyone grew a bit concerned. Suddenly there was a flash of light and everyone looked outside when they saw Ex-Dragon Lord Torch at his regular size, which towered most of the buildings. He then leaned his head back and let loose a loud roar as he stomped on the ground.

“RUN IT'S GODZILLA!!!” screamed a panicking earth pony wearing a suit while pointing at Torch.

A unicorn wearing the same suit and a pair of glasses also pointed up and said. “It looks like Godzilla , but due to Interdimensional Copyright Laws it's not.” explained the unicorn.

“STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!” screamed the earth pony.

“Though it isn't.” the unicorn quickly added in, giving the readers a cheeky grin right before the two screamed and ran off.

“Oh my Diamonds. We need to do something,” Rarity sad, feeling helpless at the fact she can’t do anything.

“Don’t worry girls. I’m sure Deadman will ….. Where’s Deadman?” Twilight asked as she could any sign of the god or even the sirens for that matter.

(MEANWHILE with deadman and the sirens.)

“We’re taking this baby to interdimensional Vegas! WHOOOOO!!!” cheered Deadman along with the sirens as they rode the poor Cameo through another Portal.

(Back with Twilight and the others.)

“.... sigh I’ll go get the riot gear,” muttered Twilight as she prepared to go calm the ponies of ponyville… again.

Fuck being a princess sometimes.

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